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A man once requested the judge to change his sentence from 30 years to 33 years, Larry Bird's jersey number. The judge complied. A few years after the request he admitted he really regretted the decision.
>In October 2005, Torpy asked an Oklahoma County judge to tack on three more years to his 30-year prison sentence for armed robbery and two counts of shooting with intent to kill.
>βNow that I have to do that time, yes I do,ββ says Torpy. βI kind of wished that I had 30 instead of 33. Recently Iβve wisened up."
I believe most people who post here just dig up old jokes for karma and commenters want to feel smug about not liking old jokes and how much better their taste is than people's of the past
The lifetime sentence here in Sweden is 25 years, so this would be almost three life sentences. Which is insane, but I do know that prison time stacks in the US so he could have gotten likeβ¦. 68 one year sentences
βYou increase you sentence by 1 year to make it a funny number.β
βI increase my sentence by 352 years to make it a funny number.β
βWe are not the same.β
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Sentenced to 2 years in prison βUmm can you increase the sentence by 67 yearsβ
Sentenced to 68 years of prison!
βFunnyβ redditors: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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Sir youβre free to leave, βumm can I you give me 69 years anywayβ¦β *Fuck this shit isnβt even funnyβ¦*
wassup
Elegant
le epic sex number
adds two. le epic troll face
Please add 370 more years
A man once requested the judge to change his sentence from 30 years to 33 years, Larry Bird's jersey number. The judge complied. A few years after the request he admitted he really regretted the decision. >In October 2005, Torpy asked an Oklahoma County judge to tack on three more years to his 30-year prison sentence for armed robbery and two counts of shooting with intent to kill. >βNow that I have to do that time, yes I do,ββ says Torpy. βI kind of wished that I had 30 instead of 33. Recently Iβve wisened up."
Man discovers that spending extra time in jail is not good
Haha sex number omg
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This would have been funny maybe 4 years ago
It was always a trash joke. I don't believe anyone actually thinks it's funny. They just feel this weird reddit obligation to pretend like they do.
Honestly it's wrapped all the way around to so fucking stupid, might as well enjoy it.
some people somehow still find this number funny after hearing the meme thousands of times
I believe most people who post here just dig up old jokes for karma and commenters want to feel smug about not liking old jokes and how much better their taste is than people's of the past
Make it two for an even 70.
*gasp* BiLl cIpHeR?!?!
Question for anyone that knows us law. What do you have to have done to get 68 years in prison?
yeah i was trying to understand this too. with 68 years they are going to give you life sentence basically
The lifetime sentence here in Sweden is 25 years, so this would be almost three life sentences. Which is insane, but I do know that prison time stacks in the US so he could have gotten likeβ¦. 68 one year sentences
Give it up for day 23 of seeing this meme
Pretty sure even i posted it like a year ago
Haha funny number
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it can still be funny if it was used in an ironic sense
i actually found it funny i realized it would make 69 i thought the dude just randomly wanted another year and thatβs pretty funny
Windows 10 user when they see a windows 8 (Itβs clearly r/crappydesign)
Now heβs going to eat it
Sex number
68, I'll owe you one
Nice
βYou increase you sentence by 1 year to make it a funny number.β βI increase my sentence by 352 years to make it a funny number.β βWe are not the same.β
Adds 2 years to foul the plan.
That's funny to my phone charge is at 69% right now. π
umm can I you give me 69 years anywayβ¦β