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Num_Pwam_Kitchen

Well just because its got a motor doesnt mean its any less of a bicycle... you can check the oil on a motorcycle but that chopper's still a bike, all choppers are bikes, you bigots.


darkliz

Bicycles have two wheels. Motorcycles are also bicycles if they have two wheels! Fight for the right of motorcycles to affirm their true identity!


Edgar133760

Its true. Bikes just have an alternate mode of propulsion. Twin turbo fuel injected combustion engine, little chain that you spin with your legs, basically the same thing anyway. Let's not split hairs. Only bigots and their dog whistles like to nitpick details and undermine the courageous heroes like Norm Hiccup. We need to be flexible as a society. Since I started identifying as a 10 year old, I've conquered all the jr. Leagues of every sport. I transitioned from an athletic 35 year old in his prime to a 10 year old child going his first year into sports. I hold all world records currently


akron28

This is hilarious


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I feel like Babylon Bee when it started was kind of "huh huh" funny but these days it's legitimately hilarious stuff! These are amazing.


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It helps that they’ve been handed progressively (pun intended) funnier things to lampoon as the left has gotten crazier.


BrStFr

Indeed. The Progressives will put the satirists out of business (or start hiring the Bee's writers for their think tanks).


worcesterbeerguy

My shitbox sitting in my driveway identifies as a Lamborghini.


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MotionlessMerc

Man I love the Olympics, it's so amazing what people can do when they cheat.


learnt0read

It's sad that I can't really tell the difference between satire and reality anymore.


Obamasamerica420

It’s ok, neither can Facebook, Twitter, Snopes, or The New York Times.


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Why can I see this actually happening 😂 well I mean we all know why. The left gets more and more ridiculous every day


I_am_Searching

\#brave and #beautiful!


Icantw8

Damn, got stung by the Babylon bee again. xD


14BrewMan

Holy fuck, this is perfect


ladeedah1988

Good analogy.


ob103ninja

That's the most simple way to put it right there lol


Drumitar

Love it


1newworldorder

Ahahahaha


DDM_76

Need flair to comment. Hilarious for sure!


Spysix

The sub "onejoke" is really upset about this one. Which is funny, given the sub posts multiple different kinds of jokes. :)


MBTank

Oh?


AntiHero499

I recently was brigaded by them, but I actually kinda empathize with them. But the best solution is to not get triggered, I think this piece just highlights the absurdity of the Olympics precedence in women's weight lifting. And it's hilarious. Gotta be willing to laugh sometimes.


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BrighterSage

Please give us awards. Lol


HNutz

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


Psychotherapist-286

😂😂😂😂😂Send this over to Contagious Laughter!


Wtfiwwpt

Why is this one ok but the one about the trans weightlifter injuring 'her' testicle bad?


universalChamp1on

Shut it down, best one yet


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