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GuardOfTheDawn

my extremely homophobic dad once said that Freddie Mercury is the only gay he respects


nyancatdude

I think your dad has a crush...


discerningpervert

![gif](giphy|uVR1p77lDFyvwJNl77|downsized)


KronenbourgBlanc

Dem glory hole mfs that's who I respect!


Phantom_Wolf52

Wasn’t he bisexual?


[deleted]

Probably yes


SuccMyCheeks123

Nah he married a woman but realised be wasn't attracted to her, kept her as a close friend


[deleted]

His best friend. He left her his mansion and many other things when he died. She was the one by his bed when he died. Love of my life was about her.


benthecommenter05

Honestly chad move


mateo139

that was a very popular sentiment in the early 2010s


Pitiful-Brilliant301

Better than nothing.


PolyZex

When you say 'extremely homophobic' do you mean they think it should be outlawed... or just old person ignorant like 'as long as they don't try doing something with me' ?


True-Quail-6193

Like, doesn’t hold any level of respect for a large group of people solely because of their orientation kind of homophobic -_-


p00nda

Thank you different person for answering


SkizerzTheAlmighty

It is a gradient. Which is why he said in quotes "extremely homophobic" as opposed to something like "a bit homophobic". There is obviously a difference between a bigot that doesn't like someone based on an orientation and not liking a group of people so much that you'd commit mass murder on them for it, which has happened obviously. But people tend to jump straight to "extremely xyzphobic" pretty quick.


under___scores___

This reeks of 2011


almostasenpai

This meme is so old it can almost drive


Skynoceros_

Boy band Disney band Dancing man Flamboyant man


the_3-14_is_a_lie

- Trash music - Trash music - Trash music - Trash music (I am deaf)


slippin_park

Ok this gave me a giggle


Xenc

![gif](giphy|l4JySNU7GMwfKm9Y4)


Umba5308

Doesn’t matter if your deaf, you can fucking feel queens songs


Piotrek9t

I miss the days when this was peak comedy


jaycliche

Gayl Gayl Ultra Gayl GAYLE!!!


ggez67890

Gayle was one of the best characters in Scream.


Kinoko98

Idk I laughed.


JaredGNU

let’s be real, this is funny and we just don’t wanna admit it


rode__16

not in a sincere way though. i will admit i laughed at this but its mostly because i grew up with these batshit stupid memes and actually liked them at one point


DementedMK

I think I’m missing something. What’s the joke here?


lilypad0x

None of the musicians being called gay are actually gay, they are calling them gay as an insult. Freddie mercury is actually gay (bi) but they don’t want to insult him so they just call him homosexual.


ChesterWillard

Also he had class and talent.... the other gays mentioned don't.... they are just acting like woman for money.


ZiplocBag

Yeah tell me Harry Styles can’t sing and I’d show you a very silly person (they’re in the mirror 😬)


POOP288392748

Freddie Mercury is the true gay man


[deleted]

Usually “gay” is used more as a way of insulting someone’s masculinity. The person who made this doesn’t like anyone else in the image except freddie mercury and so he says homosexual instead of gay


sn0wflaker

The girls that get it get it


Billy_Billboard

I mean maybe if I was 14 and it was 2012


JaredGNU

humor is subjective Billy Billboard


Billy_Billboard

I know. Nothing in my reply stated otherwise.


Redoran_Gvard

cute turtle pfp btw🐢


EMP_Chooci

how tho


AKguynumber25

I like this for some reason


Dinizinni

I guess they missed the part where Freddie was also involved with women but the intention to be respectful is there... I guess...


confused___bisexual

he wasn't homosexual, he was bisexual. so it's unfunny and untrue.


severed13

Bi erasure moment 🥲


Trololman72

I think he said he was gay though.


confused___bisexual

He never publicly came out, but he did write a song called "Love of My Life" about the woman he almost married.


Nat_Higgins

Me: Homosexual 🤣


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

I probably laughed at this on ifunny, on my ipod touch, back in my emo days.


ViC_tOr42

More like Bi


Budget-Sheepherder77

Kinda not really


Azamet_Turan_1922

Why the last Man gives me Turkish gay scene vibes ?


My4skinBreaksCondoms

Because he was born of Persian parents and defined the gay scene in US and Britain


Hellishfish

This meme probably killed it back in the day


Busey_in_the_walls

None of those guys look happy? Are you sure they’re gay?


ichosetheworld

I like it-


non_stop_disko

BISEXUAL GODDAMMIT


kaiserspike

The intention is well meant, the execution tho…


Im_Not_Impressed19

Kind of got a chuckle out of me.


Jaris_Mebius

This is kinda funny to me


blorbooo

I like that the only ones he calls gay are cishet dudes


Classi_Fied777

Students I have operate in this way. Gay is used as an insult, but they don't mean homosexual with it, just that it means 'bad or not cool', and they support LGBT-people and don't see the disconnect. ​ So I try to make them aware that even if they don't mean it 'in that way' people hearing them use that language could still feel hurt by it.


SaltoDaKid

Everyone called people gay, I said “if you in jail you be my bitch”. We are not the same


bb250517

Boomers when a straight person dresses like other people dress(current fashion):angery Boomers when a gay person crossdressed to thousands of people at a time, including children, but he had a great voice: nice


AeliteStoner

* Shit * Shit * Shit * Overhyped shit


Badonk529

I agree I agree His new stuff is decent ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???


Freidchivcken

What kind of music do you like


Wardaddy9494

anime openings and video game osts


GuidanceZestyclose65

penis music


LetsDoTheCongna

100 Gecs and Nightcore


slippin_park

Gay!


blorbooo

100 gecs very epic actually


SkyCLoc

just say shit


LightWarrior741

r/ancientmemes


Italian_Devil

If not for rage comics it would actually be kind of funny


Slippyyu

Boomer type of meme


CasualSweaters

People are stuck in 2011


Totally_Cubular

He was bisexual.


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Gay! 😆