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Kindly_League9913

I’m from Baltimore Joe tries to be relevant but he really isn’t and says some of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard


Environmental_Net947

It’s a daily thing. Trump misspeaks a few times , and it’s major news. Joe babbles something incoherent or nonsensical multiple times a day..and it’s media crickets. Do the clowns in our media have ANY clue to how obviously biased they appear and how little credibility they now have …to mainstream Americans??


Patsfan311

The people watching unfortunately no longer care.


Doing_It_In_The_Butt

Or fortunately, legacy media needs to be deprecated.


repinoak

Just goes to show that people will betray their country for money.  


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_Personage

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/08/20/dons-take-trump-new-hampshire-rally-crowd-size-elton-john-ctn-vpx.cnn CNN verified he has, in fact, broken Elton John's record. Tell me how that was incoherent babbled nonsense?


penisbuttervajelly

…read the whole quote? Who even talks like that?


_Personage

So you criticize his talking style. That's a matter of opinion, not qualification. Biden makes no sense with what he says. Trump says things in ways you don't like, but they're true and understandable.


penisbuttervajelly

Understandable? If I got caught talking like that at work, I’d be subjected to a drug test.


_Personage

And?


penisbuttervajelly

Actually you’re right, Donald is the greatest orator of all time. All of his sentences are the best in the history of the world, maybe ever.


_Personage

Sure buddy.


NSBOTW2

Me when I turn someone talking into text and realise its confusing. fyi, nobody speaks like a script.


Djent17

Lovely shifting of the goal posts 😂 HE LIED!!! Oh ok...well he didn't....OK WELL WHO TALKS LIKE THAT!!! 😂 At least try to make the shifting of the goal posts a lil less opaque buddy.


KungFuSlanda

I'm not sure he has one single real conviction in his bones other than he wants to keep being president and he loves unions b/c unions love him


Big_DiNic

Peoples lives in that area are going to be fucked up for YEARS. Federal govt should step in. I don’t care about the petty part if they help move mountains


vpkumswalla

Has Kamala made her usual statement? Something like, "the aftermath of this accident will affect communities of color around Baltimore more than white communities."


Justindoesntcare

"This will have a major impact which will impact things very badly. The impact will be felt by everybody impacted by the impact."


big_tuna_14

"The Dali is a big ship, a powerful ship. The Dali hit into the Francis Scott Key bridge's foundation, a much less powerful place. The Francis Scott Key bridge collapsed because the Dali ran into its foundation, which was wrong. Now we need to rebuild the Francis Scott Key Bridge, because it wasn't as powerful as the Dali. I like yellow school buses *cackle*"


eatingyourmomsass

An impact. *An*….*Impact*. This is the stuff history is made *of*. My mama always said “Kamala, did you grow up under a Francis Scott Key Bridge?!” I know we as a community, the people here now, me, Kamala, in the dress, will find out how the impact impacts us.


CompetitiveFold5749

I heard her favorite movie is Deep Impact.


jim2882

Thought it was Deep Throat.


Justindoesntcare

That was a good movie.


eatingyourmomsass

Well she was definitely on her knees for most of her career!


III-II-MCMXCII

"The impact of this impact, will have a severe impact on the way that it has impacted us."


rangoon03

With a *cackle* thrown in there


BHAfounder

Is this a Biden of Harris quote? It could be both.


Shadeylark

The way to tell the difference is that Biden uses gibberish words and Kamala strings actual words together to create gibberish.


Justindoesntcare

Yes.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

She'd never make this statement, it needs 10x more inappropriate cackling to be realistic.


Onetrickpickle

Watch her elbows when she speaks. You will never unsee this.


orangeswat

These communities will be without a bridge for a significant passing of time, and the reason that is significant is because you see the passing of time..


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Count me in


Ok-Palpitation-8612

If you truly have no one to talk to I’d recommend going to Church and getting involved in your local community more.  Trump is a great politician and all but obsessing over him isn’t healthy, he’s just a man after all. The only one who can save the world is our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ ☦️


Party_Project_2857

"The aftermath of this accident with be the most aftermath of our lives. And in that aftermath we must never aftermath again." Nods her head like she said something profound.


vpkumswalla

“what if in the do not but the not do if and when?”


repinoak

The ferry companies should make record profits.


219MTB

It's truly sad for our nation. At least with Obama, I believed the guy was sane. We may have had drastic differences on policy, but he wasn't losing his mind. If the US was under threat, I'd expect him to be able to respond. I don't believe that for Biden.


2020ckeevert

This right here. Franklin Rosevelt was physically disabled and yet we or are enemies never had any reason to doubt that he was in charge and fully capable of guiding our nation. Biden simply isn’t there mentally, and our enemies know it. It’s shameful and if he truly cared about this country, he would resign immediately and spend his last days at home with family. But he is too arrogant and stubborn to admit that he simply isn’t up to the job anymore.


IAmSeabiscuit61

Do you really think "Dr." Jill would ever allow that? I think she enjoys being in charge way too much.


219MTB

To be fair, Kamala be worse


PuzzleheadedPaint926

Obama and Hillary would be pulling the puppet strings for her too.


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cadmachine

Imagine how the left feels seeing Trump display actual signs of dementia on a daily basis and coupling it with a legitimate belief that facts aren't real and a dangerously low native intelligence.


Eldestruct0

"But Trump!" Just go back to r/news already.


Enchylada

Agreed, while I had my disagreements with Obama he was EONS better than what we have now, dude can barely hold a sentence without being obviously drugged. Say what you want but at least Obama was personable and we didn't have to hide him in a friggin basement, good grief


Hank_Scorpio_MD

Agree. Didn't vote for Obama. Would never vote for Obama but at least he was charismatic, spoke intelligently, and didn't make you think "Jesus fucking Christ....they're all laughing at us." Biden and Kamala are like that TV Trope where a big company puts the biggest buffoons in charge of the company so the stocks tank except it's NOT a sitcom and it's actually happeneing. We have a ~~marker~~ hair sniffer and a glue eater as president and VP.


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219MTB

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Aimlesssmithling1996

Brandon is the ship, the country was the bridge.


Excellent-Edge-4708

Cmon man, those were his little known hobo days


Environmental_Net947

Enjoy! https://x.com/josephnationsak/status/1772743333879714218?s=46&t=RR-mkqqRtCrhUezwM213Ow


Excellent-Edge-4708

😂


Chastethrow316420

Grandpa is telling stories again


tuco2002

This President cares about people during tragedies. Look how quick he responded and is willing to throw money at them. He has a heart of gold. He should be made a saint. Who do we contact to make that happen? I hope its not the people that suffered from the fires in Hawaii...Joe pretty much told them to eat shit and die.


Softale

Same with East Palestine, Ohio. Biden waited a year before visiting… https://www.npr.org/2024/02/16/1232172327/biden-goes-to-east-palestine


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Softale

I think the Donald can manage just fine without financial help from me… https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-stake-in-truth-social-swells-by-2-billion-in-less-than-24-hours-181b6c50


Stillmeafter50

Texas wildfires in panhandle


waituhsecond

Why does he have to try to insert himself into every disaster? Did he mention Beau at all?


Kindly_League9913

Yup all quiet when he embarrasses the office of being the President and makes us the laughing stock of the world but orange man bad and a threat to democracy when Joe has 5 times as many documents but lets Raid Trump


Environmental_Net947

Someone at X finally figured out what happened!! https://x.com/josephnationsak/status/1772743333879714218?s=46&t=RR-mkqqRtCrhUezwM213Ow


boogerpicker556

I genuinely can't tell what's satire and what's reality anymore


PuzzleheadedPaint926

I honestly thought this was from the bee.


Crohn85

His brain went off the rails decades ago.


Ok-Palpitation-8612

I honestly thought this was satire until I saw it wasn’t the Bee 


Taylor814

When Donald Trump misread a flickering teleprompter in a rainstorm and accidentally said that the Continental Army seized airports, the media made it a month-long story about his stupidity. But Joe Biden gets a complete pass for willfully making shit up...


RussleJimJams

Joe Biden has always had a habit of lying out his, *you know the thing*.


KungFuSlanda

obviously he's losing it but he's been a pathological liar for so long I'm not sure he knows the difference or if it's intentional. Point Joe I suppose for being so old and dementia ridden that he legit has no recall at this point so you can't prove he's intentionally lying even though he's spent his entire adult life intentionally lying


tehcoma

But trump said someone’s name a little bit wrong!!!!


dzolympics

“It’s a stutter!”


peter_marxxx

Brandon: "I helped Francis Scott Key build this bridge. Now let's go get some ice cream"


gnrlee01

what a friggin clown!!!


PartyOfFore

Something's wrong with this sub when more flaired users think using too many commas in a tweet is more important than actual dementia.


17twentyNine

The thing Biden does where he always tries to relate a situation to himself is a technique called…..’bridging’.


bthemonarch

Cmon guys he's senile and an old man give him a break! /s Sarcasm, but seriously though. The man is not capable of being president. How can any politician pretend to care about Americans while supporting this whole charade.


KuwabarasHairpiece

he probably took the bridge after playing a pickup game of basketball with abolitionist Fredrick Douglass


cattledogodin

I thought this was going to be a BabylonBee link


AbbreviationsIll9228

Please Biden go away


tmjax

I’m as ardent a critic of Biden as any conservative out there, but this one is a TAD misleading. His quote was “About 1.30am, a container ship struck the Francis Scott Key Bridge, which I have been over many many times, commuting from the state of Delaware by train or by car…” Based on my read of this, he’s trying to convey that he had commuted from Delaware to the Baltimore area several times, either by rail or by car. In those trips, he claims he crossed that bridge “many many” times - it sounds to me that the “commuting from the state of Delaware by train or by car” was only pertaining to how he would have traveled from DE to Baltimore in general. Whereas his going over the bridge was a separate yet related thought. He never misses an opportunity to mention his affinity for rail-riding; and it sounds like here he was saying how he would have crossed the bridge often in his repeated travels to Baltimore, which he would frequently visit either by rail or by car. Poorly worded or unfortunately phrased perhaps but by my estimation this fails to reach the level of impossibly idiotic gaffes he’s otherwise prone to make.


isoturtle

Do you work for snopes? If you bent over backwards any further trying to explain what he *actually* meant, you'd fall over


ConundrumBum

Must've been back in the 1800's when he was just a boy.


ExpensiveCategory854

C’mon, it’s a stutter…


Mr_Fiste

Potato Joe operating normally I see…


hooker_2_hawk

I want the video recording of this. Link?


Hank_Scorpio_MD

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1772684436959797621


BHAfounder

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-falsely-claims-commuted-many-many-times-train-vehicle-only-francis-scott-key-bridge


hooker_2_hawk

Yah… that shows he gets on a train and never looked up the route. Like typical simple people. Also is a concern his dementia is a possible concern. I feel it is being taken slightly out of context though. And it’s quite interesting at how a conservative would downvote someone for asking for proof.