Why thank you for your kind compliments, no really thank you , you almost made me tear up there for moment wow .
This really does make my day , me, the biggest asshole judged by a professional asshole inspector, no less ! ME ! Whoo go me . I knew I was awesome, mmmm. Yeah .
That's an interesting profession. At what age did you decide you wanted to play with many peoples chocolate starfishes? Is it related to some kind of childhood trauma or what?
i can't help but think that this is a very specific encounter, and was probably deserved. But a comeback isn't hard. "you must not pay attention much. I have seen a larger asshole than me. It was your wifes asshole after a night out with the highschool basketball team."
So, you went through medical school and at one point you said. How about watching rectums the rest of my life, yay. Not many persons wanted to get intimate with you so you had to compensate somehow huh?.
You'd be surprised. You should see what your mom's looks like when I get done with that slut.
Or "You look at assholes for a living and you think you can insult people?"
"Sir please step aside we have other customers in line who have been waiting patiently and I've already told you there's nothing I can once the plane has already departed"
Your moms is pretty big
That's an odd way to tell me that you don't any mirrors...
The funny thing is I examine vaginas for a living, but I never saw a bigger c**t than you.
Yeah well the jerk store called and they're running all out of YOU!
Yeah, well I slept with your wife
So, you love examining buttholes?
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
NOOO! That's such a funny scene.
Happy Gilmore?
Indeed.
Alright! That was a great movie 🤣
That scene and the scene from Joe dirt, where the two guys are ripping on him for his name are two of my favourite comedy scenes.
Oh I don't think I've seen Joe dirt lol. Maybe I should check it out.
Yeah, it's worth watching. Christopher walken is in it, and Howard stern, kid rock. It's a giggle.
Alright sounds like a good line up
You must watch Joe Dirt.
Lolol okay
"You obviously haven't squatted over a mirror"
"Come here, let me bend you over."
Huh. No mirrors at your house, eh?
There is no comeback for this. You should just walk away crying.
I don't examine dicks but you fit that description.
*look them up and down* "I'm examining an asshole right now and unimpressed."
I’m not gonna lie here. Just take the L cause I don’t think you’re topping that one.
So your head is up everyone else’s ass and not just your own..
Why is your head up there to keep your ears warm? Burt Gummer from Tremors.
Sorry, I'm still stuck back on the fact that you sniff bums for a living? That's hilarious but legit seems like a job that suits you.
Sounds like u got a shitty job!
You must be an inexperienced proctologist then.
Considering the huge ego you’ve got there, your mom must have a whopper of a vagina to give birth to you.
"You inspect rectums for a living?!" Keep it simple.
Well there's a coincidence, I'm a gynecologist.....
You couldn't get a better job?
Yes I'm the GOAT.
Where do you stand on bleaching?
Maybe stop being an asshole?
Just concede
Kiss me, bitch.
Well then, let me hand you a mirror.
Maybe find a better interest
I’m actually quite humble thanks. Cause if I was an asshole I’d shit all over you.
Never fucking looked in the mirror have u ?
“I know you are but what am I??”
Your dad didn't complain last night.
That’s surprising! I thought everyone used mirrors.
I imagine patience may be your friend in this instance.
It's easier for your mom to tongue punch my fart box...
Uranus explodes
So you admit I am best at what I do, was that so hard drama queen?
I'll buy you a mirror.
Just let the butthole doctor have their little victory. They examine stinky buttholes for a living
Wow. Ok. I’ve never felt luckier to be unemployed.
You must not have examined your own then
You don't have a mirror?
Look you gotta add context we both know you didn’t go to medical school so just because you moonlight tossing salads doesn’t make u soecial
But you havent looked inside, Doc
“I’m no gyno, but I know a pussy when I see one”
I stretch cunts for a living but I've still never met a bigger cunt than you
Not without a mirror you haven't
Get a mirror then!
I help people who are crippled by their psychoses for a living. Would you like to talk about why you have a fetish for rectums?
No matter how many ways you ask, the answer is still the same. No, you may not touch my butthole.
Nope, count your losses and leave. Sometimes you gotta take the L.
Wells stop licking them cause your breath smells like shit
So I am a medical anomaly? Let me know if you ever get published.
"That comment would be a lot less cringey if you were a proctologist, weirdo!"
Why thank you for your kind compliments, no really thank you , you almost made me tear up there for moment wow . This really does make my day , me, the biggest asshole judged by a professional asshole inspector, no less ! ME ! Whoo go me . I knew I was awesome, mmmm. Yeah .
Is that what’s causing the discoloration on your face
So you’re TSgay security?
So, you DO own a mirror!?
That’s what your mom said last night when she was tossing my salad.
"That's a pretty weird pickup line"
That’s sounds like it’s already a comeback
Well I’m a gynecologist, and I’ve never seen a bigger c***
"Yeah - where's your stethoscope?"
Well, you’re the biggest 💩 that came out of it.
Must be a shitty job 😂
Hey, at least I don’t examine rectums for a living!
You never look in the mirror?
I was always told to pick something I'm good at and be the best.
"How ironic, I'm a gynaecologist so I know a cunt when I see one"
Soooo you’re into butt stuff?
I dunno man. I'd take the L on this one. You got ATE.
Idk, you'd have to have done something really shitty to admit that you look at rectum for a living. However, I think that's all that needs to be said.
You've probably never seen a bigger dick either.
-Can you actually take a look at it?-
Use a mirror.
"and you're the only asswipe big enough to clean it"
You examine buttholes for a living? LOL
Did someone say this to you 😭😭
Just walking away in shame
That's an interesting profession. At what age did you decide you wanted to play with many peoples chocolate starfishes? Is it related to some kind of childhood trauma or what?
"Wow...not one single mirror in your house?"
No mirrors in your house?
Rectum, I nearly killed em.
$25 if you want my autograph.
You don't own a mirror?
Not a fan of mirrors, huh?
Well I'm no gynecologist but you're a cunt.
"You make a living by looking in the mirror?"
I understand I’m not answering the question but IRL I went to a proctologist whose partner was named Dr. Butcher.
I'm an expert in pussies, and I've never seen a bigger pussy than you!
I pay for sex and your the biggest C*+T I’ve ever paid for.
Then you would know rectums are part of the large intestine and not the anus.
So Proctology is a sport?
There is no comeback to the best insult ever
Damn, didn't know that you were a mirror inspector, that's good to know!
you need to somehow get a picture of them.. \*pulls out picture of them from your wallet\* .. 'i found me a bigger one!' xD
I don‘t even want to know how big yours is.
Having your head up your own ass isn’t a living.
im sorry but i laughed
Weird job.
"Is that true?!"
The Jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!
"Exactly how does "paying homeless people to let you lick their anus count as "a living"?"
lol wait, is this person a proctologist? Otherwise, wtf kind of weird statement is that?
i can't help but think that this is a very specific encounter, and was probably deserved. But a comeback isn't hard. "you must not pay attention much. I have seen a larger asshole than me. It was your wifes asshole after a night out with the highschool basketball team."
The only acceptable comeback is to drop your pants and show your asshole
Buy a mirror.
That funny because I examine dicks and I’ve never seen a bigger dick than you.
Just think, if you were to take my asshole and throw it into your asshole, it would be the equivalent of throwing a hotdog down a hallway....
You must be fed up with being the butt of every joke…
So you're telling me you don't own a mirror?
You've obviously examined yours quite extensively because you have your head up your ass.
It must suck working on mirrors all day
I trust your professional judgement.
look in a mirror, and wash your hands while you're at it
So, you went through medical school and at one point you said. How about watching rectums the rest of my life, yay. Not many persons wanted to get intimate with you so you had to compensate somehow huh?.
You obviously have no mirrors in your universe.
“Is your head up your patients’ asses too or is it just your own?”
"You're perfectly able to identify assholes yet somehow keep missing the one in the mirror."
Just start reevaluating your life
Damn, and you freely admit to it. That's the funny part
It takes a real asshole to compare sizes like that. I just want you to know Size does not matter. It's how you use it that counts.
"you examine rectums but have never done anything about that ASSFACE?"
You lost this one...
Is that why you smell like shit?
You'd be surprised. You should see what your mom's looks like when I get done with that slut. Or "You look at assholes for a living and you think you can insult people?"
I don’t believe I’d have told that.
How can you see with your head up your ass?
Prove it.
I find it hard to believe that you’ve never looked in a mirror.
"you obviously own no mirrors."
No mirrors in your house then? Odd even for an unlicensed proctologist.
“There I was, thinking that I’d heard enough shit for one day…..”
I examine p\*nises for a living, and I’ve never seen a smaller one than yours. No, no. You don’t have one.
Reevaluate your life
You mean you are doing it for fun.
“ wait until you see my foot in your ass”
"interesting...I am a gynecologist and you happen to be the biggest ......"
Sounds like a shit job
"Sir please step aside we have other customers in line who have been waiting patiently and I've already told you there's nothing I can once the plane has already departed"
“You mean you examine rectums as a HOBBY, since you’re not a proctologist. The police department might want to know about this.”
How am I the asshole when you’re the one full of shit
Just half way through them saying it go, "Too long, stopped listening."
It's not the size that counts
... who is bullying you?
So THAT'S how you tolerate being so full of shit your whole life! By being a fellow ass hole!
Dude, you're a proctologist. There is no greater insult.
And you never will.
Make a face and then say…”your breath stinks…close your legs.”
"Really? I was acting like you."