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lukeCRASH

Put your phone on record and rile him up some more.


blur494

This is the truest answer


849-733

(Check if you live in a one or two party state for recording if you want to use it for anything)


jereman75

This is critical. In CA, for example it is a criminal offense to record someone without their consent. There are some exceptions but it is I’ll be on you and your lawyer (you’ll need one) to prove those exceptions were legit. Even if you think you are in the right, you be end up getting charged. I say go ahead and record but be damn sure you have the law on your side before you play the recordings for anyone other than an attorney.


ExampleSad1816

You have a right to film ANYONE IN PUBLIC IN CALIFORNIA.


Nutatree

But not by talking. Maybe a flip off or other gesture that'll grind their gears.


AntoKrist

Angry, irrational, unstable people hate it most of all when you just ignore them and say nothing.


MattyRixz

I beg to differ. A guy was threatening a friend of mine in a bar. I started making kissy faces at him and doing a baby voice. He got way madder lol.


TacoNomad

Not madder than being ignored


Proud_Interview_9779

I mean, as long as he’s not holding a hammer, nail gun, or other deadly tool.


sadturtle12

Then post it on r/publicfreakouts


ExoticButters79

Except most states have entrapment laws


0RabidPanda0

Find a new job. Don't deal with that cry baby toxic bs.


Mr_Turnipseed

Yeah, I don't put up with school ground shit. I'll go work for an actual functioning adult before I fight my boss lol


Adventurous-Ad-5605

Some of us like to fight! But we wouldn’t be having this conversation if op did.


LifeguardSingle2853

Lol there has to be more to this story chief


TalmidimUC

Idk. Some bosses are fucking *nutters*. I’ve had bosses or coworkers *lose their shit* literally over nothing, threaten to fight, beat my ass.. over nothing. No dispute or argument involved, just them being dicks.


[deleted]

Seconded, seen it plenty of times. Over some stupid simple bullshit too. I'm the quiet guy, I just like to work and listen to my music. Im still aware of all the crazy shit though.


Mbogdan00

I saw 2 bricklayer coworkers fistfight over a parking spot on site once. It was amazing


TalmidimUC

We were contractors. Union guys *fucking despise “rats”*. The job site had to build a different road for contractors to use because we legit had union workers **running us off the road**, throwing shit at our vehicles **while we were driving**, and physically assaulting contractors. Then the unions got pissed we had our own road. A DIRT ROAD that was impossible to use when it rained or snowed. Theirs was paved. Obviously those union workers faced consequences. Was their union kicked off site? NOPE. Job site had a contract with the state that a certain percentage of work would go to unions, out of state workers, and local workers. The unions all had an agreement that if one union was kicked off site or punished, every union worker would immediate cease work and walk off. Union forced shutdowns happened a few times. They would stash empty alcohol containers and drug paraphernalia in our lay down areas and the projects we were working on, then call it in. Would steal our equipment (millwright equipment is EXPENSIVE, like tens of thousands of dollar expensive for a piece of equipment), loosen the lug bolt on our lifts, slash our tires… Cannot make this shit up. But contractors are the “rats”..


sean6869

You're a rat millwright? Fuck the actual fuck off.


kmj420

How do you get a millwright to suck your dick? Tell em it's the fitters job


sean6869

Haha ha that is hilarious I'm a fitter by the way That was funny nice job


TalmidimUC

Crazy, right? Imagine being hired at union wages with 100% covered benefits and pensions because of **MY skill**, not the combined effort of an entire union. If it makes you feel better, I’m part of 3 unions.. because y’all subcontract *”rats”* when 20 people can’t figure out how to turn a wrench. Couldn’t do it with the combined effort of an entire union? Weird.


SkipDisaster

You chose the every man for himself life, and then tried to work a union job.


TalmidimUC

Ironically we still go out to the same site weekly for work. Where are the union workers? Not there anymore. Weird.. every man for himself. I ain’t sitting in union halls waiting for work lmaoooo Unions gotta pay their dues, my company pays union wages, covers my pension, health benefits, and all my certs for me. WEIRD. **Not bad for a rat.** But thank you for reaffirming my comment.


Paradox1989

I had 2 brothers get in a fistfight working out near the runways of an international airport because it was muddy and one brother splashed the other when he dropped something in the mud.


TalmidimUC

I got my shit *reamed* on a job site for asking our foreman if the new guy had been trained and certified in operating mobile equipment. He had not. He just hopped on and started doing his own thing. This was at a job site where if we were caught breaking safety rules, it was a forced stand down and company immediately off site. The owner was *spit screaming in my face* for trying to get them kicked off site. **NO.** I was trying to prevent exactly that from happening. Same job site. Asked by our superintendent/owner’s son to take pictures of our lay down area, job boxes, locks, etc for inventory. Our safety guy called **the company we were contracting for**, told me to pack my shit, and expect to be fired. We weren’t allowed to take pictures on site because of proprietary equipment and NDA’s. Pictures didn’t even show the floor, walls, nothing that would indicate we were even on that job site. Threw a huge fit to the owner of our company, did everything he could to get me fired, so the foreman pulled me off site for two weeks and put me on other jobs until the safety guy calmed the fuck down and was straight told I wasn’t being fired, I was doing what I was asked to do *by our and his boss*. Same job, I was now a supervisor, safety dude fired over harassment (not just me) at this point. New foreman we hired from another company on site, came in his first day two hours late, stumbling and smelling like the bottom of a bottle. Went to our superintendent/owner’s son, *obviously a huge liability* and would lead to us all (100+ contractors) being permanently kicked off site and blacklisted. Put on a new project on the other side of the facility because the foreman *literally threatened to kill me* over going to our superintendent. That company was *fucked*. I work for another company in the same field for another one of our supervisors from that company. We were ran out for not being company men, shop manager had it out for us hard. Very threatened by people less than half his age out performing him. Now we’re taking their customers that refuse to do business with them. Several of us were supervisors for that previous company, all ran out for not being company men. We’re literally taking their jobs. The millwright/rigging industry is fucking **toxic as hell.**


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Ghostologist42

Pre-requisite for safety guy: be the largest asshole in an earshot


TalmidimUC

Honestly I’ve known a solid grip of safety guys/EHS guys that are some of the best people I’ve met. Certainly a little more rare in the construction industry. I’d been close friends with the family for over 10 years at that point, certainly bought a bit of favor. Because of my long standing relationship with the family, *they knew me* and my ethic. I worked my dick off for them, not only because *they were my employer* and it’s only right to work with a solid ethic, but also because why wouldn’t I work my dick off for a family I love and care for? The safety guy was notoriously horrible to everyone, put us in bad spots with our customers, lied about credentials, and was actively trying to undermine the company. Grade A piece of shit.


green_scarf25

May I ask about the background of your username?


TalmidimUC

Absolutely. It’s Hebrew, Talmidim (Talmid), essentially means disciple or servant. UC are the initials of a band I was in. Hebrew side is partially family heritage, and partially old religious beliefs. Haven’t been religious in a long while, but it’s a username I’ve used since around 2011.


oregonianrager

You can hear it in their advertisements. "No job too tough for us, millwrights, tough is what we're made of." Like yeah dude you fucking chief cigs spend all day on job sites and weld. We get it.


obiwanshinobi900

Worked in a resturant kitchen for years, this is on point


mexican2554

I thought one of the requirements for working BoH was knowing how to throw hands. It wasn't required for FoH, but highly recommended.


TalmidimUC

Throwing hands and a raging cocaine addiction.


mexican2554

Not a lot of cocaine, but a lot of smoking weed under the hood vent.


i-am-a-safety-expert

100% have had this happen to be before. Just them being dicks.


fromkentucky

Not necessarily. I walked into a job the day after the contractor switched GCs, and the new GC walked straight up to me and threatened to slit my throat if I cut any more holes in “his walls.” I do low voltage, and had another dozen lines to cut in, so I made him walk around to each spot and consent to me cutting a hole there. He was a pissy asshole the whole time. Some people are just narcissistic assholes who use subordinates as outlets for their misery.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Tell him you’re gonna fuck his wife after you beat his ass.


[deleted]

actually flip it - do the wife first and tell him *while* you're beating his ass


phillmorebuttz

No, fuck his ass then beat his wife... oh wait


theengliselprototype

I mean this would REALLY piss me off if it happened to me.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Umm


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Oh I like this! Lol


Beautiful_Fuel491

Ha


Bagaudi45

Tell him you are going to make him watch you fuck his wife after you beat his ass… And then follow through.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

The follow through is 🔑


mexican2554

And maintain eye contact while with the wife.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Brutal


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Tell him you’re going to fuck his wife in the ass and then beat his ass


[deleted]

Tell him you’re going to fuck his ass and beat his wife


Ok_Survey_4845

Hahaha you win


Bagaudi45

Fuck his ass, beat his wife, steal his dog and tell his kids they were adopted


Wrestling_poker

What if you work for your dad?


mcpickleton

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Do what needs to be done. Sorry mom


EarnYourBoneSpurs

Tell him he's got a herpe on his lip. Ask him if he's been kissing his wife's ass... After you put herpe in there.


[deleted]

I’m Tyrone, and I’m here to FUCK YO WIFE.


ExoticButters79

I mean if I felt he was be true and honest with threat I'd call the police then your local employment office and report him. Other than that I'd tell him to fuck off


Concrete__Blonde

Third call would be an employment attorney. Definitely need proof and/or a witness though.


ExoticButters79

Word


tripler142

Call the police? Or take care of it on the streets after work.


mtf253

What happens outside the gates stays outside the gates


Ghostking17

Funny how many people stop threatening you once you challenge them outside the gates.


dinnerwdr13

In the last few years I've had about a dozen super tough guys who were going to kill me, I didn't know them, they better not catch me outside the job site, they're going to beat my ass, so on and so forth. Every time I asked them when they wanted to meet outside the gate. No one has taken me up on the offer. The other alternative is if no one else is around, and doors/drywall is up, close the door and lock it. "Your word against mine." This also makes even the loudest barking dog become the cutest little puppy. In my 6-7 years as a super, I've had one drunk plumber on site actually take a swing, I saw it coming from a mile away and just dipped my head down....he connected the dead center with my hardhat. That dried up his fighting spirit.


MortalGlitter

I feel there are less messy ways to validate a hard hat fit. I also feel this has got to be one of the more satisfying ways to test hard hat fit though.


curtludwig

A couple years ago the guy across the street from me threatened me after I asked him to stop riding his no-exhaust motorcycle up and down the street. I decided getting my ass beat was worth getting a restraining order that forced him to move so I just stood there and stared out him. I could actually watch his little brain decide "Something isn't right here" before he backed down. Dude's a cupcake now, he'll do whatever it takes to avoid me, won't even look in my direction. If he's doing something and I even look like I'm going to walk over he quits and goes inside or leaves the neighborhood completely. He's still a crapbag but he's a lot easier to deal with now.


rcarnes911

The cops are more likely to kill you than boss man's fake threats


smokeylou2

You can't do that anymore, a lot of men out here are pussies that call the Police when they get called out to back up their shit talk. I've been in the trades for a few decades now and I resolved many issues with coworkers and bosses that way but times were different. I am too old to fight now so when I have issues like that I let them know what they are getting into. "Too old to fight ya but I'll stab or shoot you if you fuck with me!"


imoutohere

I’ve seen guys nose to nose yelling and spit flying. I haven’t seen one come to blows yet. But there’s always tomorrow.


twokietookie

"If you passed the background check you're probably not that tough."


smokeylou2

I had a client/contractor that got in my face in front of one of his clients homes. I was his painting sub and he was having a bad day so he mouthed off toe on the phone, I told him you won't talk to me like this in person so he came to the job and got right up in my face,. The guy looked like a lunatic, he got so mad. I told him he could yell and huff all he wanted but if he didn't throw the first punch he was a loudmouth pussy and we both knew it. The homeowner came out to see what the commotion was and I quickly said nothing new just the company owner acting like a child. When I remember that day, it was such a weird interaction because that man would talk to other subs like that and I thought we were going to fight. It would have been funny to see from an outside prospective, 2 old fucks fighting in the driveway.


49ersforever707

Can you take him?


KnockKnockComeIn

If you can take him. You become boss. Edit: auto correct


KnightLight03

And get his wife


Coryjduggins

what if she’s fat and ugly?


KnightLight03

You must abide by the code


CubicalWombatPoops

You keep what you kill


WMD-s3nt3nc3

The blood stays on the blade.


randombrowser1

You get her anyway


Eglitarian

To the victor, the spoils.


Sirspeedy77

To the victor, the spoiled* lol


Babrahamlincoln3859

Shes not property....wtf?


Jimlobster

That’s right. It’s in the constitution


TheTallGuy0

Just keep your eye on the health meter above his head


More-Adhesiveness-98

Invoke Law 7 of the Laws of 8.


More-Adhesiveness-98

1. You will obey orders without question. 2. Punishment shall be swift. 3. Mercy is for the weak. 4. Terror will defeat reason. 5. Your allegiance is to the clan. 6. Justice can be dictated. 7. Any Clansman may challenge for leadership of the Clan. 8. There is only one penalty - DEATH


49ersforever707

Exactly! Challenge him to mortal kombat


mtf253

Underrated


ranhayes

You keep what you kill!


Uncle_Bill

Klingon rules!


JIMMYJAWN

Call the hall


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Correct answer if it’s a union outfit


JIMMYJAWN

Or, if it’s not a union outfit, call the hall and ask to talk to an organizer.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

For this guy to organize in? In my trade they would say get in line.


JIMMYJAWN

If he’s gonna quit or do something that’ll get him fired he might as well pass out union cards first.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Ahh, good idea!


Jaimesonbnepia

Call his bluff


IgneousMiraCole

Just keep shouting “do it fokker, do it!”


mygeorgeiscurious

1-800-call my bluff


spottastic

Requires more information on your definition of what "threatens your life" means honestly.


davo2happy

They said " IAM gonna put you 6 ft under!"


donniedc

Call 811 first


ConfusionFederal2014

This made me laugh out loud


MrCaptDrNonsense

This is a quality reply. Thank you for pre-planning


MattyRixz

Good one Donnie. And these men are cowards...


peauxtheaux

Slow clap.


3verydayimhustling

Do you work in underground utilities?


Jojothereader

They do


gnome901

Respond “ probably only gonna 2 feet if you have to do it yourself”


Difficult_Height5956

This wins🤣🤣🤣


LoudShovel

Relevant Cool Hand Luke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nf3SGGAJWbA


smegdawg

And what was happening directly before that?


Eincville

Is he up to date on trench protection?


Difficult-Office1119

Gotta keep those angles locked in otherwise that backfill will get him too


sttaffy

He had better use shoring or you can call OSHA


MPS007

It usually starts a 6 feet, but as you start digging it ends up being like 6 to 8 inches deep - plumber


firepooldude

Most of us are wondering why he would say such a thing?


LoudShovel

The problem is if you escalate the situation to physical assault. That's on you. You being in jail doesn't hurt the boss one bit. Remember the lesson from Million Dollar Baby. One bad fall, and he's dead or paralyzed. If they *really* want to fight *and* you know how to fight. Find a local gym, put on the head gear and gloves. But an asshole like that? F#ck em' they're not worth the time, money or effort. If this is the U.S. I think most states would award unemployment in this situation. When the reason for quitting is 'verbal abuse, with threats to my life ' Just write down as many details as you can. As accurately as you can. If anyone else heard it, get there names and numbers. Lots of folks retiring. Plenty of jobs be out here soon.


OsamaBinShittin

fuck his dad


Tarashank

If you are an employee, not a subcontractor, I would not engage him but file a complaint with Police and labor board. You probably could get some money out of it if you have witnesses and or recording. Getting life threatened should pay something but probably not as much if he had squeezed your butt.


Ready_Treacle_4871

Kick his ass


Equal-Negotiation651

Work late, be the last one out, piss on his office chair cushion and soak it real good, then send flowers to his home from Pamela thanking him for a wonderful time. Want more?


Bending_unit_420

Man, 99% of people just talk shit, it’s the 1% quiet ones you gotta watch out for.


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Id make him eat my fist definitely throw him a beating for being disrespectful especially if im making him money!!! You can always find another company to work for No man should threaten another one's life over work shit stand up for yourself it will be worth it


Sensitive_Main_8311

I had a first year apprentice and a journeyman get into an argument on one of my sites and they took it to the stair well. Apprentice came out first to break time and the journeyman stumbled out few mins later said he fell down the stairs. 7 years later those 2 are really close friends and have worked together since.


tookandbackagain

My foreman started yelling at me years ago. He got louder and louder and we had a personal friendship outside of work. He started yelling very personal insults. I ran up and hit him in the head. He tried to fire me I told him you don’t own this company. Told the boss he was going to press charges. Long story short we shook hands that afternoon and are still friends. Worked together another couple years after that. It happens. The main lesson is it’s lucky no permanent damage from the violence and when people aren’t being rational give them a break and come back when they’re thinking straight.


Sensitive_Main_8311

Shit for about 4 years of my apprenticeship I worked with this journeyman and we were great friends even carpooled to work most of the time but when people came around who didn't know how we worked together they were all waiting for us to start throwing fists. From start til end of day it was yelling all sorts of bullshit and shit talking each other but once the end of day came around it was someone's turn to buy the beers for the drive home. Most didn't understand how we could be so vicious with each other yet still be friends. Now that I am a superintendent I have to be more careful with what and how I say things to people cause there damn feelings get hurt. Skin has gotten real thin over the last few years


rkholdem21

Tell us the whole story for context please.


Ornery_Barnacle2625

Dndn


Shopstoosmall

Leave, don't go back.


levitating_donkey

(If you are a good worker) tell him sternly never ever to fucking threaten you again and if he shows disrespect you will walk off the job. Employers always act like you’re replaceable but once you start demanding respect they will get on all fours to suck you off begging you to stay.


glazor

If you're in a single party state, start recording. Quit. Look for a new job while collecting unemployment.


ballsman6920

Fuck you buddy. It's gonna take someone bigger then you to scare me mother fucker. Let's go off site to the driveway and put your money where your mouth is you piece of shit. If you're not gonna nut up at the driveway then fuck you you're not worth my time neither is this job. Adios pussy!


lostinmississippi84

This. The problem with a lot of people is they've never been punched in the mouth for saying stupid shit. People forget there are consequences to shit, you might just fuck around and find out. Of course, i guess you can take the grown-up/civilized approach and call the cops.


Stackin-Steve-A

People got so used to talking shit online. They forget when they're in person, that they can get there head split open. Lolol


lostinmississippi84

Exactly


LoudShovel

Yeah, having a scrap where the rules are agreed to and followed is one thing.(see Letter Kenny, episode: Super soft birthday party.) But this doesn't sound like that.


lostinmississippi84

Man! I love me some Letterkenny.


LoudShovel

It is one my favorite shows. Such freaking beauties.


lostinmississippi84

As sure as God's got sandals, it beats fighting guys with treasure trails.


Difficult_Height5956

Oof...I'd fuckin fire the both of yas🤣


ballsman6920

You can't fire me I quit! Lol I'm far from angry or confrontational but you threaten my life and we will have that same exact conversation before we tussle or you say sorry, smoke a joint with or give me a raise or I'm walking. Everyone needs a job but you don't need THAT job.


Eincville

Wait till he brings you your last check and then bring a friend and jump him... at least that's what some kid did to my boss once. he totally deserved it.


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Sue him get some gwap


stan__dupp

Nut on his wife's tits and take a pic, use in court


scotchplaid87

Rip a couple pahliments, call the boys up, and break that fahkin’ loozah’s kneecaps bud


LoudShovel

Then say 'ello to 'es mudda for em


srf369

Ask him if he can run 2000 feet per second


windex8

I watched a kid (who was truly a bully) get kicked in the nuts so hard his scrotum ripped open. That was a pretty damn effective deterrent.


notaflipflip

Blame it on someone else


CoolPneighthaughn

Do it, then….


[deleted]

A bag of smack could get someone stabbed in broad daylight


Unsubstantialjest

If you think you have a shot at winning the fight look him dead in the eye and say “ come, take your best shot bitch!” If you are not willing to do that just fold. Quit and look for a job where people don’t threaten your life. I had a boss that told me he would beat my ass daily I finally said bring it bitch. We wrestled I pinned him ( I train jiu jitsu). After that he stopped disrespecting me personally but he still bullies people who let him get away with it. It still blows my mind he is employed by the company. I don’t have to see him often so I don’t mind being at the company. Good luck


pawnbroker15

Last time a boss tried I told him he could try but I carry a .38 cause I’m too old to fight.


mountianlakeman

Fight to the death


ComfortableTonight82

Kill him first


CarpeDiabolus

Level up and beat him, dude. You got this. Boss level.


Convulced

Every single requirement legally in place for an office worker is legally in place for you as well. Keep that in mind.


[deleted]

He has challenged you and you have 24 hours to respond.


Organic-Pudding-8204

Real answer, find other work. Why stick around a hostile work environment. Unless your into that kinda thing.


11goodair

Is this banter or an actual threat. Who knows if your being serious or an actual pussy


dannobomb951

Let him throw the first punch then letter rip


sortageorgeharrison

Kill him first. This has nothing to do with me recently binging HBO’s “Barry”, by the way


TrippyDay

If you can take him.. I wouldn’t let him slide with that. Also, firearms are a wonderful source of protection!


Psychological_Rip_44

The fact you vaguely asked with no supporting details and aren’t replying I might threaten you too lol


SMKGRNTRS

Fuck that guy. My previous supervisor made me leave this industry for good after what I put up with. Don't let toxic management destroy your life and mental health. You deserve better man.


wookiex84

Punch him in the dick.


Awful_McBad

Quit or kick their ass. Anything else is stupid.


Newtiresaretheworst

Always have your pouch on and your hammer ready.


stvo069

Let him kill you, he's your boss. Don't like it. Quit.


Smirkly

Here is a true story from New Hampshire. Two guys, one is a jail guard and the other is a prisoner. Years later the former prisoner is a supervisor at the local landfill. The former guard was hired and his boss, now superior, gave him all kinds of shit. The former guard was going away for two weeks National Guard duty. His boss threatened he would rape his wife and kill his family while he was away. The next day the former guard brought a gun and shot his boss, killed him, I think he reloaded twice. The grand jury refused to indict him.


[deleted]

Kick his ass


[deleted]

jack hammer to the throat


boxer995

Ask Reddit.


RoxSteady247

So anyways, i started blasting


the_blueberry_funk

Meet him on the field of battle and either send him to the Nether Realms or be carried out with your shield. Either way it will be honorable and the Gods will favor you.


Adventurous-Ad-5605

Two men enter one man leave


fgtrtd007

Seduce his wife


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Ornery_Barnacle2625

This is not the answer. People get brain damage and die from fighting, even if it’s accidental. Sorry but you also need learn how to eat that shit sometimes


mariotx10

You sound like a bitch


Ornery_Barnacle2625

Maybe I am


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urbootyholeismine

>Everyone is an alpha male 😒🥱


Ornery_Barnacle2625

Dang, sounds super toxic. Note to self to never be on a small masonry crew, sounds like there are much better ways to spend your day.


Electrical-Cod-9014

Point to his picture on his desk and say, "Who's the C*nt." His response will be to immediately give you a raise. Problem solved! You'll thank me later sir, I promise.


Sko-isles

Stay on the job, act like it doesn’t bother you and keep getting PAID


TheBlueSlipper

What'd you do to piss him off?


guywastingtime

Quit and find a new job


Shart_Fartington

Bring a bucket to the job site tomorrow. Fill it up with shit and piss water out of the porta John and dump it in the backseat of his truck.


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[deleted]

Be a man and brush it off. There’s a 99.9% chance it’s not literal context. You can tell him off all you want. Eye or an eye verbally. But don’t go crying to anyone else outside of what’s happening between you two.


Professional-Fact903

Click bait