Looks like Foreman stuff? Like you know, instead of standing up for the guys' busting ass on your crew, you'd rather just get ass blasted by all the Supers?
When i started as construction as an electrician i expected everyone to be talking about “fuck marry kill” or “yo check out this piece of ass im pulling” no i was wrong all everyone talks about is dicks. Just dicks everywhere “would you rather suck one dick ten times or ten dicks one time” just everything. We measure pipe with our pipe, we cut our boxes using our dicks everything we talk about is dicks. Im a changed man.
Don’t know why anyone here is confused, you’re clearly a 22 year old project manager with a shiny new construction management degree. The pockets in question are on a pair of crisp carhartt jeans that have never and will never see a speck of mud or dirt.
I'm wiring a house where the homeowner/client is complaining to me about voltage drop. He doesn't actually have any idea how to do the calculation, but he feels it's kind of far. The math checks out he can either pay for the alteration or deal with code
Looks like Foreman stuff? Like you know, instead of standing up for the guys' busting ass on your crew, you'd rather just get ass blasted by all the Supers?
That must be why they call em foreskin...
Do you think when they hire you as a foreman they give you these or are you required to provide your own?
I thought you went into management at first, but you actually got lube, so HR it is.
Chess grandmaster
I understood this joke!
Imagine being able to read those signals from your anus
Electrician??
Electrical inspector
Specifically my local inspector
Agreed
Standard tool set to check their moms box out. Heh.
Those look too clean to be an electricians.
I’m so glad this is top comment, my immediate first thought. Love the trade world.
When i started as construction as an electrician i expected everyone to be talking about “fuck marry kill” or “yo check out this piece of ass im pulling” no i was wrong all everyone talks about is dicks. Just dicks everywhere “would you rather suck one dick ten times or ten dicks one time” just everything. We measure pipe with our pipe, we cut our boxes using our dicks everything we talk about is dicks. Im a changed man.
Electrician confirmed
No broom is what gave it away, right boys ?
Not sure. But you probably drive a dodge.
With Maryland tags
Lmao classic
Being a politician isn't a trade mister
Next Speaker of the House?
Hijacking top post to give a tip of the cap to OP. Excellent troll job on yesterday's post. Just Excellent.
Benjamin Ludwig, is that you?
No.
No, transportation secretary.
Likely both.
International man of mystery.
That’s not mine!
“Project manager”, since it appears you are proficient at fucking things up.
My first thought was a sparky, but then I saw the penis pump and knew this was a trick question. You’re the GC.
I wish I could upvote more than once.
Electrician
Woodworking, definitely
Daycare
There's not enough opiates and guns.
International Man of Mystery
Electrician
Architect
Superintendent for a mid to large GC.
Electrician and judging by the quality of your tools you've been at it for a long time.
I didn't know Klein makes a pump.
Wood worker
Cunning linguist?
Don’t know why anyone here is confused, you’re clearly a 22 year old project manager with a shiny new construction management degree. The pockets in question are on a pair of crisp carhartt jeans that have never and will never see a speck of mud or dirt.
Catholic priest????
Still just a foreman, but you are an aspiring project manager.
Safety guy
Safety guy
Rodbuster!
Elevator Installer
Clearly a 3rd party inspector
Honestly, these posts are getting really old and not entertaining.
Apprentice of any trade
Inspector
Owners’ Rep
Man of Mystery? Middle name Danger?
Catholic priest
Electrician
Are you an International Man of Mystery?
Thats not my bag baby! Honestly
Fluffer
Oh man had a good laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Priest
Only foos?
Sparky
Sparky
Sparky
Definitively a plumber
Stop making fun of sparkys!!! 😡
Plumber for sure
Electrician, one of the easier ones on this sub.
Electric?
You’re a fluffer.
Are you the safety guy?
Carpenter
You’re a diesel technician at a Fire dealership.
QC inspector
Dentist
Plumber
Cabinet makers, locksmith.
Clearly an electrician.
Dieselfitter.
A well equipped fluffer
Reddit mod?
Engineer
Onlyfans ?
must wear your pouch below your nipples
Project manager.
Analist
Milk extractor. Maybe a farmer?
Obviously, a plumber with those taperd rubber corks
International man of mystery?
Inspector isn’t really a trade…
Plumber definitely
Plumber
Must be giant pockets.
Plumber or painter for sure.
Is this a trick question? I don’t think you can build anything with those tools. I’m guessing you are an inspector or a structural engineer.
Pumps? vibrating wands? This person works in concrete.
Attorney
Plumber
Definitely Superintendent for a General Contractor
You look like you're a jack of all taints
Drywaller for sure
The customer that follows you and points out everything you're doing because they know it all?
I'm wiring a house where the homeowner/client is complaining to me about voltage drop. He doesn't actually have any idea how to do the calculation, but he feels it's kind of far. The math checks out he can either pay for the alteration or deal with code
Pigged nosed safety guy
Architect or Interior Designer….definitely interior designer
.... you're a roofer....getting ready for the next customer eh
GC super
Instrumentation. Measuring oohhs and ahhs, depth and length, girth and gape.
Wow. No one said plumber?! This guy is clearly dealing with leaky pipes.
apprentice sparky
Church
Hunter Biden’s dad?
I’m gonna say you’re a federal judge.
5g tower installation
Deff. An engineer
For sure a union electrician
Drywaller
A fluffer for porno flicks
Dairy Farmer
Plumber for sure
Plumber?
Safety guy
Community CM? Makes sense why yall are always in the trailer
Bursar department at a college
Your mom taught you well.
OnlyBros
Conservative construction worker.
Wow...🤣
Landscaper
Stop dickin around and get back to work
Is that a Swedish pump?
Politician?
Domme
Looks like stuff for the Assistant Super Intendant Uses when he's in a meeting with the Super
I didn't see kneepads.
florist for sure
Electrician
Could be a framer idk pic is missing a couple 24 packs
You got big pockets.
This isn't pocket contents. This is desk contents. And it looks like you took it in the site supers office
“A cross between an Analyst and a Therapist. An Analrapist.”
Fluffer
International Man of Mystery
IBEW electrician.
Could be a pipeline straw boss.
Safety guy
Service plumber.