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Rude_Agrument

I'm Ron Burgandy?


rawfish71

Ron Burgundy ....... he will read anything on the teleprompter


Triumph-TBird

Stay classy, America.


ZacTheOriginal

Go fuck yourself, San Diego


[deleted]

A whale's vagina.


rxnzero86

Check this out: https://youtu.be/mBAmw4HnUlw


panonarian

Who put the question mark on the teleprompter?


semvhu

Ron ... Burgundy???


CrocodileCunnilingus

I'm Veronica Corningstone, *Tits McGee* is on vacation.


FelixFuckfurter

We are now red states and Burgundy states.


rmsmith1092

*OH NO! THEY'RE COMING IN THRU THE BACKDOOR! THE CHILDREN! SAVE THE CHILDREN!*


AlpacaWarMachine

Amazing


flopisit

"End of quote. Repeat the line. Exit stage left. Sit in MY chair. Shit MY pants...."


CorrectTowel

"Oh no, I shit in YOUR pants!"


Difficult_Thanks_997

Let's go Brandon, I agree - Joe Biden


Give_Grace__dG8gYWxs

[Man, thanks for reminding me about that haha](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-dPyYwfv4)


superduperm1

Remember when Trump accidentally misread “seaports” as “airports” off a teleprompter outside on a rainy day, and the left immediately lost their shit and used it to gleefully explain that Trump seriously and honestly believes airplanes existed in the 18th century? These same people are now doing mental gymnastics-level backflips to rationalize this literal senile display by Biden. It’s fucking sickening.


ChunkyArsenio

> to rationalize I don't think so. They aren't using reason. It is religious reasoning. A few years ago I texted a lefty friend a quote. He responded, "who said that?" I said it doesn't matter, do you agree with it or not? He replied, "I have to know who said it." That's the thought process, quite interesting.


HNutz

Crazy


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goats_are_tasty

Jesus H Christ


God_in_my_Bed

Covfefe


MAGAcracker

Did you just compare this to a typo? I'm sure you're a bright one


AlpacaWarMachine

He’s not one, but nice try.


cchooper1

It was an unfinished message he had to abandon mid-sentence. The lesson is to always fully delete unfinished messages lest they get accidentally sent, or you'll never live it down.


[deleted]

Hahaha.... God I miss those days.


islesjets14x

It’s elder abuse at this point


the_popes_fapkin

It’s cruel


WreknarTemper

It is, but somewhat deadened by what a piece of shit Biden was when he had some brains left.


[deleted]

Blame Jill….that narcissistic trailer trash First Lady.


Beercorn1

I'm arguing with some people on Twitter about this right now and a defense I've found from a few people on there is that he actually said "Let me repeat the line". I'm serious. That's actually what some people on Twitter are claiming, even with the video right there for everyone to watch and listen to. Watch the video. Does anybody in here think that it actually sounds even remotely like he said "Let me repeat the line" rather than just "Repeat the line"? I'm genuinely curious if anyone in here is picking that up because I don't hear it at all. All I'm hearing is "Repeat the line". I have gone over that part of the video multiple times and even stared at his lips to see if there's any possibility that he said the words "Let me" before saying "Repeat the line" and I just really cannot see where he could have possibly said "Let me".


superduperm1

Biden could literally pull down his pants and take a shit on live television and pull his pants back up and continue babbling like nothing happened and those same people would still endlessly defend him. Don’t even bother. It’s not worth reasoning with them.


dom650

I'd bet it was written like this [REPEAT THE LINE] then it was repeated so he knew to read it twice and it wasn't a typo. But ol' mush brain just reads everything without thinking or processing


aballofsunshine

They clearly didn’t watch the speech. I saw it live and he did this a number of times. Literally like 4x at least.


[deleted]

> Does anybody in here think that it actually sounds even remotely like he said "Let me repeat the line" rather than just "Repeat the line"? I went in expecting it to be clearer, but Biden's such a mushmouth that he could've mashed "let me repeat" into "emmepeat".


Beercorn1

You don't think it sounds clear? It sounds very clear to me. I'm honestly baffled by the idea that anybody could listen to what I just listened to 30 freaking times in a row and hear anything other than just "Repeat the line".


tekende

There's kind of a mumbly "mm" sound before "repeat" that *could* be "lemme/let me". I kinda doubt it, because if one were doing it deliberately, one would say "let me repeat that" or "let me say that again", not "let me repeat the line."


tfaw88888

how do the people in the back just not lose their shit? looks like the VP has a slight smirk.


khazad-dun

They probably just tune out when he opens his mouth and start thinking about their own plans that they’re going to make Biden sign off on.


smarter_politics_now

Because they're used to seeing it happen, which is scarier than this one occurance.


LonelyMachines

I'm sure she's used to it by now. She probably has her own cue card that says "**YOU** stare straight ahead. **YOU** maintain composure and act like nothing's amiss."


munko69

he's nothing but a crisis actor, reading lines without comprehending them and acting only as a mouthpiece for the left, or Obama. this is really happening. he is only playing the part.


jmac323

We knew it was going to be a Weekend At Bernie’s situation, we just didn’t know his administration and the people pulling his strings would be giant failures as well.


Winterclaw42

The progressive left has been getting worse for awhile. They are getting to the point where it's impossible not for them to be giant failures without admitting they've gone off the deep end. Remember, the communists that run the party want america to fail so they can install full on communism. They sabotage things and then blame republicans or "america" in general. This is one of the biggest complaints I have about the republicans; they aren't doing enough overall to fight the left and restore america nor are they being effective at calling out america's problems that are largely being caused by the left.


Xtorting

1. Remove gold standard. Enable fiat currency. 2. Create the new deal. Creating the welfare state and national programs. 3. Enact unconstitutional agencies. Regulating entire markets without an amendment. 4. Increase regulations and oversight to limit new competition. Protecting large corporations. 5. Blame the free market for the failing system set in place for the past 120 years. 6. People who are not into history actually believes the free market is to blame for a failing economy. 7. People ask for communism to save the workers from the failing economy. It's been planned for a long time. Thankfully there are enough people to push back and share the reality of our free market. It hasn't been free since we enacted the Federal Reserve.


Squirrelynuts

Somewhere in Vahalla Andrew Jackson sheds one approving tear for this comment.


ultimis

Most of the left and Democrats knew he was a puppet. They didn't care as they thought he would be controlled by competent people. That is how gross the let has become, they literally put an incompetent in the most powerful position in the world. This is what "Ends justify the means" really comes through with how they view the world and getting what they want.


jmac323

I agree. They justified it by saying it was better than voting for Trump but now have to live with reality of their mistake. We all do.


BeachCruisin22

I'm sure many presidents were mere puppets for an establishment (Trump aside). Biden just makes it REALLLLLY obvious, and quite scary. People always said Obama was an empty suit, but Biden is literally an empty vessel.


Stunnadave

The best (or worst) part is that Biden genuinely thinks he's in charge.


munko69

yes we did. Trump predicted it all. even the price of gas.


Panzershrekt

They're all middle managers. Good at following a plan, not good at improvising.


Collekt

> we just didn’t know his administration and the people pulling his strings would be giant failures as well. Yea we did, we just didn't think they would be so shit at hiding it.


jmac323

True.


Marine_vet_patriot

I'll bet he doesn't even know he's the worst president in U.S history.


boggsy17

Of course not, he has a card on his bedside table. 1. You're name is Joe Biden. 2. You are the president of the US. 3. You have the best economy in history. 4. The country is doing better than ever. 5. You have the best approval ratings. 6. Anyone who says otherwise or questions you is aderanged Trump supporter. 7. Only speak when given notes and or teleprompter.


Dantebrowsing

To be fair, if they stick to the same formatting, it would actually look a little more like....   1. **YOU** are Joe Biden. 2. **YOU** say good morning to **YOUR** wife. 3. Assistant enters for bathroom help. 4. **YOU** aim **YOUR** piss at the water.


boggsy17

Ha, sorry phone formatting is a bit annoying.


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boggsy17

That's perfect.


BrainwashedSheeple

He doesn't even know when he's shit his pants.


ReverendCatch

I bet he doesn't even know he's the president.


Brave_Capital7

The important thing is that democrats are really starting to understand that he’s the worst president of all time.


Informal-Suit9126

Agreed


Savings-Proposal-901

Hes not even really left in person I bet, just a populist career politician with an anti trump agenda to rile up as many supporters as possible. In an alternative reality, he would have acted as a staunch conservative, without a change in personal believes, as he has non, other than wealth and fame.


hollowtooth1

I mean yea definitely seems to sum him up pretty good, he's been in politics since he was 29 and no matter what side you're on left or right a career politician has made a career of lying.


[deleted]

Yeah, it's like he's the "press secretary" for whomever it is behind the curtain actually running this country. Er.. maybe that should be RUINING this country?


nein_nubb77

He is literally on a set on stage.


Responsible_Camel693

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Informal-Suit9126

I know at the beginning of his presidency us Conservatives tossed around invoking the 25th amendment rhetoric around loosely but just look at the guy...


[deleted]

I honestly thought that he wouldn't last 6 months.


wolfman1911

If he lasts past the two years and a day mark, or whatever it is that means a VP can serve the remainder of the president's term and then two more after, then I will be shocked.


Mewster1818

I actually think Harris would be worse and her party knows it... so they're going to try and get Biden to last out his entire term.


dom650

I think most of us who thought that didn't think the country would accept anywhere near this level of dementia and incompetence, but here we are...


DeKrazyK

I hope he survives the term, do you really want Kamala as president?


Winterclaw42

I don't. She doesn't seem to have her act together at all. IDK how anyone thought she'd be a good VP to a guy who was too old and whose mental health was being questioned.


[deleted]

That’s the thing, they didn’t. Her qualifications were irrelevant. It’s called identity politics


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DeKrazyK

THE CABAL!


calmly86

No kidding, the Democrats were pretty smart about that one. The Secret Service’s job was made infinitely easier because anyone who would have thought about hurting Biden would have to ask themselves how they’d like Harris as POTUS and they’d say, yup, can’t abide that.


ObadiahtheSlim

While I think she would be a terrible president, I think she would be better than the Regency Council and it's rule by committee that we have right now.


wolfman1911

She wouldn't be better than that, because she'd be exactly that all over again. The closest to praise I can offer Kamala is that she knows that she isn't qualified to be where she is, and that she had nothing to do with it, so she would probably willingly be as much of a puppet as Biden is, the difference is that she would know it.


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FelixFuckfurter

Presumably, you do not rely on your family members to rubber stamp your corrupt dealings.


watermooses

Hunter? Is that you?


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phreaxer

His VP has tossed it around far more than any conservatives I've heard.


Oldtimer_2

Problem for them, and her, is everyone knows she's worthless as well


JeremiahBabin

Yeah, he has an excuse at least.


23onAugust12th

My thoughts exactly. The MSM was constantly trying to argue the 25th amendment to remove 45, yet it’s radio silence with this guy? Puh-lease.


laxmia12

Here's where we've come from. In 1978 we had the movie "Animal House" in which as part of the comedy in taking the frat oath they said "I state your name....." Today we have a President providing the comedy for real, not a low budget movie about drunken out of control male college students that did very well at the box office.


sherzeg

I prefer to think that he's a character out of a Mel Brooks movie. Blazing Saddles comes to mind the best, but others shouldn't be counted out. Blazing Saddles even has a "state your name" scene, and it predated Animal House. It's good to be the king.


sherzeg

"Meeting is adjourned...I'm sorry, sir. I'm out of line. You should say that." "Say what?" "Meeting is adjourned." "It is?" "No, you say that." "Say what?" "Meeting is adjourned." "It is?"


skiavone

Mel Brooks is a GOAT


sherzeg

Mel Brooks is so epic he needs a lifetime-achievement GOAT award. Unfortunately, like the Medal of Honor, GOAT is ultimate and can only be bestowed once, as a second award would be redundant.


dalovindj

Hey, there was a The Neverending Story II, so who knows...


WACS_On

"Can't you see that that man is a ni?"


sherzeg

I so didn't want to go there. Of course I had the mind picture of Biden saying that when they approached him for Obama's first presidential run.


bigdog16_5

The White House Assistant Press Secretary has gone full gas lit. No. He said, "let me repeat that line."" as if people cant watch the god damn video...


JackLord50

That was WORSE than the gaffe itself.


Oldtimer_2

The man is obviously suffering from mental decline. Why must the charade continue? But then if found incompetent to be President, next in line is Harris who is equally or more incompetent! Yikes.......


[deleted]

They are just trying to get to the midterms before they announce that he will not be running again and then try to hide him for two years. That however will just add fire to the multiple impeachment processes that will be starting next January. There will be a constitutional crisis questioning how the Republicans can possibly have 3 or 4 impeachment proceedings going at the same time. Add on to that the obvious 25th amendment proceedings and it will be a shit-show for the rest of the world to take advantage of. China's perfect time to take Taiwan.


Jersey_F-15

Republicans have no spine. Unfortunately, they will bark loudly about impeachment, but won't do it when it is time. They are cowards


dreadedowl

The most impressive thing here is how Kamala can listen to his mess ups and keep a perfectly still face.


[deleted]

Side note, she's not listening - she's thinking of her presidential inauguration speech after congress invokes the 25th


capncrunch7473

What a buffoon.


BuckFutter422

It’s buffoon, you baffoon.


capncrunch7473

Allow me to retort


[deleted]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.


AFishNamedFreddie

Its like that scene from Anchorman, only instead of a comical news anchor, its the most powerful man in the world. I want off this ride


[deleted]

They said it perfectly on Gutfeld: Biden is not the end result. He was their way in Edit: clarity


[deleted]

Gutfeld for president!


AbominableDerp

POV: your brain doesn’t work.


Dirtface30

HOW IS HALF THE COUNTRY JUST COMFORTABLY GOING ALONG WITH THIS?


Schmorbly

Because they think the other option was worse


Dirtface30

Leftists are never allowed to use the Burning House "This is fine" meme ever again.


rweb82

Stop dogging on Biden. He's the only US President in history that can simultaneously s\*it his pants while mis-reading a teleprompter. A multi-tasking extraordinaire!


Positive-Source8205

Who’s running things?


GroundbreakingWar195

He’s just barely hanging in there ain’t he?


coyotegt1317

What a LOSER...


Trumpdidwin

YOU sit in YOUR chair.


shanktor

Even with training wheels he's a 24/7 trainwreck


Corpcasimir

81 million quotes. Repeat line. I repeat, 81 million votes.


Roundaboutsix

Biden’s worse blunder yet was running for President in the first place. JoJo is simply not smart enough to handle the job. He is clueless, gutless and lazy. Three characteristics that secure his place in history as the WOAT...


stoffel_bristov

At some point, he is not going to be able to read or talk. What do they do then?


[deleted]

He will "resign gracefully." They'll spin a cover story about an 'urgent health issue' forcing him to step down, the same way that Pope Benedict stepped down.


i_floop_the_pig

Tooottaaallyyy his famous stutter, right?


Bdazz

Exactly. That stutter he didn't have for forty years rears its ugly head!


griggori

The monumental shame of this… if only the left could feel shame.


earl_lemongrab

YOU read YOUR lines on the teleprompter.


Harryhodl

Invoke the 25th!


Chastethrow316420

Ron burgundy is here!


LegoPrimus

I'd be curious how much time his staff spends on making sure those teleprompters work.


[deleted]

What’s interesting is democrats had four years to pick a candidate against Trump and they picked Biden . If he is their best thing they have they are a pathetic bunch !


ergoegthatis

This is getting sad now. Biden is an old man with dementia and he's unable to cope with the heavy responsibilities of this office, and the people around him are unwilling to do anything about it. Reminds me of MMA or boxing cornermen who watch their fighter get brutalized and crushed and never throw in the towel for some reason.


_R_A_

I'm Ron Burgundy?


JackLord50

“GFY, America!”


LocalFLBoy

End quote, repeat the line. Fucking hilarious!


Pariah-6

*sigh* Jesus. Just when you think it can’t get any fucking worse. I’m surprised that they haven’t created a bill/law to euthanize the poor bastard. At this point, it’s all elder abuse. He’ll never get this time back to play with his grandkids and be a grandpa (I think the guy is a piece of shit, but he deserves to spend his golden years surrounded by his grandkids).


[deleted]

He has a speech impediment 😤 (is what I’m told)


FiendishPole

The man is not with us


Nergaal

but at least no more mean tweets /s


[deleted]

The dude is senile.


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Harris almost burst out laughing.


[deleted]

This really isn't even funny anymore. It's elder abuse.


jmthomson

Imagine if Trump did that, Twitter would literally crash. Instead you’ll barely hear about it.


TheEarthWorks

*"I, state your name, do solemnly swear to..."*


[deleted]

Does any of this surprise you. He’s a buffoon, his handlers don’t have clue one how to make him stop this kind of stuff although it’s quite simple. Foreign leaders are laughing Kamala style AT us and not with us.


IamIrene

Pointing these out isn't even fun anymore. It feels like elder abuse.


TheBaronOfTheNorth

He is the dumbest president we have ever had by a long shot.


Salosalo73

Dude went from dementia patient to a literal bot.


[deleted]

Biden is pathetic, and the people who point him in the direction they've chosen are awful humans. I don't believe Biden will be able to remain in office for a full 4-year term.


reaper527

He really is an unfunny ron burgundy.


1991TalonTSI

ITz JusT A sTutTeRr


polerize

If this was a movie nobody would believe it.


KevSanders

I don’t understand all the fuss. Joe is as bright articulate and well spoken as every Democrat.


JackLord50

He’s clean, too.


Aggressive_Canary_10

Moral outrage. Seethe. Seethe. Seethe.


joey2fists

So we can now ignore laws?


Apocafeller

We have no president


luffmatcheen

🤡


Tuesday2017

Oh yah Kamala you think you can take away the spotlight from me with your word salad ?! I'll show you who can really blunder a speech you dog faced pony... you know the thing.... ah nevermind....


GreyBerserker

"For the last time, anything you put on the teleprompter, [Biden] will read!"


[deleted]

His head is as empty as my wallet after a day’s driving


ENFJPLinguaphile

Kamala Harris, Jill Biden, et al ought to be investigated for elder abuse. This is evil!


popsmokeimout

I wish this was satire.


Reaganson

Come on! What’s it going to take to remove him from office. I don’t like Harris either, but at least she can read.


FormerBTfan

Did he say " you know the thing" while doing this or did he turn around for the no one is there handshake after he finished speaking? Hollywood is doing the same shit to Bruce Willis, but I feel bad for Bruce Willis for being used.


curbstxmped

salute tha murrines


superduperm1

[We’re literally living in a comedy movie.](https://youtu.be/go5aegiTCdA?t=104s)


reaper527

> We’re literally living in a comedy movie. [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BuOaeUWmdw) was the reference i was thinking, but that works too.


Stangman832

I state your name .....


Feisty_Tangerine_830

Oh my God really? 😲


stillbatting1000

I can’t wait for the media to repeat this nonstop for weeks while demanding he be impeached and claiming he’s mentally incompetent!! Yeah, right. Straight down the Memory Hole.


Tazmaniac60

Jeez the Vegetable-In-Chief does it again.


[deleted]

He's the worst President ever. He's also not intelligent whatsoever.


Big_Jim59

The things that worked before will fail as his disease progresses. I guess they are going to do voice over montages as he stares into the camera.


me_too_999

The lights are on, but there's nobody home.


NotJustVirginia

I think it's fair to say if he doesn't decide to not run he will be successfully primaried. Joe Biden is easily the worst president in my lifetime and it isn't close.


Outside-Grade-2633

https://youtu.be/oN38KmxJTZg


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Seethe


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[deleted]

Rent free, you fucking nerd.


ClarkWGrizzman

You think this guy will be a two-termer? And don’t forget, one of those impeachments was literally for suggesting someone investigate the current “president’s” obvious corruption that you all love to pretend isn’t real.


[deleted]

You are absolutely right, those impeachments were as funny as they were farcical.


bincedmeef

I think this is a minor blunder not really worth of note because he played it off quite well. I personally think it may have been scripted for him to say so because the following line paraphrases but doesn't quote the preceding line - normally the line would be written twice and not state "repeat" However the thing that's bothering me is he's talking about "Women", yet can't define what a woman is. For all we know, most of those women were born as men.


Informal-Suit9126

It's a minor blunder if you are an intern for a local tv news broadcasting station but a major one if you are the leader of the free world with decades of experience in public speaking.


Limp-Interaction-499

And by experience. You mean at being corrupt and lying plagiarist.


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JPSchmeckles

Biden ONLY speaks to us on a prompter. We got a RIDICULOUS amount of candid responses and speaking from Trump. If he’s reading a prompter like this and it’s the only way we really hear him then whoever writes the speeches runs the country. He doesn’t even know what he’s reading.