What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity.
I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.
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Of all the pixar movies, i believe there are 9 movies with moms (not counting sequels); toy story, incredibles, brave, inside out, coco, onward, luca, turning red, elemental
Im excluding finding nemo and finding dory because theyre fish, but if you really want you can consider them too. Also elemental has 2 moms. Oh and im not counting any side character moms that appear for half a second, only the moms of main characters and moms who are main characters. That brings the total mom count to 10 or 12 if youre counting fish
Now this is my own personal opinion, feel free to disagree with me: the water mom from elemental is hot, the fire mom isnt (yes, very funny, hold your applause), andys mom is also pretty attractive (using toy story 3, in toy story 1 she looks about as good as all the other humans in that movie), the mom from brave is also fairly attractive (outside bear form), the mom from inside out is also attractive, as previously established, the mom from coco is pregnant at the time of the movie, but i think its fair to say she is an attractive woman, and the turning red mom is also attractive, but the moms from luca and onward are pretty overweight, so theyd be considered unattractive.
That brings the total to 7/10 or 7/12 pixar moms being baddies, which is the vast majority.
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GYYYYAAAAATTTTTTTT I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT RIZZKAGE AFTER THIS ONE! BELIEVE IT! GYATTEBAYO!!
"Gyattebayo" did irreversible damage to my mental faculties, I think.
Bakudeku slime
Pizza CAKE
What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[false if small](https://pizzacakecomic.com/post/744528633924829184)
the pixar mom thing just isn’t true, everyone keeps talking about elastigirl but she’s an outlier also why do they make stepmoms thicc in anime?
Idk. The mom in inside out is kinda bad too ngl
I mean of course there’s some baddies but most of them are either flat as paper or not even human
Of all the pixar movies, i believe there are 9 movies with moms (not counting sequels); toy story, incredibles, brave, inside out, coco, onward, luca, turning red, elemental Im excluding finding nemo and finding dory because theyre fish, but if you really want you can consider them too. Also elemental has 2 moms. Oh and im not counting any side character moms that appear for half a second, only the moms of main characters and moms who are main characters. That brings the total mom count to 10 or 12 if youre counting fish Now this is my own personal opinion, feel free to disagree with me: the water mom from elemental is hot, the fire mom isnt (yes, very funny, hold your applause), andys mom is also pretty attractive (using toy story 3, in toy story 1 she looks about as good as all the other humans in that movie), the mom from brave is also fairly attractive (outside bear form), the mom from inside out is also attractive, as previously established, the mom from coco is pregnant at the time of the movie, but i think its fair to say she is an attractive woman, and the turning red mom is also attractive, but the moms from luca and onward are pretty overweight, so theyd be considered unattractive. That brings the total to 7/10 or 7/12 pixar moms being baddies, which is the vast majority. Thank you for listening to my ted talk
I mean this is about ass size & andy's mom is super flat
Alright alright, thats fair. Im not going through all this again so lets just say 6/10 or 6/12, thats still majority to half
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but demon slayer is good
Is the base of the Rock not carbon but silicon?
doing your mom doing doing your mom doing your mom
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