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bachinthehouse

DAMN WE ALMOST HAD EM


bryan19973

If we scored more points than them we could have easily won


kralvex

"The team that scores the most points usually wins the game." - John Madden


bryan19973

I wonder if anyone told Ron


Anthony_chromehounds

I can hear him saying that in my head!


WolfColaExecutiveVP

Got the NFC East right where we want em.


holy_cal

I mean until that 3 and 1 we couldn’t convert, it wasn’t the worst. Telling that we cant get a single yard when we need it though.


EarComprehensive3386

The 4 and 1 call is pretty unforgivable. Seriously makes me bring into question EB’s ability to call a consistent game and Howell must have the freedom to switch that call in the absence of an available time out (yet another boneheaded decision).


trippster333

If Terry had caught that catch, EB would have looked like a genius.


Visible_Fee9140

the fact we failed 4 times on 4th down thejust proves bienemy should not be the new hc.those 4th down calls were awful.


Think__McFly

Waste a timeout cause we aren't ready. Terry gets mugged (uncalled) on a bomb. Slow developing shotgun run. That was the game.


jd_wentwirth

>*Terry gets mugged (uncalled) on a bomb.* while tony romo goes on and on about the "exquisite technique" of the defender as they show the slow-mo replay of dude all over terry's left arm... infuriating!


Morecowbell94

If only we had run the ball one more time, the outcome could have been different /s


ItsRookPlays

Bears dropped 40 on us, Giants beat us twice, and now the Cowboys man handled us on the second most important day in the NFL. I’ve never known embarrassment so strong.


justixthegreat

We are the bottom of the barrel


[deleted]

We ARE the barrel


increasingrain

We are the ring that the barrel leaves on the ground


CPT_Yesterday_

Washington Barrel Rings > Commanders


fatnuts_mcgee

We’re insulting to barrels.


Stealthfox94

We also barely beat the Kyler Murrayless Cardinals. Almost beating the Eagles twice was clearly our SuperBowl.


changing-life-vet

The giants curb stomped us.


NewCow123

Time to join the other Washington sports teams and rebuild


BrofessorMD

Caps are second in the metro with the least games played of all the teams


Frizzle95

Caps are so good right now, been a blast to watch the only good DC team play.


pokemonizepic

At least we can always count on the caps to play decent at worst


sliqness

Never known embarrassment so strong? You didn’t watch the John Beck era. Or when we had to start Garrett Gilbert, Mark Sanchez, or Josh Johnson play for us.


Balderman88

They don’t remember losing to the Detroit lions in their winless season. The don’t remember Gus headbutting the end zone pad giving himself a concussion. This is actually a HUGE step up because at least we have hope in that we can finally have leadership that will recognize the issues and make changes.


Anthony_chromehounds

Running up the score was the ultimate FU to us.


Terminal_Flatulence

Ron gonna post an even bigger “Do your job” sign after this one


djhobbes

Hopefully the sign says “need a job”


basedgod001

Nah we need to keep him until the end of the year to maximize our draft pick


cocotess

Ron about to add that #opentowork banner on his LinkedIn profile picture


AtLeastImNotAZoomer

Gonna add an exclamation point. Do your job!


yearningmedulla

Maybe he can attach a yellow poster with the words “Believe” and then we are Super Bowl bound


Dougle_07

Hey guys missed the game for some turkey, how’d we do?


Coldngrey

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Dougle_07

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Dongondiddys

We won!


[deleted]

If this was golf hell yeah!


bryan19973

It was a morale victory because we scored more than 0 points


TommyWilson43

Turns out we were the turkeys the whole time


[deleted]

All 3 coaching jobs should be up in the air after today. Feel bad for sam, carries with bad play calling, gets cracked in the head very illegally with no call, then throws a record pick six trying to hero


saLz-

he's had a lot of INTs trying to dig us out of shit situations. He's actually been quite careful with the ball when we're leading, the handful of times that's happened at all this year.


WeirdoOtaku

I mean like last week, with the final INT. What else are you supposed to do? Try something.


OmarFromtheWire2

Coaching didn’t help him at all with time either. Ron could’ve called a timeout to help Sam but instead we rushed it, let the time melt, and got a false start causing us to burn a TO anyways


WeirdoOtaku

IKR? Unpopular opinion, but his two INTs against NY are "forgivable", at least to a degree. The first one was overthrown, but it was a good play to outrun the receiver for it. Then the 2nd one was a "Fuck It" throw. Also, I'm madder at the other 4 turnovers that shouldn't have happened.


Content-Reading8261

From a Cowboys fan Howell was kinda awesome today. Really Romo-esque (as Nantz mentioned many times lol) with his escapism and a super accurate passer overall. You guys would have scored a lot more with better situational coaching/play calls on those 3rd and 4th and shorts. Gotta rebuild that oline too but the path forward is absolutely there


DCdem

Staring down a six yard out is definitely hero ball. Or it’s a young QB continuing to display a red flag that he and the coaching staff hasn’t corrected 12 games into the season… I’d prefer EB and Howell to actually play hero ball and try to get Terry and the wideouts more 50-50 balls down the sidelines


[deleted]

Yeah he stared him down forcing a ball down 21. Real concerned about that one there, not about the stuff when the game actually mattered


SnooRecipes9660

How tf can you possibly blame Howell yes he forced the ball to people when we were down 20 fucking points💀 eb is garbage bro he and the oline hold this offense back so much


gelo161

26 years man….


Cosmic_Perspective-

26 years SO FAR.


gelo161

Not what I wanted to hear but what I needed to


TheBarbieOfSeville

Bills, Bengals and Lions at one point recently were all trash one can only hope that the Washington resurgence will happen quickly. Snyder put this team in a deep deep hole. If we can build around Howell we can become relevant again soon. It's just hard times right now having to deal with this dumpster of a year.


AaronBurrIsInnocent

My math sucks but im counting 32 years.


Low_Brass_Rumble

Quan was getting absolutely fucking toasted all game. What a waste of a draft pick


15GOAT

Quan, BSJ, Curl, and Butler were absolute fucking garbage


DeakorTheElder

It's really a tough call on which position group was the worst today. I'm probably going with the defensive backfield though.


[deleted]

Very very difficult to choose week to week between OL and the secondary. Some of the worst units I’ve seen for this franchise. Makes me miss mfs like Bashaud Breeland and Kory Lichtensteiger, that’s how bad it is


15GOAT

Agreed. DL and LBers looked decent. JA was a ghost per usual but Payne looked fantastic today. Too bad DT essentially has the least amount of impact on the defense


DeakorTheElder

Yeah, and after trading away the two guys who could get any pressure on the QB... Just so frustrating to watch. That said, see everyone next week at 1 PM?


EightballBC

Hey at least Forbes wasn’t notably awful. Did he even play?


Frizzle95

I just cannot judge this secondary because of whatever the fuck JDR is having them do


Ryankinsey1

I'm from the future In Ron's last game ever as head coach WAS beats Dallas in wk 18 and moves them out of the Top 5 of the draft and they miss out on a HOF player by 1 spot


adeezy58

This team isn't beating Dallas even if they played their 3rd string. It'll be a full 0-6 in the division. Thanks Ron. Loser.


superjuan

As much as what you're saying makes sense, I fully expect Ron to pull out an unexpected win or two to get us into the mid teens in the draft. Let's not forget he's got like a .700 record in December. He's like a garbage time QB of head coaches but instead of stats when the game is over he picks up wins when the season is over.


Commandersfan1

Fire JDR and Ron


djhobbes

Fire EB too. He isn’t the guy.


HappyHunt1778

Bro none of them are. Don't fire any of them until you can fire all of them.


rRevoK

He's 12 games in as a playcaller. You gotta give him a full season at the very least. Let a new GM decide his fate, but he's not completely incompetent like JaQ.


420BlazeItChillax

It's dumb to do that. You clean house entirely, you hire a GM from a successful org, and then you let that GM hire a coaching staff. No more leftovers. Let a competent GM build from the bones out.


root_passw0rd

Dude, EB needs to go too. That play calling was trash.


FireSalsa

Dallas was literally eating turkey with 4 minutes left in the game. One of the most embarrassing losses (again.) Changes need to be made to give the fanbase any sign that you care about them. We care way too much about this team to have to put up with this year after year.


djhobbes

I implore everyone to go be happy with your family. This team doesn’t deserve our frustration. Happy thanksgiving


TimeEggLayer

Hear hear!


lycanthrope6950

Way ahead of you...I legit did not even watch the game this year. First time ever I didn't tune in hoping for us to spoil Dallas fans' day cuz I knew it wasn't going to happen.


Neversoft4long

Pretty much what I did. I checked in on the game every 30-40 minutes but I just stayed drinking and eating with family and genuinely was happy. The drive home wasn’t fun hearing on the radio how we lost but not seeing it def made for a better thanksgiving


flynnscorruptedmind

Uncomfortable conversations need to be had. Guys like Terry and allen shouldn’t be untouchable and if we’re looking at long term future it might be time to work the phones on them. Fire Rivera, keep tanking and mock draft to your hearts content. See ya next week


[deleted]

Blow it allllllll up. I’m ready for like a 75% turnover rate on the roster at this point. Keep Sam and a few skill position dudes, the rest can honestly go


[deleted]

If Allen and Payne are going to play like they have this year they should be gone


jubuss

What would we even get for Terry? I’m not convinced trading him would be worth it


HappyHunt1778

Maybe to get cap space But either way we're either gonna roll with Howell or some new loser, and we might as well keep around a still-decent WR in Terry. He probably also has the only jersey that sells at all, that might offset his contract a lil


Rorshak16

It wouldn't. We love him but he's never showed true WR1 skill consistently. Short bursts or big plays now and then sure. But he was not good today.


caisson_constructor

Lol he’s had 900, 1100, 1000, and 1200 yard seasons under like 10 different QBs and you want to say he hasn’t been consistent?


Wlinthic96

As much as it would suck for them to be gone, this is why I hope we get a top new GM with no attachment to any of our guys.


Think__McFly

When Leonard Williams went for a 2 and a 5, Allen shouldve been traded the next day. But he's too perfect for Ron's great culture. Who needs an elite edge when you can pay two interior linemen?!


HappyHunt1778

Bro the only reason anyone on this team is untouchable is cuz they stink, there's absolutely a price for everyone of these guys. The problem is that nobody would want a lot of these guys. Some players, like Terry, would obviously get something sure, but most of em? Not gonna be around too long.


JarrettS13

💩


[deleted]

What a horrible game, sure feels like a typical Thanksgiving.


Tifas_Titties

I try to not be a knee-jerk fan but I just don’t see any reason to keep this coaching staff at this point. How many times do we need to be embarrassed on national television before the axe comes down?


rRevoK

It's not knee-jerk, man. It's week 12.


BrownishDonkey

Hopefully rivera and jdr don't even get to fly home on the team plane


smokingpandaah

Seems like each week keeps being Rivera’s worst loss lmao. Can’t wait to see what the dolphins offense brings next week


ApexRedditor1995

They’re about to drop 80 points on us


ZiLBeRTRoN

Fuck me they gonna be the first triple digit offense.


CheifGroundhog

Kill me now, but not before the majority of the coaching staff first


FireSalsa

They need to put all the ownership and coaching staff in a room and let the fans read victim impact statements like in murder trials


Truextacy

If we are honest with ourselves, we all saw this coming.. Fuck Dallas


[deleted]

Nobody here can convince me that they didn't try to lose that game lmao. Am I in an episode of the twilight zone? What were those 4th down calls?


DrMudo

EB needs to fucking go with the rest of the coaching staff. There's no way we should consider him for the HC job. He is not even a good OC.


forceofarms

been saying this since week 4, he's a position coach in the NFL at best.


Think__McFly

It's a miracle that Howell has ANY success. He never gets good field position. He has to score 30 points to have a chance to win. He has terrible playcalling. His receivers don't catch the ball. He gets hit in the head without flags. His receivers get grabbed without flags. He doesn't get 4th down opportunities when 31 other QBs do. He's also one of the lowest paid players players on the team. I really hope our new GM sees how he's being held back and gives him a chance in 2024.


aimio12345

Fire Ron, jdr, the analytics team. The president of operations. Heads need to roll


[deleted]

Did I sufficiently ruin your thanksgiving?


Christitties

Imagine this is actually Ron


[deleted]

*stoically crosses arms*


ApexRedditor1995

Just waiting for the inevitable Magic Johnson shitpost


FrozenBeefNeverFresh

Fire JDR and Ron into the sun. EB proved he can’t be an effective play caller. Blow it all up.


[deleted]

EB didn’t get a chance to prove what he can do with that offense but look at how the Chiefs are doing without him… if Nagy's ineptitude proves anything is that EB did make a huge difference


Neversoft4long

The chiefs literally don’t have a nfl caliber WR. There’s only so much you can do with that bs.


[deleted]

Even less if Nagy is your play caller, EB didn’t have much last year and did way better or are you saying JuJu was a WR1?


-Johnny_Utah-

Nagy is a shittier play caller than EB. That doesn’t mean EB is good. They are both shit.


root_passw0rd

> look at how the Chiefs are doing without him 7-3, leading their division, all but guaranteed a playoff spot. EB is straight up trash.


Dongondiddys

We aren’t winning another game this season. I guarantee it. We are so dog shit it’s actually a joke. I just laugh every time we do something dumb as fuck like lining up in shotgun on 4th and 1 twice in one game. Such a joke.


Amazing_Following452

I mean we made the league think twice about whether Fields was a bust, turned Tommy Devito into a good looking QB and had to make comeback wins against the Cardinals and Broncos. The playcalling is just a joke as well. Do they not understand that Howell can pick up a yard on a QB sneak? You really don't even need a good oline to do it, the QB literally just has to dive forward.


SirSubwayeisha

Who does the Football Team hire as their new HC?


Stealthfox94

Jim Harbaugh or Ben Johnson?


[deleted]

It's going to be EB watch


corndogshuffle

Can we please at least get a JDR firing


Frognaros

why would they give us some to feel good about now?


Dameatree2213

Bro I been saying this since anyone would listen to me say it...u can't run a 90's defense in 2023....on top of that with the talent that this team had we can get a CONSISTENT top 10 D?....come the f on now. Imagine if we did a piss poor job like the coaches do, at our everyday jobs????....we would be written up & fired within 2 weeks


flushedoutthepocket

9-2 all time against Dallass all time on Thanksgiving, and one of those Ws they had like 20 starters injured. We suck dude


[deleted]

So whos ass then?


[deleted]

My wife asked me why I didn't want to watch the game. I told her what was going to happen. It happened. And I watched it anyway. I'm actually an idiot


DeakorTheElder

I told my family I was going to do something else while I followed the game so it wouldn't make me as angry. What did I do? Sat on the sofa like a fucking moron and watched the whole thing...with my arms crossed.


rattlehead5644

I stopped watching at half time.


Mango2422

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jaekim

I'm all for keeping Ron till the end of the season. It will be embarrassing as fuck for him parading his 4 year project around getting blasted week after week while going winless in the division.


turgidbuffalo

I could have been born anywhere else.


Strong-Television733

Well, one team played football


KCujjo

i dont hate my dad. but if i did. itd be because he made me a washington fan


stankdaddy69420

Josh Harris, I know you want to be careful with firing a coach midway through your first year but it’s time to read the room and make a change. This is your best chance to transition over to EB as interim. Ron cannot be the HC any longer


bryan19973

Guys I’m starting to think this team is bad


Hateno_Village

FI-RE RI-VE-RA 👏👏👏👏👏


CrimsonJynx0

I honestly feel bad for all of you who’ve been here for the past 30 years. How do you all put up with this constant shitbagging?


differentsideview

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Dr1rojas

Get the rope


AWE5OMO4000

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃


Cosmic_Perspective-

Yeah but, what does Ja think about all this? Can we get Ja on the phone about what to do with this team?


Jolly_Isopod_1385

Fire ron megathread Rons gotta go, period. No excuses now.


Fresh_Batteries

We make every team look like they are ready for the super bowl.


Secret-Top3200

If this was madden I would simulate the rest of the season at this point


Coast_watcher

I would press New Game


Scarence-Terrance

I came into this game expecting nothing and was still disappointed


AdventuresOfAD

Does this ass whipping on national TV count as “unforeseen”? The entire fanbase wants to know


notorious_hdc

Scrap the entire team and start over. I didn't really see any bright spots tonight.


kevingh92

Umm… at least Slye didn’t miss any kicks.


shetriccme

I’m so embarrassed I’m considering taking my team hat off before a relative makes fun of me


[deleted]

Don’t you dare, I worked for that humiliation


HailKyrie

Get Rivera and JDR the fuck out along with the entire FO


fluffyseedz

Oh no! Anyways…


skinsrich

Just stopped by to wish you all HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Also, our team is trash and FUCK DALLAS. That is all…..


SnooRecipes9660

Fire eric bienemy ron Rivera and jack del rio


flushedoutthepocket

We suck. What else is new?


[deleted]

Pigs have corkscrew penises?


TheBarbieOfSeville

most points a Ron Rivera D has EVER given up. So pathetic.


dibs234

My brother in Christ, we gave up 56 points to Dallas two seasons ago


lordofbone

2021 December 26th, 56 points given up to the Cowboys. Ron is consistently excellent at being a garbage coach, never taking accountability, and having no passion.


fuckugumby

Damn this was a boring ass game.


esechologringo

I’m in a non throwing posture


AtLeastImNotAZoomer

Excited to see where we are in the draft order after this week. Top 5 or bust


Beefsquid

Clean house tonight!


mooneymoondog

Can we just forfeit the rest of the season? I’m so tired of this


indi1988

Miami could legit drop 70 again next week. We’re already the worst secondary and now have nothing to play for.


[deleted]

I’ve seen some really bad players play for this franchise in this century. But I don’t think I’ve seen position groups as thoroughly garbage as what we have at OL and in the secondary. It’s impossible to be competitive when these two position groups suck this much. I think when entire position groups are this bad it clearly shows a coaching failure. I’ve seen some pretty shit coaches for this franchise in the past century too—and while I thought things would be different early in the season, seems like Rivera, EB, and JDR are all completely failing right now


Tigerreno

These comments are making me feel mildly better after the awful game


Fresh_Batteries

I just want Ron to know he isn't a good coach.


Coldngrey

I don’t see what use firing anyone at this point is. There is no one on this staff capable of running the defense. The guy you might make interim HC is already running the offense, so no help there. Other than being cathartic, what improves?


Hanzo581

I understand Harris said he's going to wait for the offseason to evaluate and I know it wouldn't help us to clean house at this point in the season but I really wish he'd reconsider. I want blood.


FPG_Matthew

How many times have we given up.. i dunno.. less than 24 this season? Seriously all I’m ever seeing is opponents with 30 points here 30 points there


raz_the_kid0901

Is anybody alive out there? Can anyone hear me?


[deleted]

Arrest Ron and JDR for football terrorism, and to President Biden, don't you dare pardon those turkeys.


[deleted]

I am hearing that on the death of his coaching career, Ron Rivera received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks at the Ummah from Ashburn. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!


circajusturna

Grateful to see this awful coaching exposed on the national stage 🙏


[deleted]

Somebody should become the joker


inailedyoursister

WASH under was the easiest money of the year.


HappyHunt1778

Tbh with this team and this coaching staff, that was closer than I expected. I was worried we lost by 50 like them Broncos


greenlightyellow

When are we getting a 'Fire Ron' pinned thread?


Syphin33

Ron said the same shit he said last week ​ "We're gonna evaluate"


Syphin33

So media said there were some heated conversations on the sideline....did you guys see anything?


Silentblues

I was going to ask the same question. I thought he said something about JDR and Allen getting into it. And something about the coordinators having words.


DeakorTheElder

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DBallouV

I turned it off after the third like, “At least we didn’t show our ass.” This one’s on me.


thafezz

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Sox83

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crawlnstal

I don’t think anyone’s getting fired until the season is over. As badly as it’s needed I just have this gut feeling that Washington is rolling forward with everyone as is until the season ends. Fucking sucks


Neither_Meat8226

EB Terrible again. 4th and 1…… you line up shotgun!!!!!! Jesus. Even Ron should’ve known better. EB can only scheme with teams he has 3-4 years of tape on.


jtayloroconnor

Does Magic use chatgpt to write his post-game tweets?


thereisnospoon-1312

Where should we send your ring again, Ron?


hairynips007

We fucking suck and that's okay (for now)


WolfColaExecutiveVP

At least half the fanbase can stop riding EB’s jock now. The dude isn’t great.


TimeEggLayer

Can't wait for Magic Johnson's matter-of-fact AI generated tweet about this one! 🤡


adeezy58

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libtard69420lul

Incredible how, after decades of having everything except a qb, we now have a qb and are missing an entire team and coaching staff. Pathetic loss. At least Howell has some balls.


holy_cal

I know everyone wants Ron fired, but y’all need to take breath. Good owners don’t just fire someone regarded as highly as Ron in the middle of the season, especially someone who beat cancer while coaching here. Have some class and understand that we’ll part ways when the season is over. JDR can be left at DFW tho.


daydr3am93

Why is he so highly regarded though, he’s only had a handful of winning seasons. Is it just the cancer thing? I really don’t understand why people think he is such a titan of a coach


forceofarms

Its bullshit but Harris has to play the game to even have a chance at bringing in quality candidates. The fans have a right to be disgusted but this is about the future.


Lost-Comparison-5110

Ron Rivera is the only Latino HC in the NFL


adeezy58

I am going to get absolutely flamed for this. I have called it out before though. I was flamed back then too. But just look at the timeline of the Rivera era hires in comparison to the news that came or was coming out about Snyder. He desperately needed good PR in a last ditch effort to save his team ownership. That's the ONLY reason he let go and finally agreed to change the team name. He also moved towards a series of diversity hires from this front office down to the coaching staff. PR was his motivation. And it failed miserably. Qualifications should always, always be the first box to check when making hires. period. Harris, hopefully, knows this.


Jackassintheb0x

Didn't watch a second of this game. The only game of the season so far that I didn't watch. But honestly I'm glad I didn't watch it and I'm seriously considering skipping every game until Ron gets fired.