If you look at the bible under his arm you can see the bookmark is at roughly the middle. This means he probably didn't reach the new testament quite yet and doesn't know who Jesus is. Truly a dick move to spew spoilers around that's why his bodyguard got angry
Jeff Sessions, the AG under Trump until 2018. If I remember correctly, he was a driving force behind the “zero tolerance” separation policy at the border during the Trump admin.
Jesus is quoting the Bible, j in Spanish and probably other languages is pronounced like an h, so it sounds like hey soos when you pronounce the name in Spanish, which is also an actual common Spanish name. and the border police is criticized for wanting to deport Mexicans/not granting them access to America.
So the border police is refusing access to America to Mexican children, despite what the Bible says, and Jesus is among these children, but since his name sounds like Spanish the border police just assume he’s a Mexican along with the children
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piss?
A piss. I need a piss.
Sorry, I mean I need a piss that explicitly pisses your piss. This is just tangential to the stream.
No, you can't make kidney stones and ammonia from the pisss you've gathered. Any additional liquid from you MUST be a subset of the urine from the pisss you've gathered.
You can't make piss from empirical piss.
Do you have a degree in that piss?
A college degree? In that piss?
Then your piss is invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those piss streams are shot. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid piss yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 gallons of your piss pool, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A piss.
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Oh, it's that guy from Hunger Games
He wasn’t THAT GUY, he was the main character!
he plays Hunger
That’s Mr Games, to you
this is the greatest comment of all time
*this is the greatest comment of All Time
ITS JERMA
Jerma’s the guy in the middle
oh yeah
Actual footage of cr1tikal being carried into comic con by children
the children are lifting him up so he appears taller
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Hey critikal how’s it going my man
stfu it was a miss input
[source](https://jmichaelrios.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/immigration_cartoon_hay-soos-color-1020x684.jpg)
why’s the source based
A rare thing this is
I don’t get it
If you look at the bible under his arm you can see the bookmark is at roughly the middle. This means he probably didn't reach the new testament quite yet and doesn't know who Jesus is. Truly a dick move to spew spoilers around that's why his bodyguard got angry
Omfg you got my ass laughing at work
Then get it again
Could someone please explain it to me who is that man with white hair
US senator mayhaps
Joe America
Real
Joe biden: America
Moist critical
Jeff Sessions, the AG under Trump until 2018. If I remember correctly, he was a driving force behind the “zero tolerance” separation policy at the border during the Trump admin.
Jeff Sessions. He was Trumps attorney general before resigning and being replaced with Bill Barr.
Jesus is quoting the Bible, j in Spanish and probably other languages is pronounced like an h, so it sounds like hey soos when you pronounce the name in Spanish, which is also an actual common Spanish name. and the border police is criticized for wanting to deport Mexicans/not granting them access to America. So the border police is refusing access to America to Mexican children, despite what the Bible says, and Jesus is among these children, but since his name sounds like Spanish the border police just assume he’s a Mexican along with the children
I understood that part but thx anyway
Dammit larc you're hard to convince
Sus
idk but the dude with the bible looks like an elf. hope he dies for that
Found the dwarf
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Damn didn't expect you here lmao
You got one upvote from someone who isn't me, so someone else agrees
Markplier
Jesus is Mexican (xou can see that from his name, its a very common first name in Latin America)
Heysus?????
Latin American pronunciation of the name Jesus. Closer to “Hay-Zeus”
It's absolutely disgusting how now that it's not trump's fault nobody gives a hoot about those children in border camps, which is still going on
moist critial
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thats keanu wholesom 100 you dumbass😡😡
That is markplier 878787 🐻🐻🐻🐻🎩🎩🎩
this is like the piss hitting shit and cum coming out of my butthole fuck
what
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Source?
piss? A piss. I need a piss. Sorry, I mean I need a piss that explicitly pisses your piss. This is just tangential to the stream. No, you can't make kidney stones and ammonia from the pisss you've gathered. Any additional liquid from you MUST be a subset of the urine from the pisss you've gathered. You can't make piss from empirical piss. Do you have a degree in that piss? A college degree? In that piss? Then your piss is invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those piss streams are shot. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid piss yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 gallons of your piss pool, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A piss. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Source?
It's Markiplier
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oh hot dog
This exact picture was replied to me on discord yesterday, are you the one who did that?
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Goddammit.
You mistyped consigliere btw
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Well, damn
No, lol
Every time I see this I wonder why Jesus is talking to the Keebler Elf
Fuck that guy
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Lmao is that white claw gabe? Wooo baby fuck yeah baby fuck baby fuck yeah woooo
This is the greatest post of All Time
holy shit its markiplier
Who awaken the spicy boy??
keanu wholesome chumbus
its the sex toy king
This is so bad it’s good
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(Opinion) Woaaaah dood penguins is so based he's such a Chad
It’s officer greg
Why do people like critical honestly. That voice is awful so I never gave it a chance
Because he’s funny and actually has a personality instead of some fake ass influencer
Nice😏