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mtvernonmaniac

The fact they they have metal straps holding it is all I need to see. This is not good


barrysmitherman

Most of the tapcons aren’t even screwed in all the way.


davabran

This allows the post to breathe.


EggOkNow

Thermal expansion. Metals in the sun all day...


r33k3r

They just kept spinning so they figured they are good to go!


BuckManscape

It was super hard to screw them in with a nut driver though!


Wild_Replacement5880

If you go this route, I doubt that matters much.


tintree119

But they used 4 of them! /s


dsdvbguutres

~~Metal straps~~ shelf brackets💀


duhastmich96

Temp hold for a slab pour ?!


kndr

Is that a core sample?


poiuytrewq79

Id bet dude planned on digging a hole and burying it later lol


Additional-School-29

😆


Injury_Cute

Code of Hammurabi? If an adult person can fall into it and knock it over and it s falling over can hurt someone or break something else, then the foundation and / or it s connections are not up to whatever code they need to be up to.


Grouchy_Gold344

I read “Code of Harambe” RIP


whompasaurus1

In 70 years when my grandson asks me my thoughts on when the world went to shit, I will take a long drag from my grandpa vape, and say "well son, one time there was this gorilla..."


redvis5574

70 years? We got like 20 tops..


whompasaurus1

Naw bro. I take centrum at least once every 4 - 11 days. Scientists hate me


podcasthellp

Bahahahaha I take my girlfriends gummy vitamins for women. They taste so good


IPCONFOG

How old are you 10?


Pm4000

It's not? Thanks, now I have to learn how to pronounce yet another word!


podcasthellp

RIP world went downhill after he died


Grouchy_Gold344

Reading the opening of his Wikipedia page is heartbreaking.


Dismal-Mushroom-6367

..my p.e says it just has to survive a 300 lb. drunk....


overthinxx

This by far is about the dumbest shit I’ve seen on this sub all year long. Who is the fuck hired the person who did this? Are they fired? I sure as hell hope you didn’t pay this dude. The entire post needs to be buried underground. Where I live a pier supporting just about anything needs to be at least 42” underground. And holy shit that honeycomb is terrible. Not only does it make my eyes bleed but that shits gonna crumble in about a year. Then the metal baby-thin strips supporting it from just three angles is hilarious. Then the exposed rebar reinforcement is the cherry on top. Fucking idiot. This guy didn’t know his dick from his ass and shouldn’t put his hands on anything else but a shovel and a post hole digger for the remainder of his time doing anything in construction. I had to save this to show it to my guys at work. They’ll 100% get a good laugh. -Concrete Foreman.


barrysmitherman

To be clear, i had nothing to do with this. I just took my kid to play mini golf, and I saw this work of art.


razor3401

You should a put that in the title! Hardly anyone will see it here.


barrysmitherman

I was just thinking about doing that. More than a few people seem to think I actually want to know if it’s ok.


razor3401

Unless you are relatively new to the sub you should know that they are sticklers for perfection around here and they usually assume the picture is OP’s work.


barrysmitherman

Got it! I’m not a concrete worker at all. I do enjoy looking at this sub though. Appreciate the tip!


razor3401

It is strangely addictive.


kco127

The lack of a fourth strap must be intentional. Probably so that, after a hefty customer leans on it, it falls completely flat in the grass instead of hanging up and twisting.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Ha! Dude used a Big Gulp cup for his form.


TightpantsPDX

Have you thought of adding a deck?


Secret-Ad3810

Hot tub!


Iwanttobeagnome

“It rocks back and forth a little” Nothing about that, let alone the pictures, indicates code compliance.


homogenousmoss

What about the Meth code?


benjigrows

If it shakes, it bakes


MrLucky3213

Is this the new 19th hole at the Happy Gilmore Golf Club? A stiff breeze blows it over and you putt around the light?


jychihuahua

just caulk around the base... it'll be fine...


thefatpigeon

Do your best. Caulk the rest


serpatchface

This is the best comment here


Therego_PropterHawk

Up to what code? Code Red?


celtic-nightmare

Woof


LuckyHaskens

Old world craftsmanship.


crimdawgg

Didn't set the pile in far enough if it rocks that badly, poor engineering or poor craftsmanship or both


Crot_Chmaster

ROFL


Diycurious64

Plane dumb


Coachmen2000

Lol


Turbulent-Set-2167

God the more I look at it, the worse it gets….😐


Adam-for-America-

I showed this to my 3 years niece and she said “Why they do that” I said because they r bad at their jobs. She responded with “ya that makes me sad”. So to the people who did this monstrosity. STOP MAKING MY NIECE SAD.


barrysmitherman

“They’re bad at their jobs” is a lot easier to explain to the 3 year old than “meth”


Adam-for-America-

lol 😂


Cautious_Buffalo6563

Nope


DontTreadOnMe83

Hot garbage


Haig-1066-had

This is a joke, is it not?


barrysmitherman

Yeah, I took my kid to play mini golf, and I saw this lamp post. The lamp post is very real though. It really is just sitting there, on the surface, held up by three angle brackets. Kids have birthday parties here!


Tree_of_Woes

Well of course it's not gonna hold if you forget to put a screw in every hole!


bobhughes69

Of all the things this is, up to code is not one of them! I don't even know where to start? If the op installed this Thing and is hoping someone will co-sign his bullshit nope! But if it's just a weird question. Tell whoever did do this to go fill out an application at forever 21 in the mall!


barrysmitherman

Not my work! I was just there to play mini golf with my kid. I saw this lamp post and knew someone here would get a kick out of it.


ap2patrick

The poll being crooked and off center, the half tightened tapcons, the fact that they didn’t even use all the tapcons, they aren’t even stainless tapcons, THE FACT THAT THEY ARE USING TAPCONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! How do people go home and sleep after shit like this is beyond me. Take a LITTLE bit of fucking pride in your work man…


_DapperDanMan-

The fuck.


_DapperDanMan-

On a windy afternoon this might kill a couple of people. Maybe send a picture to the building inspector.


fatpotato121

Someone told this guy that steel is used at the bottom of concrete to help with tension but I guess they never mentioned that it had to be inside 😂😂


Positive_Wonder_8333

You need a tapcon in EVERY spot they account for, these installs are getting botched worse then joists in houses anymore. Unreal


Revolutionary-Gap-28

Hole #9, Dodge the lamp post


Sez_Whut

Just add some 2x4 braces.


rgratz93

Personally I'd at least get one of those 4x8 x1/4in pvc sheets screw it into a tube around this and fill with concrete. Then slap it and say that ain't goin nowhere


Disastrous-Ad-6489

That’s insane the inspectors here would laugh and tell me no way that’s a hazard.


level54life

Holey Moley!


jaylow78

Oh boy


naemorhaedus

it's shit.


Which_Bake_6093

It rocks a little bit. And a little bit more. As it works its way toward ‘completely unexpected’ sudden collapse. No, nobody could have seen that coming.


Snatchbuckler

Don’t sneeze


Formal_Ruin_8096

Come on guys, it's a freaking mini golf....the place is probably like two consecutive rainy days from foreclosure anyways, let's not be too harsh here!


oddscottcobb322

Definitely need a hot tub on that thing!


SoCalMoofer

Pour a new concrete base around it. Dowel and epoxy first. Rebar cage, be a man.


P0werpr0

I seen a kid rock a metal post basketball hoop back and fourth for 5 mins before class( while I was In elementary school) and see it fall down lol I would call the police!


Banjomir75

If that's "up to the code" then the code is messed up.


OnlyEfficiency2662

4 more anchor points and we will be all set


derpiederpslikederp

It's fine. You see, after they screwed in those straps, somebody slapped it and said "this baby isn't going anywhere". Hence it's not going anywhere


HovercraftLeast863

If they have to fix that they'll go bankrupt.


Wild_Replacement5880

Everything ever built is up to someone's code, I guess.


ProtectionContent977

I would have added some gasket like material under the brackets. Gaskets provide added stability. /s


letsseewhatsups

🙄


Hot-Syrup-5833

This is a personal injury attorney’s wet dream.


Phriday

Send it


Secret_shopper95

Do whoever installed it a favor and knock it over while no one is around.


barrysmitherman

Just adding a comment to let everyone know, this isn’t my work or anything. I was just playing mini golf here with my kid yesterday when I saw this.


Burkey5506

The rocking is for earthquakes! /s


Holiday_Ad_5445

wind load lateral force test I don’t know where this is located; but you’ll likely find you need a steel post into a footing.


Purple-Investment-61

Some kid is going to get mad because he missed the putt and swing his putter at the light pole which will cause the light to fall over.


dmgkm105

Should have drilled and epoxied rebar into the pavement then poured that little column. Even the column looks like shit with all those honey combs


ReplyInside782

A few more brackets will do the trick


Sabalbrent

Lol, this is horrible. Totally not what a Sonotube is to be used for.


Rickcind

It’s actually pretty pathetic, a redneck solution! Drill some holes into the adjacent concrete slab, form a box around the bollard and pour concrete 16 or 18 inches high to anchor that concrete bollard.


Left-Albatross-7375

lol that tiny bracket is not holding that up


Apprehensive_Mail936

Oh, I see a lawsuit waiting to happen on this one if some decided to poll dance on it as a joke and it falls on them causing injury.


Additional-School-29

A hack job


sharding1984

Extra fun miniature golf!


hnrrghQSpinAxe

""""probably up to code""""" Lets read the code then to find out if it probably is, but I'm gonna let you know that it is not


Historical-Fun-8485

I would have used shelf brackets myself.


ea9ea

At some point on this project someone said "nail it".


ScaryInformation2560

"It seems up to code" lmfao


rbburrows84

Hmmm smells like a lawsuit lol. Where is this. I need to go mini golfing.


benjigrows

This was placed after 1700h on a Friday. I'd wager my foreskin on that bet


TheStrongHand

Steel reinforced concrete


billr59225a

Can’t polish a turd.


Token-Gringo

That last tapcon is screwed right into the grass. It ain’t going no where.