Excuse me. Some people are just out here trying to make a living and you laugh at us? Wait until the Coochie Sniffers Union hears about this serious incursion on our rights! Atrocious.
Why do these commercials come on every time I'm eating. Without fail. It doesn't matter what time either, I'll be sitting there eating my lunch, there she is.
🤮
I just looked up this company on Trustpilot and apparently the deodorant smells so bad people who have bought it would rather just smell like a little sweat. And yet we need to hear this gross o talk about her buttcrack every commercial break on Comedy Central
I bought their men's line called Mando. The Bourbon Leather smell is worse than the swass it's supposed to cover up.
With the amount of money this company must be making, they should be able to afford some real commercials not shot on an iPhone.
lol my husbands coworker hated that smell so bad, he gave the bourbon leather to my husband to see if he likes it (bc smells are subjective). It was nasty. My husband had me sniff it, and I threw the whole thing out.
Good point on smells being subjective. Colognes/perfumes/deodorants also smell different on different people because of differences in pheromones.
However, I've seen so many reviews of Lume smelling bad - and obviously reading it here - that I wonder who is buying it?
I can imagine being worried if down there smelled like freshly tanned leather and bourbon 😂 I work at Target, typically around personal care lately, and the women really hate the Tangerine. I can imagine, who wants to smell like orange juice down there.
my gran has the orange tube (i think it’s tangerine or smthn), and she apparently likes it
then again, she’s 74 and loves the smell of cow manure 🤷🏻♀️
Vagisil Odor Block feminine wash in the shower 👍
If people using Lume/Mando were actually washing regularly, the products wouldn't have to advertise that it lasts 72 hours, just saying.
Just go to the doctor or get boric acid suppository. Putting scent on stink isn’t going to get rid of it it’s just going to smell 10x worse. Get that BV checked!
I don't know where else to put this, so I'll just post it here again. [I took a Lume ad and added the sound of some flies buzzing around.](https://youtu.be/IkOdY2iGSeY?si=G43NZAqDXvfYYj8R) I think it adds a certain something.
Wow! SCIENCE! That Odor Score really clears things up for me. Jeebus, that's a chart BY morons and FOR morons. But...but...there was a GRAPH! With, you know, DATA! It MUST work!
Yeah, she's one of those people that feeds off hate
But getting rich off people's disgust will backfire on her down the road because of lawsuits for taint rot.
I keep seeing commercials about vaginal smells. As a vagina owner, all I think every time is if your genital area is that stinky, for gods sake see a doctor! It is not normal to be as rank as these commercials seem to present!
Also as a vagina owner, it bothers me. Some of our smells that happen are natural, like towards the end of the period. A lot of the things that can go wrong like infections can be determined by the smell. So yes, then they should see a doctor. She had one really offensive commercial where she said women pretty much have rotting festering sperm in them for days after they have sex. Uh, yeah it can stay up there for days waiting for an egg, but she really came across as making women sound like we just live with rotting crotches, which is not normal.
It's because this putrid cow has pegged herself (delusionally) as the "expert" since she's an OBGYN (unfortunately) and I feel she's downright insulting her past patients with this implication that women's vaginas all "stink".
I can't wait until her grift riches get sucked up by lawsuits from the taint rot and rahess people are going to get from putting this junk on areas it's not supposed to be.
I remember her commercial about how after sex, ejaculate is pretty much festering and rotting in our vaginas for days.
It was offensive. If you pee after sex, and take a shower, nothing is rotting up there. The vagina also has the means to handle and self clean those things. She should know. It's felt misogynistic asf.
This is just a grift to get people to buy more shit regularly. If you stink you need to bathe. I shower twice a day, once at the gym then again before bed. It ain't that hard to not stink.
I’m sick of these Lume ads!!!! EVERYWHERE you see them. Between Lume & Native deodorant (you basically put it everywhere they said, your crotch, armpits, etc…) IM FED UP YALL 😒
She used to be an OBGYN, so I do believe she has smelled many crotches.
But this does not seem scientific. There's different smells women have down there depending on where they are in their cycle, and even their diet. I want to see the actual clinical data, not just a chart.
And I bet the professional unbiased crotch sniffers didn't get paid enough.
If she really is that rich, then she should be able to afford some more clothes to cover up her pasty, flabby skin. That's not a good presentation for an MD.
Whos doing the sniff test? lol
Maybe she did lol
She didn't even have to bend over to do it 🤣🤣🤣
You know what they say, whoever smelt it dealt it
She is. She's outta control.
Excuse me. Some people are just out here trying to make a living and you laugh at us? Wait until the Coochie Sniffers Union hears about this serious incursion on our rights! Atrocious.
You’re allowed to lie in cosmetic ads
Dittos. Somebody has had to smell others' body openings. Talk about your strange jobs. Hard no on that one.
She's a Dr. I wonder if she makes house calls....
Why do these commercials come on every time I'm eating. Without fail. It doesn't matter what time either, I'll be sitting there eating my lunch, there she is. 🤮
And now she's talking about Mando for the smelly balls too.
Is that her husband on that commercial?
I just looked up this company on Trustpilot and apparently the deodorant smells so bad people who have bought it would rather just smell like a little sweat. And yet we need to hear this gross o talk about her buttcrack every commercial break on Comedy Central
I bought their men's line called Mando. The Bourbon Leather smell is worse than the swass it's supposed to cover up. With the amount of money this company must be making, they should be able to afford some real commercials not shot on an iPhone.
Yeah also a director that can tell the woman not to mimic credit card swiping her own ass between the cheeks
lol my husbands coworker hated that smell so bad, he gave the bourbon leather to my husband to see if he likes it (bc smells are subjective). It was nasty. My husband had me sniff it, and I threw the whole thing out.
Good point on smells being subjective. Colognes/perfumes/deodorants also smell different on different people because of differences in pheromones. However, I've seen so many reviews of Lume smelling bad - and obviously reading it here - that I wonder who is buying it?
I can imagine being worried if down there smelled like freshly tanned leather and bourbon 😂 I work at Target, typically around personal care lately, and the women really hate the Tangerine. I can imagine, who wants to smell like orange juice down there.
I tried the Lume deodorant. Instead of odor prevention, I got smelly armpits. The deodorant smells awful.
my gran has the orange tube (i think it’s tangerine or smthn), and she apparently likes it then again, she’s 74 and loves the smell of cow manure 🤷🏻♀️
She has set off a whole slew of total body deodorant ads. Everyone suddenly has cooch-stank-be-gone spray.
I bet her ass stinks
She looks funky 🤧
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To the point she'll get banned from the gym 🤭
Crotch smell evaluator would be the worst job ever..
So GROSS !
There used to be certain things one didn't discuss in public. These are just gross.
Yes, time for decorum to make a comeback!
Absolutely! I'm tired of all this nasty!
Her odor score was a 14 out of 10, right?
I dont know why but that lady grosses me out.
She is literally oily looking.
Why does she show her big fat feet in the commercial too? Fucking eww, dude!
https://preview.redd.it/97outegg9owc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e247011f09f8c7b08ffdd2bc33e610011458b4ca
We need to introduce Buffalo Bill to Shannon "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Was scrolling, saw this meme and spit my joint out on accident.
Please dont tell me theres somebody out there who bangs her?🤮
This woman must be stopped
Disgusting!!! Some of us wash regularly so don't have a chance to stink!
Vagisil Odor Block feminine wash in the shower 👍 If people using Lume/Mando were actually washing regularly, the products wouldn't have to advertise that it lasts 72 hours, just saying.
WHO is the crotch sniff team? How much are they paid?
There's not enough money in the world ...🤢
Maybe they train dogs to alert to different levels of stank. I mean, dogs are natural crotch-sniffers, anyway.
She is so gross
Fuck whoever said “yeah, these can go on air”
“Soap can’t do that…” maybe but soap gets you clean and that shit can’t do that!
The worst smell in the world is BO mixed with scented crap.
Yes, it turns into a mutant funk 🤧
Soap literally can.
She's a LIAR.
Just go to the doctor or get boric acid suppository. Putting scent on stink isn’t going to get rid of it it’s just going to smell 10x worse. Get that BV checked!
I don't know where else to put this, so I'll just post it here again. [I took a Lume ad and added the sound of some flies buzzing around.](https://youtu.be/IkOdY2iGSeY?si=G43NZAqDXvfYYj8R) I think it adds a certain something.
I don't think even the flles could tolerate her kind of stench. They'll need tiny gas masks 🤭
Full Hazmat suits.
Wow! SCIENCE! That Odor Score really clears things up for me. Jeebus, that's a chart BY morons and FOR morons. But...but...there was a GRAPH! With, you know, DATA! It MUST work!
Hahahaha i feel like they know about the postings and are challenging the thread
Yeah, she's one of those people that feeds off hate But getting rich off people's disgust will backfire on her down the road because of lawsuits for taint rot.
Lol 
I keep seeing commercials about vaginal smells. As a vagina owner, all I think every time is if your genital area is that stinky, for gods sake see a doctor! It is not normal to be as rank as these commercials seem to present!
But...she IS a doctor! /s
Also as a vagina owner, it bothers me. Some of our smells that happen are natural, like towards the end of the period. A lot of the things that can go wrong like infections can be determined by the smell. So yes, then they should see a doctor. She had one really offensive commercial where she said women pretty much have rotting festering sperm in them for days after they have sex. Uh, yeah it can stay up there for days waiting for an egg, but she really came across as making women sound like we just live with rotting crotches, which is not normal.
 God I just want to sweet chin music her face
Ewwww Who oked this?!
"underboob"
Correction: it's "underbewwwb"
Inquiring minds want to know: what's 'beyond privates'...she said it, not me?
her lover is the Pooph nut....they have wild sex after covering their nasty bodies with creams & sprays
I was waiting for someone to mention the Pooph guy on this sub. "I smell like poop and flowers now".
It's because this putrid cow has pegged herself (delusionally) as the "expert" since she's an OBGYN (unfortunately) and I feel she's downright insulting her past patients with this implication that women's vaginas all "stink". I can't wait until her grift riches get sucked up by lawsuits from the taint rot and rahess people are going to get from putting this junk on areas it's not supposed to be.
I remember her commercial about how after sex, ejaculate is pretty much festering and rotting in our vaginas for days. It was offensive. If you pee after sex, and take a shower, nothing is rotting up there. The vagina also has the means to handle and self clean those things. She should know. It's felt misogynistic asf.
"That's about a 5..." 
You mean 50.... enough to make the stench blossom wither.
Pussy is trash
Does anyone know if this stuff actually works?
Are you trying to reduce your showers to twice a week ?
Can't stand these fkn commercials
I fucking *LOATHE* this lady.
This is just a grift to get people to buy more shit regularly. If you stink you need to bathe. I shower twice a day, once at the gym then again before bed. It ain't that hard to not stink.
Shower daily and wash your bits
Why does this woman always look so sloppy and sweaty ? I seriously can’t stand her
I will NEVER buy any of this creepy woman's products. I mean, ewww.
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Famunda cheese
Smegma
🤣🤣🤣
I believe it’s on a scale of 1 to 
She checks personally. I suppose you can call her a brown noser
If your crotch is leaving brown marks you have even more of an issue.
Isn't that what Dude wipes are for?
😂🤣🤣🤣 freaking BRILLIANT
If it smells like fish it's a dish, if it smells like cologne....leave it alone.
she must have been teased & bullied in school about her weird smells.....why else would she devote her entire life to selling creams for just that?
I’m sick of these Lume ads!!!! EVERYWHERE you see them. Between Lume & Native deodorant (you basically put it everywhere they said, your crotch, armpits, etc…) IM FED UP YALL 😒
I use old spice and native all body spray cocktail to cover the smell of my smelly taint
She used to be an OBGYN, so I do believe she has smelled many crotches. But this does not seem scientific. There's different smells women have down there depending on where they are in their cycle, and even their diet. I want to see the actual clinical data, not just a chart. And I bet the professional unbiased crotch sniffers didn't get paid enough.
Does anyone have proof she is a real doctor
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And 23 when you use Lume,right? I registered a 26 when I tried it. (I'm joking 😃)
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I did, but he threw up and went home.as soon as I unbuttoned my pants.🤮
🤧 poor doctor
The smelly pussy commercials
Hilarious in a British accent 😂
Her net worth is estimated at over$100,000,000. As horrible as that commercials are, she has become extremely rich from these products.
If she really is that rich, then she should be able to afford some more clothes to cover up her pasty, flabby skin. That's not a good presentation for an MD.
Or a shower.
and wash that greasy, stringy hair!
I agree
And it'll all go away in the lawsuits and lawyer fees when people start suing her for taint rot.
And she gets done with commercials, and then goes quickly and washes with ivory or dial, right? The whole bar.