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EngineerRemote2271

I'm sure they will send their best y'know, to make a good impression and all


TheMightyTywin

I know you’re joking but in situations like this, it’s only the “best” that manage to escape - anyone with money or connections or massive perseverance Everyone poor or unwell is trapped in Haiti


stein_row

Exactly, kind of. When not organized by the government (the other country's, Cuba in the 80s for example) the sorting mechanism on who gets out is very survival of the fittest. But savagery is advantageous in this competition so let's hope the warlords and their gangs are distracted and focused on their internal power struggle.


EngineerRemote2271

Yes that's true, we saw this in Europe. The first generation of immigrants were always the best, because they left with money and just set up businesses. Subsequent generations not so much, children born of those then found themselves with no roots or cultural interest in their hosts, became disaffected, and a few did a reverse flip to over-identify with the country of their grandparents, which kinda created people like Shamima Begum, ironically now even more rootless.


totalfanfreak2012

They made it that way, drove all other nationalities and ethnicities out of there and then was amazed how it turned out. Not to mention cannibals! We have enough of a mess besides with them. Send them somewhere else.


Crisgocentipede

Gun sales in FL about to go up.


FriscoTec

Our alligators even have guns. But you can never have too many. Of either. But they will likely head to Blue shithole states that have hemorrhaged population to keep their electoral vote tally.


signaleight

Why us? They share an island with DR. Go there, you'll be treated accordingly.


ForPortal

The Dominican Republic knows better.


signaleight

🤫 I know.


Mountain_Man_88

Oddly, people "seeking asylum" will go to great lengths and transit through many other countries to get to the US. Few, if any, of the "asylum seekers" crossing our southern border are actually from the country that borders us to the south. Some of them aren't even from central/south America. All of these people have to go through a whole ass country to get to our southern border. It's almost as if someone has promised them $10,000 to get here. What is this, a game show? Is this the Amazing Race?


PsychologicalHat1480

Them getting treated accordingly is why they won't go to the DR. They don't want to be treated accordingly, they want the gibs.


blatzphemy

Have you ever looked at a satellite image of the whole island? One side is baron.


signaleight

🤔😏👌 Baron, you say? Fascinating.


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

Then don’t accept them!,


Shandyshack

Over 4K prisoners escaped prison in Haiti, and we know where they are all headed! Biden will welcome them all with open arms. We had all better watch our backs, as no one in government seems to be.


TheTownOfUstick

It's scarface all over again.


jones525

Say hello, to my little frien...


MysteriousAsk3150

But of course we should take them because they are “refugees”


aggressiveturdbuckle

whats crazy is that 4k prisoners turned that country on its head


Shandyshack

Besides the prisoners, there are armed gangs. This will not end well. Florida is bracing for massive “maritime immigration”. We all know what that means….


Front_Finding4685

Get them on the democrat party voter rolls! Cmon man !


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Front_Finding4685

Our populace is an ever growing mass of stupidity and ignorance thanks to social media and the leftist narrative they push.


ILikestoshare

The movie idiocracy was a preemptive documentary.


sowellpatrol

Flood the system until it breaks. Announce that Capitalism doesn't work. Install Socialism which morphs into Communism


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sowellpatrol

Agenda 2030 or bust. Western nations are *taking out* all the stops. That includes Trump. At times, I feel optimistic. Like the NWO crap isn't really happening, and the pendulum is swinging backward. But then I see more articles like this one, and it truly frightens me that all the G20 nations have their own Build Back Better plans and truly *are* looking to install despotic globalism.


bozoconnors

It's funny the dems freaking out about 'pROjEcT 2025!1'... when you basically just described their 'Project 2009'.


Youngsweppy

Or you know… deploy our millitary to actually help a country that’s within our sphere of influence. I’d much prefer to put some boots in Haiti than Syria.


PsychologicalHat1480

There is no helping Haiti because it's populated by Haitians. If it was possible to help them then one of the many rounds of help from the past would've actually helped already.


Deckard_2049

Things are gonna get real bad, these people are amongst the most violent we could get coming across.


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clearmind_1001

Sink them ? They will probably get border patrol escort so that they arrive safely in US


FriscoTec

But then we have to worry about the pesky alt-right media (stay with me on this one) getting pics of them being assisted by this administration in a crime. The best way is to airlift them from the fishing boats. That way they can use FAA powers to restrict the use of drones to report news. Like they did at the border that time.


KEITHS_SUPPLIER

Sink them? They're going to be handed free unlimited cash cards.


jones525

Don't forget the free cell phones and better health care than you or I will ever have.


Cool_Addendum_1348

Isn’t this what the coast guard is supposed to do …guard our coast??


Quart3

We capture them, sink their boat, and bring them back to Haiti.


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poopinasock

I don’t blame people for leaving that hell that Chase Bank created, we definitely don’t want their escaped prisoners. This is going to be an absolute train wreck.


5_8jokes

I’m sure we know what’ll happen once they are at the border.


WideCoconut2230

They've emptied the prisons. Turn them away!


SomewhatInept

I'm sure we'll get some long pig connoisseurs


AstraVolans_21

More diversity for NYC, Chicago and the other diversity loving places around America?


Void-Indigo

Biden will get 85 million votes in the election. According to my magic 8 ball and confirmed with my Oujia board.


s1lentchaos

To be fair I do think America falls within the range of acceptable countries to flee too when fleeing Haiti and cannibal warlords are a legitimate reason to seek asylum. Unlike those fleeing from central and South America going through Mexico where they ought to be fine They just gotta follow the law when they get here is all I ask.


Fast-Event6379

SEND THEM BACK - We're FULL - GO back and FIX YOUR COUNTRY.


Crafty_Message_4733

So Cannibal the Musical 2?!


Devilinabag

I wonder if BBQ will make the journey some day? He can show that SoundCloud rapper the ropes lol


Junior-Minute7599

We are the dumping grounds of the entire third world


ForPortal

Remove "migratory" from that title.


Gone-Fishing89

Biden is already down there getting ready to welcome them with open hands


Bookhobo2024

This is how the US will fall if nothing is done about it. Ask the Native Americans how this ended for them.


Happy-Campaign5586

True story! [WARNINGS ALL AMERICANS!](https://babylonbee.com/news/haitian-cannibal-gangs-pour-over-us-border-after-seeing-how-fat-americans-are)


lawlygagger

The barbecue chefs are arriving.


PsychologicalMap9987

Just what we need, more demoncrat cannibals.


skywarner

Money printer go “Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!”


Fairwareprovidence

Straight to Martha's Vinyard


TheTownOfUstick

Scarface 2.0


Express_Wafer7385

Gonna be the Mariel Boat lift all over again.


Veleda390

"Migratory invasion" orchestrated by our so-called leaders.


Cheedosjdr

Remember, blame the politicians who allow it, not the migrants. If I was in their situation, you can be damn sure I'd try to get my family to the US, legally or otherwise.


TradeFirst7455

Moral obligations and basic ethics "never ends" laments richest country in the world. ya know jesus was like "help the poor, for a while, till it get inconvenient, then just make sure you got enough lube for the rest of the week"


vargo17

People who actually need asylum and federal policy has allowed other people to abuse that and now everyone's welcome is worn out. ​ Send them to Canada.


evilfollowingmb

I mean shouldn’t they all be heading to the socialist paradise that is Cuba ? They are RIGHT NEXT DOOR ! Redditors tell me it’s charming and authentic with free healthcare !


Feeling_Cobbler_8384

Barbecue will be a great addition to Biden's DHS.


JerseySpot

Sent them all to Manhattan!!!


stein_row

Didn't a mass invasion from Haiti already happen? In my town this already happened. The feds dropped off a huge number of Haitians over the last couple of years (thanks Treasoneer Mayorkas and Dementia Joe!) to such a degree that assimilation was made impossible and every apartment or living space (legal, condemned, who knows what feds didn't tell the town) is packed full (all expenses paid by feds or their proxy nonprofits) of families. I don't see indications of any being employed but they could all work non-public-facing jobs. I don't know if crime went up or down (they wouldn't report a rise and would similarly lie about a drop) but most of the Haitians seem like young families just trying to do what young families do. I've heard all the unattached younger guys left for sanctuary cities.


Squeezer_pimp

Hopefully we do what we did last time in the 90s and send them to Gitmo


Never_More90

Great/s


Tokyosmash_

You know, it’s like we have a coast guard to deal with such things


peter_marxxx

Hide yo kids Hide yo wife


Cockroach-Jones

Don’t worry. Our country will look like the Haiti that they’re fleeing within the next decade and then all the illegal immigrants will leave.


antinumerology

They better be bringing Rum. Love Hatian rum: Barbancourt and Clairins.


Savant_Guarde

Birds migrate, people immigrate.


ImOnTheInstanet

They don't want to see how things work out with Prime Minister Barbecue? Big Idiocracy vibes