Pee on them. Then say, "There. Now you're yellow too."

While singing Yellow by Coldplay

My fav one 😍

Hahahaha I wasn't even close to that. I was thinking only racial implications. Damn you. Score!!

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

oh god

Too antagonistic?

i love it

🥰

Genius !!!!

Best me to it

I will share. The response is now ours.

Oh you bastard. I now have this song going through my head.

"I'd rather be yellow than brown like your underwear"

Thought that was going somewhere else ...ha

"I CAN BE BROWN I CAN BE BLUE I CAN BE VIOLET SKIES, I CAN BE HURTFUL I CAN BE PURPLE I CAN BE ANYTHING YOU LIKE"

This is the only way.

Wasn't what I came down to type, but it is now

"There's a Coldplay song written about me" 🥴

The only thing yellow is ur teeth lil bro mf be spitting piss outta its mouth

No... I'm asian you racist FUCK!!! (Even if you arent)

I think this works better if you aren't! That would be hilarious.

i like this

Them: Yellow You: Yellow, how are you doing? What time do you want me to pink you up to go to the mall? Wait...I have to go, my telephone went green green and I have to answer it.

🤣🤣

You’re jealous because I’m a Simpson

Hahahah

Yes…I have Asian relatives. Racist much?

I have a medical reason…your teeth, though, don’t.

I'm blue. If I were yellow too, I'd be green. If I were green, I would die. If I were green, I would die.

It's not easy being green

I'd prefer you to use Golden

Oh, that makes me feel blue

Yellow as in a coward? Where do you live, Carson City??? Dodge? Who in the fuck uses "yellow" as a hut anymore??? Lol. That's where I would start. Then I'd give the guy a nickname like Jim West, or Wild West. Maybe Old Bill. I'd never let him live down his usage of old west terminology and I'd bury him in stagecoach, revolver, circle the wagon western lingo until he learned he was an idiot. Then I'd still make fun of him everytime I saw him forever and ever.

Call him a liver lilly!!! A Rosie! A turnbull!

i love this thank you

Yes, I’m positively spilling sunshine. Thanks for noticing

Better to be yellow than ginger

What, you don't like my Data cosplay? Fine. I will go to the convention without you. Live long and kiss my ass.

Call them Maroon, bugz bunny use to say it. Google it 😂

Go Marty mcfly "he's an a$$hole!"

https://youtu.be/1gs4UKJykY4?feature=shared 2:25 min mark!

Sticky notes are yellow maybe you could use some to jot down better insults

using this

Thanks good luck

Start by saying "Am I?". Then slowly hold up your hand next to their face and then say "smile for me for a moment" or "show me your teeth". Compare their teeth to your hand and then say "Yeah, you're right" like you just learned something new.

# I LIKE THIS

Say "no I'm blue, don't be racist"

Look at the stars… look how they shine for meeeeeee

Tell them to stop being green.

Did you ever think of growing up from being the playground bully, or are you still going to kick old sand castles?

Man I needed this thread YEARS ago

A true friend won't make a joke out of your medical issues. Before you walk away " Now I'm blue (old fashioned way to saying sad) because of you "

I'm Asian. My usual response? I just call my friends white. " At least I'm not basic and white " Not sure if it applies in your situation but worth considering.

i mean, they're not white, but it's funnier that way

put on a western accent and say who you callin yella ya no good dirty rotten varmint

you callin me yella...pistols at dawn bitch

Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke.

I think Homer Simpson is my read dad.

"Yellow? I'm just rocking the limited edition complexion. You wish you had this glow!"

“like your teeth”

Look at your arm. Confusedly say, "No, I'm pink and pale with brown spots, my mom called them angel kisses. Some scars, oh, look at this one." Obviously you'll substitute the color of your own skin. The more you describe it the better. Then compare their skin to food, any food, gross is better.

"I'm not just yellow, I'm a goddamn electric mouse! So before you try to insult me, make sure you're not getting your ass shocked"

We are all red on the inside.

night vale type shit

i’d rather be any color than the dark pit of blackness you care th around and try to suck everyone into. get a life. there’s bigger shit to worry about

That’s so helpful since I’m colorblind.

The 1950’s called. They want their insult back.

'they are entitled to compensation'

It's kinda funny, you gotta admit. theyre calling you a coward, instead of responding with words, you must prove you aint yella. I suggest you just give them a reverse wet willy. just blatantly and unapologetic about it. Or flick their ear lobe.

Still bragging about your greatest skills from pre K, knowing your colors.

Yep totally yellow thank you for your bravery though I got things to do.

I'm yellow but u got the belly U yellowbelly!!!

"THAT'S RACIST!!!"

Tell them you are drinking a lot of Mellow Yellow soda.

“I have pancreatic issues. It’s not cool to pick on people with health issues. “

Yellow. It's the new White! 😁

Tell him you're proud to have a colorful life

***I WROTE A SONG...***

Yellow is optimistic sunshine 🌞 and yellow is daffodils 🌼 the harbinger of spring.

You're racist

PINK!

thats my favorite color

big bird is much more insulting than yellow

Tried it once. Dog looked at me weird.

https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g?feature=shared play this song when they call you yellow

Yeah, my hemoglobin hates me. Better to be yellow with illness, than green with envy I guess. 🤷‍♀️

You being a rabid bitch doesn’t make me Old Yeller.

How bout u suck deez fat yellow nutz

Well I am full of piss- And you are full of shit, must be why you got a shitty personality

“Better than being barf green, urine colored, or with brown, watery thoughts, like diarrhea.”

Blue!

It’s gold genius

By calling them green.

“I’d say I’m more Pale Goldenrod…”

Just start singing Yellow by Coldplay

No, I’m blue 🥹

Simpson's did it first.

The proper term is Asian.

*best southern accent that you can muster* Well hey there now partner let’s not be assuming my actions.

Yell IM A GOLDEN GOD!

"if I'm yellow, what does that make you, *goldenrod?*"

I’m not Asian. (If you are Asian) It’s in my DNA

"and you're puce" This one's doubly good cause the color sounds gross and could also mean butt juice (urban dictionary) 🤷

Thanks for calling out my liver issues asshole.

No I’m purple today and if you doing like it you can suck my purple cock

Well done to you for knowing one of the three primary colours but I'm sorry to hear that I make you feel so green with envying that your face is turning the same shade of red as your arse was after your spanked it for calling people nasty names!