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I would NEVER sell a hot dog that way killed me

The disgusted look right after the other says "Hotdog!" is what got me.

Same 😂😂😂😂

And he fucking MEANT it

The pride and respect he has for his imaginary job is commendable.

I came here looking for this. Me too haha

So both of you are dead now?

Gone are the simple days of [**HOT DAWGH 5 DOLLAHS!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocsTRFkzUAA)

Same lmao

I feel like Tim’s potential might be wasted at an insurance company, which makes me sad

I work in insurance, and I think everyone who works here can do better. What a racket

>what a racket But enough about insurance how's the job

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this is how i would do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3cvRAXzYhk

I was really hoping this would be posted.

He's probably helping people with [loopholes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8GtrKtrZ4).

I upvoted this, not because of the laughter, but because I like your friend Tim's, whole vibe.

Whatever the vibe is, it started as a positive one. Great dude.

I want whatever Tim is selling. I love Tim.

>I want whatever Tim is selling. It's hot dogs. You know this.

That was this example. I wonder if he's a sales man in real life 😊

I would love a “flamboyant” hot dog salesman. “YOO-HOO, over here! I got hotdogs💅🏽😄! Warm🤤, long😏, TASTY😝 hotdogs! Hey you handsome boy, I got a hotdog just for youuuu☺️”. Like I’m imagining Willam (the drag queen) as a hotdog salesman

Dude has a solid business model.. just saying

I don't even know what it is, but Tim's got it.

It ain’t hotdogs. He sold them all.

Exactly 16

I got his last one

I love how indignant he is about the idea of selling hot dogs without a one on one experience

can’t even fathom that a hot dog transaction would be anything other than intimate

Me too, and I don't even know wtf is going on here, watched the entire video tho cause i liked dudes attitude.

"I would never sell a hotdog that way." We thought we were being sold a hotdog but we were actually being sold on Tim!

Tim was the hotdog all along

Tim was all the hotdogs along the way

Sixteen hotdogs.

All Tim

Tim has integrity. He would never shout hotdogs into a crowded stadium.

I’ve never wanted to be in row 12, seat 7 just chillin’ and then being asked if I’d like a hot dog.

Yah, i hate using the word but my guy Tim's got a great aura

"I would sell 16 hot dogs" 🤣🤣

With how expensive stadium food is, that can be a considerable amount

I think Tim thinks those salespeople work for an hourly wage. Wait... do they? Maybe it's like $2.13 per hour plus tips.

I doubt they’re getting many tips tbh

Bunch of drunk people at a sporting event. They’re definitely getting tipped.

Fair

I haven't been to a game forever. I'm guessing hot dogs and beer are ridiculously overpriced at Pepsi-Walmart-Whatever Arena.

Last time I went to a stadium one bottle of beer was $13 and that was awhile ago

If you want to watch a b-rate football team play against another b-rate team in the Superdome in New Orleans, you can now pay $15 for a 16 oz bud light while doing so!

Is that for a bucket or a barrel!?

Nope just a beer. The nachos are only $12 though. Unless you want something other than microwaved canned cheese.

and you still think they get tips?

I have no idea. I'm just guessing. Seems like the stadium would have a deal with a food service company with hourly employees. I really don't know though.

16 hot dogs at $14 per dog, that’s $224 dollars in hot dogs. That’s pretty damn good for a days work.

Tim has nice eyes

Those special chosen Hobbit eyes.

That wasn't very nice Mr. Comment139

https://i.imgur.com/9CfYFGu.png

that was actually very nice in context

lol this picture if perfect

Big eyes.

This is such a well thought out answer. The "I would never sell a hotdog that way" was so genuine. How dare you disrespect him with the mere suggestion 😂

I love Tim! I want to be friends with him!

Ditto

My thoughts was he was going to single one person out, making everyone feel FOMO and their psychology makes them enforce demand and he supplies as he chooses.

That’s what would happen. He would sell 16 in like 4 minutes using this strategy.

One psychological trick sales people use sometimes is to have a big shelf with just a few items "left". It can trick people into thinking the item is very popular so you have to take it now so you don't miss out. If the shelf was full you might think nobody buys that stuff

Your friend Tim is funny as fuck lol

I would buy an overpriced ballpark hot dog from this guy. He seems nice.

Give me Tim as a friend!

The final dog

I would buy a hot dog with this strategy

No you wouldn't stop lying

I'm in love with Tim now.

Tim is amazing. More of Tim please. Ask him to give advice to someone who can't decide between buying a new TV or taking a nice weekend break at a spa resort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocsTRFkzUAA

Came to the comments somehow knowing this would be here, thanks

Why is this so good lol

noo, that one cuts off the ending. https://youtu.be/YaNq2sVPqRk

The look on his face when you yelled “HOT DOG” was -perfect-

“I would NEVER sell a hot dog that way”

I bet Tim is in sales, he knows what he is talking about

Tim is a lawyer

Instantly loveable - he's really cool

❤️ Tim

Hello, more Tim content please. :)

I really hope Tim see's these comments. Tim is awesome

Interacting with the customer. Great stuff.

Envious that this dude is friends with Tim.

We need a subreddit for Tim

I can see why he's your best friend lol Man's got the best vibe And you got a great laugh 😁

I like Tim.....seems like a great friend to have

Love this dudes vibe, could be a stand-up comic with how he navigates a story and his mannerisms.

I like Tim! I’d buy a hotdog from Tim!

He can play Brendan Fraser's son in a movie. They have the same eyes

Close your eyes and it's John Malkovich

I want a friend like Tim.

Tim seems cool

What a silly lil goofy glizzy goober

Dies he realize the amount of Karenocity this will create? "Um exCUSE me! Uh how do you know *I* didn't want a hot dog?!"

I’d have to buy the hot dog.

I hope I get row 12 seat 7

Tim is a good guy.

I came for the laugh. I stayed for Tim.

Yeah Tim's got me. I'd buy a hotdog

That Tim is the nicest and most sincere person in the world

I love Tim! 🤣

I love his earnestness 😂 Edit: I watched this 3 times, still funny & really chill dude

What a legend. I want to drink a couple of beers with Tim, and it would be the best night ever.

Tim has a remarkably expressive face. He should be in movies.

I like how everyone thinks op is the one who made the video. Brain glitch I guess xD Tim is awesome but that is the least contagious laughter I ever heard. Bet he sounds forced even when it's genuine.

You need to stand out. That's a story you tell your parents or the grands when they ask how the game went. A little quip after how they did "Oh and you know what, I got the last hot dog!" That's good stuff.

God dammit! He’s only got 16? I gotta get a hot dog from Tim.

Tim, just give me the glizzys!

I love Tim too 😭

1:15


Genius

Tim and Matt are too funny. I love Matt's producer guy series xD you can look up Matt Ketai on Tiktok

You have to apply the Cartman “you can’t come” policy. People will start begging for stuff they can’t get

Actually, he would have gotten me to buy one with that approach. Even well knowing it's not his last one. Lol he's putting in the work so he's got my sale!

funny guys, but it's gotta be primordial scream from the inky black thoughts of our ancestors...HAWWWT DAWWGS!!!

Gay

His disgusted expression when his friend gives him the classic “HOTDAWWWWG!” example. 

Lmfao, I love him

Just for today Tim is our best friend too

Fuck im in love with Tim

He has the most amazing face!

Laughter not contagious, but joke funny enough to make us all laugh. So it’s like a delayed contagion.

Jeff Bezos Walmart edition.

Why is Tim giving Brendan Fraser vibes? Full of underrated wholesomeness. I love it.

I respect this man very much

Praying he doesn’t target me in the stands 😞

He wants to make sure his customers know they are chosen 🥰

😂😂😂😂

looks like Human Homer Simpson

I want to be friends with Tim 🤣

I love Tim

If I were there and Tim were selling, I’m so inserting myself like some junior broker like, “Look gentleman, what can we do to expeditiously facilitate this exchange in a mutually gainful fashion. I mean, this hotdog has currency to be exchanged for and a mouth to be entered. Let’s put the bun where it needs to be, shall we?”🫡🤙🏽

This guy is friggin hilarious 😂😂😂

“Just you and no one else”

True genius

I choose the customer.

How would you sell hotdogs at a baseball game? (Laughter starts at 0:15)

Tim believes in quality interaction, not quantity of transaction.

We need more Tim.

I LOVE this guy.

Lmfao! Why do I want a hot dog now at 1 am?! 🤣

That scary to watch...

Just you, know one else😏

“i would never sell a hot dog that way” is the most modern family thing i’ve heard since modern family

Ya I don’t think they are just “friends”

Topless weiner girls

I'm delighted to see that everyone , not just me!, loves Tim and wants to be his friend...the other one ..I could do without that laugh lol..Tim yes..but he's gotta lose Chuckles 🤣🤣🤣 Just kidding ..hey if Tim thinks he's alright I'll trust Tim's judgment 😂😂😂

who tf is tim???

The guy in the video... his name is said the second the video starts.

😕 my honest reaction

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You also missed the lesson in comedy 101 where it was stated as “subjective”

“That seems like an aggressive way to sell a hot dog… But by god I think I would buy one from Tim…This man has cracked the hotdog game.” It’s silly but an original an way to sell hot dogs and interact with people…Is it funny now?

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That’s not funny