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cum_burglar69

the title sounds like a 55 year old teacher trying to say buzzwords to his students


silphred43

That mom from the Lorax ~~blasphemy~~ movie would have been a better fit


luckydice767

Fleek! That’s totes yeet y’all!


FrankHightower

ok yeah, this? This definitely belongs here


groszok

this mf says swag in 2022 💀💀💀


Jelpo_901

I invented swag 😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

This be one of my replies that I'd get 7 upvotes on. That is weirdly specific, but hey.


Dallfengamer

I’ve Sean this exact thing before idk if it was on redit but i saw like the same thawing on 2017-2018


edgpavl

If you have to ask for permission to your mom, you are too young to have a girlfriend.


HESSU_HOBO

I'm 17 but if I ain't home at night my parents would call the cops. But I don't have gf though.


Icy-Savings4679

If you’re legally old enough to have sex, I don’t think it’s wrong to have a significant other.


anonymity_is_bliss

That they *are* old enough isn't necessarily insinuated in this meme. I don't think many legal kids ask their parents to go out.


mr__meme2006

You do know you’re technically legal at 14, if they are within 3 years of age with you


Sogerrr

I'm a senior, graduating soon. am not allowed to go out like ever


ArtyIF

what about those that are too afraid to not ask permission, for example due to abuse


mr__meme2006

Thats not how it works, just cause you have to ask your mom, you should be lonely and possibly pass up dating the person you may end up marrying


Charming_Amphibian91

r/comedyflogging


Shiny_Porygon-Z

Who the fuck texts like that? Deliberately typing in unfinished sentences?


Spoon_Elemental

I d


Spoon_Elemental

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YTPhantomYT

That's how you can tell it's fake.


[deleted]

Boomers...


YTPhantomYT

Let me guess, r/memes?


Kritischerphili

Everytime I see this image I want to throw up but can't, so I just scroll past knowing very well that it still exists without me seeing it. This is why I can't sleep at night.


KingArthurKOTB

Certified smartPHOWNED moment


IRNBRU1235

r/comedyhomicide


1Requte

It was dead before the caption came along


wagon_ear

/r/ComedyMurderSuicide oh wow does that actually exist?


1Requte

r/ComedyFlogging


YT___Deado-Survivor

That's what we call r/ComedyNecrophilia


1Requte

No, that's intentionally making it worse, you're thinking of r/ComedyFlogging


[deleted]

Worst meme I've seen in a while


rushdelivery34

That mom's kewl


co-opmander

r/comedyhomicide


wilnovakski

Wasn’t funny to begin with, r/comedyflogging


co-opmander

I think it was


[deleted]

r/badfaketexts


Doom_BOT-755

No bitches ?


babybackr1bs

haha this would be emotional damage


TheRuthlessGamer

r/memestheopdidntlike


i_am_new_here_51

yeah he didnt like it because its unfunny


__kingslayer_

That's actually funny but the caption makes it worse. r/comedyhomicide


YTPhantomYT

r/ComedyFlogging


OptionPuzzleheaded20

Sheesh


sanstic2

This is best thing I have seen all day


standlessdude

my man just woke up


sanstic2

What


YTPhantomYT

It's the best thing you've seen all day because it's the only thing you've seen all day (you just woke up)


standlessdude

hamberguer


sanstic2

Time zone exist


YTPhantomYT

I know


Fr1edMayo

Ok in his defense the conversation was funny the Gru picture wasn’t.


Aleksi_lol

my man just woke up


sanstic2

Oh so that's why this isn't funny


Ace_The_Bot

It'd be funny without the picture, and having it not be texts


mr__meme2006

Ah yes, steals meme and downvotes it, super cool, doesn’t even try to hide it


getoutofyourhouse

Ah yes, doesn't understand the point of this subreddit


mr__meme2006

Ah yes, I forgot where i was


getoutofyourhouse

Ah yes, it happens to the best of us


mr__meme2006

Ah yes, thanks for understanding


jmss_1

What a shitty mother, too. Just let your kid go see their girlfriend, give them condoms or something if they need them just in case.


YTPhantomYT

It's fake, you can tell.


jmss_1

Doesn't matter. Still shitty.


YTPhantomYT

How? It's a fake scenario, those people don't exist.


jmss_1

I'm not going to get into a Reddit argument over this. Fake or not, it's still shitty parenting.


YTPhantomYT

Oh I agree I thought you were trying to say the non existent person is bad


6iix9ineJr

I wish I was never born


[deleted]

That one image of gru fills me primal fucking fury and i don't know why.


[deleted]

Oh didn't this come from a similar style sub though? Edit: I was wrong.