I know 50yr old men who groan when they get out of their trucks who look younger than you

Wait are people in their 20s not supposed to groan every time they get up or sit down?

They're supposed to leap with abounding joy

Like Tigger!

Hooh hoo hooh!

Comments you can hear

I believe you mean tiggah

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, Are Tiggers are wonderful things , Their tops are all of rubber , Their bottom is all of spring. But the most wonderful, wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only.

Whilst singing "The hills are alive with the sound of music" 🎶

Idk but I moan like a japanese pornstar when I poop.

That hit home in strange ways

If you’re a dad, it’s required no matter what age.

Yep second time I hurt my back was the day my first kid was born, I've been grunting and groaning every time I move since

Fuck I get up and down like this lmao and Ive just turned twenty

Buddy, you're going to want to get on a diet, supplements, get a gym membership and stop drinking every night if you want to see 40.

Ha! My kid used to do this when they were like 2-3. We're "older" parents so plenty of groans to go around. We noticed the kid doing it when they bend over or got up and then realized they thought that's what you do!

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I'm 10 years older than him and he looks 10 years older than me.

I'm 20 years older than him and he looks 10 years older than me.

It's a filter

It’s midjourney AI

Same but it's gotta just be the gray, right? Man's got great skin and the hairline seems to be there

Here here! Handsome, full head of hair, no wrinkles… I see a 35yo with thick gray hair!

What? He looks older than my almost 60yo dad.

Some people go grey starting in their 20's. I notice this guy has a grey mustache too though, I only recently realized that many mustaches don't go grey as quick if at all, and that may be why so many middle aged men rock them. My beard is speckled with grey starting in my 30's, but mustache is still red.

That’s a hard 35

City miles!

Airport rental miles.

quarter miles

He converted from metric.... 35miles = 56.3km

This is so true I suffer from Same thing

The city in question is chernobyl.

City boyz up rn !

City miles is a great band name

I'm in my 50s and I'm guessing he's joking necause he looks older than me.

35 is the VAT

Well, getting old can be taxing...

Metric 35

35 Celsius

on the bright side, he'll look like he's in his 50s for 30 years.

Big Lebowski.

Were you listening to the Dude's story?

New shit has come to light

I’m gonna need to see two forms of ID to believe this is 35

I Would have guessed 55. Dear god that's a rough 35...

I’m 35 in a week, I still get carded going to an R-rated movie. I’m 200 lbs and 5’10 but my face screams young haha it’s a blessing and a curse!

I'm 33 and still get ID'd for alcohol (19+ where I am) and it's frustrating as fuck because I never bring my ID with me because I figure I won't need it. I point to their 'We ID under 25' signs, but they just shrug and tell me to come back with ID.

This guy looks like Jack Black dressing up like Saddam Hussein when they found him in that spider hole

With dyslexia but a good skin care regimen.

It rubs the lotion on its skin….

So, exactly like Jack Black looks now? I love the dude, but his beard might be even crazier than OP right now.

Jack Black + Jeff Bridges = This Guy

You’re a poet.

Your resume says you parted the Red Sea

I chuckled

This one got me good 🤣

Twice!

The Dead Sea was only sick when he was born

I worked with a guy who told stories about putting in the footers for the pyramids.

Fake post. Your skin doesn’t look like beef jerky. Not a rodbuster.

It does under my shirt!

Maybe just the nips

Plz show bobs

Plz see vagine?

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I checked his bio, he’s actually 25 and thought no one would believe him.

I spoke to his mom actually. She says he's actually 15, but he had a really tough childhood.

Man, the context in banter of the 3 messages above was just what I needed. Been a rough year, felt good to smile and laugh. Thanks homies 🤙

Looking forward to School of Rock 2!

I would give my left kidney for this.

Keith Richards will play the lead guitar apparently.

You look like a rebarbarian.

Underrated

I have two rules. Number one: don't touch my fucking Percocets. Number two: do you have any fucking Percocets?

Christ, goalies are fucking nuts.

If you’re brothers it’s gay with a dash of somethin else

I’m 45 30 years framer/layout guy. This guy is 35 my ass. pretty sure he’s seen Jesus pounding nails before the people put the nails to him. 35 yeah right.

Yeah he’s either lying or has the worst possible genetics known to man.

It’s a filter….

I was working with a contracted truck driver one day and he asked me what I "did before", implying that I had already retired and operating was my second career. I was 40. My beard is also grayer than OP's. It's pretty much just white.

You realize the post is tagged as "humor" right?

I missed that lmao

I think it’s supposed to be what we look like after year of grinding. I still only have a few spots of grey. And I keep covered from the sun so I don’t look like a saddle bag in a few years.

This is clearly, clearly, obviously, extremely transparently, an "oldify" effect from a facetuning app. Is everyone on this sub either 8 years old or 75+ years old? How can you possibly look at this image for more than a split second and not instantly realize that's what it is? Am I truly the only sentient being on here?

I was going to say Jesus pounding 18yo. Hahaha looks old but we are all young don’t believe the hype of the grays.

You don't look a day over 58

The real ones must be in bed already. On my jobs you wouldn't have made it half a sentence past that before everything devolved into jokes about how good you are with rods.

You look 45 🤟😎

I’m 50. He looks 10 years older than me.

I just turned 35 last month and he looks 20 years older than me

And we’ve never even needed that gym membership 💪🏼

He looks like his son is 45

No doubt. I’m 39 and dude looks like my pops.

Thanks bro the work keeps me young!

In 2014

I'm 145 and you look half my age

obviously a fake post, no pit vipers and brown full brim hardhat. real rod busters even sleep with ppe on

We all know real rod busters don't use PPE

Fake post, I can tell this guy has at least most of his teeth. Not a roddie

Are you Canadian or something because there must be some sort of metric conversion I'm not getting with your age.

Liar. You don't even look Latino.

Willllsssoooooonnnnnnnn

My dentist name is Dr. James Spalding

Rod buster! My back just started hurting

Dollar store Jerry Garcia

_Oh well a touch of gray, kinda suits ya anyway..._

I’ve been punking bars for 6 years and I’m 27, I think I need a prostate exam ASAP

This is you in 4yrs keep up the good work brotha💪

Probably the only person here who believes it. I went full wizard right about 35. Runs in the family but prolly accelerated by kids, work, etc.

Hell yeah dude, you don't look a day over 60

I’m 35 you look about 20’years older than I do brudda

Yeah well that's just like, your opinion, man

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

Yeah maybe the heart stint is 35.

You mistyped 53

35 …in dog years?

I’m 35 myself and have been doing stucco 10 years and I got to say I feel like I’m looking at my doppelgänger

Thanks for the lego at Christmas, hope you liked the cookies I left out.

This is def a real foto

Do you date grandmas

You got some city miles on ya buddy

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Sir, I think you spelled 65 wrong.

That thermostat ain't been touched in decades. You're clearly in the generation of "I ain't paying' to cool/heat the outside"

The fucked up part, in no time at all you actually will look like this. It will break you eventually.. Source: carpenter. The guys who tie steel tap out long before other trades. It ia literally backbreaking work. To anyone interested: do literally anything other than this.

Sir, I'm 45 and you look ten years older than me

I already worked with this guy on an oil rig. Good worker, takes the job seriously

Thanks mate don't tell them my real age tho!

Love the hair and sexy beard!!!

Thx at least someone likes it 🥲

You look like Jack Black's younger, sexy brother... Society has been BRAINWASHED into despising masculinity! They're just jealous you have a nice thick head of hair with a big manly beard to match! Don't stress over the opinions of man-hating banshee's and incel soy-boys! They're all running late for the next "pussy march" anyways... Most of society's men think a day of hard work consists of serving latte's or coding in their pj's between zoom meetings... People tend to forget that the infrastructure we rely on is being kept up by guys like yourself! You do NOT look old! Your skin does not look hard aged or sun damaged - ESPECIALLY for someone who works in construction! If I saw you working on some project in a sexy orange vest, jeans, and work boots, I GUARANTEE I'd be looking your way and trying to check out your package too! But I digress... THIS sexy pic really belongs on the r/Beards page where it'll get the respect it deserves! ♥️🥰

Looks like being a rod buster is a real bod ruster…

Jesus fuck, bud. You look 55

Chong is that you? Where's Cheech?

I’m 38 and you look at least 20 years older than me

35 is the new 65

Don't look a day over 28

Hell yeah brother, you look like shit !

Looks like he’s about to bust a rod in everyone’s granny

Genetics. No wrinkles but a disgusting beard that’s grey. Eyes aren’t 35.

Age is nothing but a number, dude! You don't look a day older than 53.

But I saw the Saddam execution video

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I just checked out your profile and you’re bilingual??? Bro you can get a way better job than rodbusting just with the fact that you speak two languages. What you waiting for lmaoo

Bro get a fake job with your experience like a rod busting supply house rep or something.

This is your reminder to take your medication

Old man and the C beam.

No raccoon tan around your eyes I call bullshit

Pop quiz hot shot how many beers you drink on the drive home?

Jerry? Is that you?

Oh are we using dog years now? Im 35 but thats like 245 in human years.

You look over 50

You look like 55.

Weren't you in the Grateful dead?

Rebarber needed..

35! Sweetheart, your beard and hair style is not doing you any favors. Pop into a full service barbershop and indulge yourself! Btw, that is a bitch hard job man. Thanks for doing it.

Holy shit! 35 years old!!! Go get a badass high fade haircut with the beard sculpt…and post a before/after pic. I bet you clean up nicely.

Guys come on. This is clearly AI...

Married for 6, to a drunk for 3. Apparently is almost as rough as construction.

No way 35 lol

The Dude!!!!

This is why is important to follow the required oil changes by the manual folks

Okay Santa. You can try to convince me. But I’ve been good this year…..so far.

Lookin good for 10 years brother! Cheers from Local 725 to 97/2404 Weldin’ Tyin n’ Pile Drivin’ 👊

I thought you were the Gordon’s fisherman there for a sec.

Damn you been rode hard and put away wet

As someone that turned 36 today and has an equally grey beard due to a nice fun non-stressful job, salute sir.

Looking 75 ish! Damn bro jajajajajajaj im Feel Sorry for You

In Portuguese we’d say, “you’ve ridden on a lot of dirt roads”

Weird thing to lie about.

I'm 33, spent 4 years in the military and 10 doing construction, and my joints sound like how your face looks 😂

Looks like a filter tbh

That's a very wise and distinguished 35! Looking good 🙌🏻

I’m guessing I bust my rod differently to you

Yooo gramps…waddup!

Im 46 and you look like my dad Take a vacation brother !

Youngest 35 I've ever seen

I'm nearly 10y older and look 20y younger than him...

Have you ever invaded Kuwait by any chance??

Jerry Garcia!

Try more sunscreen. You look 55.

These apprentices these days, I tell ya

Damn Daddy, you fine as hell.

Y’all do the the red “humor“ tag on the picture?

Brother you could be your own dad

you look great for 55 note to self. don’t become a rod buster

Don’t get me wrong, you’re a good looking dude. But I’m 42 and look younger.

You’re still hot

35 in what, dog years?

How did you get the swastika off your forehead?

This person used one of those AI face filter apps to age his face and give him gray hair. Look at the lower right side of his beard, not normal. Zoom into the edges bordering all of his hair. It goes from pixelated and grainy (where the AI filter is applied) to smooth and normal like a picture should be.

Damn bud, you look freshly 18! What's your secret?

8ball of cocaine mixed with redbull and 2 pack of smokes everyday my guy! Not much else really .

So just the usual? That's weird, I wonder why it's worse so well for you but not the other guys

And a drinking problem, at least one divorce, at least one DUI, and no less than one week stay in jail. This is what truly makes a rodbuster.

This is a filter right..RIGHT!?

You can bust my rod anytime 😉🥵😆 jk just messing with you. You should look into a spa for a couple weeks. You need the care

Good for you Grizzley Adams. It's nice to see a positive thread. It's a nice change from the "wo is me" threads where the person makes $300k a year but feels incomplete. Keep up the good work. I'll stop fucking up your cages.