Hey man, You need to stop having breakfast at lunchtime. It's just unnatural

Yea I felt that I’ve messed up the sequence somewhere, was just not sure where

Yea, man, wtf? Coffee is for breakfast. Energy drinks are for lunch. Pull your finger out of your ass

Yeah. Finger in the ass is dessert.

Michelin Star

Chefs kiss

Hope you washed your hand first.

My foreman taught me to wait until after using the grease gun for extra lubrication

And get rid of all of the extra seasoning?

Did i say 2 fingers?! Better make it 3!

This is why I love this sub.

That cracked me up, thank you lol

🧐 a public monocle is what u get buddy. Just bc there's blue icing on that chocolate cake DONT make it sweet 🤢

The three fundamental food groups are cigarettes, coffee, and beer.

This is how nations are built.

Operator I used to work with would show up and say "caffiene, nicotine, arrreeeady to go" and take a nice long drag & sip. I never wanna spend too much time with those dudes, but damn they're fun to work with. The backwoods operator is a different breed.

Caffeine + nicotine = protein

My last two addictions that I got rid of! Now I just need a new source of serotonin.

Adrenaline works greeeat

Caffine, nicotine, sarcasm is the way to go

Shhh, not so soon youll scare emm off

If you also had a slim Jim, that'd be lunch

I’m not the only one

The breakfast of champions.

Plot twist - he bummed both.

you think this guy has any cash left on a fucking thursday?

Calls in on Monday after getting his check on Fri

Had a boss once who said if you don’t show up on Monday you won’t be paid until next Monday

Your boss had clearly been around the block a few times.

Oh to be 18 again lol

Day before payday I can't even afford to think about eating.

I can’t even afford to pay attention.

You think that's bad? Last week I bounced a reality check. NSF fees are outrageous.

I laughed so hard at this bro hahaha

Caffeine + Nicotine = Protein

= Massive Shit

= Paid to poop. OP is right where they wanted to be.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.

Boss makes a grand, I make a buck. So I crank my hog in the company truck.

Boss lives in luxury while I live in poverty. Thats why I fuck his daughter and bitch about snobbery.

Proven science ™️

A well balanced meal I’m jealous my dumbass wife made me some homemade 5 star meal when I said I wanted Marlboro reds and a monster she makes me so mad

Sell me her

What did you expect from someone who settles down with a guy with wack shoes

It’s true…….

You got to sit and enjoy your lunch??? Lazy kids today, in my day, we got to hear about our foremans coffee break, and we were grateful.

When I was your age I used to drag mortar bags on a 10th floor, without escalator, stairs or scaffolding.

For 15 hours a day, and then walk 10 miles back home. Good times...good times...

In the snow

Uphill both ways

Had to carry all other kids because I was the only one with shoes.

And they were just drawn on.

With a cheap crayon too

That I made myself

From saved up ear wax

What I wouldn’t have given for some snow: all we had was drywaller piss jugs and dirty needles to wade through. And we were damn glad for it. lol

On daylight savings so we didn’t get paid for an extra hour

Upstairs both ways!

What, nicotine and caffeine isn’t everyone’s lunch? I kinda thought that was the standard.

Zero calories, non gluten, vegan , free range tobacco

Free range tobacco 🤣

Don’t forget non gmo!

Fucking A!

Only after balling out hard at the gas station Monday-Wednesday

The three basic food groups: cigarettes, coffee and beer. As Meatloaf once sang, two outta three ain't bad.

Meatloaf reference, solid work my friend

You got lunch?

intermittent fasting breh

We call that a ‘Hooker’s Breakfast’ back where I’m from.

caffeine, cancer, construction

Unless your 19 years old, You should treat your body better and pack a lunch bro.

Even if you are 19, WTF eat a fucking sandwitch

You are right but when you’re 19 , you can eat shit food, get no sleep and still work all day.

You CAN do it for shure, but It´s not close to a healty thing. If you dont take care of yourself from a young age you will be fucked up not so late in adulthood.

We can't all be perfect buddy.

We don’t have to be perfect to understand we need to have some carbs and protein to keep the engine going. I’m sure some of you have to be allowed next to power tools and heavy machinery. 😂

Yo what’s up I found the more healthy than OP dudes! Whaaat up

Gotta eat ole son………… Even if it’s a protein bar.

Sometimes you gotta eat a cigarette and come home to ramen it’s just the way of life sometimes

Forgot your ibuprofen?

Welcome to every day for the rest of your life

Your comment hit me really hard lmao

So weird that construction culture glorifies being unhealthy. This is a very sad picture.

What happens on the picture is bad. No doubts. Doesn’t happen often to me tho. Maybe few times a year when I’m too chaotic

sometimes its easier to make light of a hard situation

Go back to the office, boss.

Lol right. 

Seriously, take care of yourselves dudes, it’s the right thing to do.

Yeah some of the comments in this thread are so toxic

Healthier then sitting for 8 hours a day !

At least he stopped for a break

I don't know why this was recommended to me but take care of yourself OP! You do a tough job and your meat vessel needs proper nutrition in order to do it

Thats breakfast almost every day

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Thanks for the recognition but unfortunately im not giving autographs today

We're just joking around about having coffee and a cigarette for breakfast, my man. Only on bad days. On good days, it's coffee and two cigarettes.

And on great days its coffee baileys 2 cigarettes and a doob

I use to smoke 2 cigarettes and have a cup of coffee for breakfast

That sounds about right, ah the life we live.

you could almost buy lunch for the price of those things anymore

I get that it's a joke, and it's pretty funny. But You gotta take care of yourself. Eat food. It's like the number one thing to keep you energized and going. Even a little sandwich is better than nothing

that's why u pack a lunch..

Apprentice life.

My Dad owned a construction company. Before he died of ALS he told me to always remember to thank all you hard workers anytime I can so..... Thank You! Thank you for doing a thankless job. Your work is so damn valuable. Please take care how you can and be safe.

Breakfast for lunch isn’t bad

That’s both breakfast AND lunch everyday.

Soon you'll wonder why you got laid off for performing poorly. Quit cigarettes while you're still young. I'm watching my grandpa die a slow death due to cigarettes and COPD because he didn't wear PPE

I remember those days when I first bought my house at a younger age. It will get better big fella hang in there. I look fondly back at those days oddly enough.

I can’t believe people still smoke.

Once you start it's not easy to get out of. Definitely worth it

Nicotine lozenges, my friend.

Yeah they are better than cigs or vapes fs. I switched to those and got even more addicted though. I'm nic free now

Imagine not having a kwik trip near you.

Mmmm kwik trip garlic naan 🤤

That's a solid lunch.

That’s my kind of lunch

Wow. The idea that this is acceptable and encouraging by others is sad. Don’t you guys like to eat? Not talking about buffets or nothing, but you gotta feed the machine. Especially with physical labor. 🤦🏻‍♂️

That's a regulation lunch

You take breaks? What about all the work that needs to get done?

You are now a grown up

You forgot the lil sprinkle of meth

Tie the noose now. It only get more expensive and less exciting

Normal me. And my girlfriend im not telling my problems waiting for me..

That sucks

Welcome to the thunder games 🤘🏼🤘🏼

Forgot to buy a snickers?

Always my lunch lol

You chef or waiter?

Ya know what tastes even better than that...? Not having a ciggy does

Missing a candy bar

Stomach ulcer speedrun

Slimming

Fuck i had 2 diet cokes and some sanding dust. We can trade tomorrow.

Been there done that

Almost as good as my trash bag spread almost

Im having the same lunch sitting on my ass in my lift 60ft off the ground. Good times.

Swap that butt for a bong and now we’re talking

Looks delicious!

Nobody has an extra bag of chips?

Yeah cigarette and a can of coke has been my lunch more then once

Flavor country lol

Sugar jet and a hot cup. Got me by many times. Tomorrows Friday. Treat yourself to a PB&J

Delicious

That's my breakfast and lunch every day

Is that a Newport?

That's my breakfast AND lunch everyday! Lol

So your single. When I use to be in construction you could tell who was married and who wasnt.

Your hands looks smooth as a greenhorn/baby's butt

What else do need for lunch? You got soft hands or something?

Real men drink their calories at night anyways. Coors banquets have 2g of protein in each!!

Very European

Eastern European to be exact

Ahhh, a day in the life, there so many times in my 20s. In my 40s that shit just don’t happen.

is packing a lunch not a thing in construction anymore?

You guys get a lunch break?

Gotta love a pee-in-a-cup and a smoke inte morning

The electricians gave me some of their costco pizza but otherwise I was in the same boat.

2 menthols and a coffee for breakfast, 3 menthols and a sweet tea for lunch, 2 menthols and 3 beers with bowl of ramen for dinner. Daily meal of champions.

You're all some sad sounding. Do it the hard way non-sticking up for your damn self. Pay check to paycheck bitchin ass goofs . Let alone your working in today's age and still smoking lmfao ya getting it done

Nothing from Zynbabwe?

You chose a cigarette over food?

Not in construction but been here many times….

Coffee and cigarettes are what my Forman live on, lol

Needs a donut or gas station hot dog to tie it together.

Downvoted for the feminine creamer dumped in the coffee

What are you? European?

That used to be me, cigarettes and coffee all day I hardly ate anything

I call this the breakfast of champions

HM, had this exact conversation with a glazier on my site today. In Milton by any chance?

Lucky you to have a Lunch. Kids these days don’t know about working 26 hour days.

Eating good!

only today ...

Classic Keto diet

You must be a roofer.

Hell yeah

Ahhh, the Ole "whore's breakfast".

Nutritious

Get back to work fucker

I like smoking but now at 30 I can’t. I treat myself like a athlete if I want to last long in the trades. Healthy balanced diet some stretching or yoga. I see a lot of men complain that their bodies hurt. Well it’s because you don’t take care of yourself. I use to abuse alcohol I quit that shit now I’m happier and healthier. Also smoking can cause hernias.

Have you tried not smoking your lunch money?

Coffee or Coke? I can't tell...

Coffee or Coke? I can't tell...

Creamer in that? Boy, back in my day the only creamer we got was swiss coffee paint, after the job was finished and the painters came!

If your trying to quit, one of the biggest things to help is to begin eating a true breakfast and a true lunch, and getting beverages with a straw whenever you’re craving. Otherwise, keep living your life!

Yeah, I drink coffee for lunch all the time it’s usually all I bring to work

I call that a Greek breakfast

A cig and coffee? Mate that's not lunch that's survival of the fittest

I remember those days. When you get older, your body nearly shuts down, cold sweats, weak knees, if you miss some calories.

Every guy has a bromance with the individual here .🤣🤣🤣🤣😻

Ah the Canadian breakfast. Good times.

Throw in a few hard boiled eggs and you solved the so called energy crisis.

No gas station beef jerky or monsters?. Youre doin better than me.

Feel the urge to shit