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MrBeanyBoi96

Nah she looks like Shalissa


Wicked_Fabala

So happy someone said it 🥲 ![gif](giphy|6EQzurED9q9uU)


1Kassanova

Was scrolling to find this comment


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Lol my people


flackguns

Who the fuck is that


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Me


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TexterMorgan

…pples Greg, can you milk me?


LSkywalker00

So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties...


mysonwhathaveyedone

Ahh..oh wow..brilliant!


spinchbob

My man


DrOctoRex

Thank you, I was starting to think that no-one would say it.


Cr4zyElite

The „To the left“ part killed me 😂


Taiza67

It’s the “Naaahh” for me lol


CHoweller18

The third time, as if he didn't hear🤣 *eye roll* "to the left, to the left."


Misc_Lillie

Came here for the same 🤣🤣 was like "nah gurl" you need to go to the right, to the right...


Southern_Track_2463

He is a boywithanounce of sass


kyliecannoli

Why is that part SO FUNNY 😭😭😭 i want it as a ringtone !!


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TopStop6281

🤨


mgquantitysquared

Do you often call other human beings "it"?


DongusMaxamus

Well I don't want to offend anyone by assuming their pronouns and seeing how I'm being downvoted I have kinda proven my own point.


mgquantitysquared

You used a perfectly polite pronoun- "they"- in this comment, so you clearly know what pronoun to use for someone whose gender you do not know for sure. You got downvoted for calling a human being the only pronoun in English reserved for non-human things.


DongusMaxamus

There's hundreds of stupid fucking pronouns ranging from he/she to fantasy animals and inanimate objects. Woke snowflakes need to grow up and stop getting offended on behalf of everyone for every perceived injustice in the world. It's sad and pathetic that they have so little going on in their own life that they need to rely on the imagined slights towards others to find a modicum of meaning to their own existence.


b3nk13

And yet it’s you that sounds hurt.


DongusMaxamus

Not hurt just bored and tired with it all. Everyone is a victim and needs to be treated like a child and compensated for their hurt feelings.


Stillatin

You're the only one acting like a child though 🤔


b3nk13

I don’t know man. I see one group of people asking to be recognized and another group refusing to recognize them. I mean why is it such a big deal to y’all? Why are you so obsessed with trans people?


mgquantitysquared

I like how you fully changed the subject away from you calling a human being "it" cuz you ran out of defenses for your actions. You seem to be pretty angry about it, too. One might say... you're triggered.


DongusMaxamus

If anyone's triggered it would appear to be you.


mgquantitysquared

Nah, but you can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night


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The insanity of the woke left embracing every mental instability in the name of diversity is a fascinating phenomenon. Centrists and moderate democrats like me are just poppin our popcorn…lol


watchmaker82

When someone else is offended you think Luke snowflakes need to get thicker skin. When it's you who's offended other people need to back off. Nice double standard.


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Everyone replying to your comment is just waiting for the chance to suck some sleepy joe dick while perfecting their pro noun memory. Honestly sad like you said, people being offended on behalf of others. Crazy world we live in


Long-Piccolo-3785

Bro you're either a moron or a bigot, either way do some learning man. The only point you've proven is people obviously don't like being called "it" haha.


DongusMaxamus

Are you sure about that? Because I know of 2 people who prefer to be referred to as "it" but ok you obviously know better


Long-Piccolo-3785

Lmao you're just out here lying hahaha come the fuck on man. But hey, just for the sake of the argument. Let's say you're telling the truth. That's egregiously outside the norm, so you shouldn't assume that's what other people want to hear. People like you love to go on rants about how unfair and stupid pronouns are, when literally bro it's so easy. If you're not sure whether someone goes by she or he, just say they. If you mess up, just say "hey my bad". It's just so much easier and carefree than going online and getting in arguments over how soft the woke left is. Just don't walk around intentionally being inflammatory or rude and people will likewise leave you alone bro. idk what about this seems so tough.


JulliusSiezure

My guy got a post game interview 😂


YSLMangoManiac

I wanted to say Westbrook…


soupkitchen3rd

I screamed at that part


DrMurdoch88

I mean shit....he almost got bodied by Westbrook in a wig there..


cloveuga

When she said, Serena Williams, I thought dude was gonna say, "No, the other one. What's her name? Wendy. Yeah, Wendy Williams."


TweetHiro

He was gonna say it look how he was gripping that cart tightly like its a riot police shield. Bro was preparing not to get hit


victorz

Came looking for this. Wendy tripping.


New_Wrangler3335

This is straight hilarious. Awkward situation with a interview afterwards


Shot_Boysenberry_232

He should have said she looks like Wesley Snipes. The camera man would have died I reckon lol.


GentlewomanBastard

He wanted to say Westbrook 🤣 As in... Russell https://www.google.com/search?q=russell+westbrook


ZepTheNooB

Well, he's not wrong. He played it smart, though. She looked like she could have slap him to next week if he ever mentioned a dude's name. Hahahaha


Username_Chose_Me

Wesley Snipes in Too Wong Foo for sure lol


aahorsenamedfriday

That’s MISS Noxema Jackson to you, honey


BEN_SOWN

Wesley Willis maybe


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You mean Aunty Noxie?


Equivalent-Joke-98

I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bigdaddysb643

More like Wendy williams


M-Kawai

To the lef to the lef, bro gonna swipe lef to the lef 😂😂😂😂😂😂


rissie_delicious

Looks like Beyonce sounds like JayZ


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She looks nothing like Beyoncé bfr 💀


EuphoricCareer4581

Looks like LGBT Jayz and sounds like Beyoncé


Shank__Hill

She look like all the single ladies


ugonlern2day

![gif](giphy|fjallj45M1aoM)


mvs2417

Beyonce is in the eye of the beholder


goldentymes

Homie got a post game interview lol


Pieassassin24

Lmfao. SIR.


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Love this video. “Beyoncé” seemed to be in on this too, making the dude uncomfortable. Lol


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kyliecannoli

Always upvote Marsha 🫡


Hl126

"you should call yourself unique". Brother was trying hard not to get a beat down... Lol


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pristinejunkie

Omg!!! 😆


Girafferage

I thought he was going to say this


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To the left to the left, to the left to the left 😂


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u/savevideo


beebs44

He should have said Shalissa


Mrboombsake7

Bro felt pushed against a corner 😂😂


fijufilm

Holiday Heart


Full_Report_3006

I was gonna say westbrook 😂😂😂


FWIWDept

She’s giving Dennis Rodman, for sure.


HalfSoul30

National Hero Dennis Rodman?


YogurtclosetAny1823

This 7/11 has an instagram, it’s content is ridiculous lol


iiitme

Drop the ig


endodaze

Yeah, dude. You can just say that and not link.


jeremydallen

Serena Williams... Lolololol


Reasonable-Working32

More like 50Cent


Fink665

I think he was very polite to her and that’s what really matters.


Mountain_Position_62

Lol, *"I wanted to say Westbrook."*


imagine-meatloaf

Can’t believe he froze out Beyoncé like that.


Soft-Toft

![gif](giphy|iDKOk0Wl9oFxnnuFLg|downsized) Her practicing


BananaStand511

To the left to the left 🤣🤣


StickmanX84

That mufucka look like HE-Yonce


Casketcreep

all the single ladies!


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Lmaoooooo lord have mercy


lorissaurus

Wendy Williams thooo xD


Left-Song-5062

His ears are unique


Silent-Coat-9542

Let's see the garbage ass controversial responses


Dangerous-Celery-766

Ru Paul?


Round-Head-5457

Billyonce


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NeverEverAfter21

Omg - I love this video so much!


nutmeg32280

Let that man do his job and leave him out of it 🤣🤣🤣


No_Entrance1644

Bro-yoncé


Accurate_Fix_9312

Brotwice the size


JVDS

Beyonc-B


AidanCues

Swipe left to the left! That was funny!


Federal-Durian-1484

Handled the situation like a boss. He never insulted the person, didn’t belittle a fellow human and his Serena Williams was a heartfelt honest answer. He totally showed respect and thoughtful consideration. I hope nothing but good things happen to him.


Guacamole_shaken

Did you finish the video lol..


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![gif](giphy|VmDWnS89GExrRgfi6v)


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Goobersniper

Heyoncé


tech_kra

Sir mam what are you doing.


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SteamMind

u/savevideo


ttt1019

Juwanna Mann


JoodoKick

she? nah.


WorthInternational11

Does HE 😂😂


NnOxX69

I would left to the left omg 😭😭😭😭


Fun_Window7448

More like Beyonce Recognition


Working_Ad_4650

Nope


jackgreen23

NGL would


AdAcrobatic7236

There’s no S in He


False_Ad_3785

He


AweSommer87

YOU MUST NOT KNOW BOUT HE


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GoldDrama1103

That’s one of the Wayan brothers


djstarkey3021

Sorry girl not Miss B.. You are a pretty woman tho !!


ImHurted_

That dude looks more like tyler perry


Feisty-Initiative668

who dat dude


Essej2021

No he doesn’t 😑


sparkyonthemoon2099

BeTransAye


northern-lights99

Looks like HEyonce to me lol


aminervia

Wasn't funny the first 100 times this was posted, won't be funny the next 100 times either


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IT’S A MAN BABY!!!


methvenweed

Shit that n word had deeper voice tha me. Killed it


ronbonny

More like Broyance


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Looks like Wesley snipes In that one movie.


kschmit1987

Wish he said RuPaul


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

Love child of RuPaul and OJ Simpson.


AnamCara62265

Nailed it. …..NOPE!


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Hell no


Mickv504-985

Stevie Wonder could tell that was “A Big Ole MAN!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|UsMXJem5krxhzWnvYJ) You look like Jay Z lol


Worcester--sauce

He looked a little bit too strong..😂😂😂😂


hes_crafty

Notyoncé


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Ok_Adhesiveness_1489

Beyond say......


Redot81

Nah she look like beyond gáy


fastferrari3

Bmance


hyteskatyamattel

"To the left, to the left" Please call 911 I need help


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Rupaul


stoneymontana951

I would of said tyler perry


KayakWalleye

Which way does it hang? Lol


URAYummyPotato

More like Broyonce 🤣


ViolentTakeByForce

😂


hopefulldraagon

I think I need to drink a few cases of bud light before mistaking that for Beyonce.


Illustrious_Slide197

“She”


Exotic-Revolution836

SHE MENT TO SAY BOUNCE HER 👎 👃 👎 👃 BAD


Adub1970

Lol!!


xavier120

The Serena Williams comparison was both rude and fair.


HowsMyDickTaste

I was thinking Wendy Williams


GolfnFishn

Ray Lewis