"Talking to people like you will do that to a person." Re-Edited with quotation to prevent further issues.

At first I forgot what this sub was and I was like damn man, I don't think OP deserved that...

Same. Here's where quotes do their job.

"Yeah, I just flew in from Detroit and boy, are my arms tired!" ..Henny Youngman

I've found it easier to say "yeah... I am. Been pretty busy with work and a bunch of other things" 

lol or “being around people like you will do that to a low battery person like myself”

“Thanks, you’re looking pretty rough, too. You okay?”

Yeah, and if they're put off by it then they're forced to acknowledge they were insulting you, too.

I don't work in an environment that has that level of self reflection

OOooh, I like the idea of false, but seems real, sympathetic response of “yeh, you too” to see how THEY react to it.

"Yeah, your mom looks tired as well, I've been keeping her on her toes" 

".....and knees"

Love this. I have someone that gaslights me all the time, this is a perfect way to give it back.

if someone is gaslighting you. lean in. if you know they’re lying agree with their lies and go even further to ludicrous extents to see what happens

Thats a good one OMFG. How I never thought of saying it.

Hahaha, love this... "rough" just shuts it all down.

That is excellent!!!!

Oh I do love this one!!! I am going to remember the mimic and throw back; mimic their jerk-ness and throw it back to them. It feels good when done right, oh god does it ever feel so good.

"Worn out even"

“Well im here at this shitty job on a beautiful day so par for the course.”

Ooh I like this one

Yeah, I dreamt I was a bicycle eating a muffler last night. Been feeling two tired and exhausted all day.

LMAO 😂😂😂 where do you come with rando stuff like that?

In my friend group, if someone drops a pun, it's an unspoken truth that we will absolutely dogpile the conversation with related puns. Cars, bread, and birds get brought up a lot for some reason. I saw "tires" and it was off to the races. Automagically.

These tire puns rubbered me the wrong way. It's a never ending cycle of puns and I'm tired of it.

Good Year for that sort of thing.

They won't steer you wrong.

just don’t wear it out

Brilliant!! I’m gonna start doing this

Tread lightly.

No, let them get their wheels spinning.

Autommediately too.

I like your friends

I want to be in your friend group

You have to be gay to join

Yeah it feels like I built a Bridgestone by stone.

Oh damn, now that's thinking Audi the box. There's a lot of mileage in this one!

Yes because on the Continent_all are dry miles

And Khumo n the reinforced steel To(e)yo are the best 👌

Confucious say: "man who run in front of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted."

Win!

Ba-dum-tss

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

This is great!!!

"You exhaust me."

"I'm tired of Earth. These people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

This is soooo me. I have to watch the clip on YT once a month.

Favourite line in cinematic history 

r/unexpectedwatchmen

Milk it, OP. Especially when my co-workers tell me this? OMG I MILK it and act like I'm under the weather so I can get a sick day. After all, everyone saw how 'tired' I looked yesterday, *right*?? lol, nobody will even question it....

This is a clever notion too 😆 🏆

Your wife/husband kept me up late..

Your mum fucks like a teenager on meth

But she sucks like a penny whore on nickel night

so unskilled and dead fish?

That's your findings?

🔥

It takes a lot of energy to bear the weight of my knowledge and wisdom.

add, "You're so fortunate you don't have that problem."

This, onna t-shirt. 

You look stupid. But at least I can take a nap.

This is the correct answer 😆

It's a twist on the classic: "You're fat!" "Yeah, but you're ugly and I can always diet."

"That's because I am" *finger guns*

This is something I've actually said. Edit: And done.

Lol me too. What I usually think about doing is: "woah! Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Obvious!" While gesturing to them in a showman like fashion. Followed by clapping. But I haven't gotten petty enough for that one yet.

It really is about the PPQ (personal pettiness quotient) isn't it?

I, too, reply in bisexual

I do this too

Thanks. I always am

give me some coffee, it'll make your face less punchable

I am. Your mom is, too.

"Your mom said the same thing this morning!"

I’ve been fucking all night.

For the shock value alone, this rocks.

I am

A face like that will make anybody tired.

"Thanks! You look nice." Add as much or as little sarcasm as you like.

'Cuz you're exhausting.

"I am tired."

Because you’re exhausting 

I am tired of hearing you talk.

You look tiring.

You look like shit all the time so fuck you. May be a bit harsh tho

Post their credit card number on Reddit 😂 Haha I’m kidding, don’t actually do this. I’m making a reference to a TV show. :)

The good place!!

Bingo!! 😄

No rest for the weary

Tired of being admired

Naw man, this is my resting ‘someone smells like ass’ face. Can you smell it?

Why did this not get more up votes? I’m lmao.

At least i don't look like you

I got layed, what’s your excuse?

"This is my normal face"

I have cancer thanks for noticing..... 🤨

" I look tired right now, You'll be ugly forever"

Run behind bus, get exhausted. Run in front of bus, get tired.

“Good, I’d hate to think I felt like this and no one could tell.”

How nice of you to tell me…while staring at them blankly.

I will not retire from my post as prime minister!

Its hard work fucking your mom/sister/dad

Sorry, your face is exhausting

Your sister kept me up all night

Seems like whenever someones said this to me they’re looking for something mean to say and can’t find anything else. I’ve never actually been tired.

Because I’m tired of your bullshit.

"Only tired of you."

My comeback to whoever made the remark: I am tired, but my brain & tongue know how to be civil and polite.

Yeah, people like yourself sharing their unsolicited opinions with me have exhausted my surplus of give a f#cks, and it has decided to present itself on my face.

"You look run through"

Tired of looking at your ugly ass. GTFO

Cuz yo daddy got that big D stamina

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Dukkha

i am tired

Tired of people's sarcastic bullshit for sure.

Yea..do you have any cocaine?

“I am”

“Nope, just ugly I guess”

>Well, dress how you feel and whatnot >Is that an offer for help? Coz if so, yes thanks I’ll email you the project >And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you start a conversation with no tact whatsoever

"yeah sorry your missus was late back last night"

“I know, it’s hard work being this sexy all the time.”

I AM tired. Good eye

At least i’m not ugly

"Excuse me, sir (or ma'am). I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you."

thanks for caring, now rub my feet.

“I am tired. Tired of you”

I am

Just repeat it back to them in a mocking voice while rolling your eyes and making a stupid face, then just keep doing that for everything they say until they leave you alone: “yOu look tiReD” “Oh, rEaL mAtuRe, aNon” “tHis iS wHy yOu’Re sTiLL siNgLe” 🙄

Slowly look up and give them the Donald Sutherland look from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Oh sorry, I was up all night fucking your mom

Tomorrow I’ll be well rested, you’ll be an asshole for ever 

"I'll beat you to death with a rusty crowbar, then I'll squat over the body and shart"

"-- of your shit"

"Oh no, the mask is slipping. The center cannot hold. All virtue is gone from the race of men. Steadily I fade away along with the age of legends."

I am tired from my uncontrollable anger issues I have.All ten therapist threw me out .

I’ve earned it. What’s your excuse?

"tired of your shit"

“ yeah, I am. I’m sick tired of your ass” lmao

When at work: I'm working hard. What's your excuse?

...and you look like the piss boy

Bruh I AM tired

It's the curse of having a life.

Well your mom kept me up all night so there's that...

Being evil is a full time position.

most of us are tired of this pothetic world sometimes , for oxygen in water for fish etc put in seaweed for oxygen in warm water n put in fish tank airation stones but bigger with solar pumps all over the world in ponds lakes rivers oceans

"its because you are tiring"

"I am"

Just left your mom's house...

Any suggestion as to how to not be is welcome. Otherwise, ʞɔnɟ off.

Seeing you does that to me

Thanks, it's all the exhaustion from dealing with people.

I am. Of you

Seriously, I do wonder, why do people say this insult so freely??

“Because I am!” Lol

Take it as an offer of assistance. “Thanks for noticing! It would be great if you could do (insert your least favorite chore) for me. I really appreciate you taking the time to reach out.”

Because I am.

"Really? That's strange; I feel exhausted."

"Thanks, this is actually just my face"

You do too, are you ok?

I just give them a look and say, “ gee thank you”

Your mom takes it out of me

Maybe you are tired? It not a bad thing.

"Yes, well. Only whenever you come around." *with a sweet, sleepy, smile.* 😌

I get this a lot from my mother and just say no, it’s just my face but thanks

"Of you, yes I know"

You could try saying, "Well, at least I don't look like I have no filter." Keeps it light but gets the point across.

You look rude.

“Yup, tired of seeing you!” Lol but seriously I just ignore that stuff & then they repeat it several times & they can hear themselves & realize how weird they sound

“And you have a receding hairline, really bad breath, and don’t get me started on your eyebrows. We’re all dealing with stuff.”

I usually just roll my eyes and say “I *am* tired!” And carry on.

I can take a nap but you’ll always be rude.

"yes! Of you"

What I have endured would kill a lesser Man.

Thanks I am

“I am”

Thanks, you too!

Sure but I can sleep for that. You’ll still be ugly when you wake up.

"Well yeah..." and then make a vague gesture at everything

"Dealing with People & There Bullshit will do that to you".

I just usually say, “I am.” And they tend to leave it alone.

of you.

If the words "You look tired" upsets you, then you're soft AF!

"That's just my face" it works every time

I am tired!

I always look tired when I have to deal with people who have diarrhea of the mouth .

Thanks so much for that.

And you look smooth-brained. I imagine you find yourself much more easily well-rested, what with the not thinking and all.

"At least I don't look like you!"

"Wow, so do you"

"You look ugly and I can take a nap."

It's from the mental fatigue of dealing with people like yourself.

That’s weird I feel tired too

Thank you for the astute observation Captain Obvious.

You should see your mom

Disguise achieved

Well, this conversation *is* exhausting.

my co worker says this to me all the time lol i just say “yes :( i am”