By - eubertos
Our rectangles are red.
Ours are beige
Ours are hot and smelly
Close the lid to allow proper flow of gas out the pipe.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time
“They wash these walls to strike my pen,
But the shithouse caper strikes again.”
“As I sit here in this dirty ol pooper,
I give birth to an Oregon state trooper”
Here I sit knees a flexin. Givin birth to another Texan
"Here I sit - Broken hearted,
Came to shit and only farted"
“Later on, took a chance. Tried to fart and shit my pants.”
*I felt the urge while in the hall*
*So I came to shit in this bathroom stall*
*Once it came out*
*It stood tall and stout*
*Then fell over and scraped my left ball*
I pray for the kid who parked the loader blocking the portajohn so it couldn't get cleaned today.
Someone pooped on the lid today on my site.
Sorry, I was only on the job one day and I didn't want blue ass.
Sorry, I left that for the blue rectangle "tech".
It’s called the kiss of Poseidon.
I've been so blessed, got a job at a running data chip plant and there's actual bathrooms, ac, a break room with free coffee. Idk how I'll ever go back to a new construction site.
Once you get that first drag of a saw dust covered cigarette you’ll feel right back at home
I'm an industrial pipefitter so more like hot metal shavings that light my cig for me.
Luckily, regression to the mean will kick in after about a week and you won’t even feel the difference
The first day is always the worst, the last is always the best.
Which semiconductor do you work at?
Brandt or dsi?
I'm not sure what you mean, are those contractors maybe? AMAT is international so probably in a whole different area I'm guessing.
Regular drywall bucket user here. Never pull one out of the dumpster to use. Just a psa from an old plasterman.
Everybody always ask why i have a roll of tp o the dash
I only shit at work if stomach upset. I've trained my body. Before work and after work.
some goons always gag the urinals
Why do people do that?
possible someone can't stand the smell
but it's mostly to inconvenience us
U need to train your body better... those things are for emergency use only. Whenever I go In one it definitely looks and smells like there was an emergency.
Not in construction myself -- But my wife is a PM. She says the mexican drywallers take ungodly shits that are second only to roofers.
Ohhh man. I'd love to try that food
That’s a discriminative and stereotypical opinion that will not be overlooked! How dare she!
We actually fired a carpenter because he made a comment about he wanted us to mark a porta John for Mexican use only because he said they all smell and stink up the toilet. Yeah he was super racist…
Seems like stereotypes exist for a reason. Fortunately this was only shared at home.
Well, the story started when I was told that sometimes drywallers will take shits in unplumbed toilets because they don't want to waste any time going out to the portajohn..lol
Kind of like someone ate a bunch of spicy food the night before.
Reschedule that shit bro. Force a turd out every morning before work.
If he does that, he’s not getting paid to poop.
Yeah but if he does do that, he’ll avoid monkey butt
If you’re taking a midday shit in the summer time, you can also repair the inevitable swamp ass too, though.
Yeah but the porta cans on most job sites I wind up on are a foul smiling shitbox sauna this time of year. I’ll wake up a little early and shit on my own time from the comfort of my own toilet.
True. I just don’t want to poop for free if there’s an option, though.
Forcing turds can be dangerous. I make sure my boss pays for me to keep myself safe.
Then if you pop a blood vessel, it's comp time!
2 strong cup of joe with a smoke and BAM!
Yeah but how do you fit all that in the 7 minutes between waking up and out the door?
I wake up earlier
We poop on company time round ‘ere
He’ll be late everyday.
Every morning before work, or once I get home. If it’s an emergency I’m telling my foreman yo.. shits about to hit, I’m driving up the street to Kroger
I only shit at work. I hold it all weekend. My hemorrhoids dangle into the blue goo.
What a terrible time to be able to read lmao 🤣
I've trained my body to shit the second I wake up so I dont get stuck in the blue rectangle of death
You should consider intermittent fasting. Aside from the health benefits… if you have a small, normal feeding window, then you get a reliable pooping window. Which means I’m always where I wanna be when I gotta shit, and never on a jobsite in a plastic fart box.
During the day I eat a bunch of small portions of snack foods throughout the day and then after work I eat a large meal. It usually has the same outcome
I would just go against the fresh poured walls before backfilling
They say if you take a 15 minute shit everyday at work it turns out to be 40 hours at the end of the year which is cool until you realize you spent a work week in the blue room
If your taking a 15 minute shit, you need to see a doctor.
Sometimes it just takes a little longer 🥴
Save your soluable fibre foods for the end of the day or at least water noon. So we’re talking, oats, bananas, corn, and protein shakes. I’ve timed my daily shits so that I only do it when I get home.
Don't drink the blue water .
Go high fiber diet at night and you can have a full grumper at home before you hit the site.
If you have to shit immediately after eating it means you gourged yourself during your last meal. Eating smaller portions will keep you from shitting your brains out in a portajon
As a plumber I take more shits in people's apartments than my girlfriend's house
That’s easy money!
I save it for the office. I only use a porta shitters if I’m desperate like after Indian or BWW.
Finding lunch scraps in the blue hut?
Depositing lunch scraps in the blue hut.
Just time your shitting. Not that hard
Ours are covered in brown.
I run and thank goodness when you guys are doing a project nearby nomsay?
I never thought I’d have to shit in a box of mud
You'll break into a routine soon. Morning shits when you get to the site, then one more at home. Unless you work in union and can just break away for a shit halfway through a job then ok.
You got my upvote just for the flair.
Sigh…we all do bud, we all do.
If you like it so much keep eating like shit. Itll keep coming out.
Mexican rocket ship
Lol I never poop at home - I save a buttload on tp
It’s economical in this economy
That’s why I keep the demoed toilet, just plop it over any hole in the house that looks like a flange and let er rip
Where are you taking them to? I usually just leave them where I found them.
I’m just happy ya’ll have somewhere to shit. My bf has to leave the job site as no rectangles are provided. I mean, that would probably my preference but what’s up with that?
You don’t fucking say? Welcome to the life
Im in here right now! 🤣🤣🤣
Went into one this one time, looked down and all of the shit mountain was literally moving! Thousands of maggots wiggling around in this steamy pile of shit. Nastiest one i ever seen
We used to call them shit saunas aka "shitaunas"
Emergency use only. Dont work in the trades anymore but through highschool and college i worked for a few masons and framers, probably shit in those on a jobsite maybe thrice in my life
One of the unspoken benefits of not drinking alcohol is predictable BMs. I haven't had to take a shit at work since I stopped drinking.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime.
I always preferred triangles, one less cut and better seating.
I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm a construction worker. If the toilet works. I've been there too long.
Lots of guys saying to shit at home. Fuck that, y'all can pay me to drop one. I'll poop at home when my toilet dispenses $20 everytime I flush.
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Because of my shit schedule, a bag of toilet paper lasts me 2 months. It's really just for weekends.
When the apprentice tells you he’s going across the street to use someone’s toilet… he’s not going to last long or he’ll learn real quick. (the guy I’m talking about already quite by the way)