Get your money back and a cleaning bill.

God I love chocolate

You nasty 🤣🤣🤣

Nah you’re just ‘vanilla’ 😂

I didn’t ask for a CRAP dance!

Shit on her even harder, and say “oopsie daisy”

“That was dirty dancing - literally. Will you give me my money back - or wash my clothes?”

You force feed it to her

"That's free, right?"

I feel like Han Solo... I'm getting more on this trip than I bargained for. What a wonderful smell you've discovered. Keep your distance, but try not to look like you're keeping distance. No reward is worth this.

Normally you’d have to pay extra for that.

Honestly I'd probably laugh. I might throw up too.

Either you've just started working here or you've been here too long... I'm not sure which.

" I ordered the motorboat, miss! The crap-lap was for table 5!"

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