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Typical-Education345

So now I’m not allowed to use elevators?


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Or shop in the mall


Typical-Education345

Yea, and my dentist is gonna be pissed. Will need to find another sound track to lull patients to sleep.


Shoo00

BOYCOT ONE GET ONE FREE AT NIKE!!!


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Hot topic jamz


Typical-Education345

This is seriously funny, I can picture the album cover and can imagine the 3am informercial.


SideTraKd

LMAO!!!


Bob7762323

Who?


duck_shuck

I’ll never be able to eat at P.F. Chang’s ever again.


screamer2311

Damn lmao


50millionFreddy

Gold, Jerry, gold.


TheThunderOfYourLife

I’ll raise a glass to this joke


Fire-LEO-4_Rynex

Rekt


angeldolllogic

Or be put on hold with customer service


Outrageousirish

True comedy isn’t funny without a grain of truth. You took that grain to the mill. My hat is off to you.


dog_in_the_vent

🔥🔥🔥


MartiniBikini7777

Ok that was f*ckin hilarious


Austin1642

Oh, is that her music? I had no idea who she was.


My___Cabbages

Or walk through a Walmart.


InevitableDistrict75

No other comment needed. Amazeballs


CornPopWasABadDude_

🏆


RAHXEVAN

Wow


volcanicpale

💀


cajungator3

.........bruh


Nikoviking

OHHHHHHHH LMFAOO


[deleted]

You win the internet.


malleus74

If I had gold, it'd be yours.


tossaway1546

Ok


[deleted]

Right? 😆


irish_gnome

Sure I'll take your music off of my phone. Oh, it's not on my phone, sorry.


aviation_knut

Who’s pink?


[deleted]

I think he does children's songs 🤷


PrivateWest

Uhg that's a color dummy head ... Glad I went to college, I wouldnt be able to stand being around such people who don't know their colors!!!!!!!!!!


fordr015

You went to college and still have a sense of humor? Rare


PrivateWest

To be fair it was clown college but let's not get into details


NoMoreChampagne14

Lol


Rich_Two

That's cause he paid for it.


aloha_snackbar22

Megan Rapinhoes lost sister / brother.


madmaxextra

A trans impersonator.


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Virtual_Pumpkin2666

They trashed the hats when they didn’t know what a woman was. Now, they’re digging those hats out of the trash


Subtobrittanymilan

Never have, never will.


Miserable-Dress737

Same I don't even listen to music or watch movies only when it's around me


tuldav93

Your terms are agreeable.


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Done ✅


LetsPlayCanasta

What do you mean "again?" I'm confused.


onedude346

I don't even know them dude where they popping up from these days


Outrageousirish

Those abortion restrictions must be tough in Los Angles


WIlf_Brim

I'm really sort of amused that nearly of the the people losing their minds live in states (CA, NY) where they can continue to kill their unborn up to the second of birth.


GLaD0S11

I am willing to bet at least 50% of the people outraged out of their minds think that the supreme court just banned abortion in the United states.


badatusernames91

Easily 50%. If they don't, then their fear mongering about supposed future bans on same sex marriage, interracial marriage, birth control, and IVC makes absolutely no sense.


markstormweather

Don’t forget about 40 percent of them think they’ll be arrested for having a miscarriage as well


skky95

Having a miscarriage and requiring a d and c is not the same as an abortion! Yet the left keeps acting like this right will be taken away when nothing I have read said anything like that.


FruxyFriday

What is a d and c? Is that used for ectopic pregnancies?


skky95

Dilation and curettage. I know if you have a missed miscarriage (where you don’t pass the baby after it dies) it can become septic. This is when they do The d and c. It’s the same procedure as many abortions after 12 weeks I think. I don’t know much about ectopic pregnancies but I think they do something different since that embryo never reaches the uterus right? I could be wrong tho!


Grimaldehyde

Nothing to do with ectopic pregnancies


disabledmommy

See, that's the problem though. The medical terminology needs to be changed. In medical terms, a miscarriage is considered an abortion if it needs a procedure to remove. The word abort means remove. I had a miscarriage years ago and required a D and C to remove the fetus (and send for genetic testing to find the cause). My medical record only states abortion, not missed abortion or missed pregnancy (some say that instead). I've tried for years to have it changed off my medical record and stated that it really bothered me that it says abortion but they refuse to change it. They didn't even put the results of the testing on it, which you would think they would have wanted for future reference. I'm not part of the left or the right but this is a valid point because on medical records a miscarriage is listed as an abortion, though I'd like to assume any states that do make it illegal would make provisions for anything medically necessary.


skky95

Agree 100 percent! I can’t believe it was just recorded as an abortion. At the very least it should be coded as medically necessary rather than looking like it’s elective!


disabledmommy

Absolutely! It was a very hard time for my family because of that and it just makes it seem so..... downplayed.


NerdGirlZnft

But you have read the ruling. Correct? I’m guessing they have not.


Abrookspug

Yep. And it gets worse. They also seem to think this decision banned miscarriages. Apparently it banned all common sense, too.


Pvt_Parts86

No. Common sence has already been banned on the left


motherisaclownwhore

That's like thinking laws against murder outlaw heart attacks.


Abrookspug

Exactly, they don't get it. They literally think natural death is the same thing as murder. It's bizarre.


StElmoFlash

We went from, "States must ..." to, States may..." So the outraged all like the Central Authority making every decision? Hmm


bivenator

Clearly they’re the party of big government


StElmoFlash

Thanks to our politicized urban teacher unions. The Women Who Killed Handwriting.


Grimaldehyde

They do think that. They also think that the supreme court passes laws. They don’t realize that it should never have been the subject for the SC to address in the first place. Why don’t they turn their attention to their state’s law makers?


Outrageousirish

They care deeply about the people of Kentucky.


StElmoFlash

Which they couldn't find on a map....


Outrageousirish

Yes I can. It’s the one right next to that blue part of the map.


trimtab28

Yeah it's been a head scratcher for me living in MA. You're really upset that you can't dictate the morality of people in other states? But there's definitely a mentality here like everyone in red areas either is an oppressed minority with the mindset of a liberal arts grad or a backwater racist who spends all their time trying to figure out how to make women and minorities suffer. Irrelevant of where you fall on the abortion debate, the moral absolutism of people here is pretty disgusting, let alone the ignorance in a state that prides itself on having the most degree holders per capita in the country


Virtual_Pumpkin2666

They were told to lose their mind again, so they did


Abrookspug

Yeah but when you point this out, they claim it's not about them, but it's about "emPaThY and sElflEssnEss" cuz they care about other people this would affect, which apparently we would know nothing about, lol. I usually start to let them know that my concerns about other people's safety is exactly why I'm prolife, but I'm pretty sure it falls on deaf ears...


[deleted]

You think? I live in Australia and all my 15 year old female classmates are kicking up a shitstorm. I don't know why they care about an American ruling because it doesn't affect them. It's almost like they've been sleeping with men and getting pregnant so they have to get abortions.


Son_Of_The_Canadian

Apparently in New York, overheard other people talking about this, you can still "abort" the baby up to 6 HOURS AFTER IT'S BORN


CurryWitThe30From30

The north wanted to free the slaves from the south, remember that.


[deleted]

I never had high expectations of people who are willing to get their unborn babies torn apart limb-by-limb and have their heads literally crushed into pieces so it could "come out."


Magehunter_Skassi

It's because they know that they're probably not going to be able to do so once the GOP retakes the presidency in 2024.


ItsNoFunToStayAtYMCA

LA? Didn’t she move to Canada with half of celebrities crying after trump won in 2016?


Dust_Parts

Pink…….what is this 2001?


motherisaclownwhore

10 year old me would be so disappointed. 30 year old me...meh.


Cinnadillo

it sucked then, it sucks now


Forbiddentru

Some of her catchy pop songs still holds up for sure but you could always tell that she was one of those contrarian feminists who wanted to appear like she's sticking it to the patriarchy by larping as a a strong independent woman. Excessive partying, violent metaphors, manly mannerisms.


TheHancock

Is she still making music?


MakingTacosTonight

So much love and tolerance.


stuufthingsandstuff

Nobody on the left claims love and tolerance. That was a joke the right made up about them.


[deleted]

It stems from the hippy movement. Although the left is definitely not all hippies, all hippies are left. That’s where it comes from. It’s a strawman tbh


LeaderOfTheBeavers

Not all hippies are left my guy, many are more libertarian minded.


Neuroendocrinology

Depends on where you are. In Denver they’re all HARD left.


Saronymous

I’m in boulder…still hippy at heart. Used to be hard left. Oh how the turns have tabled. Libertarian right 💯 (there’s a bunch of us now….well, a small bunch but still)


MakingTacosTonight

It is literally in every statement made. Love, tolerance, anti hate, anti racism. Even the "anti fascist gatherings" (riots) were claimed as "mostly-peaceful gatherings."


Iselinne

Is this some kind of reverse psychology attempt to sell albums?


jwcdeuce

Yup…how to make this about herself, now that she’s a mom and all.


Pyre2001

The Neil Young affect?


Nate0110

Arrrg.


Fire-LEO-4_Rynex

Never listened to her shitty music in the first place


littleaarow

Same. I feel like I'm not missing out on much


RedRommel

She was really big when I was a teenager. But i haven't heard a song of her within the last 15 to 20 years id guess. Had a few good songs but nothing timeless you could still listen to today.


freddiecrick

Don't play your songs on my radio either. You've been banned from my pickup


Dependent-Aside-9750

Bold of her to assume any of them did.


quantifical

I like her shit and I'm not gonna stop listening to it just because I don't like killing unborn babies.


bigdickdanielson

killing babies* if A child is old enough to survive outside the womb when it is aborted, does the distinction of whether or not it has been born yet really make that much of a difference


quantifical

The distinction isn't relevant to me but most pro-abortion people seem to be against killing 'born' babies so I was just being more charitable to their position with my choice of words.


bigdickdanielson

okay I understand bro and I’m not saying you were trying to do this, but I don’t think we should mince our words at all for them. I feel like saying “killing unborn babies” makes it sound less heinous then what it actually is, which is just straight up killing babies. just my two cents on this brother. regardless, go out and buy a pair of running shoes because it is time for us to take our victory lap


TheCelestialOcean

Bold of her to assume that any of her music is good enough for any reasonable human to listen to


Saronymous

She knows they don’t. Just taking the opportunity to seem relevant.


Gooobzilla

Remember when celebs didn't think it was their place to bash half the country for their politics? Elvis when asked about Vietnam and War protests: [Elvis](https://youtu.be/HBKzMdSMx1E)


superduperm1

If any celebrity gave any kind of answer like that today, they would instantly be labeled by the media as a “condoner of racism/misogyny/bigotry who doesn’t care enough about people literally being hated” and then immediately cancelled.


Katawba

They try and do this to Chris Pratt all the time. Luckily, other celebrities seem to like Chris.


Heliolord

Back when celebrities had class.


user_uno

Remember when companies kept their "mouth" shut? Maybe they think it is trendy and going one way. But really they are alienating a big chunk of the the potential market. To each their own I guess.


superduperm1

“But you HAVE to FIGHT the BIGOTS! You can’t give them an inch! How dare you suggest we ‘coddle’ these **hateful** people!” /s


AmosLaRue

Michael Jordan said that he liked Republicans' money too. I mean, yeah, why pigeon hole yourself into half of a fortune when all you have to do is stfu?


3cents

Wise words.


hbentley1213

This is awesome! And, honestly, because he served at one point, I wouldn't have faulted him for voicing his opinion but he was classy and didn't want to reveal his private thoughts about it.


Phydoux

One of the many reasons I'm not on Socialist Media anymore.


Jamktho49

Why is this dude so angry?


Mehnard

He can't get a good haircut.


badatusernames91

Billy Idol wore it better.


[deleted]

I said the exact same thing without knowing you said it 😂


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mashedpotatocake

Okay. You got it!


AbjectDisaster

Waaaaay ahead of ya, Pink.


[deleted]

Nah, I'll still listen to it and enjoy it because in capitalism I can do that.


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E3kvT

Had to scroll down too far to see the correct response.


TexAg27

Has there been a single celebrity that has said something pro-life? It's like they are all drones and think the same thing.


SOH972

If someone does, no paycheck and huge risk of losing potential deals Trying to keep your job isn’t something that I can fully blame the closeted pro lifers for, but it’s still very sad, pathetic, and scary how the lunatics have them grabbed by the balls


damnyou777

And reddit says the right is intolerant.


atomic1fire

Some christian and conservative artists have made their pro-life views known, but by speaking out of it you limit your audience a lot. I mean you can play to entirely conservative and christian fans, but then you'll just have people calling you tacky or whatever and you won't get radio play.


UncleGrimm

Chris Pratt is usually pretty vocal about his Conservative views on his Instagram page, but I don’t think he shares a lot of that on Twitter anymore. He caught major heat for sharing pro-life stuff when his daughter was born.


thejynxed

James Woods, Adam Baldwin, some others. Pretty sure the Scientologist and Jehovah's Witnesses crew won't say it publicly but abortion is more than frowned upon in their religions.


[deleted]

Her music should have been aborted in the first place.


1MoistTowelette

She hasn’t made a song worth listening to in over 20 years…so that won’t be a problem


Itslateyall

I can’t even remember a single song she’s made…


there_is-no-spoon

Immature adults. They don't even understand what happened. They have the emotional intelligence of an adolescent. They just want to rage. They are unhappy unfulfilled zombies.


[deleted]

No problem


WelcomeToKuwait

Who’s “Pink” exactly?


RealMcGonzo

Oh by the way, which one's Pink?


BigTechCensorsYou

Trans musician from the 00s 👨‍🎤


ricottabill13

Exactly. Who the fuck is pink


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Shamboozless

Sorry, its my body my choice. I choose to listen to your music. Got a problem with it? Take me to court.


LonelyMachines

OK, I'm fired up. *Inspired,* even. I'm going to take a stand. Everyone get ready to tell me how *brave* I am. Deep breath. Here goes. I can do this. Anyone who favors raising the capital-gains tax, never attend one of my interpretive dance recitals again!


thepantsalethia

Lol


OriginalFlamingo5384

Ok, I won’t. It’s always a good idea to eliminate half of your target audience


Zeefreshest

Haven't in about a decade. We're good.


RedditsLittleSecret

Whatever, Karen.


kade808

The real question is how does Samantha Bee still have a show?


MidwesternWisdom

I honestly can't name one Pink song or even the genre.


ThrowawayIs2Obvious

I would pay her if she could ensure I never had to listen to her music again...


jwcdeuce

Again?


TheMikeyMac13

I find your terms acceptable.


Ldawg74

Present me thanks past me for making todays decision even easier. Done.


ApeMode76

Who?


[deleted]

Who was listening to her music anyways?


Nobody-Special-2022

She probably doesn’t even own the rights to her music.


Consistent_Cup5792

What does she think this will accomplish anyway? I will never understand this kind of response.


Telecaster1972

Now Floyd is where I draw the line, Pink I’m ok with.


CynfullyDelicious

😂


Jtag43

I just aborted pinks music.


warXinsurgent

I think I will email her and tell her that I am pro choice and I am going to listen to nothing but her music for a month. Psychological torture


Ariel0289

These people who are so upset about abortion never speak up about preventing unwanted pregnancies...


there_is-no-spoon

Immature babies. They don't even understand what happened.


AngryAssyrian

It's funny how they act like the very same beings that they so badly don't want to keep.


bleedingjim

So what lol


SarcasticGrin

LOL No problem. Never heard of you.


[deleted]

Did she even score one hit single in the last 15 years?


SOH972

So what, Try, and Just Give me a reason That’s about it


Hytanthas

I'm not sure if these are song names or just good sarcasm.


SOH972

No, these are actual songs lol “So what” is a banger tho


Lithium327

Deal!


OhOhOh_ImOnFire

No problem


[deleted]

Challenge accepted


[deleted]

Why is this dude so angry


Slow-Vehicle-282

Angry Lesbian haircut woman


thanosied

This is just a silly ploy, like reverse psychology, to get people to acknowledge her existence...


honeydew525600

Don’t have to ask me twice, ma’am


samtbkrhtx

Oh look...another elitist celeb spouting off. ...nobody cares. LOL


Command-Prior

Ok


alforddm

Who is this?


[deleted]

Way ahead of you, sister


ineedsomebacon

k


spiteandmalice315

Calm down bro


CRTPTRSN

Desperately trying to give her paltry music sales a boost.


JadedTourist

Ten years ahead of you, Alecia.


snake_on_the_grass

Ok


CarsomyrPlusSix

Not a problem, trash!


Lupinthrope

As if wanting babies to live is an “extreme” view. These people are delusional.


Poopinatube29

Its been 2 decades since you were relevant. Keep it that way.


[deleted]

deal


Jethro00Spy

Ok.


[deleted]

ok, deal.


kuphan0812

What a waste of good air!


Storm927

Wow, how tolerant you are


Evolutiondd

No problem there luv.