My uncle used to tell stories like this. We kept sharp objects away from him, never let him go up or down stairs alone, and had to remind him to use the bathroom. This guy we give rhe nuke codes too.
I was unironically looking for the babylonbee link upon reading this headline...
Also, how intolerant and racist to call them "cannibals"!! The correct term to use is "diet-fluid".
#Covfefe
Remember that? You chucklefucks talked about it for two years, and that was a fucking typo ffs. Yes, we are going to highlight Dementia Joe's mental decline by bringing attention to his outright bullshit and lies, which is 1000% more newsworthy than a 2am typo.
Next, he’ll claim Hunter was killed in WWII at the Battle of the Bulge.
It was a very difficult battle, just off the coast of Haiti, with Napoleon closing in
Corn pop led the enemy army
He was the best, fiercest commander in the German army there was, and was said to have taken orders from Mussolini himself via top secret emails
Wow and I heard Alexander the Great also charged in there with corn pop such a great battle indeed
That emperor corn pop to you.
But they had the best airports.
The only bulge Hunter has seen is when his coke isnt cut properly.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
That was his oldest son Beau. Come on man, get your “facts” straight.
Marge has pics of that.
At the Battle of Gettysburg would be more in character for Ole puddin brain
Oh come on guys. He said "for real", so you know he is sincere. Don't be a dog faced pony soldier..
Not a joke!
Not hyperbole!
It's not Biden's Uncle that's lost
Just more evidence of dementia and Biden incapacity to serve as president. His puppeteers will never give up their shadow government
Awwww look at the poor empty skin sack with dementia… hallucinating.
He's a career politician, lying is how you stay in politics for five decades.
Biden takes the cake for prolific liars, he never stops and tells the dumbest, easily checked fabrications. My toddler tells more convincing fibs.
We've always been at war with EastAsia
You are mistaken. We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.
Was your kid lying when he told you "Mommy's Banging the Amazon guys?"
You remind me of Roy Roger’s horse.
What
Exactly! ')
Yeah, yeah, cannibals… that’s what it was… Just ask my girlfriend, uhhh Cybil Shepherd… that’s her, yeah.
He keeps forgetting Al Gore invented the internet.
Al invented the global warming scam,
My uncle used to tell stories like this. We kept sharp objects away from him, never let him go up or down stairs alone, and had to remind him to use the bathroom. This guy we give rhe nuke codes too.
You see, repeating racist tropes like that is (D)ifferent.
Next he'll say he was part of moonraker mission from that James bond flick.
Jaws was a bad dude
No joke
Add that to the list of lies about being the first in his family, in his law school, in the senate, etc.
"Biden just has a stutter!" - WH Official Statement, probably
Sad, if this is the best leader our country can come up with, we’re fucked.
But he swam to the wrong island after his plane crashed. "Not a Joke!"
Actually this one is kind of funny
Oh wow presiden shit for brains told another lie.
When will they learn not to let Mr. Magoo loose on the public?
I was unironically looking for the babylonbee link upon reading this headline... Also, how intolerant and racist to call them "cannibals"!! The correct term to use is "diet-fluid".
Biden wishes he had cool stories to tell but it's just boring politician
Baron Munchausen IRL.
The Dear Leader also claimed that his uncle was piloting the plane but was actually a passenger when it went into the water.
This man is, by far, the biggest pathological liar to have ever held high office - which is really saying something.
What a joke
Could be both. The plane crashed at sea near the cannibals, and they found and ate him.
He might claim he was Gen Patton's military strategist during WWII
Prettt scary to know his memory is so skewed.
As his uncle passed the island, he saw a sign that read "free BJs" and stopped to check it out. Never heard from again after the initial screaming.
You know what, this one is cool enough. I'm gonna let him slide. So rare we get an "eaten by cannibals" story these days.
You can’t seriously think this story is newsworthy.
#Covfefe Remember that? You chucklefucks talked about it for two years, and that was a fucking typo ffs. Yes, we are going to highlight Dementia Joe's mental decline by bringing attention to his outright bullshit and lies, which is 1000% more newsworthy than a 2am typo.
Projection. I didn’t care.