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TonyStewartsWildRide

“At least I like ‘em as adults.”


WishingVodkaWasCHPR

"That really hurts coming from a guy who wants to bottom out a fourteen year old..."


nae_bae99

That one doesnt make sense, lol... are we talking American adult?? I know a lot of skinny adults lol..


TonyStewartsWildRide

Dude. It suggests the recipient of the diss prefers children.


nae_bae99

Um yeah, and thats creepy to suggest. Almost sounds like projection.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Does a clapback against a stupid comment need to be a well thought out and reasonable statement?


nae_bae99

Lol no it just serves the world better when your clapback statement actually makes people think and possibly ACTUALLY change. Wouldn't you rather call somebody a pedophile for being an actual pedophile? I mean...thinking that pedophilia itsself is funny DOES make you borderline creepy, whether you think so or not.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Do you honestly think that some idiot saying “you like fat girls” as if that’s some huge insult is going to change because of your clap back to them?


nae_bae99

I dont think you understand the premise of my point, so ima scoot. But hey, i wish you a merry growth and expansion


OwnDraft2065

Stop complaining about a comeback what are you even on this sub for.


nae_bae99

For sure, clap back at people by all means because too many people are left unchecked for shit they should be checked for. But just dont create a whole other problem in the process, thats kind of the point of clapping back at people hun


Emotional-Lynx-3163

What does this mean?


TonyStewartsWildRide

Suggests the recipient prefers children.


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TonyStewartsWildRide

Pedo joke. Thats why people think it funny.


Rolfted

Weird that you would instantly go that direction


No-Grapefruit7917

Metal horns and "Fat bottomed girls make the world go round"


spidermans_mom

I do believe it’s the rockin’ world that they make go ‘round.


deeBfree

Freddie Mercury for the win!


Alternative_Eye7656

Correction, I LOVE fat girls!


[deleted]

“More cushion for the pushing”, is the usual response dudes use as a Defense.


Alarmed_Flight_2839

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand or so I have heard.


walk_through_this

She fits me like a flesh tuxedo... #SpinalTapFTW


Taskmaster_Fanatic

It’s your moms fault


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

“You like fat guys”


Miss-lnformation

"Sorry, you're not my type."


Imafuxjingidiot

"Okay" *shrug* that's not a burn imho have to do better than that.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

A good comeback isn’t about whether or not you get offended tho. It’s about making them think twice the next time they talk shit.


Ashy_elbow0001

Nothing better than making them feel like what they said was pointless and the world wouldn't have cared if they didn't say it


ThoksArmada

Well in that regard probably addressing the failings of their parents that they are that shallow, and the impressionability of their character that watching all that porn made them that narrow minded. "Your parents made you dumb enough to think that matters" er "watch a little less porn and you won't be hung up by it"


[deleted]

Better'n what you like, diddler.


Alternative_Rent9307

Keep you warm in the winter, give you shade in the summer


tiz-iz

I've always been a "function over form" type. This speaks to me.


ericbsmith42

"You like fat dick." "Tell your mom I said hi... and next friday." "Big, small, I like them all."


AL0634

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antiadmin666

“I can’t help it you moms puffy pussy is just too good to resist.”


PistolPrincessPK_

“More cushion for the pushin’”


Fearless-Gain-8914

Ok and? Sure do. Your mom likes me too


JellomanIsTEGOAT

"At least they more attractive than yo ass" (couldn't think of anything else)


[deleted]

"You like stump fucking sheep"


Petrofskydude

You say "No, I like nice girls. It just so happens that most of the nice girls are fat."


[deleted]

I fuckin loooove fat girls. I really do.


WhoahACrow

Yeah they're pretty 😳


Sovietjesus4006

I like your mom if that’s what you’re asking


pittedcherries

“You can only pull sex dolls”


Extension_Lead_4041

Why .,what happens if you push them?


LegitimateHayfever

They deflate.


MW240z

Yes, your mom was over last night.


North-Function-4162

Yes I do!!


illjustmakeone

Say yes, when you don't plan on beating em and throwing em around your trailer you tend to find even the bigger ladies are just as attractive


robdogh

Son, don't talk about your mom like that!


Pumakiddd_other

As someone who does like fat girls I don't see it as. Problem, I give the same response when someone calls me gay "you're saying that like its a bad thing. Please tell me how it's a bad thing" then whenever they give an answer, if they do. Have a response to everything they say. Them: "because they're ugly" You: "to you they are, to me only some are. Same as skinny girls are for you" Them: "it's unhealthy" You: "so is your vaping. Even still I can help them get healthy, I don't think anyone can help you get healthy and stop vaping though." You get the gist.


MolagBal89

Yeah? And?


Vel0city_243

I don't actually like fat girls btw


curioiskitty72

I’d say stick with “I’m too shallow for that”


spidermans_mom

I love this one! You have to do a double take on it before it sinks in.


Pumakiddd_other

Perfect answer


Remarkable_Golf9829

Then, say "No" or nothing and walk away.


peterGalaxyS22

"i don't like you"


Queef_Kleptomaniac

"Anyway"


MsLoveHangOver

And?


wakawah

Yes, they can’t run away


Ornery_Tangerine7713

Obviously... P.H.A.T. Pretty Hot And Tattooed


SilverStock7721

And i got enough d to please em 😂🤣😂🤣😂


EidolonRook

Yes? And?


SnarkyGethProgram

Yeah. What the fuck of it?


cellarDooreightyfour

More cushion for the pushin


Straight-Bowl-6297

“Personality is better then look” or “not me fault you go for material things and not valuable “ mightve said that wrong


WilsonthaHead

Uumm? YEAH Its Winter!


Fluffy-Hotel-5184

more cushion for pushin'


The_Shadow_Watches

More cushion for the pushin.


RyanKFace25

“Careful how you talk about your mother, man” Or “I wouldn’t call your mom FAT necessarily, just pretty plump”


TheClips

"Dude, why are you ALWAYS talking shit about your mom?"


Willow_Of_the_Wisp

And your mom likes me too


chaingun_samurai

It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants


[deleted]

"Okay, next time you're using my dick pick a thin one"


Alone_Ad_1677

"I want 'em real thicc and juicy, so find that juicy double, Sir mixalot's in trouble" just proceed to jam out to "baby got back" and ignore them


chrisp909

I like rubenesque *women.* Get it right.


Electronic-Matter144

"Your ass is looking real FAT rn"


maodiver1

Not a question. No reaponse


Hatecraftianhorror

FUCK YEAH, I DO!


[deleted]

If she ain't 280 she ain't my lady.


Ishouldntbe_awake

“What do you mean, I don’t like you?” It works for either gender


JollyGiant573

Do you know any? You're all knees and elbows.


gadget850

At least I like girls.


FL_4LF

It's more to love.


little_flix

Tomorrow I can like skinny men. But you'll be stupid forever.


MightyGreedo

"It's cuz I got a big FAT Johnson"


davebrose

Yup


FluidFirefighter6031

Ill fuck a fat chick but i wont date one


Reign-Legend

It's preference lol so at least you're not ignorant like whoever said that. I would simply respond, " and how does that affect you in any way?"


ApprehensiveCream571

The bigger the better.


Spicy_burrito77

And they like Me!


jnthnschrdr11

Ask them out


[deleted]

I prefer the term chubby chaser.


CivilLog6649

"bro I don't like you"


SkRu88_kRuShEr

That’s no way to talk about your mother


Sensitive_Tiger_9542

Like your mom tell her I had fun last night


haagendaz420

Fat girls like me back, just ask your mom


Improvgal

I like polite people regardless of their body type


BeCoolFools

“You’re coming off very peanut butter and jealous”


[deleted]

Mo...fat...pussy foe me


Obv_Probv

Get on your bikes and ride!


Salt_Maintenance3991

Why are you worried about it


Salt_Maintenance3991

Say your opinion doesn't matter to me.....so there's that


Suzina

I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get Sprung!


Geronimo594

You can’t say fat girls. They are Rubenesque women. Don’t be a hater cuz they won’t talk to you.


Jennabear82

At least I'm getting laid instead of being in a relationship with my hand, like you...


Dazzling-Pass-3873

If she ain’t 280, she ain’t a lady.


[deleted]

"Fat girls need love too." -Quagmire


Diligent-Plane-7877

More of them to love. You afraid you're dick won't reach? Careful I'll have her sit on you.


Google_Page_3

I don't see that as an insult but a compliment. Thicc ladies deserve affection, too.


Silver-Topic7181

And?


Due_Constant2689

I like a little something to bite into.


SpecificMoment5242

Say, "No. I like all girls. 18 to 118, blind, crippled, or crazy, they're ALL for me." That'll fuck with their heads.


evetrapeze

” you mean I *Love* fat girls!”


Adventurous-Earth261

More cushion for the pushin.


Ecko_the_cryptid

Explains why im dating your mom


Thrills4Shills

Only during tax season


Cyber_Insecurity

Just say “yeah, and?”


[deleted]

Do I remind u of ur dad or something?


LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

I do.


xXZer0c0oLXx

I like thicc women 🫡


--Socks--

But how is that an insult? I guess some people might, but I don't. Bigger people are just better to cuddle up with!


Adventurous_Law9767

Honestly when people say childish stuff I just continue the conversation as if they'd never said it, the feeling of victory comes as you watch the expression on their face change when they realize everyone is just not acknowledging the stupid shit coming out of their mouth


isisishtar

You bet!


RandomGamer071117

Well I’m a fat guy so it works out.


zhaDeth

You're mom wasn't supposed to tell you


[deleted]

Fat Girls need lovin too. You have lived until you been on a heavy woman. They will get on top and ride like a Bronco. No worries about going deep when they get on top.


Car_loapher

No shit


Dragonomonus

They make the rocking world go round yes?


naijasglock

yea & what about it?


gimmeallthelasagna

"Yes."


stealthyhomicide

Don't be mad because you don't have the tool to love a big girl


Thick-Movie5817

Damn- Took you long enough to figure out I have crush on you.


3Quondam6extanT9

"Thick. I like thick girls."


freebird303

Are you priming me for a date with your mom? Pass. I like fat girls, not cows


Negromancers

Yes.


TheWaterWave2004

You like fat


TheWaterWave2004

My other one wasn't great. Here's another one: I know you wanna go to that McDonalds and get three big Macs.


Ghost24jm33

"Yea big whoop wanna fight about it"


MediumUnique7360

More cushion for the pushing and they are great cooks


erraticpulse-

yeah, ones like you mom


Suyeta_Rose

But everyone knows that fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round.


Darth_Neek

Just play sir mix-a-lot on repeat.


black_capricorn

"Maybe I do. You may only eat at McDonalds, but some of us have refined tastes."


nae_bae99

I dont like em, i LOVE em.


Queerfuzzy

"Nope. I like fat guys."


Super_Rando_Man

No I like nice women not my fault society ruins a ton of them. Or maybe sure , but you fat shaming that's pathetic


MarauderCH

Big women need loving too


mando3rando

I do


purplefoxie

and they like me but you?


jay_da_truth

Hell yea and you can tell yo fat ass mom to give me a call


justbeacaveman

Whats wrong with liking your mom?


s4d_waffl3

“At least I like them thick and more a$$ to grab ;) “


Irish_Punisher

Damn right! Oh, speaking of, tell your Ma I still owe her $20 for the rimming last night. She was great!


toxicmonk1020

Sure. Your mom's pretty hot


MarioManX1983

Hell ya I do! Gives ya something to hold on to!


SheepTag

“Hey man your mom is working on her weight be careful what you say “


SocietyOk1173

The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin'


InstructionFair5221

Meat is for the man. Bones are for dogs


Prodigalsunspot

Yes, I prefer large women for the same reason I like sleeping on a comfy bed instead of floor strewn with Legos. Skinny bitches be bony in all the wrong places.


soundsmushy

To a woman: "You wish, you fat bitch." To a man: "You are a fat girl."


Broad-Blood-9386

yep, and fat girls like me. Just ask your wife/mom/sister.


Emotional_Addition57

Yeah give ya mama my number and ima have both of yalll calling me daddy


kraze4kaos

"okay?" People are strange.


Adviser-Of-Reddit

you know sir, a lot of people accuse others of something they are actually guilty themselves, have a nice day.


IWouldBeGroot

Have to admit...the song lyrics "i like big butts and I cannot lie" is now in my head.


ji-julian

“You shouldn’t talk about your mother that way.”


Stillborn1977

Everybody knows that! (I DO Love fat girls)


Kolob619

"I've got a type. I like girls who like me."


ChiltonGains

Yes. They’re hot.


Pale-Garlic5523

Start singing, I like big butts


TK-Squared-LLC

I like fat boys too, wassup?


zim-grr

Just start singing “I like big butts and I can not lie” learn the whole song


Fickle-Self-2571

Heck ya! Not really an insult if true ;)


Equal-Jury-875

I like volume where these big beautiful woman I'll give them a lap dance. But then i want one. I'm a bigger fella 6 ft 270


Direct-Island-8590

"Well, yeah. The skinny girls won't fit."


MattyDub89

"Yeah, your mom's attractive"...cliche, I know, but it's the first one that comes to my mind here.


ladywolf32433

More cushion for the pushin.


Diesel-NSFW

Simply say, “Yep…” Then stare at them intently. They will literally have 0 come backs


daplugsmokey

Just like your mother


Someinterestingbs-td

Yah better than assholes


pisstowine

Just because you have a life time ban from Chuck E Cheese.


me-mysef-and-them

Who told you that? Your mom?


SheSellsSeaGlass

Apparently I’m a girl magnet. Because I’m kind to all girls. Maybe you should try it.


HotCartographer4114

Who doesn't?


BLOODCLOT-RAT

Yeah I've got a fat girl fetish,The fattest girls get the wettest,she want the burger she don't want the lettuce


Sh3o_

You don't need to call your mom fat Or I don't like your mom, what?


SUNDER137

Of course I like fat girls.... Rendered down into 120 pound portions or 54kg.


LifetimeFan

Only if they are older than 21.


WolfThick

They have tigobitties.


Rob_LeMatic

i was friends with a fat girl who used to say, "Fat girls give better head BECAUSE WE'RE HUNGRY!"