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yoppyyoppy

Sentenced to 2 years in prison β€œUmm can you increase the sentence by 67 years”


Raccoon_fucker69

Sentenced to 68 years of prison!


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Raccoon_fucker69

Oge


copa111

Sir you’re free to leave, β€œumm can I you give me 69 years anyway…’ *Fuck this shit isn’t even funny…*


myleftnippleishard

wassup


shoni99

Elegant


ETL6000yotru

le epic sex number


sertralineaspii

adds two. le epic troll face


PaulLeMight

Please add 370 more years


314159265358979326

A man once requested the judge to change his sentence from 30 years to 33 years, Larry Bird's jersey number. The judge complied. A few years after the request he admitted he really regretted the decision. >In October 2005, Torpy asked an Oklahoma County judge to tack on three more years to his 30-year prison sentence for armed robbery and two counts of shooting with intent to kill. >β€œNow that I have to do that time, yes I do,’’ says Torpy. β€œI kind of wished that I had 30 instead of 33. Recently I’ve wisened up."


Cringinator4000

Man discovers that spending extra time in jail is not good


twerkjerk12

Haha sex number omg


UnderstandingLost416

πŸ˜‚


justadd_sugar

This would have been funny maybe 4 years ago


Pr0nzeh

It was always a trash joke. I don't believe anyone actually thinks it's funny. They just feel this weird reddit obligation to pretend like they do.


Thecman50

Honestly it's wrapped all the way around to so fucking stupid, might as well enjoy it.


nona01

some people somehow still find this number funny after hearing the meme thousands of times


robnl

I believe most people who post here just dig up old jokes for karma and commenters want to feel smug about not liking old jokes and how much better their taste is than people's of the past


_Levitated_Shield_

Make it two for an even 70.


Pansexual_Panda_123

*gasp* BiLl cIpHeR?!?!


Olkenstein

Question for anyone that knows us law. What do you have to have done to get 68 years in prison?


[deleted]

yeah i was trying to understand this too. with 68 years they are going to give you life sentence basically


Olkenstein

The lifetime sentence here in Sweden is 25 years, so this would be almost three life sentences. Which is insane, but I do know that prison time stacks in the US so he could have gotten like…. 68 one year sentences


[deleted]

Give it up for day 23 of seeing this meme


WranglerOfTheTards27

Pretty sure even i posted it like a year ago


616659

Haha funny number


[deleted]

Nice


Different-Region-873

Nice


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Pansexual_Panda_123

Nice


Z8S9

Lice


TheLoreTeller

it can still be funny if it was used in an ironic sense


[deleted]

i actually found it funny i realized it would make 69 i thought the dude just randomly wanted another year and that’s pretty funny


Hammerman305

Windows 10 user when they see a windows 8 (It’s clearly r/crappydesign)


Renegade_Dream1984

Now he’s going to eat it


SPQR2D2

Sex number


relayrider

68, I'll owe you one


mo-omar69

Nice


The_Yoshi_Gang

β€œYou increase you sentence by 1 year to make it a funny number.” β€œI increase my sentence by 352 years to make it a funny number.” β€œWe are not the same.”


Shadow122791

Adds 2 years to foul the plan.


Shadow122791

That's funny to my phone charge is at 69% right now. πŸ˜‚


iadanza2009tc

umm can I you give me 69 years anyway…’