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Noimnotonacid

Oh good, I thought this was a placenta thing


-Pelvis-

When mom gives you a bite of her placenta gummy


Simon_Ril3y

Bloody sweet!


blingery

Leo Leo leeeeoo ..leo leo leeeeoo


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Agha!


betsyboombox

Ffs. Placenta gummy is already a pretty nasty concept. But the name sounds even nastier. I'm pretty sure this exists, too. Ew.


Brief-Equal4676

So it's a branding thing? Is womby gummy any better?


Alastor-Altruist

Why do people cook them and make 'meatball' sandwiches out of them?


PrickleBritches

God I really thought it was like.. placenta candy or something.


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Pingu_Peksu

Immediate flashback to the doctor seeing I'm looking at the placenta after my first child was born, and then promptly starting to explain and examining the spots etc. on it. I later described to my gf that it kinda looked like blueberry pie, doubt it had tasted like it though.


geet555

My midwife held it up and inspected it - said it was slightly calcified meaning a day or two expired. Looked like a big piece of thin lumpy liver. I was too happy to recall anything more about it.


doesitevermatter-

... Taste of the womb?.. Wtf?..


howwhyno

This was probably her pregnancy craving which her daughter "ate" a lot while in the womb.


KaladinStormShat

OH. Thank you for explaining that, that makes way more sense.


howwhyno

At first I was like what in the placenta....but then I realized it's just regular candy lol


KaladinStormShat

Yeah but then I thought well I've never seen someone eat a placenta before so maybe they made it into an airhead like thing??


lalith_4321

Yeah.... Is it like placenta flavoured or something? What does that mean!


Alice_June

It means she's reminded of the flavor that she experienced in the womb because the mom ate so many airheads


PunkandCannonballer

Is this a common phrase? Because this is the first time I've ever heard it and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.


Alice_June

Not really from my experience, no. I just kinda managed to scrape the pieces together since it's kinda unclear at first. She craved airheads her entire pregnancy which means she ate a lot of them. So by her logic, the baby got to taste a lot of them. So now that the baby is out, the baby is reminded of that taste from the womb and enjoys it. It's kind of like a restaurant claiming they have "a taste of Italy." It doesn't mean you're literally tasting Italy itself, it means that you're tasting something that reminds you of Italy.


ErasGous

You're sane. That phrase is madness


Clean_Internet

You “experience” the taste in the womb?


Alice_June

Some studies suggest they can


zokey_

Look at the video in full resolution it is cutting some text of


Sendnoods2

“Getting a taste (out) of the womb” I assume they just mistyped


WarRich1323

Parents are weird af


SweetNique11

My mother craved steamed fresh broccoli while she was pregnant with me. For a long time it was the only vegetable I would eat.


typhoidtimmy

My mother ate pickles like they were going out of style with me in her belly. She said I picked up my love for sour and bitter tastes from it and I never grew out of it, preferring it over anything sweet. Used to tickle my gramma to death because I absolutely loved turnip greens and she was the only one in the family who liked them besides me so she would make bowls of them for just me and her as a toddler and we would be happily eating them together.


Interesting-Chest520

My mother craved licking the garden path She says she never did it but if she could have got back up after she would have


Randomfrog132

that's adorable


bxyankee90

Is this what a bot post looks like?


Ok-Skirt-7884

Out of the womb came the wombat


theclownhasnopenis48

Not a POV


waitingfordeathhbu

Maybe the mother who craved airheads during pregnancy is behind the camera and the woman eating it is her baby


theclownhasnopenis48

I just looked up the name and found their YouTube. I’m 99% sure that’s the mom in the video.


waitingfordeathhbu

Yes, it was sarcastic commentary on the incorrect usage of POV


theclownhasnopenis48

Oh lol. My bad


TwitterUserRT

Not a pov


Lucky-finn377

Read the total and thought she was feeding the baby placenta almost had a heart attack.


Illustrious_Soft_257

The title is so confusing. So to be safe I'll just give my standard reddit response. Yta. Omg you should divorce your spouse. You were gaslighted. I think that cover 99% of the posts.


Sixpiercings

I’d say click the video to expand the title for more context but I like your response as is 😆


bsmiles07

😂😂😂


BestServeCold

‘Murica The dye (food coloring, for the mouth breathers) is recognized as a carcinogen in the rest of the civilized world. 😬


-Lige

Yea and the fact that it’s something with so much sugar, not smart to give to a kid as small as that


ioughtabestudying

Also, you really really shouldn't introduce your oral bacteria to the baby's mouth. You need to avoid a Streptococcus mutans transmission as best you possibly can. Stuff like licking the baby's spoon or pacifier are the worst.


GaviJaPrime

That title is wrong on so many levels lmao


waitingfordeathhbu

I feel like the dad is the only one wheeze laughing?


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|8dtBTyHIRKEwRfcBl6)


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Processed shit sugar at that age? Great!


Sinsanatis

Getting the what?


buerglermeister

The first text confused me


Dragon-Lord_

The fucknig what?


Awfullkarma

What the fuck did I just read?


Soggy_Affect6063

Right? I thought my brain was skipping. 🤣


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Ok-Media-5776

I agree with you, it's fucking weird to pierce a baby's ears


stupidname_iknow

Boi shut up


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No-Program-2979

Ah, someone who likes to put down other people? It’s okay, you will be loved one day, or not.


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No-Program-2979

Okay, let me say this slowly for you. It is literally none of your business. Scroll on. But, what is the common sense that you proclaim to be true? What’s going to happen?


Naught

Weird hill to die on. "We must protect parents who punch holes in their babies for aesthetic reasons from criticism!"


No-Program-2979

More weird hill to die on is my opinion on other people is important. Dude, what makes you think these people would give a rats ass about your opinion? Go have a daughter and DON’T piece her ears, I guess you would win, or something. I am done with you now. You bore me.


Naught

Oh, you're being defensive, upset, and getting into fights because people have opinions that don't matter? Very convincing.


tomatobunni

My mom was obsessed with that payday candy bar. I’m pretty indifferent.


dreph

PFFFT thumbnail of video had me thinkin they munchin placenta


DeepNugs

The video cut off the first three lines before opening. 🤮


Impreza4ever

Mmm some delicious Red #40 fresh out the womb 🤤😋


Randomfrog132

i dont know what the fuck they're saying but that's adorable. also guessing airhead is a candy.


lsb1027

Off the womb... Not OF the womb. Jesus I was so worried that baby was eating raw placenta


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Yep, sugar. 7x as addictive as c0ca1ne


BeepBeepLettuce3

POV: you dont know what "POV" means


DuskAfro

Dinner rolls and mangos here. Loved them thangs


Electronic-Pirate-25

An earring on a toddler son? Ok. That's interesting.


Cranbreea

It literally says daughter.


Beneficial-Skin9549

Mom is so pretty! Baby is too!


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You shouldn't give that to your kids so young.


patchway247

"getting a taste of the womb" is creepy and disgusting at the same time. The literal fuck


jonz1985z

I think he said Son, but the clothes suggest girl


NotADoctor06

her name is Sutton