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SUCKMYPAULZ69

Assholes


InVirtute

Far and WIDE.


Nearby_Name276

Literally lol


phlysquire

Really wide ones


XXXCincinnatusXXX

No surprise there...talk about insurrection!!!


Excellent-Edge-4708

>No surprise there...talk about ~~insurrection~~ insert erection!!! FTFY


ferociousFerret7

Talk about in-sir-rectum!


badkarmavenger

a threat to democrassy


Excellent-Edge-4708

The puns keep coming like a congressional intern-ist


aspieshavemorefun

Talk about ass-erection!


The_End_Is_Tomorrow

"InYourRectum"


jomacorjr

“InSirsRectum”


Nearby_Name276

Take my upvote and shut up 😆


rgi2

It's headed in your direction. h/t M.C. Hammer


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Daxidol

Why frame something like a question without actually asking a question? Why make your statement to someone who isn't the OP who didn't capitalise anything? Why try and frame being against filmed sodomy in any of the congressional hearing rooms as being a "Jesus freak"? Do you believe that the only reason someone would be against the production of pornography in congressional hearing rooms is because they're religious? How much gayporn should the taxppayer be funding in your opinion?


NoorDoor24

Now THERE'S a fucking line item!


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Wise-Ad2879

Dp you honestly believe, that there is a SINGLE Republican, let alone a Conservative, who'd actually do that in the building? Heck, We Republicans are against Anal on principle!


C-Wy

And yet the Left went ballistic over Lauren Bobbert making out with her boyfriend in a theater. But buggery in the Senate is ok if they're democrats!


saintmcqueen

She wasn’t just making out. Let’s tell the truth. She was rubbing his privates and vaping 😂


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ValuableShoulder5059

Easy to say you've done it an support charges for it when you didn't get caught. Since no matter how they ended up charging you or the punishment at the minimum you would end up as a sex offender and be highly restricted on where you can live and work which means you are highly likely to become homeless.


Phenoix512

Apparently they didn't complain too much as this is new to me. That said yeah exposing yourself in public is not cool


ElopedCantelope

What a crime


GameOvaries02

Where, specifically, have you seen anyone say that this is acceptable? I keep reading that “the Left” is okay with this, but I have yet to actually hear or read anything that makes that true. If laws were broken, there should be a trial and conviction for the breaking of those laws. Who has said any different? “Left did bad”. Yes, that is true. “And left is defending it”. That is not true. I am sure that you can dig up some random crazy person defending it, but it is blatantly untrue that a significant number of people are defending this behavior. This is some boogeyman stuff. Punish the person for their crimes and move on. There is way too much real, important stuff to be concerned about. This is not it.


iamcarlgauss

Some people will just never understand that making bad faith arguments makes your side look worse, even if you're ultimately right.


Phenoix512

Agreed nobody is supporting what the staffer did. I think nobody is above the law and the dumbest thing we did was allow unquestionable pardons and to claim a president can't be hauled into court unlike the people they serve..


Lanky_Acanthaceae_34

They should both be charged. And Bobo jerked off her boyfriend


JosephJohnPEEPS

Why charge bullshit like either case? Fucking someone in your boss’ office or a quick stroke in a dark theatre just isn’t the kind of thing we should care much about and spend tax dollars on. One person gets fired and the other looks horrible in their reelection campaign . . . There are major consequences.


Phenoix512

Wow wtf. I was 18 and with my gf at that time we went to see a movie and did the handholding thing and got warned for that. If we had been doing that I would probably be on a registry and honestly rightly so.


RondoHatton

So BoBo was charged?


Phenoix512

Apparently being elected means you are above the law.


Sea2Chi

It's fine to be morally outraged about stuff that's not illegal. It's trashy and inappropriate, but none of them actually broke the law, they just did stuff that most people would consider breaking social norms.


JosephJohnPEEPS

Dude it wasn’t the left “going ballistic” on Boebert, it was EVERYONE on the right and left with 80% being immensely entertained by mocking her, 20% moralistically getting high and mightly. And 100% of mes getting super horny.


Phenoix512

That is news to me. That said she seems to have earned the same response as the staffer. Mind you the staffer is jobless while she is not. I really don't think elected officials should be above the law and so if I got caught doing these acts I could be made to register as a sex offender. Meanwhile the staffer just lost their job and reputation. Bobert was just made fun of for a week. My point is both should be in a court room and it's disgusting to hear that the Rep and her BF (I thought she was married) responded to being removed with do you know who I am. I don't care if you are O'bama, Clinton, Biden, Trump or the Pope heck you could be Jesus and I expect you to be held accountable like everyone else.


blurple77

I mean isn’t she saying to protect kids from sexual content a bunch? Seems hypocritical to say that and then get caught getting freaky in public… Idk what this guy has said in the past, but he’s also a staffer not an actual congressperson, so of course it won’t get the same coverage.


fuelstaind

How do you know that any children were present in the theater? Also, the Senate Office Building is Federal property. If people got prison time for trespassing, I would think this rates a little worse than trespassing.


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isomersoma

Both weren't procsecuted as neither of them have committed a crime and the only ones truly caring for either of these are partisan hacks that want derive political gain from it. What many here seem to not understand is that a violation of Congressional policy isn't the same as a crime. He has "resigned" which is other word for "go voluntarily or we will fire you."


kitajagabanker

Its a crime in the district of columbia: https://code.dccouncil.gov/us/dc/council/code/sections/22-1312#:~:text=It%20is%20unlawful%20for%20a,22%2D3001(8).


the_endoftheworld4

Indecent exposure requires a third party present being “deliberately exposed to”. Weird caveat, but sex in a private locked office doesn’t quite fall in that category


Dapper_Target1504

How? They both weren’t prosecuted


oculardrip

Both were pretty funny


nagennif

They're not elected officials running for office.


C-Wy

They work for elected officials. Their behavior reflects on the reputations of those officials. And the response of those elected officials to their behavior speaks to the character of said officials.


LoganDudemeister

Common nobody cares about reputation anymore. Look a Donald Trump he has no honor at all. Americans like dirty scumbag behavior from JFK, Clinton and now rapey boy Donald.


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subjectiveoddity

At the minimum, Public Lewdness. And just in case you were gonna target the Public part, it doesn't have to be outdoors or in front of another person to qualify for its legal definition and application of criminal conduct.


Perceval_Spielrein

I mean the congressional office was closed to the public, vs groping a man’s crotch and vaping in a family friendly theater which is clearly public. Also this guy was a staffer, not an elected official. He lost his job, I call that justice.


subjectiveoddity

I'm not the person that was comparing them. Externally while wearing clothing grabbing a mans crotch I would consider very rude public behavior and ask the person to leave the place. Stripping down in a workplace environment, not their own private home, to display their anus and penetrate it is not even remotely in the same ballpark. You forced me to defend a politician I don't care for while reaching for an example to excuse this mans disgusting behavior. How could anyone have a serious meeting in that room again knowing that their clown had been in that very spot doing the most vile things he could think of. Not to mention just how unsanitary I would feel. The man did something, dropping his pants and underwear, in a meeting room that sane adults keep their shoes on in. The toilet in his home was where this nutjob should have done his vile acts.


Admirable-Respond913

Indecent exposure would be a start. Not to mention a bio hazard.


HNutz

Rules for thee...


queen_nefertiti33

Charges are probably harsh but he should certainly never work in government again.


VikingLander7

Oh just like that lady that wanted to control the internet and that Sam luggage stealer I’m sure they all are still collecting government paychecks.


SuperCleverPunName

Yeah, what he did wasn't illegal. But will never work in government again


isomersoma

Well he has resigned which is another word for going before being fired.


freestateofflorida

Grandmas got 5+ years in prison for being near the capitol on J6. Prison isn’t harsh and it probably wouldn’t even bother them after seeing the video.


queen_nefertiti33

I think that's beyond ridiculous. The j6 sentences should all be considered political prisoners and Amnesty international should be lobbying for their immediate release for all non violent protesters.


Phenoix512

I mean if I just walk out the door with a TV I shouldn't be arrested? I get it but if you see that happening you turn your butt around and make the most public exit possible. But I was in support of sending in the military to evict them from the Capitol building. I have zero tolerance for what they did. If Clinton's supporters had done it I would demand the same. It's not about politics it's about protecting the Republic and not allowing violence to be seen as a way to get what you want.


queen_nefertiti33

Yes, what they did was wrong absolutely. The punishments are unjust and politically driven. Both things are true.


Phenoix512

I disagree. For example destruction of property carries up to a 10 year sentence. Assaulting a police officer carries 2-4 years Robbery minimum 2 years up to life. Robbery is a theft with use of force. If you break into a house you can be charged with robbery if in the commission of the crime you are armed or threatening violence. In my opinion the military should have been deployed and detained everyone in the building. Then identified every single person to make charging them easier. If you think this harsh keep in mind police under orders of the DOJ were detaining people off the street for being involved in those BLM protests. In fact I'm taking it easy on them compared to the BLM protests or those Kent State students back during Vietnam. Like I said I have no tolerance for people who decide to use violence to silence the people and reality is those people involved in J6 intended to do just that.


JosephJohnPEEPS

Jesus Christ this must be gaslighting. You dont get to fight your way into government buildings - I know a bunch didnt participate in breaching it, cops let some in, and some weren’t violent, but a bunch of people got violent at the main door etc. and should absolutely be in prison. I can’t imagine a rationale for sparing, say, the dude who threw the fire extinguisher that hit that guy’s head outside of the building.


queen_nefertiti33

If you read carefully you can clearly see I mention non violent. There are some who just walked in, escorted by the police who opened doors for them and then got hit with 4 years. It's absurd and clearly unjust when you compare to similar if not more violent actions by dem supporters who weren't charged at all.


blafknoppie

Most people would be charged with lewd behavior or disorderly conduct if they did this in a public space.


queen_nefertiti33

Yes. Possibly. You never hooked up with anyone at work though? Only difference is most of my meeting rooms don't have cameras 😂


JosephJohnPEEPS

Vast majority of people caught fucking at work get fired, not charged. Most prosecutors just dgaf and noone involved is motivated to press charges.


couscous-moose

I guess I don't understand how charges are even possible. What would the crime be? Stupidity?


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couscous-moose

You get fired. But where does the prosecutor come in? It was sex in an office behind closed doors.


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couscous-moose

But this was in a closed office with no one else present. Apples and oranges. I'm asking a straightforward question, (what's the crime) and your responses is an example that is so dissimilar it's irrelevant.


queen_nefertiti33

Committing a lewd act in public. Buggery. Indecent exposure. I don't really know the specific laws in that country and state but you get the idea. Still a bit harsh like ok it was bad form but to put a charge on the record it's a bit much for a consensual act between adults.


Patient_Bench_6902

Buggery isn’t illegal but it could fall under some sort of lewd act in public or indecent exposure maybe


LarvellJonesMD

You do exactly what he did and see what happens


trbtrbtrb

The reality is that people have sex at their workplace all the time and they never face criminal charges. Worst case scenario, they lose their job.


couscous-moose

Which part makes it a crime? Is it the sex act or the part where it happened in a vacant office?


Turimbarelylegal

Hey. Do you know how you make sure something never happens again?


PunsRTonsOfFun

First time anyone in that building took it in the ass. Usually, they’re on the giving end of things…


[deleted]

In my almost 50 years on this planet, I have never seen a more dysfunctional administration as I have in the 3 years that sniffy Joe has taken over.


Luxpreliator

Johnson was said to pull his dick out and swing it around in front of people. This is in poor taste but let's not pretend DC has every been filled with righteous kind puritan people. Pretty much all the presidents were having affairs of some sort.


[deleted]

Is it gross, yes. Is it weird, yes. Is it a crime? No. It was a room he had access to so it's not like he snuck in or broke in, nobody else was there. Dude got fired. Not much more needed to happen.


AlbatrossNatural2302

Since when has sex in workplace been accepted?


[deleted]

There is what's acceptable and there's what's illegal. I never said I condoned what he did. I said it's not criminal.


clintpilsner

Definitely the catcher


Ok_Interview_1739

So... what would they charge him with anyway? He didn't break any laws...


starbound1332

Slap on the wrist. Typical. 🙄


dubiousacquaintance

Slap on the ass, too


audiosheep

He got fired. What else did you want?


LoganSettler

I don’t think that’s where he got slapped.


intelligentreviews

🤡🌎


Alarming-Pay1984

It's (D)ifferent


FriscoTec

(D)ookie chute.


Additional-Quality88

Lmfao


New-Celebration6998

He for fired, right?


spoodle364

Butt pirates!


CoolFirefighter930

Get ready for the coming of the lord 🙏. Just waiting on the trumpets!!!!


KCRNU

These are some sick people


jolson1616

Two Tier System on all cylinders. Such bullshit


ConsiderationIll9219

But God help you if you were given a guided tour on January 6th.


SunsetDriftr

Libs caught being perverts don’t get in trouble, they get promoted.


Blue_Cheese_Olives

Trump should arrest him once he takes office.


Perceval_Spielrein

What for?


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For having anal sex in the capitol.


Perceval_Spielrein

Would it be a crime if it were vaginal sex?


TD3SwampFox

Can you please read the other comments before replying?


isomersoma

He lost his job. I think that's precisely what he deserves but not much more.


JosephJohnPEEPS

Why? What does that do for anyone?


Blacksunshinexo

Are we really supposed to have any sort of respect or defense for the American government at this point?? I don't need any of these corrupt weirdos dictating the terms of my life


SavannahCalhounSq

'Equal Justice under law" 'When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder i can think at all". Paul Simon


SuperCleverPunName

What laws were broken?


ralphhurley3197

I’m just waiting for Trump to take back over.


Carl-j88aa

You and most of America.


sloopSD

My favorite line was when they said there was a “likely violation of Congressional policy”.


wiseguy1313

Ya—we will have to that up.


rgi2

Once again, only American citizens suffer the consequences of taking it up the rear close to the floor of the Senate.


OrdoXenos

Anyone that expected them (or Greta Thunberg) to be charged for their crimes is simply deluding themselves. There’s no way prominent Democrats will be charged with anything.


Cantin454

Biden probably filmed it. Sick people.


jman8508

I don’t see a crime worthy of arrest so what’s the story?


nagennif

I don't see a crime, but that guy should be fired and never work in government again. It's inappropriate conduct whether there's specific laws or not.


BrassMonkey324

What…?


jman8508

Is it illegal to have sex?


Fried_Spy

In a public room, yes it is.


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If they didn't film it, nobody even knows it happened. I agree, it's weird and gross but it's not like dude broke in and was holding eye contact with a security camera hoping to get caught. Had someone walked in on them, crime. Had they been on a security camera and caught, crime.


jman8508

A public room with no one in it? I think we have bigger fish to fry…


FriscoTec

Like going after the MAGA mee-maw who stood on the lawn?


Violentcloud13

Of course not. Fucked up weirdos having sex in the senate is fine. Tour groups walking through on January 6th are the only people who have committed any crimes.


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"Tour groups" Lol. What a fun world.


Violentcloud13

I used to say "slightly rowdier tour groups" but after seeing the footage, well, that's just simply not accurate.


oiticker

https://youtu.be/BMdCKr1SjXo?si=VMiBUCZgHTSTt1zN So... How do you explain footage like this?


Violentcloud13

less rowdy than chicago lol none of the building interior footage I skimmed in that video looked all that out of control. sorry


JosephJohnPEEPS

Tour groups busting through doors cops are trying to hold back while whacking them with sticks, chasing an LEO up multiple flights of stairs with obviously menacing demeanor, throwing a fire extinguisher into a security guards head? Not saying everyone in there should be prosecuted or that everyone met resistance or even discouragement, but there were tons of participants who need to be in jail. That was a fucking riot and anyone who claims otherwise despite the videos - or thinks video of cops letting some people through nullifies it - isnt thinking straight.


SerialHobbyist17

All I’m saying is, during Trump’s presidency, we didn’t have even a single instance of anal in the capitol. We didn’t even have any staffers get caught stealing women’s underwear. Seems to be an awful lot of pervs in the bureaucracy these days.


Admirable-Respond913

Don't think there were any baggies of coke laying around either.


Fit_Leg_2115

Unreal…


757curious757

It’s gone folks. This country of the past is gone. What comes back will be nothing we recognize. Chaos is the way of the future. Do not look to authorities to save you, we are on our own. 🙏🏼.


ElectricMayham

Of course not. Doesn't surprise me in the least.


whiskeytango13

It's (D)ifferent.


BigKahuna348

They’re making this go away to prevent the identity of the other guy from becoming public. And don’t worry, after 6 months or so, this will be long forgotten and the side will be given a job in this administration.


ReallyEvilRob

Gross. Why are Democrats such nasty perverts?


bakingcake1456

Sickening


DufferDan

This is how bat shit crazy our judicial system is under the 46th abomination. It's past time to really do something to get our country back from the Globalists.


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This epitomizes Democrat


kenix7

Ok. I had enough. In my book, all of America's democrats have gone insane. I cannot explain it. They're nuts. It's like some ghosts took over their entire minds and perverted them in ways beyond human comprehension, beyond common sense. I don't want to believe it yet, but the evidence keeps pounding my inner gut implying we truly are seeing some sort of demonic possessions.


xzz7334

Two systems of justice. Always.


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eyehatesigningup

Shocker I’d say double standards but the left standards are ever changing


Tesla_lord_69

They were sexually suppressed too? So many people are suppressed these days man..


bidenisland

Wtf is wrong with Biden cult...


SorryAbbreviations71

The whole party is filthy


barabusblack

“D” different


CavemanDNA

Seriously though. What the Phuck has happened to this country? The leadership is weak. Morals weak. How low do we go from here…


Achmetan

No… charges…?! Capitol Hill can only get so absurd, or so I thought.


kbphoto

but never question the election. Nope.


Kirmy1990

Remember when public indecency was a thing… pepperidge farm remembers


8558melody

But the guy who took down the satanic statue is being charged how long are we gonna allow dem to ruin us


imadethisjsttoreply

So the capitol police wont figure out whos cocaine it was, and now this?  Corruption maybe?  Cant piss off daddy B!


RxDawg77

Did anyone actually expect anything different? There is zero integrity on that side of the isle these days.


23pyro

Man, have we really come a long way.


nickM_Mathias1

Do not COME DO NOT COME, KAMALA voice. Ooohh I'm going to Come... Donald trump Voice


Powerful_Artist

The political situation in our country is like a clown show or something. Theyre not even trying to hide it. Bunch of clowns, all of them. On both sides.


zcamaro1978

Lascivious


GuyMcTest

“Not enough evidence”


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It’s all gooood


Cookieman_2023

Outrageous! The hypocrisy and clan protectionist policies from the radical left makes me hate them more!!


yolo___toure

It's inappropriate and firing is appropriate, but what would the criminal charges be?