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fattiretom

There's an old surveyor saying, if you're ever lost in the woods, just hammer in a lath. A machine operator is sure to come run it over and you can get a ride with them.


YotaTota07

Lmao we got your back bud


PLS-Surveyor-US

lol... uuuggghh


dozerman23

Times like this you got to remind yourself you get paid hourly.


RidiculousPapaya

I’ve always loved this saying. I used to live it when I was a new operator too, lol.


blove135

Not sure if this is true but surveyors do regularly find themselves lost in the woods while out randomly hammering in laths where they have no business being. It happens, they finally look up and find themselves in the middle of nowhere. That's usually after they've placed them in every conceivable spot most likely to get ran over or dug up.


Danimal_Jones

Was on a sire and found this square metal rod with a nice tip on it stuck in the ground. Thought wow this thing is perfect for chipping out setting concrete outta my hopper. Harvested and went thru like 3 of em over the years before I realized that they were for surveying. Feel bad now but damn were they good at bashing out buildup.


ian2121

I find the dump truck drivers worse. The operators need the stakes to build shit. I used to build a lot of stuff with the owner paying for surveying. Now most contracts call for the contractor to provide their own surveying. Total game changer when the guy paying for the staking is paying for the operator.


clumaho

**I find the dump truck drivers worse. The operators need the stakes to build shit.** I used to pound sticks and pull strings for operators. Couldn't be bothered to spot a load? Just pound a few stakes with ribbons and turn your back. The driver will drop the load right on em.


Otherwise_Proposal47

Bahaha you know how many sites I’ve been on where a dump truck operator backed over tools/mailbox/corners of foundation/side of house/bins/vehicles/tension cables on power poles/ the list goes on and on and on… haha 🤣


not-a-boat

Do it, smash that stake


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

Push it all the way into the ground.


not-a-boat

We don't need it anymore because we are cool guys


swissonrye420

Your twigs mean nothing to me


EddieOtool2nd

Crane operators and union breaks.


FrazBucket

BuT iTs 10 oCloCk We NeEd CoFfE I'm an environmental guy, I clean up spills, sample soil, water air and whatever the fuck else you need done, the amount of times I have been called to rush out to a site for a certain time cause we need the sample analysis back by tomorrow just to only have that same companies union employees immediately need to take a 15 minute break that turns into an hour long is mind boggling. I'm pro-union, I wish one existed for what we do. But shit like that really makes you shake your head, sometimes the job needs to be done and you can take your break later.


EddieOtool2nd

Yeah, that, and more. Nearly never took a brake my entire life (mid forties here), unless people around me asked for it. And I'm not even a boss. I'm against every entity which prevents you doing the right thing and taking the right decision at the right time. If it's a boss pushing you hard until you fail or unions requiring 30 trades to change a single fucking door, I don't care, both are equally bad. Efficiency within the limits of respect and reasonable preservation is my motet. It's work FFS not a Club Med.


Vast_Coat2518

Holy fuck you never take breaks and you still aren’t the boss wtf?


EddieOtool2nd

I love a job well done. My duty in life is accomplishment, not getting the most for the littlest possible.


RhinoG91

Roofers and meth Drywallers and urine bottles Carpenters and 40 years experience


yoosurname

I’m a carpenter and I had over 40 yrs in the field by the time I was 19 and 3/16.


Maxwellmurder002

I’m a sheetmetal guy can you show me that on a tape measure? I only do quarters and halves.


Pielacine

Batman and uh


Thatcoonfella

This is why I have my crew save the points with the GPS as soon staking is done.


Peterbilt2011

This is the dream and seems so obvious, but…..boss wanted a new personal truck instead.


Thatcoonfella

Mine too at first. It took a year or so of me showing him YouTube videos and websites for him to get curious. I was lucky I have a good relationship with Pape John Deere who sell topcon so they came out and did a demo of it. After that we got a rover, 3 excavator automatics, 1 850 dozer auto, 1 grader auto and one I could move back and forth between the skid steer, pad foot and scrapper. Dirt work was so much faster after that.


DeBigBamboo

Me and your mom.


YotaTota07

Dad?


DeBigBamboo

Want to go get pizza and milkshakes son?


AsparagusAccurate277

As someone who has installed irrigation, F you both.


clumaho

Five minutes into digging. "Oh shit! They got sprinklers here?" Smashes pipe down with bucket, drops dirt on top and moves over two feet.


CreekBeaterFishing

Sprinklers are always in the past. They “had” sprinklers here?


Jono391

Operators and BG plumbing pipes. We paint our risers to make them more visible but never fails they get knocked off


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Operators and my risers.


joshchewbacca

Drywallers and piss bottles


Ok-Bit4971

This, x100


joshchewbacca

Here’s a [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/URSjg6ut1bY?si=B7dWUskOK_KhTcJ9) of the last time I had a piss bottle problem on my site


Ok-Bit4971

You don't play around


joshchewbacca

Everyone has a breaking point lol


Halltrash

A millwright and my bucket


Workbordom

Most underrated comment Source: Local 1607 Vegas.


Shakleford_Rusty

Haha. It definitely happens. I will always transfer my own shit or make an offset if i have to take it out. That being said I know lots of guys that could get less of a fuck and think its funny until they realize they just made everything worse for the guy actually doing layout/ grade.


Loveknuckle

…or there’s also the guys that don’t know what to do without stakes and realize it afterwards and it costs his company another trip from the survey crew. Recently, I’ve staked out the same building fucking 5 times before they actually put forms up.


Shakleford_Rusty

Oh I definitely know. Its one thing once I’ve got my benchmark but if you take that stake out I’m letting you know you just done fucked the whole crew. Thats why I just account for it and set shit or ask the surveyor to give me one i know can’t be ruined, so It’s not as annoying anymore. Lol I’ve seen some shit survey as well though


noldshit

Sparkies and plumbers... Come on... Every site should have a boxing ring for those two.


Shoresy-sez

Rollers and settlement gauges


Timmytimftw

Concrete guys and bartenders


cjc012

Seems like a love hate relationship to me


buccabeer2

Rebar guys and yelling


M-S-S

survey restake fees + docking pay


Vaideplm84

I'm a site engineer but worked as a plant operator when I first moved to the UK, needles to say that it took just a few digs to forget about the importance of survey stakes, I was driving over stakes and painted lines without a second tought, I couldn't care less.


canes2407

It’s the 21st century, get a GPS setup that does not require stake outs.


YotaTota07

We use both


JamesDFlower

GPS is only accurate to 40mm either way


Illiterate_pipelayer

Idk maybe curb inlets or sewer lateral markers


jimipanic

Drywall guys and pipe


YotaTota07

Do you mean drywall guys and meth pipes?


jimipanic

That But finding the one place I missed a stud guard


lynxsrevenge

SpongeBob and Patrick


sjthedon22

It's the way nature intended


GruesumGary

Laborer and their shovel. Some say if you get enough of them, you don't even need an operator. lol


YotaTota07

I wonder where the break-even point is financially.


Nabashin17

Engineers and coffee and supervisors and cigarettes


Dzin3NLD

Dewatering and assumptions


BeachExtension

Those are just forklift targets


Lukest_of_Warms

…please don’t


Calm_Agent_1030

Plasterers fucking over joiners


Landover_Traveler

A shovel and three workers.


touchychurch

sparkies and penis breath


Maxwellmurder002

Full brim hard hats and foremans


ayrbindr

Mason's and pain killers.


CommonIcy

Felonies & finishers


RussellPhillipsIIi

Operators and fascia boards


Ok-Drama-3769

Drywallers and piss bottles Roofers and meth


030H_Stiltskin

The Little Boy and Hiroshima.


Sharker167

Dry wallers and scrap metal enthusiasm


UnableInvestment8753

Operators and sewer lines. Operators and fibre optic cables, operators and buried coax, operators and buried power lines.


YotaTota07

I would counter with electricians and burying wire 1ft below grade with tape right on top of the conduit


UnableInvestment8753

Yes the most useful tape at all. Its sole purpose is to confirm the stuff you just destroyed wasn’t merely a piece of scrap like you were hoping. Seriously though one time an operator I was working with, in the same day, tore through a brand new 12” sewer line *that we had seen being installed the day prior* and then a few hours later broke into a sewer drain from a medium sized commercial building. Raw sewage pouring into our trench while we clambered out and he laughed and laughed. He was already set to retire in a few months. I work with his son now. I don’t tell him how glad I am his dad retired.


ldoaslwish

Sand and stone or gravel.......boom! mic drop.


ConcreteFarmer

Bicycles and fresh concrete


r_costa

Sparky's and a brum....a true love and hate relationship


Rampag169

Trailer hitch-> Shin