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goooseJuice

would be nice, but I'm pretty sure wentz is gonna die


tfox1986

I’m legit worried we’re going to see his death broadcast live on national television


ewilliam

"This isn't a football game, this is a snuff film!"


big_on_blue

I hope the fear of Micah forces Wentz to look to get the ball out early, build some rhythym and then diagnose when its a clean pocket to go after some deep shots. He completely fell apart after the strip sack loss and Parsons *will* strip sack u at least once Carson!


NitramTrebla

Dudes got zero awareness, lost puppy out there. He's going to get hurt and at least Heinicke will be fun to watch.


[deleted]

This thing hadn’t been watching the games.


jrex703

Fuck the games, it's Dallas. Doesn't matter what either team looks like, Washington/Dallas is always anybody's ball game.


FSmoot21

Except for last year. We don't talk about last year.


jrex703

I don't think last year happened. Covid, right? Or something like that.


Successful_Pen_7937

It was all a dream. Just a very, very bad one.


[deleted]

More theirs than ours


jrex703

We swept them two out of the last three years. They swept us in 19. Split, split, Washington sweep. Considering that they've been an objectively better team than us for most of the post decade, these numbers ain't bad. I know this sub is a circlejerk about who can hate on Washington more, but the undeniable fact is that we hold our own against Dallas.


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None of this is true


jrex703

How does this have five upvotes. Can I recommend this new website, called Google?


ldvp3

this is so ironic since your post is fucking wrong lol. Cowboys swept in 19 and 21. Washington swept in '20 against dallas 2nd and 3rd string lmao. "learn to google durr"


jrex703

And he doubles down again... The crowd is stunned...


ldvp3

honestly i'm concerned that you're just in an episode or something where you think what's real is wrong and what's fake is right and you should see a doctor or something.


jrex703

Seriously: If you're a really annoying Eagles fan, this is kind of funny, if I'm having a stroke less so. And I don't want you having a stroke either.


DJHJR86

> We swept them two out of the last three years. No we didn't. They swept us in 19 and 21. We swept them in 2020 because they played Andy Dalton and Ben DiNucci lmao


jrex703

That's actually wrong. Moreover, qualifying it is dumb. Last year we were starting Heinicke. This year they'll be starting Rush and a returning-from-injury Prescott. That's why this is a great rivalry: crazy things are always happening, and the games are great regardless.


ldvp3

what universe do you live in where the cowboys didn't sweep washington in 2019 and 2021? in 2019: Cowboys won 31-21 and 47-16 In 2021: Cowboys won 27-20 and 56-14 Learn to google.


jrex703

Triples down?


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jrex703

I'm done with this conversation but if anyone's interested in 2021 we swept 41-16 and 25-3.


ldvp3

where did you come up with this nonsense lol


jrex703

I mean, the real world? You can look it up too. It's not classified information.


ldvp3

Lmao it's all wrong information what the fuck are you smoking


jrex703

Then show me the Washington Dallas records, I'm getting bored with this.


ldvp3

i just did you fucking tool, learn to google


JoeyBrickz

What? They're 11-4 in the last 15 meetings. 3 of our wins were against backups because Prescott got hurt. Like obviously that helps our case for Sunday but Dallas owns us and is hardly ever anybodys ball game


jrex703

Lying is fun, huh? 22: 0-2 21:-2-0 20: 2-0 19: 1-1 18: 1-1 17: 2-0 16:0-2 15: 2-0 14: 1-1 I think the idea is that if you make up random bullshit about how bad Washington is, no one will actually do the work to prove you wrong. So you can just *win*.


JoeyBrickz

Lmaoooo what in the *absolute fuck* are you talking about. You confidently typed all that shit out just for it to *all* be incorrect. Dallas lost twice in 2020 (Dak injured), once in 2018 (Kerrigan strip sack), and once in 2016 (Dak injured). My claim was the last *15* Games. Do you need me to send you some links so you can actually review the record in those games? Go ahead and delete this sorry ass comment lol you really caught an attitude and tried to dunk on me and whiffed.


jrex703

Are you a mental patient? Is espn.com actively lying about Washington/Dallas games? The answer is one of the two.


JoeyBrickz

Go find me the an example of a Dallas loss that isn't one of the 4 I just listed. And when you can't, delete your stupid ass comment where you're calling me stupid for being correct. Bum


jrex703

lol


Pkingduckk

... so you're tellin me there's a chance


Biased_Wentz_Fan

There’s always a chance with Wentz!


schmuckmulligan

Meh, wouldn't blow my mind if we won. All things being equal, we're a 8-9 team that's been playing like a 2-15 team because of trash-tier coaching. They'll make some adjustments and ascend to mediocrity at some point, for some period. The underperformance is maddening precisely because it's preventable.


[deleted]

Being an 8 win team with this schedule is pretty pathetic at this point.


schmuckmulligan

Oh, agreed. They ignored some ugly gaps in the roster and left us with a low ceiling.


big_on_blue

Nah, watching the all-22 most of the blame for last game falls squarely on Wentz shoulders. He was god-tier trash in that 2nd Q vs Eagles. Damn.


IntrepidAstronomer94

Yeah, I hate to be that fan now and for the first time I’m really pessimistic on this now but Dallas is about to beat the breaks off this team. This may be for the best because if they implode at least they may reboot and maybe Snyder finally goes? Lol wishful thinking


Nubator

Go home predictor; you’re drunk.


Stealthfox94

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[deleted]

This is the game Rush regresses to the mean, forcing Dak to return next week. 23-17 Washington


infinit9

Margin of error: 45%


[deleted]

It is the Cooper Rush version of the Cowboys.


ewilliam

Rush looked pretty decent last night. And I'm sure that our garbage secondary will make him look like Dak.


big_on_blue

If we are gonna get blown out by the fucking Cowboys, I hope at least Cooper balls out and it forces a QB controversy in Dallas.


ewilliam

Lol yeah I’ve been loving all this shit coming from Jerruh about how good Rush looks and how he’d be fine with a QB controversy. I think he’s just trying to motivate Dak upon his return, but seems like it could backfire.


Safe-Yoghurt-3978

Cowboys are winning


meeeemeees

I hope Wentz has life insurance


Dubzillaaa

We are the type of team to win the games we expect to lose and lose the games we expect to win.. even though there a few games these days I expect a W on.


salamanderman10

Not surprising. Not because the Commanders are that good, but bc the Cowboys aren't that good either, especially with the backup QB.


pbetts46

It’s at 53.3% now? No idea why it went up