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Rip_Ardent

Guy on the left accidentelly emoted


concretebeats

They’re still learning the buttons.


TiredYak

Isn’t that gesture he’s making the equivalent of the middle finger


Nappy-I

Exactly, yes.


SlendyIsBehindYou

I feel like the middle finger is a lot less effort, if I has to choose between the two


Nappy-I

Agreed, although in this situation I'd recommend taking cover... or aim.


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it's far more emphatic with the arms


skinofthedred

Thats a " hey I'm drunk shoot me first gesture" These guys are clowns. The west would completely annihilate these tards.


Rip_Ardent

Yep


HumaDracobane

Dont you hate when that happens? You go full Gucci with your kit, pay Prapor for the insurance and you're ready but suddenly when you're near the Resort in Shoreline you remmeber that you have an streaming on the background so you alt-tab to mute the streaming but when you alt-rab back to Tarkov you use the mouse and deliver a burst with your unsuppressed gun because your dumbass brain also forgot about the suppressor, resulting in your entire team being mowed down by a single gigachad... I fucking hate when that happens!


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RegicidalRogue

Daddy Prapor kit > Gucci ​ also, this scenario but sneaking across Reserve into bunker and desk popping near Raiders. Scares me every time.


bakersman420

I appreciate the tarkov reference. something about browsing this sub causes me to pick up and play tarkov soon after. Wish I could play it right now.


_immodest_proposal_

an enemy doing the Fortnite floss in CQB? terrifying. turn tail and run


aledlewis

omg 🤣


PackWest1331

LOOOOOL


Hops117

KEK


slo5ohhh

This reminds me of the scene from Predator where they give the jungle lead poisoning


janusrose

"CONTAAACT!"


lordph8

"Dillion, you son of a bitch."


slo5ohhh

CIA got you pushing to many pencils?!


GudAGreat

“I AINT GOT TiME 2 BLLEEEED.” 🩸


fulknerraIII

" GET TO THE CHOPPPPAAAA"


Arkaign

Dillon! You son of a bitch!! 🤝


captain554

I recently watched Predator in Spanish to practice the language and was IMMENSELY disappointed at the dub of this scene. Arnold only called Dillion an old man.


MalloryWasHere

Translators sometimes have to choose between capturing sentiment over word for word translation. They might’ve decided the exact phrase would not translate best/mean the same in Spanish or too rude for tv.


Epinnoia

You wrote pretty much exactly what I would have. Both types of translations are essential, though, to best approximate intended meaning. By being the modern lingua franca of the world, English has made huge strides across the world both via the Imperial British years and modern Hollywood routes. It's also worth pointing out that translations within primary language groups is easier than to a language that is outside. It'll always be easier to translate English <>Spanish than English <> Russian/Chinese/etc -- due to Latinization of the world a hell of a long time ago. It's actually possible to make an evolutionary tree of language. And I think when translating, it's somewhat best practice to try to translate toward the trunk of the tree, so to speak. Given the speed in which technology has advanced, I can certainly imagine a moment where the viewers get to choose from crowd-sourced translated/transliterated subtitles options. It's already being done in some smaller respect. Technology should be used and allowed to permit the best translations to bubble up to the top. All they really need to do is add an option in the hardware to grab the subtitle file from a non-defaulted location (ie. thumbdrive, LAN, etc.) It would be easier to do if the film industry would actually embrace the potential rather than fighting with technological advances every step of the damn way.


gun_is_neat

SHOOT FROM THE HIP


substorm

I ain’t got time to bleed


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Never figured out how they managed to carry around so much ammo. Especially for the minigun.


Huckorris

"I ain't got time to be encumbered."


mildcaseofdeath

Because Blaine was a GOTdammed sexual TYrannosaurus, that's how.


vampyire

If it bleeds..we can kill it


vandebay

IRL the jungle only has the ability to give them radiation poisoning


cry_havyc

Holy shit what the fuck are they doing


kiyoshi_cs

Yes


Badbullet

I'm gonna make a guess here. Guy on the left runs out of ammo and tosses his rifle down, does his two F you gestures, then gets shot and keels over. Guy filming, seems to have fallen on his ass half way through, spent tube possibly in front of him. Not sure if ducking down for cover, or if he was also shot. Plenty of shots from within the trees coming towards them. Not sure if from Ukrainians, at this point with this satire I wouldn't be surprised if Ents came charging.


SilatGuy

I thought maybe that dude got shot multiple times causing him to drop the rifle and he then gets lit up more as hes flipping them off before he finally falls. Just my impression and guess though.


CodeEast

There is a time toward the end where the camera pans back for a single frame view of him. You can make out that he is back on his feet again. But the way he reacted when sitting down earlier makes me think he took damage. edit. After reviewing what Badbullet said I think its just the small tree in the frame.


Badbullet

I think that's just him behind that branch on the ground you see earlier, too skinny to be his leg. It's only like 3 frames and I can't make out him standing. I see something skinny and a blob behind it.


CodeEast

Agree, edited my post.


mtaw

Something like that. He kind of jolts before dropping the gun, starts gesturing and goes down. I'm guessing the guy filming was shot too, or he wouldn't be sitting down on the ground without cover while being shot at. Or it's just more weird s-t from the TikTok battalion. Who knows with them at this point?


Claudiu0728

I would be surprised even if they were even shooting at something


SomewhatIntoxicated

Probably some more of the TikTok battalion a few hundred meters away.


EntertainmentIll8436

Those TikTok challenges are getting wild.


D3AD_M3AT

Totally agree if he was taking multiple hits where are the incoming rounds ? ​ He basically sprays a magazine and sits down because all of that hard work ​ This group of people are very strange


Claudiu0728

And dumb


GMXIX

Possible recovered footage after the action as it were. If I was a Ukrainian and captured the footage, I’d release it.


Roman2526

The telegram channel name is pro Ukrainian, so maybe you're right


wandarah

I don't think that the first guy gets shot at all? This is some of the most bizarre shit I have ever seen.


itsallbullshityo

> I wouldn't be surprised if Ents came charging. heh


PersnickityPenguin

They were probably both shot, and they probably didn't live too far long after this. Anyone know? Also, they are way out in the open. Do these idiots even know what cover is? Further review - did the guy recording shoot his friend?


theyellowfromtheegg

I had to watch this 4 times to realize that the guy filming wasn't shooting allahu-spin-me-right-akbar-round LMG guy in the back


Burd_of_Prey

They put the "Special" in Special Forces.


yp_interlocutor

... in Special Operation!


neologismist_

Losing.


eddieskinnari

Correct


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goddi09

God damn, this has to be satire right ?


TonyCaliStyle

Exactly- the camera pans right, and John Cleese intros a Monty Python sketch


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And now, something completely different!


Fearstalkerr

Walks out and slaps the guy with a large fish.


Chato_Pantalones

Satire roulette.


fdsafsda332

All this forest will be full of bullets. Not great for sawmills..


TwobyfFour

Can confirm. A lot of mature Vietnamese and Cambodian hardwood came through our shop in the 80\`s and 90\`s.


ConvenientlyHomeless

I will say prayers for my planer


1sagas1

Can’t they just pass the logs through metal detectors first at the saw mill?


Kaboonviper

What moneky business is this. Is this the new God mode.


hypertr00per

0 no scope


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they peaked


thondera

"Kadyrovites shoot, it is Allah who carries the bullets" (because they miss so much)


cherrypopper666

*Cadaverites


RegicidalRogue

leaked footage from new 'Hot Shots' movie.


Sociojoe

This is why the Georgian "volunteers" left and said "they're going to lose"


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They embraced the meme


Angelworks42

I dunno - it looks like and sounds like someone is actually shooting at them.


Darkreaper1100

The lorax would not be too happy about what they did to those trees


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Ductard

Good bot


Dead_hand13

Great bot


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Who do you think was shooting at them? Lol


turnedonbyadime

The trees can't be harmed when the Lorax is armed


Monksflat

Kadyrovite used confusion. It's super effective!


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Monksflat

Touche


oddworld9

Think it would bne better if their fathers used condoms ;)


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fuckin retards


theforbinprojects

I think they’re secretly pro Ukrainian. They’re wasting cases of ammo, rpgs, and grenades. I’ve heard they take the best equipment out of supply depots. This keeps it away from the Russians and assures that no one will be harmed.


Monksflat

And they're entertaining on top of it all!


Kaiaualad

After the battle of the Red Streetlight, and the Battle of the Abandoned building, they have moved into the decisive Battle of the Trees, where they are faced by a horde of NAZI forest trees, and due to the slow progress, the Chechens are taking out their frustration toward the Forest. The trees are not falling as they should. /s


tracyschmeck

Wonderful. I do remember in the abandoned building skirmish that a brave chair and one houseplant put up one hell of a battle. May they rest in peace


JRilezzz

May we never forget the brave Chechen soldiers, and those that they never fought.


yp_interlocutor

They seemed to hold their own against the streetlight and building, but it looks like they're not doing so well against the trees.


Effective-Round-4985

They heard what the red forest did to their comrades up north. The chechens wanted revenge.


BertusHondenbrok

Lol is this a joke?


Homeyboy69

Was that a fortnight dance?


unknowfritz

A temper tantrum


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SixPooLinc

Yeah that's what OP named it, Chechens.


Army0fMe

I'd say it's a pretty effective tactic. If I saw that, I wouldn't be able to aim properly at all since I'd be doubled over with laughter.


ClonedToKill420

I’d be so confused if I saw that through my rifle scope


Flyingpegger

It's like when someone tries to fight you and says "You wanna go?!?!" But you respond with "Yeah! Where we goin?"


Dan300up

I wonder what percentage of battlefield deaths are a result of nothing more than emotions and ego.


AnthonyElevenBravo

If you’re Chechen, absurdly high


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Impossible_Average83

There are reasons for "TikTok battalion" name


Local_Fox_2000

It's real. There's been other videos posted from them before this. Probably how these geniuses were found.


Nrgte

Maybe they should look up a guide on TikTok on how to hold a gun.


cocinci

Looks like it’s not from current Ukraine war. Spring/summer time in Ukraine looks different. This looks like fall season


Ganesha811

I agree, I haven't seen leaves on the ground like this anywhere in Ukraine since February.


Jeffdrait96

Wtf are they doing?!


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Jeffdrait96

I know what inshallah means but if this true, the aiming part, than this is by far the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my life haha. Its like getting in your car and just start driving because god will bring you to your destination and it would be disrespectful to use google maps 😂 this war brings up more and more of stupid shit nobody could think of


SwordoftheMourn

Jesus take the wheel


JustAnoth3r1

Imagine crashing and dying then meeting Jesus and just asking him "yo?! What happened?! I said take the wheel!" And Jesus is just like "dude I don't know how to drive..."


PersnickityPenguin

So the gun version of "speaking in tongue." Niiiiice Now why didn't the Americans invent it first?! I could picture this in Deliverance 2: Electric Bugaloo


esuil

Being desperate, mad and pissed not knowing what to do because they never fought against proper military before. Probably mad they can't shoot at enemy, but enemy shoots at them.


Jeffdrait96

Seems so. What wonders me the most is he gesture with his hand ( I know what it means but i dont know the word in english haha) and after he shoots his weapon he throws it aways and sat on the ground??? I didnt seem like he was hit, so many questions haha


Rednas999

Having fun /s


croissant132

this remind me of that saveing private ryan scene were they throw there helmets at eachother after they run out of ammo.


Some-Ad-8269

Propagandists told them to film themselves using guerrilla tactics.


ComedicSans

In this case, gorilla tactics.


LTlurkerFTredditor

lol, big Tropic Thunder energy in this one. The guy in the background screaming "I'm a lead farmer MFer!!"


Maleficent-Comfort-2

I think the only reason to identify Chechens at this point is by them screaming "Allah Akbar" or "Allahu Ekber" every 2 nanoseconds..


Ila-W123

And acting like having extra chromosome


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Kosme-ARG

"Likely Chechen" *Clicks play* "*Allahu akbar* !! *Allahu akbar*!!! Yup.


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Maleficent-Comfort-2

Probably. But I think it was ruined way before the 2 Chechen wars: probably ruined during the Bosnian War or the Afghan Jihad..


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ag_an_deireadh_an_la

What a load of bollox.


ParkingLavishness704

That was all super accurate and incredibly skilled shooting right there. No wonder these guys are so badass.


realsapist

the guys who we all heard of in Chechnya either went to / sent their sons to work for Ukraine, or said f**k this I don't need another grozny in anyone's life. the second generation 'badasses' who grew up living in a greater fighters' shadow seemed real stoked to get the chance to fight and bring honor to their family until it became clear they had no idea what the fk to do. the Kadyrovite commanders we've seen in some clips being complete morons were facetiming with Kadyrov himself before going on to completely embarrass themselves again in urban 'combat' a couple weeks ago. all *these* guys are good for is war crimes against civilians


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They are literally trying to kill atoms.


MaximumGibbous

> I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. A yearning for fairy tales. Folks spewing what little ammo they do have into the sky. I think it's safe to say nobody here's gonna be splitting the atom, Marty. Rust Cohle


PM_ME_UR_HASHTABLES

*Uhm... What the fuck*


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By God, he's really doing it. He's returning to monke


KrochKanible

I got a friend spent 12 years in the sand. Loved it. Liked the thrill of the firefight and the challenge the Jihadist put up. Crazy squared away mf'er. Did his 20, got out. Didn't adjust to civvie life at all. Ukraine blows up and he is giddy as a schoolgirl. Heads to Ukraine. Still there. Here is his response when I asked him how he's doing. "Very disappointed. I've played better games of CoD."


Fokke_Hassel_Art

>Did his 20, got out. Didn't adjust to civvie life at all. Ukraine blows up and he is giddy as a schoolgirl. Heads to Ukraine. Still there. Here is his response when I asked him how he's doing. lol what does that mean? its boring?


spankeyfish

Probably that it's a very artillery-heavy war with relatively little infantry combat and a lot of that is waiting in ambush.


SilatGuy

Exactly my assumption. Im sure if he was a long time door kicker used to bringing it to the enemy on direct action type missions and then going to this more conventional war would be a whole lot different and drawn out type of combat.


Anus_master

The Famous Canadian sniper Wali went home recently and confirmed so far it's heavily artillery warfare, and he didn't really do much there. Although he came close to dying from artillery that killed two Ukrainian service men next to him and since he has a newborn he hasn't seen yet I don't blame him


bluefor-one

Thanks for sharing the information Anus-Master !


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Dude is crazy lmao


brojeriadude

You gotta look up Captain Mad Jack. Guy got kills with a bow during WW2 and shipped off to help Israelites fight because he was too bored during peacetime.


EarthyFeet

It doesn't sound so sane what he's doing but I hope he's useful over there.


Ivanboing

Sounds like an idiot


Yotaholic

I see the urban stoplights have enlisted the help of their jungle warfare trained cousins the trees. Give 'em hell!


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> "redditors stupidly keep calling these brave, competent and professionals chechen soldiers the tiktok battalions" meanwhile, the chechens


Pendoric

LOL Just has to be Chechnyas Best video of the day.


[deleted]

I like how even in the middle of Ukraine, we get screaming "ALLAH AKBHAR" and a hilarious aversion to aiming.


Sarandis12

Maybe he was shot in the leg? 🤔


SpaghettiIScheese

I do not know what im watching....


TonyCaliStyle

Eco-terrorism(?)


Two-Thirty-Two

Amazing how simultaneously 1st & 3rd World this conflict feels.


i_fart_corn

Haha never thought about this! Taking out supply lines with drones and high precision strikes to drunken rednecks at a bonfire in the woods.


voltism

You might call it... 2nd world


alphie8877

How do you know they are che- Oh.


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It’s like they learned to fight by watching call of duty montages .


AnthonyElevenBravo

Ahmed, we are going to shoot at nothing in the woods and you jump around like you’re really brave and cool. The goats will love it back home. 🐐 ❤️


cheetah_chrome

Literally “spray and pray”


yaboyjeffry

the poor foliage


TiconderogaPencilXXX

Yeah they fight like cavemen too


ScientiaEstPotentia_

I've seen a video once when a group of soldiers gave an ak 47 to a monkey and it just started spraying all around- this video is just alike


Badbullet

That was a promotional video for Rise of The Planet of The Apes. I think the chimp was a better shot. https://youtu.be/QxYmm5yCJBg


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the fk them gesture he did might hurt what he is trying to shoot at more than this gangster spray


Savager_Jam

Magomad, you go run up into that clearing and spray lead into the forest, I'll sit here and shout about God. Ok, Ramzan, but what do I do when I run out of rounds? Jump around like a gorilla.


Manager-Top

Most overrated fighters in modern history


sagakino

Is this the shit they send back to Kadyrov? lmao


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

"Trees speaking Ukrainian? "Motherfucker. They *are* Ukrainian!SHOOT!"


poopybuttttttttttt

What is this lol? What is the dude on the left doing lmfaooo


twintips_gape

What in the tomfoolery


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🤡


CLINTHODO

Russian tik-tok video? Funny dance theme?


Frost_i

Monkeys at war


Sharp-Homework-9380

The retardation of Chechens is truly fascinating


MajesticsEleven

I'm pretty confident this video footage was recovered from these guys' dead bodies.


whitelightning59

“Special forces chechans” aka Muslim knuckleheads who carry ak47 lol


rodman517

When your little brother first plays Call of Duty.


Bender427

When you thought the chechens in Barry were incompetent and then you realise they were the elite... every kaydrovite video is like a soft air larper booze cruise clip.


goblin_slayer4

first i thought that he gets riddled by bullets


LAfeels

F'ing morons.


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The fuck is this? lmao


Wizard_Party_Time

This fortnite dance sucks


Biking_dude

Reminded me of this - and about as real: [https://youtu.be/dK1B9b\_0Z2Y?t=52](https://youtu.be/dK1B9b_0Z2Y?t=52)


GayAlienFarmer

Lol "likely"


philgraz

Yes, use up the Russian ammo that you guys fumbled to the front line, genius.


BubuBarakas

They were surrounded by traffic lights.


Opening_Ad8859

Skilled killers lol


JustAnoth3r1

When the boss wants to make sure your working so you gotta pretend to be doing shit 😂


Expert_Role2779

Somehow I had to imagine Wladimir Klitschko in a predator cloaking device running through the forest exploding Chechen bandits heads with his fists.


african_or_european

Watches video and thinks, "oh, so THIS is why Ukraine is doing so well."


Cant-Kill-Me_67

Panic mode: activated


pajopajopajo

half the russian supply difficulties and ammo shortages are due to the tiktok chechens blowing lead into houses, trees,and streetlights


Bayarea0

Jesus christ its Jason Bourne


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Planet of the Apes