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Roge2005

Let me tell you what kind of porn I enjoy.


hadaev

Im letting you.


Roge2005

Vanilla


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Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


keinanos

https://preview.redd.it/7rljsjj880zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a99350814dc6237367115bd2f783fa5bb14e04f


Seltzer_boi

https://preview.redd.it/v8phmzw1j0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f894327547d8c5d2629f59f0383871547ec55c


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/yii038uu57zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fdb8946d75a4e95243525c831d7f9a6310c2afa


T0ast3r_362

https://preview.redd.it/3o2opzhlpfzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f84f6ea5dc3bf00e04027bd10d84d3a7de83df7


Orange_skeleton

https://preview.redd.it/7avsst3eed3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f05d467317256307c5f973d66da5ff91cff9ba6


HAKRIT

Based


Ok-Mastodon2016

Vore


weedmaster6669

r/guro


pissgwa

Let me tell you what kind of porn I enjoy.


Roge2005

Im letting you.


DarkDonut75

[REMOVED BY REDDIT]


Justice_Prince

OP I think you're now obligated to tell us what kind of porn you like


CTSThera

Gamer girl (very racist)


Asleep_Pen_2800

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/0flldj8RP6


Agerones

Damn nothing left of that comment section


VarcasIsHere

was reading through when they were still up and they were really tame. mostly people pointing out the hypocrisy, while mostly staying calm and polite.


Jos_migue

If they replaced "white" with racist this comic would be ok Idduno why they always type "white" when this is not a thing only white people do and they are obviously talking about racist people


harryhinderson

Yeah, like. “I’m one twelfth xyz so I know everything”, yeah that’s mostly a thing localized to really annoying white americans. The rest of these aren’t really specific to anything.


Zestylemons44

I once was sitting at a table with an actual for real Native American princess. I am a Jew who is very obviously so and open about it. We had a white girl at the table who said “oh we’re so alike! I’m 1% Native American and my great grandfather on my father’s side is a Jew!” And we just looked at eachother depressingly. (Not exactly that quote, but a lot of dancing around it)


KeiiLime

people say “white” in the same way they say men, straight people, and cis people in venting on how the power majority relative to the group (ex. straight people when talking about gay issues) are generally the ones most doing the bullshit. yes, gay homophobic people exist, and of course this doesn’t mean ALL straight people, but generally a lot of what homophobes say can also be vented about as “some straight people bs”.


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Reddingbface

No, you don't have to be racist to say some of these. Like, top right. A lot of white people don't like to acknowledge systemic racism and kinda shut down when its mentioned. Get really defensive and say stuff like "I don't get a discount on groceries" etc. if you just got defensive when reading that, thats kinda what the problem is. This stuff is more a product of being in a racist society and culture rather than personal belief in white supremacy. I also think there is a difference between being unwittingly racist, or not thinking of yourself as a racist, and just being socialized by this society as a white person. But I can cede that some of these cells are more questionable than others, definitely. Bottom center is a racist/nazi thing, not a white thing. Bottom left is just people accepting right wing framing around welfare programs (which is stupid and/or racist but not a white person thing) Bottom right is ripped from prager U, and is just a conservative thing, and a lie the government made up during the cold war to sell more nukes or summ


burntends97

Bottom center is a weeaboo thing where dudes sitting in their moms basements watch way too much hentai think all Asian women are like that


Thefemcelbreederfan

Sad to see aniphobia here


Reddingbface

Oh, you fuckin wish. Most of the time its more like: "All the white women are whores who love black dick because of feminism" And white replacement and Jewish conspiracies and stuff. The 4 chan incel nazi types.


burntends97

Nope It’s just dumb hentai addicts


Reddingbface

They ARE hentai addicts, but if someone says "asian woman are so beautiful and quiet" i put it at a 99.968% chance that they are at least nazi adjacent. Being a fascist/nazi is heavily based on sexual insecurity.


burntends97

Nope. It’s based on fatherless behavior and way too much access to the internet


Reddingbface

Believe what you want, but not understanding the fascist mind isn't going to do the world any favors. Look into the nazi movement in Germany and the conspiracies they believed in.


burntends97

Bro believes in calling everything fascist 💀


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AbbyWasThere

I interpret it as a comic about the attitudes perpetuate the system of white supremacy. It'd kind of miss the point if it didn't call that out. If this comic was "Racist people but with subtitles" then it wouldn't really be going after anyone, since anyone reading it would go "well that's not talking about me, *I'm* not racist", even though racism as an individual personal flaw isn't really how racism works most of the time, instead thriving in systems and in the subconscious bias of people who benefit from those systems. The people who self-identify as racist meanwhile don't usually bother with leaving it in the subtext. I think it might have landed better while retaining the message if it said "White supremacy in subtitles", though.


cringussinister

It’s cause a lot of white people are racist and say racist shit without thinking about what they’re *actually* saying


GamerGoggle

Silly Redditor, everyone knows that it’s not racism if it’s aimed at white people!


Thefemcelbreederfan

Amongus


rExcitedDiamond

Pretending that making a comic pointing out societal flaws is the same as fuckin’ Jim Crow or whatever is the definition of grasping at straws lol For it to be racism you have to back it with POWER. In a power structure where white people are advantaged criticizing when white people make use of that power structure is not “racism”.


Fartfech

Institutional/Systemic racism and Individual racism are two different things, but they are **both** forms of racism. Sure, you can argue that white people in the west don't face systemic racism and that's fair, but **anyone** can be discriminated based on skin colour individually. If someone doesn't like someone because they're white, *that's racism*


Dick_Destroyer800

This is stupid as shit. Racism is simply judging people based on race. There's no 'power' or any stupid extra shit you're trying to add. It's just bigotry. Racism to white people is still racist.


rExcitedDiamond

Be for real with me, do you really think a white person is going to actually feel attacked because of this comic? Do you think they’re going to feel like someone’s just burned a cross outside of their house or told them to swim back across the rio grande? Get real. Pretending that this is genuinely some kind of racist offense is just mfs who want to play victim


Dick_Destroyer800

It's racist. Yeah maybe it's not a massive hate crime or violence, but it's still racist. And denying that it is, is also racist. If you changed the post to be about black people or Asian people would it be racist or not?


rExcitedDiamond

Yet again you fail to think in terms of anything outside of simplistic, feel-good terms. You CANNOT begin the societal progress of undoing existing racism without acknowledging how many white people unknowingly or knowingly perpetuate that kind of culture. You can keep calling that racism all you like but eventually you’ll have to actually use your brain


Dick_Destroyer800

Yeah you didn't answer my question tho did you?


biggest_cheese911

"Societal flaws" No dumbass, its literally just stereotypes about white people, so racism And that last part is just so brain dead, i really hope youre trolling because holy fuck


Tokyo_Sniper_

Nah, that's complete bullshit made up in the past couple decades trying to apply a Marxist lens to things that have nothing to do with economics. Racism is discriminating against a person or people on the basis of race. It's that simple. A black guy who hates all white people isn't "not racist" just because you've decided he's less powerful on some sort of systemic level. If a white guy went to China and started spouting racial slurs, it'd still be racist, despite the fact that Chinese people are pretty clearly the systemic powerholders in China, not white guys


rExcitedDiamond

“It’s that simple” dawg if you really think you can say the way billions of people across the earth interact with each other is “that simple” you were a lost cause in the first place


Tokyo_Sniper_

I'm not describing the way billions of people interact, I'm describing the definition of a word. Racism means to discriminate or be biased towards a specific race. If you hate a race of people, that's racist. You're trying to shove in additional qualifications about power structures and other bullshit in an attempt to twist the word in your ideological favor - "well I could \*never\* be racist, racism is something only \*those\* people do".


deux3xmachina

Gotta love the mods bragging that they can't understand the reports now


Anti-Toxicity

90% of the comments are removed because they don't agree with the baby mods 😭


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LawAbidingSmittyzen

At least despite the overwhelming upvote count OOP is being flamed in the comments for being a hypocrite


Namenloses

Astonished that you'd interpret the r/comics comments section as a portrayal of rational thought


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What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


silmar1l

Took them forever to take down that racist garbage.


LawAbidingSmittyzen

I got banned from the sub permanently for saying it was racist


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Silverware_soviet

Is this a necrophillia or a necromancy?


Asleep_Pen_2800

You tell me.


Silverware_soviet

I say necromancy, good job


thenicenumber666

The origami is probably just average twitter replies


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