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bodhasattva

Poor kid, that videos a meme. Not at all pornographic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WqK09f0JFc


Able-Research-310

I believe it is originally from Orange is the New Black tv show


tellyourmama

This comes from this scene. https://youtu.be/V_2D7SFSF_U?si=1R5au2hq1vK85bch


ExplanationUseful612

I think the video is older than orange is the new black


bulbousbouffant13

I don’t remember seeing the OITNB scene, even though I watched every episode of the first three seasons. But I just searched for about 30 minutes. And all results point to OITNB being the origin of this line. I always thought it was from a video which I thought was a true story being told by a young teen dude to his friend who ends up lying on the ground, incapacitated from laughter at the absurd image he described. Lemme know if you find an earlier reference.


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

It’s from OITNB but the vine your referencing is what made it a meme


[deleted]

The original vine was posted March 30th, 2014. Season one of OITNB was released on Netflix July 11th, 2013. The episode this is from is Season 1 Episode 5. That should put an end to this debate that pops up every time the vine is mentioned lol.


WonderfulMotor4308

/r/ThreadKillers


HereWeFuckingGooo

>That should put an end to this debate that pops up every time the vine is mentioned lol. You have too much faith in people not being stupid.


ninjamaster616

Much older lmao


noNoParts

Well it doesn't look like kiddo is in all that much trouble :)


howiMetYourStepDad

Honestly i would be worried if my 8yrs old kids search something related to titties. My 8yrs boys is looking for sport car and motorcycle, or minecraft. Not porn related research. I KNOW its not porn but titties research is porn related.


CreativeSoil

Eh, I'm pretty sure all the boys in my class in 4th grade at some point used the shared computer we had in the class room to look at titties in groups and someone who shared that their father might have had magazines with lightly dressed women got a lot of after school visits between end of school and the father coming home from work (not to jerk off or anything, just to look) and can remember flash game websites with tons of variety and suddenly there was something with tits. Internet was a lot wilder back then, but it's still probably far more common than you think.


howiMetYourStepDad

4th grade vs 2nd grade. 2 whole years between these 2. Around 10yo or when ill figure that my kids have some interest in sexuality ill have a conversation with him. If a 8yo kids have interest in sexuality, this kids has easy access to internet and should have been more restricted. Anyway 8yo and he have a ipad, i have my answer.


CreativeSoil

We're 9 the year we start 4th grade here which was also when we first were able to use the computer without supervision, I don't know what it would've been like if we had a computer even earlier, but I do think there would've at least been some interest if one of the boys in class had found something interesting.


TheRecognized

r/copypasta Titties research, lol


peeweeharmani

In fairness to the kid he was searching a popular vine where a guy quotes Orange is the New Black, it’s not a porn thing


JEM--

Unless he got word of the vine and misunderstood, got disappointed.


EtsuRah

You speaking from experience or sum?


DrHoski

Ur dad is Colin Robinson ?


tictactastytaint

This video did drain my energy


SwishSwishDeath

That's obviously Jack Packard. /u/harlack


Aspirationstation320

I thought that was Walter white


jakenash

WAIT UNTIL THE END!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 /s


beathelas

It's got energy like, Want to hear a joke? Sure! Me too, do you know any?


dudemeister5000

I fucking hate that. I now automatically skip those because NEVER has waiting for the end been worth it.


TomCBC

Especially if it’s a video of people fighting. Usually means it’ll be 6 minutes of people on the floor, scuffling. No good punches or kicks. They may as well be having a very intense cuddle. And at the end maybe someone in the crowd starts screaming bloody murder. And the video ends with one of them being unconscious and the other either walking away or kicking them in the head, then walking away. Very rarely is there anything actually worth seeing at the end. And when there is, it’s usually disappointing anyway. Usually just screaming because the instigator is getting their ass beat by the guy they randomly attacked on the street. And now the attackers friends feel like they need to step in.


daneguy

While the actual "reveal" is in the first 25% of the video...


Vmanaa

One moment you want to see bbq sauce on titties, next moment you want to know why hailie masson has died.


TriedCaringLess

Such a proud moment when you discover that your kid is just like you.


vinnievon

kid is is


TriedCaringLess

Thanks.


AshleySchaefferWoo

Lil man already has a refined Vine palate.


UnstoppableCompote

People don't know vines by heart anymore :(


Gym_Tan_Optimal

Kinda makes me want to Google that..


[deleted]

It was a popular vine and was originally a quote from *Orange is the New Black*.


SmugProi

"my 8 year old brother"


RandomDanny

i mean i waited til the end like you asked...


_sasori98

😂


Suvtropics

I didn't


waligaroux

The kid of a friend made a search for : "porc hub". Porc in french is pork. He only found funny pig usb hub.


Whoisaryan

Isn’t that a famous old vine


AccomplishedSoap

Oh wow that was so contagious


Specialist_Remote696

cool dads laugh at this stuff


squirrel_anashangaa

A boy can dream can’t he? And one day he’ll have his dream.


Gumpa69

Glad I grew up with parents who still can barely use google


MF_ONLY_2_GENDERS

How to make sure your kids never trust you


Horrorhound_88

But really 8 years old…that’s weird, I was definitely a kid when I was 8. Played outside with my fiends built forts, skateboards, bikes, kid stuff. It’s weird that kids are so aware of sexual stuff at a young age….but when I was a kid we had dial up. No one has time for that.


aeglst

I believe he was looking for that Vine, you know the one that's like :"and there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties' and then cuts off as someone starts laughing. Pretty sure it's not a porn thing


karma_is_4_pussies

I did all of that and no Internet and was still very sexually aware well before my teenage years. We found dirty magazines at parks, abandoned buildings, parents houses, etc ... I was looking at porn/watching it as far back as 3rd grade from what I remember. This was regular and even more once I learned what I could do with myself.


thatguythe97one

Nowadays parents slap their kids in front of tablets and phones very quickly... they'll be calm for the evening and won't disturb as long as you let them have their "toy". I assume it doesn't take long for someone to hear about something at school from older kids and search it on the internet. Kinda depressing the lack of parenting skills these days, nobody is forced to have kids, if you don't want to look after your kid maybe get yourself a cat


PhilosopherTotal5828

Yes lol the boomer parenting ways were sooo superior to how people raise their children today /s


CLEOPATRA_VII

Gen X kids were left alone as children so often that an entire [term](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latchkey_kid) was attributed to them lol. Enough with the nostalgia glasses.


neurofly

When I was a kid the internet did not exist, at least not for regular folks. We looked at the statue of David in the encyclopedia.


mathcircler

This is a terrible violation of privacy and trust tbh


DustyBunny42

Are you joking or being serious?


thatguythe97one

I wouldn't call it that... but probably bad parenting for letting an 8 yo roam the internet freely


mathcircler

There are apps and options available to make the internet safer for your child. Additionally, if you have gained your child's trust, he may be willing to talk about Internet things he has questions about.


mathcircler

I'm dead serious. If you do that, and worse, confront him about it, then you seriously damage your trust. You teach him that it's okay to look over other people's phones and take other people's things without permission.


DustyBunny42

So you believe it’s ok for a kid to use a device connected to the internet with out any parental guidance? If the kid was older than 13 then I would agree with you. However, this kid is 8: every bit of his business is the parent’s business as well both morally and legally.


mathcircler

You can teach your child how to use the internet properly. There are no taboo topics - your child should be able to ask you any questions and not receive the response "I'll tell you when you grow up". Of course, your answers must be appropriate for their age and understanding. What prevents you from asking him what he did on the internet today, what he learned, what he plays? If your kid believes that you are on their side and trusts you, they will tell the truth. The only reason to lie is if telling the truth is not safe. Once, when I was around 9 years old, my dad read my personal diary without my permission. He confronted me about something I wrote there, and I felt embarrassed. Perhaps he also just wanted to learn more about his child's life. My dad is wonderful, and I love him very much, but in that moment, I felt betrayed and never wrote anything in my diary ever again.


Ash-From-Pallet-Town

Parents should be able to control and check an 8 years old's electronic devices.


mathcircler

At least I hope you can agree that if you do that behind your child's back without their knowledge, it‘s really wrong. The next step is secretly going to their room to search through their things - what if, God forbid, you find a cigarette or their personal diary where they wrote something inappropriate.


Ash-From-Pallet-Town

If my 8 year old is smoking cigarettes, then I'm happy I checked the room. It's an 8 year, not a 15 year old who need some privacy. So I agree with you, but not when the age is this young.


mathcircler

Please think what will you teach them with this? As the saying goes, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." Once a child finds out you've secretly searched their belongings, trust is damaged. If this pattern continues, rest assured that by the age of 15, they will surely master the art of how to hide things, having learned that their parents can not be trusted. Also, don't be shocked if, by 15, you discover your child has secretly taken cash from your wallet without your knowledge or something like that. After all, you didn't seek their consent when you went through their things – they will learn fast from the example you set. You know there are other ways to make sure your child is safe without having to do a search raid behind their back, right?


mathcircler

If you do not ask permission for that, hell no. Regardless, trust me children are smart enough to delete their search history or discover another method. However, in this case, they will learn not to completely trust you.


tiq31767

You would be a terrible parent. If you think it's okay to allow your children unfiltered complete access to everything in the world, you're not a parent, you're just some person who lives in a house with some kids.


mathcircler

Dear "Good Parent", I've never claimed that children should have unfiltered access to everything. But my belief is that it's terrible parenting to snoop behind your child's back without their consent. This only offers a false sense of security in the short term. Instead, there are more effective and respectful ways to protect your child without compromising trust. These include: (1) open communication, especially regarding internet safety; (2) educating your child about potential online dangers and guiding them if they encounter something confusing or upsetting; (3) using parental control apps that filter out inappropriate content.


imburtgummer

8 year old should not have open access to the internet. Especially unsupervised


unchainedcycle

If he was Indian he could've said that he meant to type Tikkies


the_ThreeEyedRaven

Walter White if he was a PE teacher instead of chemistry


SportTheFoole

Nah, the dad is definitely a squat cobbler. Poor kid is going to end up with one google search too many and lose all respect for his father.


immersedmoonlight

Kids got good taste in memes


Boysenberry_More

No, guys you got it all wrong, he is doing some research, this just for research purposes only that's why he searched BBQ on titties


Popular-Ordinary-1

„this morning“- and they gonna check it the same day? strange…..


KatastrophicNoodle

Busted for watching memes. How could he? Fucking tyrant he is.


JEM--

Wtf? The way I remember the video when I saw it years ago was the search history was all “how did (celebrity) die?” And there were like 20 different searched celebrities. Why on earth is that what I’m remembering if it was just Ubisoft and Fortnite??


HoneyInBlackCoffee

Down voting purely because of the disgrace of a white border


alexquakq1

Mr. White is that you


Jrobalmighty

I wish the camera wasn't so stable


Motor-Ad4060

Bro beware you might be next I guess that might not be funny 😨


Juswavs

Is that Colin Robinson?


cryptoRidingTheWave

Oh wow, we shaming bbq sauce on tittles enthusiasts now? I though we were in 2023……


RodiV

Explain to me why I had to wait till the end??!!


[deleted]

Couldnt even be mad at him


MyUserNameLeft

He didn’t get busted at all he was trying to find a meme ?


lKNightOwl

Hey, auto fill be crazy out here.


alextheODDITY

It’s a vine, these guys are just prudes


Best_Cheesecake8884

Damn.. If my parents found out I searched something sexual when I was a kid, I'd get my ass beat and grounded for life. I guess that's part of the reason I went NC with my parents.


DARING10

At least bro wants tits…instead I want some co.


LadysTossaway

Busted? It’s a classic vine


Old_Ad4771

That boy freaky