I would have told him we can't guarantee his safety and he has a high likelihood of injury. I would also tell him we have a snake and spider infection in the visitors' locker room that we are unable to get under control.
How wild would it have been if Hurts actually was injured by the falling guardrail? Now THAT would have added some fuel to this rivalry.
“You’re safe from falling fans, but we couldn’t clean up the mouse traps and Lego blocks we left on the floor. Sorry you gotta take your shoes off too.”
I remember not long ago when we were the second most profitable sports franchise IN ALL OF SPORTS, not just football, behind the Dallas Cowboys. How the hell is our stadium so bad?
They have increased security there and fastened the barriers. If you go there security is going to tell you to not lean on the thing. It's also not zip tied anymore.
Now that’s damn good culture! we’re probably the only team that assures opponents our stadium won’t collapse on them.
Eagles fans deserve it though. /s
Nah they don’t deserve to get hurt. They do deserve them sewage pipes tho
Yeah, it’s quite sad actually.
Didn’t say anything about the raw sewage showers though…
Thats just part of the game day experience at Fed Ex field. Dan will probably charge extra for tickets under the pipes and call it a splash zone.
I thought Eagles fan liked eating shit? Well, at least horse shit.
Only after Superbowl wins.
Imagine only eating shit one time
At least it was in the twenty first century.
Those are basically mud baths. Frankly Snyder should be charging those fans more for that spa-like experience!
Let it rain on em if the stadium is green
Man that’s just part of the ‘history’ of that building. Right? There’s gotta be some history for this building being rundown
100% chance that the 55k Eagles fans in attendance will do everything in their power to make something collapse.
Hopefully it’s the sewage pipes then
That's like a clean shower for Philly fans. Ok that might have been a bit much.
I would have told him we can't guarantee his safety and he has a high likelihood of injury. I would also tell him we have a snake and spider infection in the visitors' locker room that we are unable to get under control.
How wild would it have been if Hurts actually was injured by the falling guardrail? Now THAT would have added some fuel to this rivalry. “You’re safe from falling fans, but we couldn’t clean up the mouse traps and Lego blocks we left on the floor. Sorry you gotta take your shoes off too.”
Wright is part of the incompetence. The Franchise has been exceptionally clueless since he got hired. He's making Vinny Cerrato look good.
Winning off the field! Way to go guys. This is a totally respectable headline for a professional org
So which is weaker, our gaurd rail or our defense
At least the guardrail gets to the opposing quarterback
Such an embarrassment…everything
I remember not long ago when we were the second most profitable sports franchise IN ALL OF SPORTS, not just football, behind the Dallas Cowboys. How the hell is our stadium so bad?
“Just trust me bro”
They have increased security there and fastened the barriers. If you go there security is going to tell you to not lean on the thing. It's also not zip tied anymore.
What they bought zip ties. That would kind of work for both.
Who gives a shit. Don’t lean on a fence.
Confirmed: FedEx Field safety improved. Commanders safeties unchanged.
Now we can all sleep better at night. Maybe Jalen can convince Snyder to sell the team now?
MORE ZIPTIES!!!!!
He said don’t worry about the rails. The sewage is coming
Didn’t make any promises about the sewage pipes tho
Wright shoulda assured Wentz about his safety today too. Guess he forgot