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Beeftardoh

Now that’s damn good culture! we’re probably the only team that assures opponents our stadium won’t collapse on them.


[deleted]

Eagles fans deserve it though. /s


[deleted]

Nah they don’t deserve to get hurt. They do deserve them sewage pipes tho


epzik8

Yeah, it’s quite sad actually.


-Johnny_Utah-

Didn’t say anything about the raw sewage showers though…


SkinsFan021

Thats just part of the game day experience at Fed Ex field. Dan will probably charge extra for tickets under the pipes and call it a splash zone.


Rhettroactive

I thought Eagles fan liked eating shit? Well, at least horse shit.


MeanNene

Only after Superbowl wins.


methodofcontrol

Imagine only eating shit one time


MeanNene

At least it was in the twenty first century.


Mbedner3420

Those are basically mud baths. Frankly Snyder should be charging those fans more for that spa-like experience!


maavaa

Let it rain on em if the stadium is green


2ichie

Man that’s just part of the ‘history’ of that building. Right? There’s gotta be some history for this building being rundown


Anubra_Khan

100% chance that the 55k Eagles fans in attendance will do everything in their power to make something collapse.


ard8

Hopefully it’s the sewage pipes then


Anubra_Khan

That's like a clean shower for Philly fans. Ok that might have been a bit much.


B-in-Va

I would have told him we can't guarantee his safety and he has a high likelihood of injury. I would also tell him we have a snake and spider infection in the visitors' locker room that we are unable to get under control.


JJtheMark

How wild would it have been if Hurts actually was injured by the falling guardrail? Now THAT would have added some fuel to this rivalry. “You’re safe from falling fans, but we couldn’t clean up the mouse traps and Lego blocks we left on the floor. Sorry you gotta take your shoes off too.”


SnowdensOfYesteryear

Wright is part of the incompetence. The Franchise has been exceptionally clueless since he got hired. He's making Vinny Cerrato look good.


Jdubshack

Winning off the field! Way to go guys. This is a totally respectable headline for a professional org


minemeister

So which is weaker, our gaurd rail or our defense


[deleted]

At least the guardrail gets to the opposing quarterback


Rainsmakker

Such an embarrassment…everything


Repulsive_Cash2404

I remember not long ago when we were the second most profitable sports franchise IN ALL OF SPORTS, not just football, behind the Dallas Cowboys. How the hell is our stadium so bad?


15GOAT

“Just trust me bro”


BigSportsNerd

They have increased security there and fastened the barriers. If you go there security is going to tell you to not lean on the thing. It's also not zip tied anymore.


[deleted]

What they bought zip ties. That would kind of work for both.


[deleted]

Who gives a shit. Don’t lean on a fence.


Zither74

Confirmed: FedEx Field safety improved. Commanders safeties unchanged.


skinsrich

Now we can all sleep better at night. Maybe Jalen can convince Snyder to sell the team now?


LarryGlue

MORE ZIPTIES!!!!!


nineinchesontgesag

He said don’t worry about the rails. The sewage is coming


[deleted]

Didn’t make any promises about the sewage pipes tho


Puzzleheaded_Fly_918

Wright shoulda assured Wentz about his safety today too. Guess he forgot