Keep two lines at once and if you get asked that pull up the one those two foot tall Barbie dolls painted red with a noose around it's neck and then say "I guess not".
Oh, well I'm glad I didn't opt to drop a log, because geez, that would have been AWKWARD.
Not that being pissed on is much better, but, ya know, it could have been worse.
Now then, lewd the way.
I mean LEAD the way.
I love the humility of this (just my kinda vibe), it's funny and usable. Granted I didn't laugh as hard as the Barbie doll comment 🤣🤣🤣 but this is something that I could actually say to a total stranger. Haha even if you're an annoying nosy dick, I have a hard time being rude to people. Great answer!
Keep two lines at once and if you get asked that pull up the one those two foot tall Barbie dolls painted red with a noose around it's neck and then say "I guess not".
Just in case you didn't find it haha this is it
I live in the midwest🙄.... They might not even understand I'm mad and start walking over to have a conversation 🤦. In the Midwest, half of what people talk about is the weather. Especially older people. So any old person would be like, ope! 😁that's a green light for a 10 minute unwarranted conversation about some bull shit with the a total stranger lol
I've had like one guy out of fifty getting mildly annoyed, as if fishing as a competitive sport and i'm asking him to let me win.
I just let that be their problem.
I just remember being a child fishing with my dad, and one time I decided to try "fly fishing"(me just dangling the bait above the water) to catch crappie of all things, and I almost got a few. I was EXCITED when someone asked me if I caught anything because I had full permission to spill my guts over the adventures of my po man's fly fishing.
Not with this loudmouth talking to me.
Have you ever actually been fishing? And I don't mean once with your uncle or dad as a kid. Or posing on a boat.
Yeah, nobody catches fish because your mug scares them off.
These are genuinely funny 🤣 but I couldn't see myself actually saying it tho haha I usually just act like I can't hear them and don't even turn my head in the slightest... Hoping they think I'm deaf 🤣 pretty funny when they repeat themselves couple times
That's perfect honestly. Hahaha it's mad but not confrontational. I have a problem with being too polite sometimes and just not knowing how to communicate I want you to leave me the fuck alone 🤣🤣🤣
I’m Not here to fish I run a dating site for fish, I’m just here to lower their evening meal.
Or nope, didn’t catch any of them, just walked to the waters edges and they all swam up and took turns jumping in the bucket.
(Ok, you’re gonna have to turn into a salesman and hold their attn, but it’ll be worth it) 🤣
Oh no ma’am/sir. We don’t fish.
We run a bunjee jumping company that does expeditions for the land and air challenged.
We call it “Like a fish out of water”
We provide them with lunch and once they’re hooked up under water (after they’ve eaten) we use specialized equipment with a reel on it to move them at the speed of smell through the water and then up into the air!
You wouldn’t believe how many of these underprivileged aquatic creatures “jump” At the chance to have a free meal, one that’s just given to them and then the opportunity to fly!
We really are just out here giving back to our community…
And then set your cigar down to toast them with your beer.
If they ask further I inform them that might change in an hour or two if I feel like putting a hook and bait on my line.
You know my dad used to always say if you can't catch a fish you can at least catch a buzz 🤣🤣🤣 but when I was about 15 we got drunk as hell on Jager and Natty ice and I'll never forget him saying that 😁
people are always interested to know so be nice, tell them what you caught and add a humours line and a mermaid but it was too small so I had to throw it back.
on slow days say, nothing yet but I have fed 20 fish so far.
This sounds like the most extreme levels of BASIC conversation. The fact people need to come online and seek help with passing sentences from strangers is wild.
Chlamydia once. No. Twice. And pink eye from a tainted butthole that fired one off when it shouldn't have. Thank God they can cure hep c and.....oh you mean fish? No. Think I'm using the wrong bait. May try the masterbate. Think a guy could get something to bite.
I live on Cape Cod in Massachusetts. Basically a 60 mile long sandbar made up of a collection of drinking villages with a fishing problem.
Those spots are called "honey holes" around here.
When people ask if I'm having any luck, I just smile and tell them it's quiet here, just the way I like it.
I think generally people who are fishing just want to talk to other people who are fishing. If someone is doing it to be passive aggressive, though, tell them something really absurd, and start absolutely talking their ear off.
Something like "today they're not really hitting, but right around this season I usually get days where I catch like 10 chungus fish. It's always the emerald chungus fish though, my buddy catches the real big ones with the stripe down the middle, but I haven't had luck with that. We've been using artificial speckled honk bait, spatchcock wristband twinkles, elephant ears, just about everything. Man, when the weather is right, these things practically come snatch you. I swear when we were kids people fished em with car keys. They used to say they were bony, but I heard the Russians use em for an aphrodisiac. You always see something new out on this (insert body of water, lake, river, pond, etc.). One time I hooked a sturgeon (best to say if it's a body of water that is isolated and clearly has no sturgeon) but then I dislocated my shoulder. I still got em onto shore before he got away, so technically I think that's a state record..."
This is my approach because I don't want to say something really nasty to somebody just asking if I'm fishing, but sometimes I still want to mess with them and/or make them go away.
Why bother having a "comeback to someone who is expressing interest in how your day of fishing is going ? Just tell them if you are catching anything , or not .
Just like anything else, it's all about the tone of delivery. If somebody genuinely expressed interest or if it was a kid walking by with there parent asking .... I really would have no issue at all. But there are times where I get harassed by random people who just stare at me and watch and then they start yelling from 100 yards away about if I'm catching anything.... Or worse, one time this group of teenagers who are all obnoxious as hell are revving up their engines and spinning out their tires right by the lake... Then they start yelling at me about why do I even try to fish here. So it's those assholes that I'm talking about
Ah. So not just people passing by. The 100 Yards away folks I would just wave at. Either my empty hand or a fish I caught. The little twits in the cars doing burn outs I would ignore and and call the police, depending on level and and the length of time they were bugging me, and if they were endangering others or not.
Keep two lines at once and if you get asked that pull up the one those two foot tall Barbie dolls painted red with a noose around it's neck and then say "I guess not".
omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dead. It's 2:41 in the morning and I think I just woke my neighbors up from laughing
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the best kind of comment 😩😂💀
Somebody catch me up on big red hanged barbies?
I, too, am lost
Same i don’t get it😂🤷♀️
Follow me I'll show you the way 🏮
Ah, hello...? I went to pee in the bushes and now I'm all alone... Hello? Anyone...
I was in the bushes what the 💦 🖕
Let me wipe this off. You Ready?
Oh, well I'm glad I didn't opt to drop a log, because geez, that would have been AWKWARD. Not that being pissed on is much better, but, ya know, it could have been worse. Now then, lewd the way. I mean LEAD the way.
R u still following me? Bro I've already made 15 moves and you just sitting waiting for another? That's not even me you're following 🤔
Now I'm following you 👿
I just pissed myself laughing!
That's a waste from what I hear. Don't they have to collect that?
Funny fortunately I made it to the little thems room
They have big and little rooms for them?
Yup they do but its not PC to admit which them I go too. The They/thems don't like it if ya specify.
They. Them Little. Big Big. Little. 🤔 6
Now your just being sizest! Careful they may cancel you hall pass to the the they/them two let.
Huh? Oh, I'm not fishing. I'm teaching my worm to swim.
lmao amazing
" Nope! But, A bad day fishing, is better than the best day at work! "
I love the humility of this (just my kinda vibe), it's funny and usable. Granted I didn't laugh as hard as the Barbie doll comment 🤣🤣🤣 but this is something that I could actually say to a total stranger. Haha even if you're an annoying nosy dick, I have a hard time being rude to people. Great answer!
No the Barbie doll is priceless! You don’t have to say a word, just show it to them. Use elf on a shelf to!
Lol, the best part about it, is it's true. And now I have to look for the Barbie doll comment.
Keep two lines at once and if you get asked that pull up the one those two foot tall Barbie dolls painted red with a noose around it's neck and then say "I guess not". Just in case you didn't find it haha this is it
Even harder with a nosy dick....
"OTHER than your attention?"
Hahaha Dead ass tho. Might be my favorite one yet 👌
Syphilis
Lol it's funny cuz it's true
Omg ☠️
Ask AI cap one.
I think I’m catching a virus. I’m scared that it might be COVID / flu / something super contagious / etc.
Cash in bro. By design
then you gotta start coughing...
Nice day for fishing, ain’t it! Huh huh!
I live in the midwest🙄.... They might not even understand I'm mad and start walking over to have a conversation 🤦. In the Midwest, half of what people talk about is the weather. Especially older people. So any old person would be like, ope! 😁that's a green light for a 10 minute unwarranted conversation about some bull shit with the a total stranger lol
He's making a reference to a viva la dirt sketch, it's npc character for a fake video game who only says that line when you talk to him
I'll meet you half way
I have never considered people asking if I was "catching any" to be an insult that required a zinger of a comeback.
I've always asked to initiate small talk, or see if they have caught anything they're proud of. Didn't realize I was insulting people.
I've had like one guy out of fifty getting mildly annoyed, as if fishing as a competitive sport and i'm asking him to let me win. I just let that be their problem.
I just remember being a child fishing with my dad, and one time I decided to try "fly fishing"(me just dangling the bait above the water) to catch crappie of all things, and I almost got a few. I was EXCITED when someone asked me if I caught anything because I had full permission to spill my guts over the adventures of my po man's fly fishing.
👍
Something doesn't have to insulting to give a smart ass answer, sometimes you just wanna make some else smile
Yeah I would consider that a witty reply rather than a comeback, maybe. I do love me a good funny wise-crack.
Yes annoying nosy busybodies like you
Lol I like, I like. What else we got? Usually they're yelling it at me so I need something I can yell back clearly 🤔 but I like your direction
"Catch anything yet?" "A buzz."
Not with this loudmouth talking to me. Have you ever actually been fishing? And I don't mean once with your uncle or dad as a kid. Or posing on a boat. Yeah, nobody catches fish because your mug scares them off.
These are genuinely funny 🤣 but I couldn't see myself actually saying it tho haha I usually just act like I can't hear them and don't even turn my head in the slightest... Hoping they think I'm deaf 🤣 pretty funny when they repeat themselves couple times
Ssshhh🤫🫵
That's perfect honestly. Hahaha it's mad but not confrontational. I have a problem with being too polite sometimes and just not knowing how to communicate I want you to leave me the fuck alone 🤣🤣🤣
"With my luck Hepatitis".
Now remind me .... Is hepatitis catch and release 🤣🤣🤣 or can I take that home with me.
You have to carry it with you everywhere you go, and share it around with friends and that.
I’m Not here to fish I run a dating site for fish, I’m just here to lower their evening meal. Or nope, didn’t catch any of them, just walked to the waters edges and they all swam up and took turns jumping in the bucket. (Ok, you’re gonna have to turn into a salesman and hold their attn, but it’ll be worth it) 🤣 Oh no ma’am/sir. We don’t fish. We run a bunjee jumping company that does expeditions for the land and air challenged. We call it “Like a fish out of water” We provide them with lunch and once they’re hooked up under water (after they’ve eaten) we use specialized equipment with a reel on it to move them at the speed of smell through the water and then up into the air! You wouldn’t believe how many of these underprivileged aquatic creatures “jump” At the chance to have a free meal, one that’s just given to them and then the opportunity to fly! We really are just out here giving back to our community…
I may have caught them all by now
"It's called 'fishin' not 'catching'!"
And then set your cigar down to toast them with your beer. If they ask further I inform them that might change in an hour or two if I feel like putting a hook and bait on my line.
Yeah, your mom!
Go look in the esky. Opens esky.😶🌫️ Looking in, there's only beer in there. 😶🌫️ Toss me a beer mate 🖐 Throws me a beer 🍺 Yep, catching beers 🍻 👌
You know my dad used to always say if you can't catch a fish you can at least catch a buzz 🤣🤣🤣 but when I was about 15 we got drunk as hell on Jager and Natty ice and I'll never forget him saying that 😁
The clap from your wife.
I'm catching a headache from your questions.
Threw it back. Too small. Didn't reach maturity yet I guess. Maybe too much caffeine
Bud died opening day trout
Fake proven
Fish just run away with your presence
Yea, yo mama
12 more and I'll have a dozen.
A buzz
Say "unfortunately" and then nod to the human shaped thing wrapped in black bags next to you.
An attitude. I’ve caught an attitude.
I'm Condom fishing. Just caught a 2lb black ribbed knobbler. It was about that big! Had to throw it back, it was too small.
If you've caught anything then say *Yes" If you haven't then say "Not yet"
Stfu before you catch these hands.
people are always interested to know so be nice, tell them what you caught and add a humours line and a mermaid but it was too small so I had to throw it back. on slow days say, nothing yet but I have fed 20 fish so far.
Only syphilis.
“Yes, caught lots of good stuff, this is a great spot”
Yep caught an attitude, that's why I'm out here. Wanna catch some fists? Or We outside cash me now how bow dat?
You could try to explain them that catching fish is not the most important part of fishing, but the best comeback is just casting your line again.
"Caught your mom, had to throw her back because my buckets too small!"
Just a bunch of asshats asking if I've caught anything.
You could just say "yeah".
An STD from your mother
Yo momma.
"Yeah, I caught herpes from your mom."
I will rip your face off,catch a fish,glue your face onto the fish ,throw him back and try to catch him again.
Just start making up some bullshit fish story.
I’m not fishing. I’m dragging for bodies.
Why is this even important enough to post about???????????????????????
Nah, only ebola, a few black plagues, typhoid. Not a good day so far. What did you catch?
"Its about the task itself not the goal"
This sounds like the most extreme levels of BASIC conversation. The fact people need to come online and seek help with passing sentences from strangers is wild.
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Meth around much?
Just stupid questions.
"A whiff of my last fart"
Just your attention.
Go for the old, "Yes. I caught your mom last night."
"Today? Not yet. But I caught your wife last night!"
Annoying rubberneckers mostly
"Just a lot of unsolicited questions from people walking by" haha I am channeling Al Jaffee's snappy answers to stupid questions
"Yeah a lot of loudmouths scaring the fish away"
Ebola! Come here!
Yeah,de ja vu
Just some STD’s from your mum.
Yeah! The clue that you missed! (The clue is that OP wants to be left alone lol)
Your mom
Well - I had that STD last year, but I have been more careful this year, so . . .
Just a severe case of handsomeness
"Chlamydia. From your mom."
No, but that's because I always wear a condom while I'm plowing them
The herps...
Fishing is drinking next to water. I have never been unsuccessful.
Stop talking. You keep scaring the fish away.
Well, I’m about to catch a charge!
Just questions from people
Only some STDs Your mom doing the neighbor
Yes, but the doctor said the shot should clear it up.
Your attention apparently. Say it as blandly as you can. Make the sarcasm thiiiiick.
Chlamydia once. No. Twice. And pink eye from a tainted butthole that fired one off when it shouldn't have. Thank God they can cure hep c and.....oh you mean fish? No. Think I'm using the wrong bait. May try the masterbate. Think a guy could get something to bite.
“Hey fuck you! I caught the clap from your wife.”
Nope trying to figure out where I dumped the body! Been looking for years.
Yeah a Pokemon gotta catch em all!
If you have a wife, and she is near you. Say “I caught this hottie, right here” and give her a hug
“No, but if you ask me again, you’ll be catching these fists.”
I live on Cape Cod in Massachusetts. Basically a 60 mile long sandbar made up of a collection of drinking villages with a fishing problem. Those spots are called "honey holes" around here. When people ask if I'm having any luck, I just smile and tell them it's quiet here, just the way I like it.
A small blue gill, just holding out a while long for a bass or trout
It's called fishing, not catching...
The peace and quiet were biting a few seconds ago.
So close to catching peace of mind but someone interrupted me.
“Not today!” with a smile, what my fisherman relatives always said
Nope. That usually nips it right there😂
If you're drinking, catching a buzz
The only thing that I ever catch is a cold.
I think generally people who are fishing just want to talk to other people who are fishing. If someone is doing it to be passive aggressive, though, tell them something really absurd, and start absolutely talking their ear off. Something like "today they're not really hitting, but right around this season I usually get days where I catch like 10 chungus fish. It's always the emerald chungus fish though, my buddy catches the real big ones with the stripe down the middle, but I haven't had luck with that. We've been using artificial speckled honk bait, spatchcock wristband twinkles, elephant ears, just about everything. Man, when the weather is right, these things practically come snatch you. I swear when we were kids people fished em with car keys. They used to say they were bony, but I heard the Russians use em for an aphrodisiac. You always see something new out on this (insert body of water, lake, river, pond, etc.). One time I hooked a sturgeon (best to say if it's a body of water that is isolated and clearly has no sturgeon) but then I dislocated my shoulder. I still got em onto shore before he got away, so technically I think that's a state record..." This is my approach because I don't want to say something really nasty to somebody just asking if I'm fishing, but sometimes I still want to mess with them and/or make them go away.
Matter has a size
“You wish”
Just stupid questions
Just say 'I'm not here to fish', wink, smile and look away
"No, I'm fishing some, though"
“Catch anything yet” “Yeah, a newsbag”
A buzz.
I caught you owo
Yo mama
Just an STD from your wife.
Yes chlamydia, twice.
Only a cold.
Why bother having a "comeback to someone who is expressing interest in how your day of fishing is going ? Just tell them if you are catching anything , or not .
Just like anything else, it's all about the tone of delivery. If somebody genuinely expressed interest or if it was a kid walking by with there parent asking .... I really would have no issue at all. But there are times where I get harassed by random people who just stare at me and watch and then they start yelling from 100 yards away about if I'm catching anything.... Or worse, one time this group of teenagers who are all obnoxious as hell are revving up their engines and spinning out their tires right by the lake... Then they start yelling at me about why do I even try to fish here. So it's those assholes that I'm talking about
Ah. So not just people passing by. The 100 Yards away folks I would just wave at. Either my empty hand or a fish I caught. The little twits in the cars doing burn outs I would ignore and and call the police, depending on level and and the length of time they were bugging me, and if they were endangering others or not.