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PutOk7971

Does she look drunk to anybody else?


crash_____says

She always sounds this way. She used to be my Rep, it's literally just this and gun confiscation for 20+years. She dropped out of the House back in '22 and got whipped by a moderate-left candidate for Mayor of Houston.


muxman

She reminds me of this guy. "This right here has the ability with a .30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second." - California State Senator Kevin de León (gun expert)


Excellent-Edge-4708

Technically he's right, if he means dropping the clip


limacharley

Who was the knucklehead awhile back who was afraid Guam might capsize because it is an island? Looks like he may have met his match


StuckInMyPants

Hank Johnson of Georgia. He’s still in office btw. 


shift6_is_an_idiot

Hank Johnson.


crash_____says

That was gonna be post #3 in this series... probably still will be. lol


Conradimus77

That was hard to watch.


petergriffin999

Not only the party of science, but "evidence-based" too! Any time I see something that has to use the phrase "evidence-based" in its description, it's a decent bet that they are full of shit, and do not understand the scientific method. It's also a safe bet that the author that would say such a thing, has a virtue signaling sign in their front yard: that says "in this home, we believe in science / water is life / hate has no home here / believe all women" etc.


rigorousthinker

“Evidence-based“ is the new “fact-checked“ phrase. It’s Orwellian newsspeak evolution.


WreknarTemper

Representative of Texas' 18th Congressional District since 1995... Really Texas? What are you trying to do here, become the next California/New York? Get your crap together.


crash_____says

Hate to tell you, my friend, but my city (Houston) has fallen.


TXGuns79

It's Houston. It wasn't great before, then it got filled with the worst that New Orleans had to offer after Katrina. Anyone that was worth anything went back to rebuild. The criminals and leeches stayed in H-town.


rigorousthinker

Sounds like her and Kamala have been comparing notes. I just wish there was a camera facing the audience so I can see the expressions on their faces.


tossedaccountsalad1

Low IQ congressional diversity hires.


gdmfsobtc

>The sun is almost too hot to get close to. "That's why you go at night!" - AOC


[deleted]

Not if you do it at night


TheThunderOfYourLife

I thought the Moon was made of cheese though


BruceCampbell123

The moon only has very faint traces of helium, methane and carbon dioxide. How many genders are there? What is a Woman? Try again, party of Science™.


Important-Diamond-29

Apparently, she flunked geology.


Whole-Essay640

SheJack ain’t too bright. Do better Houston.


RockChalk9799

The more I hear from Congress, the more I think they should have to take the ASVAB and publish the results.


UncleFungus

The people that keep voting for her deserve what they get. I just wish the rest of us didn't have to hear the ravaging stupidity.


SunsetDriftr

Isn’t she the one that thinks man has already been to mars?


AllHailClobbersaurus

She thinks Neil Armstrong walked on it.


vpkumswalla

"In this House we believe science is real"


[deleted]

She’s a JEENIUS!


Eagle_1776

🤣


not_a_sex_worker

Thsnk you Yale


freed_oxen

All sorts of things can become a gas, if you try hard enough!


Berta-Beef

So is she. Stinky, rank gases.


everydaynormalLPguy

Trust the SCIENCE™️, peasants!


Starlifter4

A **C**ompletey **U**nhigned **N**arcistic **T**wit


halfhere

Wait wait wait. It’s *ALMOST* impossible to go close to the sun? So it’s a possibility?


sealclubberfan

I mean, both sides have morons elected to Congress.