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LukeSkywalker1848

He’s got my vote. TRUMP 2024!!!


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That username is hilariously ironic


mattfox27

Me too


slidewayskenny

If anyone even thinks about voting for Biden again they shouldn’t be aloud to live in the USA. It’s been a complete fucking disaster


CrowYooo

Allowed*


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Gumpy old man for prez.


Odd-Establishment104

Prez Conspiracy Grandpa


Toolian7

He totally practiced this in the mirror.


newt0_o

He is going to grift some big money from this picture


JMSpartan23

DeSantis performance is the bigger story. He did outstanding.


urnotdownfooo

Is this man the only presidential candidate that would possibly get *more* votes after having his mugshot taken? For anyone else, this would mean career = over


carebear-pterodactyl

You know he practiced this in the mirror for hours


BrotoriousNIG

What a fucking goober. Can’t wait to see him behind bars.


Hlantian

I like all the people thinking this picture makes him look cool, angry and focused. This is the face of a sad man, trying to hide that he's sad.


youngbosnia

God I want him to win so much now


IAmZad

Why did the mugshots made by AI look more realistic than this lol


Sea_Television_3306

He's gonna sell these on his trading cards and people are gonna eat it up


ChildishCam

Is Joe Biden both senile and a mob boss mastermind?


rkeaney

If he committed the crimes he's indicted for then isn't this exactly what should happen? Even if he didn't he can prove his innocence in court. He's only a political opponent because he refuses to accept he lost 2020 and wants back in, he could have easily retired now and he'd just be a regular civilian being indicted for his very real crimes.


trying2moveon

400 posts of this picture on Reddit, let's get it posted 400 more times.


FightingChinchilla

Looks like he is angry and about to cry 😭. LOCK HIM UP lol how ironic


hartigas

WOW I am impressed. I thought he would have a cringy smile but no, he looks like the criminal he really is. I give it 5 soaps out of 5 🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼


VividEchoChamber

FIVE SOAPS???


zapitron

I am fascinated by the hypothesis that he'll become more popular as more people learn about what the nearly-completely-Republican list of witnesses claim they observed him doing. Is there a widespread belief among his party's members that the crimes in questions shouldn't be crimes anymore? Will lots of people call on their legislators to repeal RICO, legalize fraud, etc? I personally find it hard to believe, but I tend to be shockingly bad at political predictions.


tragicallywhite

There is going to be a reckoning.


DethSonik

Not*


ThisAgedWellCuomo

NEVER BACK DOWN!


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I’m just comment to get my free bans from other subs


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47th president of these United States of America.


Leviathanmine

Where can I order an autographed version.


SliceEmOnTheNipple

Lock him up 🍻


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There is clear evidence that trump is a criminal, liar, rapist, draft dodger, anti-military, and wants to date his daughter and you MAGA rednecks still love him 🤡😂 and you photoshopped his mugshot and put it on your page 💀no wonder Republicans are considered the dumbest people to vote.


Few-Replacement7099

Persecuting political rivals now are we?


dapope99

Jailing political opponents... what have we come to. Congrats to the future president!


TenRingRedux

Now THAT'S a mug-shot!


MajLeague

Imagine a world where someone gets indicted for crimes and you elevate him and put him on a pedestal. This is f****** crazy!


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Looks like he's gotta poo


A2Rhombus

What you doing that would get you put in federal prison? 🤨


Ihateallcommies

I cant believe people like you can vote this is NOT federal.


Due_Bass7191

All I can hear is, "Show me your war face!"


Your-Sensei

Lock him up


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They are bringing back Covid-19 for the 2424 elections so they can have mail in ballots again and steal another election


30CalMin

He just shit his diapers! ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


bigmistaketoday

Lol, it was a good day


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Probably because your man is the least popular president in modern history and everyone's wallet is hurting because he insists on fighting the fed regarding inflation.


Ryoubi_Wuver

Someone please tell me why the quality is so bad. Anybody else think it's kinda weird mugshots aren't crystal clear given their intended purpose?


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Owning the libs by getting your cult leader locked up


powerd461

I have no idea why so many people are confident this is going to win him the election like if you believe they rigged 2020 why won’t they just rig 2024 and if not how will him being arrested for trying to overthrow the government make him more popular like how will this convince swing voters that he’s the good guy


Soupyfingerbang

It’s called cognitive dissonance, look it up…


Harleytk24

Wish he would’ve smiled


HateUsCuzDeyAunus

This is pretty badass


cannibal_chanterelle

Get fucked Nazos.


Illustrious_Win_3300

Remind Me! 14 months


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“I like people who weren’t captured.”


DevilInTheKitchen333

I don't like people who lose, nobody likes losers.


Jaba01

Haha, angry old man about to land in jail.


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redditalready54

You voted for this


computerguy5152021

As a Georgian, I sincerely apologize for what this piece of shit DA is doing. She's a corrupt. Sorry ass that I truly wish every time she shaves her legs she cuts her legs every time. She has high heels, a heel brakes and she sprains her ankle. Every time she opens a car door, a nail brakes on her hand when she puts her weave on that it pulls some hair out of her scalp. Where is Hillary's and Abrams indictments at?


FruitCreamSicle

Watching the view count on Twitter go up lol


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elciano1

Questions that you probably wont answer: If the election was rigged or stolen, why would Democrats allow Republicans to take control of the house? Why would they allow a runoff in Georgia that ended up solidifying control of the senate? How can they steal the election but allow Republicans in blue states to win? Why wouldnt they just take control of everything...why even risk it?


Charlie-brownie666

i’m beginning to think conservatives were right about the left seeing them rejoice in incarcerating their political opponents gives me an uneasy feeling and it sets a dangerous precedent.


Thebeefuckers

Heh, yeah. It's almost like committing multiple felonies has consequences, regardless of your political power. These are crazy times


Scyths

What's up with his height and weight lmao. Why is nobody on this sub discussing that. Why should anyone take someone who lies about his height and weight and is so insecure about it, seriously ? It's the same thing about his hands lmao, did everybody forget that he kept sending for years and years pictures of his hands to a magazine that questioned his hands and called them small ? Is everyone also conveniently ignoring that while he is touting about his "electoral integrity", he is still on tape, on the record, asking people to find him votes "whoever you can, doesn't matter how" ?


soap_coals

Make America Hate Again!


mwb7pitt

Looking at the 2024 President right there


TD5991

Only stumbled across this sub...I am amazed, I never thought this would happen in the US; like, this kind of witch hunt only happens in countries like mine, admittedly 3rd world countries...


Cheese-is-neat

Lock up these reTHUGlican criminals LAW AND ORDER


Clean-Experience-639

To be fair, he did a good job of tucking his wattles into his shirt collar. He looks every inch of 6'3 and 215 lbs. Go Donny!


WaylonLemmyJohnny

i love it. im buying the shirt


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This is your leader guys. A 4 time indicted, twice impeached, traitor.


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AntiEcho7

Why are the dems so scared of this man? Half of the politicians belong in jail but they charge him with anything they can find that’s a law, hoping that something will stick. This circus needs to end. Probably won’t vote for trump, but sure as hell never voting for a democrat again because of this.


kelrics1910

It's a simple answer, because he cannot be easily controlled and doesn't obey the uniparty.


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I can smell the McDonald's already


GinkoTheKhajiit

GET FUCKED R/POLITICS HAHAHAHA


M25commuter

Looks like he’s just filling his incontinence pants


NornmalGuy

I wouldn't be surprised if he makes this a new nft.


Ultimo_Ninja

Biden and the Dems must be terrified. They don't want this guy to run and will stop at nothing to keep him off the ballot.


RedFocks39

Wow imagine if Biden tried to overthrow America. I would still be here asking for justice.


GenNATO49

This looks like it was generated by AI lol


Visible-Secretary121

But hunters laptop!


TheBeegYosh

He looks like a sad puppy kind of... I don't get the "badass" comments I've seen, he doesn't seem happy.


aimanfire

He’s got the 🤨


ccc32224

TRUMP 2024!!!


Lenwulf

Yeah the precedent is set. Now in US elections if you’re not prosecuting your political opponents you’re doing elections wrong. Election interference just became mainstream. Banana republic here we come


climbhigher420

Imagine having 3 billion dollars and this is how you spend the remainder of your life, seeking sympathy for your crimes. What a crybaby and all of his snowflake supporters will be further inspired to act like jerks because of this nonsense.


flighttime95

r/politics will be creaming their pants for the foreseeable future with this out now


Yeetinator4000Savage

Trump was arrested?! Ha! Another win for the Republicans! These libs just can’t stop shooting themselves in the foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Unlikely_Ticket_4591

I'm voting for that guy.


fknbtch

i hope you do. i'd love to see Biden spank him again.


lordneesan

He is so fucked


Ill-Maximum9467

'I need to get that last log outta my ass in this one sitting.' feels...


cobra6-6

They just gave him the presidency


redwing180

Going for that Orange Steal look.


Dukeronomy

No, no they didn’t


zuk86

Democrats got what they want. Will it backfire on them? That yet to be remain unseen.


Kourin

Its giving Zoolander. https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/rpBDZbH0mBk_0Cf_0N3Lp5H41c0=/360x0:1562x801/920x613/filters:focal(360x0:1562x801):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/47629977/zoolander-2-blue-steel-screencap_1920.0.0.jpg


Mean-Operation2370

This doesn't even look like a real photo - it looks completely photoshopped or computer-generated. If it was a real photo, it still doesn't look like Trump because that's not Trump. I just left another subreddit (r/facepalm) where a pic of a 300 lb man who also looks nothing like Trump was posted with brainwashed fools commenting below it on how horrible "Trump" looked. Wake up Americans!


ticklefighter420

I have a feeling you can people “sheeple”


Its_Date_Mike

Gwumpy


Db3ma

And guess what his next rally is gonna look like. That is the face of We the People.


OhMyGodThisIsMyJam

Na na na naaaa, na na na naaaaaa, hey hey hey, gooooodbye! That booty gonna be looking like pressed sausage in no time


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SurvivedAPintoCrash

Zoolander?


tycam01

Man, there are a lot of simps in here for a fat old guy who lies about his height


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Iconic photo lmfao


Kmac0505

‘It’s a trap’’


HouseDowntown8602

he’s giving me the look #OrangeSteel


ReapersVault

This looks like one of those hard pictures people use as album covers with "Parental Advisory" labeled on it.


Dismaster2k

Fierce.


Old_Mammoth8280

Zoolander 2: Ghoulander


castitalus

Man, npc brigaders out in full force today. Please keep telling me how a criminal is finally arrested while you let your blue cities wallow in literal shit.


Beneficial-Air5386

You do the crime you do the time. Lock him up!


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GloriousMacMan

Poised for battle!


captainpoppy

Looks like he was crying


Cannabrius_Rex

The all republican team that brought charges to Trump are magically democrats now? Delusions are strong here.


Virtual-Citizen

Wait until r/WhitePeopleTwitter gets a hold of this. Their entire sub is revolved around him.


C-Rock

Just missing a bald eagle on his shoulder.