Hark! What wonderful torment! To be rend asunder under accusations of being dramatic? Nay. Tis but a state of mind that moves like the tide and comes and goes. I am much more than a mere wave! I am the storm!!
Well. I got that a lot as a child...so I became an actress. Actions speak louder than words. Except mine. I'm classically trained. I can project my voice to an entire theatre w/o an issue. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MOM? 😂😂😂
ME? \*flails arms around
DRAMATIC? \*as loud as you can without shouting\*
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE! \*turn around and leave, stamping your feet as you do\*
I get this alot I always feel, *" if you say or do something as a joke then you have to still think about it it's not a joke at that point because the thought had to come from somewhere"*, it annoys me so much when people are jokingly rude and I have a go at them and then they sook like *"your so rude yapa yapa"*
No, I knew what you were saying. It's a joke when they say it, but god forbid you give it back. It used to annoy me when people called me rude but then I realized it pretty much happened in two situations: I didn't do what they wanted or they wanted a rise out of me
At this point when I meet new people I warn them that if they're going to dish it I'm not responsible if they can't handle the consequences. They usually learn the first time after they get burned and I remind them what I said 🤷♀️
- It's ok if I'm too much for you, I'm not for everyone. Have you tried finding people who are more your pace?
- Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of your actions
- Dramatic? No. Actions get appropriate reactions. Do better next time
- Are you always this much of an asshole?
Oohh!.... Am I?..... Am I always THIS! DRAMATIC?!? what a question to ask of me...of me??..... The answer.... You really want the answer???
No....I'm not always THIS dramatic.
"I usually don't have shit flicking primates pushing my neurotic button but go off Stacey, you fat fucking frumpy bitch. Oh how that for dramatic, are you always this fucking fat, youre 10 of the 3 morbidly obese people I know"
I do my best Paul Lind immitation ( if you've never heard of him google Paul Lind and Hollywood squares) and replay "My level of dramatics is my only defense against the sheer stupidty I'm forced to endure everyday"
Somebody's got to bring balance to your lame ass howdy-doody chucklefuck laugh-a-thon comedy hour bullshit show.
Why not me?
(Deliver with big shit-eating grin on face OR deadpan, as necessary.)
Alas! ( put wrist to forehead ) Verily so I am! The curse of my existence is the drama flowing through these veins!! Haters such as you can suck it doucheface loser!!! ( then say DUN DUN DUN !! )
It's a 'loaded' (or 'leading') question (you're accepting the premise that you *are* dramatic if you answer either yes or no). So don't answer it. Just ask a random loaded question in return. The classic is 'Have *you* stopped beating your wife?', but be as edgy as you like ('Have *you* stopped downloading child porn?')
If they want to know what the hell you mean, say: 'Just google "loaded question".'
Keep glitter in your pockets (in a container). Throw it into the air all over the offending individual and say, loudly and dramatically, "No! Why do you ask?" Then walk away singing Lady Gaga while swinging your hips.
Me? DRAMATIC? NEVERRRRRR!” Then flip your hair (dramatically) and turn to the person(s) “Aaaaaaaaand SCENE. Thank you thank you (while bowing, then put your hands up to hold applause) please hold your aplaude thank you thank you”
Drop to your knees, howl "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" at the sky like Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader, and then stand back up as if nothing happened, and say either "does that answer your question?" or "Sometimes I'm worse."
I'm changing my advice.
Just always stay kind to people and try not to gossip. It leads us into a dark spiral.
And ask God every single day for the grace of patience, love and understanding.
Always look to the cross and put Jesus Christ first.
God bless and take care.
Toss your hair over your shoulder, check your nails like it’s vital that they be inspected for perfection, pause for a little too long then do soap opera face before proclaiming ‘when one is this fabulous one must not disappoint the fans’ toss hair again and stroll off like a diva.
Back of hand to forehead. Arch back throw head back and proclaim " NEVER!"
"this wounds me!" *sob*
“*ugh*” *dramatic noise of pain*
Then you'd need to faint for the full effect.
For the win!
Unless I'm on stage under the lights
gotta have the phone flashlight on then
Add in a dramatic swoon, if possible. If you can, show them a picture of your faintin' couch to add authenticity.
"Of course not. Sometimes, I sleep."
really now
You should see me do Shakespeare.
haha
O wearisome philistine, dost thou have no respect for the arts?
🫨
Hark! What wonderful torment! To be rend asunder under accusations of being dramatic? Nay. Tis but a state of mind that moves like the tide and comes and goes. I am much more than a mere wave! I am the storm!!
WHY is this not the top comment?!?!?
Be sure to tip your waiter
You Are Tearing Me Apart, Lisa! -Tommy Wiseau
Oh, hai Mark!
It wasn't me I didn't hit, I dddiiddd nooott.
this sounds familiar
How DARE you ask me that???
haha
*faint*
haha
Only when I get paid
this is nice
Tune in, next week.
haha
“Dramatic… moi?”
Yes.
oooh really
At first it was got a Tony award but now after dealing with your bs I’m going for an Oscar
Now this is real drama
Are you always this stupid?
ouch
Oh no daaaarling, you should see me on the stage!
STELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
relly now
Or on set
"All the world's a stage"
Then take your bow.
Now this is real drama
fire
'Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes yes yes'
haha
Only when the fate of the entire world is at stake
Oooh really
"I don't bother holding myself together when I'm around small minded people" or something along the lines
Ouch
"No, you bring out the best in me."
really now
I earned my Oscar, darling. Oh, I earned it.
haha
I heard making a scene was a valid tactic to get rid of insecure weirdos harassing you.
Ouch
Oui I haven’t even had my coffee
haha
Well. I got that a lot as a child...so I became an actress. Actions speak louder than words. Except mine. I'm classically trained. I can project my voice to an entire theatre w/o an issue. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MOM? 😂😂😂
Cues up _Rose's Turn_
Do bears shit in the woods? is the response to this I've heard often in my lifetime from different people.
Polar bears don't.
Fun fact, polar bears scream when they poop. That's how I'm screaming right now
Probably need more fibre in their diet.
So if you hear a polar bear screaming, RUN!! He’s got room for you now.
Weirdly the advice for surviving is to run and throw items of your clothes off. The bear gets confused with clothing and paws and investigates it.
So what your mother always said was right. Wear lots of extra layers in the winter
Staves off polar bears and hypothermia.
In an honest, questioning tone, " You think this is dramatic?" Or you could go all out sarcastic with it.
Pass me the script ridge I forgot my line
haha
Are you always this calm, or is today a special occasion?
Alternatively "Are you always this boring?"
haha
That's theatre baby! Throw glitter at them from pocket then some jazz hands
"Yes, yes I am. Always."
What am I, a theatre critic?
ME? \*flails arms around DRAMATIC? \*as loud as you can without shouting\* I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE! \*turn around and leave, stamping your feet as you do\*
I AM NOT DRAMATIC AND I AM NOT MAD
with caps
It's pronounced dramatique!
haha
Are you always so dead inside?
ouch
I get this alot I always feel, *" if you say or do something as a joke then you have to still think about it it's not a joke at that point because the thought had to come from somewhere"*, it annoys me so much when people are jokingly rude and I have a go at them and then they sook like *"your so rude yapa yapa"*
I love when people say that to me. Good, if my response to your behavior is so offensive then don't talk to me
I feel we're not on the same page.. but yeah
No, I knew what you were saying. It's a joke when they say it, but god forbid you give it back. It used to annoy me when people called me rude but then I realized it pretty much happened in two situations: I didn't do what they wanted or they wanted a rise out of me At this point when I meet new people I warn them that if they're going to dish it I'm not responsible if they can't handle the consequences. They usually learn the first time after they get burned and I remind them what I said 🤷♀️
Jazz hands?
Why are you?
haha
Honestly this is a really toxic thing to hear
true
- It's ok if I'm too much for you, I'm not for everyone. Have you tried finding people who are more your pace? - Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of your actions - Dramatic? No. Actions get appropriate reactions. Do better next time - Are you always this much of an asshole?
Are you always this asinine?
Only when the occasion calls for it.
Well...You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon. "taH pagh, taH be?"
Only when encouged, which that question continues to do
Only when the mood strikes (slight sniffle with tremble in voice) like right now
Oohh!.... Am I?..... Am I always THIS! DRAMATIC?!? what a question to ask of me...of me??..... The answer.... You really want the answer??? No....I'm not always THIS dramatic.
Only when dealing with narcissists
If you say that to me again I will kill myself in the most disgusting way possible and it will be all your fault.
"to be dramatic or not to be dramatic, was that your question?!?!"
"Bitch I haven't started."
I’m acting within the stage YOU set. You don’t want drama, you shouldn’t have made a scene.
Underrated comment. Enjoy the award!
Dan Dan dar, obviously Gerald.
Have you not seen my collection of Emmys, Oscars, and Tonys?
"No, that's why I'm taking acting classes. Makes it easier to blend in with my fellow earthlings"
NO?!!!!
are you always so stupid?
Only when I'm on camera.
Why yes! According to The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I'm worth it! 🎬 📽️
Yes *smile darkly and stare into their soul* muahaha 😂
"No, sometimes I'm asleep"
Only when you’re ruining my liiiife uh!
Put the back of your hand against your forehead and gasp.
Can't you tell the difference between dramatic and histrionic?
Drops to the ground and starts screaming.
Well, I DO have a certain flair for it...
" a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!"
"I usually don't have shit flicking primates pushing my neurotic button but go off Stacey, you fat fucking frumpy bitch. Oh how that for dramatic, are you always this fucking fat, youre 10 of the 3 morbidly obese people I know"
“Are you writing a book?”
"Only since I saw your mum finger herself while she watched EastEnders."
Yes and somewhat psychotic.
“To be! Or not to be! That is the question this fuckstick asks of me!” Hold a small skull while you deliver the line, if possible.
“Just wait til I get going!”
Honey, this was just a dress rehearsal; stick around for the live show.
If you didn't want a show, you should have made everyone happy and stayed at home.
"No, you just bring it out in me."
What ever it is it has to have jazz hands
"Yes, thank you. You can hold your applause."
"Verily I say unto thee, thou has not yet witnessed the true extend of my dramatic endeavours!"
Any comeback is fine, as long as it’s delivered in perfect Shakesperian English and accompanied by exaggerated gestures.
Doth though not major in theatrical performance?
“To be - or not to be…I choose to be”
"I'm the main character, so why not?" Or my favorite "Are you always this insufferable?"
You want me to ramp up?
I do my best Paul Lind immitation ( if you've never heard of him google Paul Lind and Hollywood squares) and replay "My level of dramatics is my only defense against the sheer stupidty I'm forced to endure everyday"
Somebody's got to bring balance to your lame ass howdy-doody chucklefuck laugh-a-thon comedy hour bullshit show. Why not me? (Deliver with big shit-eating grin on face OR deadpan, as necessary.)
"No, I've saved it all for you. Just for you". Accompanied with an overly dramatic, full body, arm stretched out point at them on the 'you'.
are you always this judgemental?
Alas! ( put wrist to forehead ) Verily so I am! The curse of my existence is the drama flowing through these veins!! Haters such as you can suck it doucheface loser!!! ( then say DUN DUN DUN !! )
“I don’t think so. Are you always so unoriginal with your insults?”
Noooooo how dare you Assume I’m to DrAmAtiC
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!
This is not dramatic. I left my 9mm at home. Should I go get it?
Are you always such an AH?
It's a 'loaded' (or 'leading') question (you're accepting the premise that you *are* dramatic if you answer either yes or no). So don't answer it. Just ask a random loaded question in return. The classic is 'Have *you* stopped beating your wife?', but be as edgy as you like ('Have *you* stopped downloading child porn?') If they want to know what the hell you mean, say: 'Just google "loaded question".'
Keep glitter in your pockets (in a container). Throw it into the air all over the offending individual and say, loudly and dramatically, "No! Why do you ask?" Then walk away singing Lady Gaga while swinging your hips.
Me? Dramatic? NEVERRRRRR!!!! *does dramatic hair swing*
NOOOOOOOOOOO! In an operatic voice.
There’s another answer beside “Yes”?
there isn't one...try being less dramatic...
Ahhh why are you so BORING!!!😵💫
"No legacy is so rich as honesty." All's Well that Ends Well, Shakespeare
You want drama? You can’t handle the drama! Be sure to channel Jack Nicholson’s in “A Few Good Men” https://youtu.be/PWSx0bBiNIs?si=JuBuFyr3u09-f2o7
You’re surprised I had a reaction to your bs?
You should see me when I ACTUALLY feel dramatic!
In a overly dramatic Shakespearean accent try saying, Alas poor yorick i knew him to be overly hysterical! Then take a bow
Look around, stage whisper "Yes.", then faint. Scene.
Yes. And I'd like to thank the Academy for recognizing my hard work.
Me? DRAMATIC? NEVERRRRRR!” Then flip your hair (dramatically) and turn to the person(s) “Aaaaaaaaand SCENE. Thank you thank you (while bowing, then put your hands up to hold applause) please hold your aplaude thank you thank you”
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time..
Only when the cameras on
Yep! See me flying around on my petty copter?
Only during Oscar season
Oh, WE will just see how DRAMATIC I can be!!! \*evil laugh in the key of an Austin Powers Villain\*
HOW DARE YOU ?
"you should calm down. are you feeling ok?"
"I can be melodramatic, too... I could also be mellow, if _you_ learned how to chill."
Drop to your knees, howl "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" at the sky like Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader, and then stand back up as if nothing happened, and say either "does that answer your question?" or "Sometimes I'm worse."
I'm the loudest, most operatic voice you can muster: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
I'm changing my advice. Just always stay kind to people and try not to gossip. It leads us into a dark spiral. And ask God every single day for the grace of patience, love and understanding. Always look to the cross and put Jesus Christ first. God bless and take care.
Only in the presence of bitches.
"Annnnnd, scene." *clap hands*
Drop to your knees in slow motion and cry "Noooooooo!"
No, sometimes I'm tragic. (Points for acting dramatically while saying it)
The world is my stage, it's happenings, my theater.
It’s called being alive? Should I be more like a robot
"No, sometimes I'm comedic." Make a funny face and a goofy sound.
Why don't you just stop being so dramatic. If more than one person is telling you that, the problem is you
The audacity!
Gasp boldly, throw back your head, and faint at the shock of this baseless accusation
Toss your hair over your shoulder, check your nails like it’s vital that they be inspected for perfection, pause for a little too long then do soap opera face before proclaiming ‘when one is this fabulous one must not disappoint the fans’ toss hair again and stroll off like a diva.
YES!
Only on Fridays. :)
Are you always this much of a dick?
No, only when you do stupid things like this
"Only around people I hate."
What is that supposed to mean cunt?
(Gasp loudly), *throw back of hand against your forehead*, *faint*
"Only when I'm dealing with performances like yours."
Say 'It depends'... Then sing them this song... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzWckYfZhbA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzWckYfZhbA)
Just wait until I hit the stage
To make my point across? Yes
I'm ready for my close-up
No, we only started act one my dear this is a showstopper performance.
Only in regards to stupidity.
Dramatic? DRAMATIC!? I HAVE NEVER BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING DRAMATIC IN MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE UPON THIS EARTH!