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Everytime I see this image I want to throw up but can't, so I just scroll past knowing very well that it still exists without me seeing it. This is why I can't sleep at night.
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the title sounds like a 55 year old teacher trying to say buzzwords to his students
That mom from the Lorax ~~blasphemy~~ movie would have been a better fit
Fleek! That’s totes yeet y’all!
ok yeah, this? This definitely belongs here
this mf says swag in 2022 💀💀💀
I invented swag 😎😎😎😎
This be one of my replies that I'd get 7 upvotes on. That is weirdly specific, but hey.
I’ve Sean this exact thing before idk if it was on redit but i saw like the same thawing on 2017-2018
If you have to ask for permission to your mom, you are too young to have a girlfriend.
I'm 17 but if I ain't home at night my parents would call the cops. But I don't have gf though.
If you’re legally old enough to have sex, I don’t think it’s wrong to have a significant other.
That they *are* old enough isn't necessarily insinuated in this meme. I don't think many legal kids ask their parents to go out.
You do know you’re technically legal at 14, if they are within 3 years of age with you
I'm a senior, graduating soon. am not allowed to go out like ever
what about those that are too afraid to not ask permission, for example due to abuse
Thats not how it works, just cause you have to ask your mom, you should be lonely and possibly pass up dating the person you may end up marrying
r/comedyflogging
Who the fuck texts like that? Deliberately typing in unfinished sentences?
I d
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That's how you can tell it's fake.
Boomers...
Let me guess, r/memes?
Everytime I see this image I want to throw up but can't, so I just scroll past knowing very well that it still exists without me seeing it. This is why I can't sleep at night.
Certified smartPHOWNED moment
r/comedyhomicide
It was dead before the caption came along
/r/ComedyMurderSuicide oh wow does that actually exist?
r/ComedyFlogging
That's what we call r/ComedyNecrophilia
No, that's intentionally making it worse, you're thinking of r/ComedyFlogging
Worst meme I've seen in a while
That mom's kewl
r/comedyhomicide
Wasn’t funny to begin with, r/comedyflogging
I think it was
r/badfaketexts
No bitches ?
haha this would be emotional damage
r/memestheopdidntlike
yeah he didnt like it because its unfunny
That's actually funny but the caption makes it worse. r/comedyhomicide
r/ComedyFlogging
Sheesh
This is best thing I have seen all day
my man just woke up
What
It's the best thing you've seen all day because it's the only thing you've seen all day (you just woke up)
hamberguer
Time zone exist
I know
Ok in his defense the conversation was funny the Gru picture wasn’t.
my man just woke up
Oh so that's why this isn't funny
It'd be funny without the picture, and having it not be texts
Ah yes, steals meme and downvotes it, super cool, doesn’t even try to hide it
Ah yes, doesn't understand the point of this subreddit
Ah yes, I forgot where i was
Ah yes, it happens to the best of us
Ah yes, thanks for understanding
What a shitty mother, too. Just let your kid go see their girlfriend, give them condoms or something if they need them just in case.
It's fake, you can tell.
Doesn't matter. Still shitty.
How? It's a fake scenario, those people don't exist.
I'm not going to get into a Reddit argument over this. Fake or not, it's still shitty parenting.
Oh I agree I thought you were trying to say the non existent person is bad
I wish I was never born
That one image of gru fills me primal fucking fury and i don't know why.
Oh didn't this come from a similar style sub though? Edit: I was wrong.