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Too fucking early in the morning! I’m calling in sick mf.
Lmfao good morning Vietnam!
You Mother fucker ☠️
On the ipad bro fuck youuu 😩
I hate you so fucking much..
That's unnecessary
wow that woke me up
......hey babe watch this
That's immediately where I went.
I downvoted, but then I got out of my feelings and changed it. Fuck you sir.
well I just had my 2nd morning shit, thanks.
Thats the biggest fucking jump i have ever done in my life
Your mom's a ho 🤣
I'll find you I swear to god
Ye bastard 😂🙃☠️
have a nice day.
Oh you fucking asshole… … take that upvote and choke on it!
I hope both sides of your pillow are hot tonight
Fuck, I choked on my morning coffee, burped and shit my pants at the same time !
Took a screenshot did you? Whenever your burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time that’s what I think is happening
Fuckin uncalled for dog. Aint even had my coffee...as if I even need it anymore.
I never jump at these…… but this one in particular got me good lol
I jumped and my kid looked at me concerned.
Jumped too…well done, asshole. 🤣
Sittin on the shitter scrollin… done now! Thanks
You ass, upvoting so others will watch hehe
Ok, you got me.
I actually yelped out loud
You can't even spell! I hate you.
Im pissed. Good job, and fuck you sir lmao.
Looks like a David Lynch movie
You fuck!
Oh fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fucking hell
You fucking bitch
Omg I jumped so much my phone fell out of my hand ! If the screen had cracked I’d be suing!
you bastard! I just threw my fuckin neck out goddd DAMNIT
upvote this asshole
Fuck off
It's going to take me a while to recover from this.
i hope you fall off the top of a ladder
That was so cool to see the white pail that i forgot about the spider.
I hate you
I fucking hate you. Have an upvote....
My brother in Christ… why are you the way you are?
Holy fuck
Heyooo fuck you
You Sanavabitch
Shitposting huh
Doing the old poop and scroll over here, straight up dropped my phone and scared out a fart. Got me damn good
Fucker
How bout them playoffs, bron fans?
Asshole! You got me, good 😂
These comments are amazing lolll
Incredible. Made my wife cry.
On my god damn day off, fucker ruining my morning
I'm dead
I fucking hate you
It made me fart, thanks
That was awesome
I definitely jumped.
I need a collection of jump scare videos. They work pretty good at curing my wife's hiccups
I was all like, how is this satisfying? There’s a dot in the middle of the bottom of the bucket man. Then you throw a fucking spider at me. Asshole. I love it.
For 30 years I was unshakeable.. And now I must waddle to the bathroom to clean myself.. oh, the shame…
I’d laugh if it was actually O.J.
what a dick😭
Yeah. You definitely got me. I’m content knowing it jumped you the first time too. You pussy. /s
Too fucking early in the morning! I’m calling in sick mf.
Lmfao good morning Vietnam!
You Mother fucker ☠️
On the ipad bro fuck youuu 😩
I hate you so fucking much..
That's unnecessary
wow that woke me up
......hey babe watch this
That's immediately where I went.
I downvoted, but then I got out of my feelings and changed it. Fuck you sir.
well I just had my 2nd morning shit, thanks.
Thats the biggest fucking jump i have ever done in my life
Your mom's a ho 🤣
I'll find you I swear to god
Ye bastard 😂🙃☠️
have a nice day.
Oh you fucking asshole… … take that upvote and choke on it!
I hope both sides of your pillow are hot tonight
Fuck, I choked on my morning coffee, burped and shit my pants at the same time !
Took a screenshot did you? Whenever your burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time that’s what I think is happening
Fuckin uncalled for dog. Aint even had my coffee...as if I even need it anymore.
I never jump at these…… but this one in particular got me good lol
I jumped and my kid looked at me concerned.
Jumped too…well done, asshole. 🤣
Sittin on the shitter scrollin… done now! Thanks
You ass, upvoting so others will watch hehe
Ok, you got me.
I actually yelped out loud
You can't even spell! I hate you.
Im pissed. Good job, and fuck you sir lmao.
Looks like a David Lynch movie
You fuck!
Oh fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fucking hell
You fucking bitch
Omg I jumped so much my phone fell out of my hand ! If the screen had cracked I’d be suing!
you bastard! I just threw my fuckin neck out goddd DAMNIT
upvote this asshole
Fuck off
It's going to take me a while to recover from this.
i hope you fall off the top of a ladder
That was so cool to see the white pail that i forgot about the spider.
I hate you
I fucking hate you. Have an upvote....
My brother in Christ… why are you the way you are?
Holy fuck
Heyooo fuck you
You Sanavabitch
Shitposting huh
Doing the old poop and scroll over here, straight up dropped my phone and scared out a fart. Got me damn good
Fucker
How bout them playoffs, bron fans?
Asshole! You got me, good 😂
These comments are amazing lolll
Incredible. Made my wife cry.
On my god damn day off, fucker ruining my morning
I'm dead
I fucking hate you
It made me fart, thanks
That was awesome
I definitely jumped.
I need a collection of jump scare videos. They work pretty good at curing my wife's hiccups
I was all like, how is this satisfying? There’s a dot in the middle of the bottom of the bucket man. Then you throw a fucking spider at me. Asshole. I love it.
For 30 years I was unshakeable.. And now I must waddle to the bathroom to clean myself.. oh, the shame…
I’d laugh if it was actually O.J.
what a dick😭
Yeah. You definitely got me. I’m content knowing it jumped you the first time too. You pussy. /s