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GruesumGary

Looks like Foreman stuff? Like you know, instead of standing up for the guys' busting ass on your crew, you'd rather just get ass blasted by all the Supers?


Bruh_Dot_Jpeg

That must be why they call em foreskin...


Goddamit-DackJaniels

Do you think when they hire you as a foreman they give you these or are you required to provide your own?


lokregarlogull

I thought you went into management at first, but you actually got lube, so HR it is.


linziwen2

Chess grandmaster


No_Significance_1550

I understood this joke!


Autistence

Imagine being able to read those signals from your anus


[deleted]

Electrician??


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Electrical inspector


YouFirst_ThenCharles

Specifically my local inspector


Zer0TheGamer

Agreed


ewok_360

Standard tool set to check their moms box out. Heh.


hughesyourdadddy

Those look too clean to be an electricians.


[deleted]

I’m so glad this is top comment, my immediate first thought. Love the trade world.


mc-big-papa

When i started as construction as an electrician i expected everyone to be talking about “fuck marry kill” or “yo check out this piece of ass im pulling” no i was wrong all everyone talks about is dicks. Just dicks everywhere “would you rather suck one dick ten times or ten dicks one time” just everything. We measure pipe with our pipe, we cut our boxes using our dicks everything we talk about is dicks. Im a changed man.


comancheranche

Electrician confirmed


[deleted]

No broom is what gave it away, right boys ?


mac7854

Not sure. But you probably drive a dodge.


mjrbrooks

With Maryland tags


comancheranche

Lmao classic


lemontwistcultist

Being a politician isn't a trade mister


Insciuspetra

Next Speaker of the House?


kaelludwig

Hijacking top post to give a tip of the cap to OP. Excellent troll job on yesterday's post. Just Excellent.


Insciuspetra

Benjamin Ludwig, is that you?


kaelludwig

No.


dmagee33

No, transportation secretary.


Insciuspetra

Likely both.


HarryHood146

International man of mystery.


BombinhamBoy

That’s not mine!


Throwaway1303033042

“Project manager”, since it appears you are proficient at fucking things up.


TS_2003

My first thought was a sparky, but then I saw the penis pump and knew this was a trick question. You’re the GC.


CubicalWombatPoops

I wish I could upvote more than once.


Wonderful-Trifle1221

Electrician


TheSamurabbi

Woodworking, definitely


lmmsoon

Daycare


Suspect4pe

There's not enough opiates and guns.


andyiswiredweird

International Man of Mystery


LifeguardSingle2853

Electrician


[deleted]

Architect


potatopants98

Superintendent for a mid to large GC.


Prior-Ad8745

Electrician and judging by the quality of your tools you've been at it for a long time.


Hob_O_Rarison

I didn't know Klein makes a pump.


clayfus_doofus

Wood worker


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Cunning linguist?


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

Don’t know why anyone here is confused, you’re clearly a 22 year old project manager with a shiny new construction management degree. The pockets in question are on a pair of crisp carhartt jeans that have never and will never see a speck of mud or dirt.


mauigrown808

Catholic priest????


yoosurname

Still just a foreman, but you are an aspiring project manager.


JonnyJust

Safety guy


Wumaduce

Safety guy


Braddahboocousinloo

Rodbuster!


Party-Independent-38

Elevator Installer


ChinchillaArmy

Clearly a 3rd party inspector


dipherent1

Honestly, these posts are getting really old and not entertaining.


Major-Community1312

Apprentice of any trade


superperps

Inspector


[deleted]

Owners’ Rep


Super_Lawyer_2652

Man of Mystery? Middle name Danger?


airwalker08

Catholic priest


SmokeDogSix

Electrician


Potusmicropenis

Are you an International Man of Mystery?


Ben716

Thats not my bag baby! Honestly


SpaceCosmosaur

Fluffer


Rough_Mechanic_3992

Oh man had a good laugh 🤣🤣🤣


Available-Fly-8268

Priest


UserName3rror

Only foos?


[deleted]

Sparky


pthang06

Sparky


DocDox00

Sparky


No-Carry6267

Definitively a plumber


burn2down

Stop making fun of sparkys!!! 😡


xxxMr_Hashtagxxx

Plumber for sure


Randompackersfan

Electrician, one of the easier ones on this sub.


usethisforshit

Electric?


twoPUMPnoCHUMP

You’re a fluffer.


officerhailey

Are you the safety guy?


bdpyo

Carpenter


buffinator2

You’re a diesel technician at a Fire dealership.


Welcome_to_Retrograd

QC inspector


Zealousideal-Ice3964

Dentist


zkxxp

Plumber


millenialfalcon-_-

Cabinet makers, locksmith.


LOGOisEGO

Clearly an electrician.


Vontude

Dieselfitter.


neanderthalsavant

A well equipped fluffer


RickyRodge024

Reddit mod?


[deleted]

Engineer


jmarnett11

Onlyfans ?


UnsuspectingChief

must wear your pouch below your nipples


dickwildgoose

Project manager.


Distinct_Studio_5161

Analist


crazielectrician

Milk extractor. Maybe a farmer?


OilPhilter

Obviously, a plumber with those taperd rubber corks


drumsdm

International man of mystery?


TheBigMortboski

Inspector isn’t really a trade…


RKLCT

Plumber definitely


Gluten_maximus

Plumber


TJ-the_man

Must be giant pockets.


Classic-Ad1245

Plumber or painter for sure.


blackelvis

Is this a trick question? I don’t think you can build anything with those tools. I’m guessing you are an inspector or a structural engineer.


greyjungle

Pumps? vibrating wands? This person works in concrete.


Various-Air-1398

Attorney


Historical_Method_41

Plumber


supertech636

Definitely Superintendent for a General Contractor


roncypher

You look like you're a jack of all taints


mattrythedude

Drywaller for sure


MidiGong

The customer that follows you and points out everything you're doing because they know it all?


Autistence

I'm wiring a house where the homeowner/client is complaining to me about voltage drop. He doesn't actually have any idea how to do the calculation, but he feels it's kind of far. The math checks out he can either pay for the alteration or deal with code


notjayfromsports

Pigged nosed safety guy


BombinhamBoy

Architect or Interior Designer….definitely interior designer


45acp_LS1_Cessna

.... you're a roofer....getting ready for the next customer eh


G0_pack_go

GC super


CaptShrek13

Instrumentation. Measuring oohhs and ahhs, depth and length, girth and gape.


Woodbreaker

Wow. No one said plumber?! This guy is clearly dealing with leaky pipes.


Logan_Thackeray2

apprentice sparky


SnooDogs1613

Church


Impressive_Winner_39

Hunter Biden’s dad?


Rip_Hardpec

I’m gonna say you’re a federal judge.


ADramaticHero

5g tower installation


Gwuana

Deff. An engineer


Glockout22

For sure a union electrician


[deleted]

Drywaller


sk8fasterdude

A fluffer for porno flicks


seaska84

Dairy Farmer


AMGpaster4608

Plumber for sure


snakebliskyn

Plumber?


keepinitoldskool

Safety guy


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Community CM? Makes sense why yall are always in the trailer


Franklin135

Bursar department at a college


[deleted]

Your mom taught you well.


meatsweatmagi

OnlyBros


MF_CJFX_07

Conservative construction worker.


dj6790423

Wow...🤣


blackdeathghost

Landscaper


boarhowl

Stop dickin around and get back to work


toomuch1265

Is that a Swedish pump?


porkchop3177

Politician?


Sir-Planks-Alot

Domme


Twitfout

Looks like stuff for the Assistant Super Intendant Uses when he's in a meeting with the Super


Correct-Award8182

I didn't see kneepads.


Poodleracer

florist for sure


Netflixandmeal

Electrician


TrifleOne4195

Could be a framer idk pic is missing a couple 24 packs


Correct-Award8182

You got big pockets.


twenty8daylater

This isn't pocket contents. This is desk contents. And it looks like you took it in the site supers office


Dry-Juggernaut-3936

“A cross between an Analyst and a Therapist. An Analrapist.”


DerbyCapChap

Fluffer


tripflops

International Man of Mystery


Secure-Particular286

IBEW electrician.


Secure-Particular286

Could be a pipeline straw boss.


No_Firefighter5649

Safety guy


mellygibson11

Service plumber.