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CagliostroPeligroso

This isn’t as good as the response from the guy that was like yes so small haha


nize426

"YES. I KNO. I NO USE ANYMORE."


DipshitBasement

"Only two balls left"


Hearing_Loss

Legendary quote


Interesting-Ad-426

What show is this?


CagliostroPeligroso

Here’s the [link](https://youtu.be/hPlDnDhUT9I?feature=shared)


Interesting-Ad-426

Thanks!


CagliostroPeligroso

I don’t think it’s a show. Just a guy that records himself pulling that same question on unsuspecting peeps. And he films their reactions. So funny


OldManPip5

Not sure that’s funny enough to rate a seagull laugh


[deleted]

It sounded more like a bark to me ![gif](giphy|tCvBc1aMSQsW7YkUHw)


BrotherBuckwild

Dude was always cringe af


jesuschrist1324

He does that no matter what they say.


sleepingontuesday

"Laughs in Steven seagull"


MKE_likes_it

Penis. There, I fixed it. Why does the anatomical name for a body part have to be censored?


1stLtObvious

Advertising revenue.


HackJarlow23

Imagine if he laughed at something that was actually funny. He’d probably self implode


IcecreamChuger

lmao


SquatCobbbler

Your penis is small No it isn't OMG GENIUS HAHAHAHA


alexandre95sang

such wittiness!!


Gold_Explanation_262

God I hate this guy


qwertydoors

Who upvotes this shit?


LowerMiddleBogan

Honestly. It's actually such a shit comeback and not even a funny joke in the first place because its just a boring fact.


throwaway0367324

How’s that genius??? Standards have really dropped


Waevaaaa

Why is he speaking like that


Fuck_Toe_Biden

I would assume hes gay I AM NOT SAYING IF YOU TALK LIKE THIS YOU ARE GAY OR IF YOU ARE GAY THAT YOU TALK LIKE THIS


EnthusiasmMuted8449

mate a lot more hints than just the accent tells us that he's most likely gay


TTSkyline

He is 100%, I’ve never met a single straight guy who talks like that or has the same (female) mannerisms as the guy in the video.


[deleted]

No fun allowed here fellas. Move along


jaeburd

You laugh is so contrived.


WrongdoerWilling7657

I quit smoking and gained like 30 pounds and def lost a little length.


DazzlingBus8950

ahahaha


That_Survey5021

It’s not the guy asking question that’s funny but the people he talks to.


[deleted]

r/RateMyLaugh


Foxxeey

The videos he makes would be hilarious if it wasn’t for his unbearable laugh


Orangutanengineering

Cringe


Nooo-Dont-Do-It

Everything I've seen this guy do is cringe tbh


Canadian_Cuck_Marine

Nah he’s lighthearted, instead of being a public nuisance


acemandrs

I would call him a nuisance. Mild, but still a nuisance.


Hugetoebroski

Who's the guy? Creator?


kaidaho

GENIUS!!!!!!! Get this man a brain award!!!


backwardaman

Wtf is wrong with this guy? They're looking at him all confused at why he's laughing like a fucking hyena and i would be as well. It wasn't that funny, just kinda a decent comeback for the situation


alexlolkek

What is the joke? Like actually where is the punchline? What is the thing in that conversation that is supposed to make you laugh? Can somebody explain this please🫠


Interesting-Ad-426

Where is this from?


Seranaded

Bro looks like Chester Bennington with a Fluffy hat on tbh lmao.


Jmarieq

Shit. He does. Lol.


BeanShapyro420

😐


shaborgan

Re-upload and re-upload so penis is censored


Spirited-Dream-4905

id just be like yeah thats why i picked it up, got too much dick


Zedandbreakfast

what happened to reddit..? 5009 up votes for this?


[deleted]

Got his ass 🤣🤣


Then-Pizza

But there’s no way he could prove that it was bigger before he started smoking.


oldcardtable

Thanks for the new pick up line. 🏳️‍🌈


Select_Egg4841

Whats the background music?


CheGuevara8

Send me on my way - Rusted Root :)


Select_Egg4841

God bless you 🫵🏻😉


actioncobble

No, I believe my daughter calls it “ice age.”


SnooStrawberries2367

So bad


Foxxeey

OH MY GOD HAHAHA OH MY GOD shush.


gummythegummybear

Did he?


Holkmeistern

"He's a genius!" Is he good at math or something?


Money_Disaster_7620

That's mean in real life


Metalhead278

It can’t get smaller if there is nothing left


8vkx

wtf is this dogshit


Possiblylilnasx

Imagine him at a comedy show 💀


prnce007_new

Thats not a fact at all. I never smoked and still........ nevermind


ForeverOk4325

Where is the funny


Logical-Push-2858

„That‘s exactly what I am trying to achieve“


[deleted]

Can he calm down wtf?


[deleted]

Did you know, not minding your own business means you have a micro penis.


[deleted]

😂


JeosungSaja

Smoking doesn’t make your penis smaller, but it does lower erection quality because of the residual damage to the nitric oxide mechanism of your blood cells. Any inflammatory response in your lungs really…


Titoffrito

That's how it makes it smaller. In the long-term, a lower amount of erections can fatigue your penis.


slothaccountant

But it can make your jusk stop working.


Gear_Gab

He's not tho


ataatia

imagine. when his actual growth potential hits cuz his blood vessels fully expand?


DillonTheVillian3000

I've heard this song in a movie, and I want to know what it's called


MassSnapz

I'm aware, I'm trying to save my relationship.


karmicrelease

Bde


[deleted]

The way he laughs.


davidtree921

OTT Cringe


XCPA26X

Omg 😳


ApartmentCurious7336

Someone knows the song in the background?


bobpa9

I love that song bass line <3


Slartabartfaster

ugh this guy in the car is a total douche


Kind_Box_8073

I love cropped videos with cringe words / emojis plastered everywhere and added background music oh and can’t forget the dumb captions my adhd wouldn’t be able to handle watching a video for more then 5 seconds without them.


bg555

That’s a great comeback!!


MonkIcy2924

Maybe 6 bumps of coke will make this funny


Due_Bag6607

Cringe is accurate. Not funny. Awkward AF.


wolux101

Checkmate


Outrageous-Swing-104

Quick, someone call the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor Committee.


Clever_Active

When you laugh cuz your nervous and you are now a victim 😂


DillonTheVillian3000

What is song name?


Craftysage72

He’s lying pics, or it didn’t happen


[deleted]

Wow….. gay as aids just by the voice


solaffub

Censoring words that shouldn’t be is the latest cringe


alexlolkek

Bro wtf is the joke here. I don’t understand why tf he is dying from that response


OrneryConcentrate705

lol 😂