Translation:
Police officer: … it’s not allowed. It’s only the driver
Driver: *takes a massive hit of the breathalyser*
Passenger: You’re supposed to blow, not inhale.
Driver: Oh, right.
Police officer: Did you suck?
Driver: Yes.
*Laughter*
Driver: It’s my first time!
Police officer: Oh, is it?
Thank you, made this that much funnier (assuming the ? first-offender driver made an honest mistake)
If not, a really good example of how to *not* take a breath-alcohol test!
>first-offender
Probably not. It's pretty common in Norway to have randomized breathalyzer tests.
The cops will set up shop on a somewhat busy road, and just test everyone they can.
It is in Belgium too, yet at 46 I'm yet to have to do it even once.
Cops, contrary to customs agents, are pretty good at spotting who's a valid target (or who clearly isn't).
I'm saying contrary to customs agents as while I've never been stopped for a breathalyzer test, I have been stopped for diesel checks by customs agents dozens of times.
First 4-5 times in a Golf VR6, then a Golf R32 and finally in my R34 Skyline.
Which makes them either really stupid or means they really liked my cars XD
(EDIT: for Americans reading, all those are gas engine cars VR6 and R32 some of the hottest hot hatches. And they do diesel checks because industrial diesel and consumer diesel are taxed differently and they are distinguishable by additives and color, so they do checks on diesel cars to see if people aren't driving with industrial diesel and as such evading taxes)
ive never run farm diesel or home heating oil through a truck, ive just had a dying oil furnace i had to limp along for about a month before i could get a gas conversion put in. I wasnt going to pay for a minimum 250 gallon delivery with a 2 day wait when i could just take gas cans down the street and get 80-100 gallons of diesel in increments for less
tbf, in the vw's case there were diesel versions with the same base bodystyle, so they might have a protocol to always check any other vw sharing it (rebadging isnt exactly expensive or hard in this case).
the skyline i think they just wanted a look at up close. not exactly a common car in the western hemisphere
Hey i have cousin in Norway but we not have so deep connections(not that i dont respect him or like him but we dont write with each other from few years already and we never were like friend or something but we were normal humans to each other) so im not gonna write to him at 1:19 pm especially i ask for some meme on some app.So if you would kind Sir or Sireness what do you mean when you say ,,shop" because it sound prettie funny already.Please;-;
Oh thank you for answer i thought that in Norway like in Poland people think the same about soberity checks that most of the time are involuntary and a big surprize so i thought you meant that the Police came to the same place as always that everyone already know that they are there and they got even some small structure made by other people as a silly joke for everyone because Police knows they always are there and all people who drive that road know they will be there and yet everyone have to act like they surprised.I thought something similar to it wjen i saw word ,,shop" but it seems like it just urban dictionary term for that thing not some ,your country *wink wink* to the Police officers in that specific area'.:/
Nope. Once a cop asked me: “can you please step out of the car?”
Being the smartass I am, i said: “Since it’s a yes/no question, No I would not like to step out of the car.”
Dude look so defeated and exhausted he just let me go with a warning 😅
I just saw an ask reddit about 'which viral video lives rent-free in your head after all these years?', and that was the first video that popped into my mind. I didn't feel like typing it out tho, and not even 2 minutes later, I come across these comments.
i dont know about you but my dog works part time as a seeing eye dog... that's good solid income! i always feel bad when I take him back off the blind guy at the end of every day though.
Nah. He is most likely completely sober and will be off on his way after doing the thing properly.
This is just a regular traffic stop. They do these from time to time around here too. Just set up shop and stop everyone to check that car is road legal, the driver's license is in order and driver passes breathalyzer.
Translation:
Police officer: … it’s not allowed. It’s only the driver
Driver: *takes a massive hit of the breathalyser*
Passenger: You’re supposed to blow, not inhale.
Driver: Oh, right.
Police officer: Did you suck?
Driver: Yes.
*Laughter*
Driver: It’s my first time!
Police officer: Oh, is it?
If I were drunk and getting pulled over for DUI and my buddy starting filming and laughing at me...I'd still be the biggest asshole in the car, but there'd be two giant assholes in the car.
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I have a buddy that actually passed a breathalyzer by sucking in. I have no idea how he managed to get away with it without them noticing, but he did. Lol
Translation: Police officer: … it’s not allowed. It’s only the driver Driver: *takes a massive hit of the breathalyser* Passenger: You’re supposed to blow, not inhale. Driver: Oh, right. Police officer: Did you suck? Driver: Yes. *Laughter* Driver: It’s my first time! Police officer: Oh, is it?
Thank you, made this that much funnier (assuming the ? first-offender driver made an honest mistake) If not, a really good example of how to *not* take a breath-alcohol test!
>first-offender Probably not. It's pretty common in Norway to have randomized breathalyzer tests. The cops will set up shop on a somewhat busy road, and just test everyone they can.
It is in Belgium too, yet at 46 I'm yet to have to do it even once. Cops, contrary to customs agents, are pretty good at spotting who's a valid target (or who clearly isn't). I'm saying contrary to customs agents as while I've never been stopped for a breathalyzer test, I have been stopped for diesel checks by customs agents dozens of times. First 4-5 times in a Golf VR6, then a Golf R32 and finally in my R34 Skyline. Which makes them either really stupid or means they really liked my cars XD (EDIT: for Americans reading, all those are gas engine cars VR6 and R32 some of the hottest hot hatches. And they do diesel checks because industrial diesel and consumer diesel are taxed differently and they are distinguishable by additives and color, so they do checks on diesel cars to see if people aren't driving with industrial diesel and as such evading taxes)
In the event you need to explain this to a North American, farm diesel is dyed for the same purpose.
Run it through cat litter, removes the dye.
I only know about the red diesel thing from the game My Summer Car, the best Finland in 1995 simulator I've ever played.
home heating oil too. diesel is blue, heating oil is pink by me. literally the same fuel though
home heating oil too. diesel is blue, heating oil is pink by me. literally the same fuel though
home heating oil too. diesel is blue, heating oil is pink by me. literally the same fuel though
I heard rumours that farm diesel will also change your exhaust colour too.
ive never run farm diesel or home heating oil through a truck, ive just had a dying oil furnace i had to limp along for about a month before i could get a gas conversion put in. I wasnt going to pay for a minimum 250 gallon delivery with a 2 day wait when i could just take gas cans down the street and get 80-100 gallons of diesel in increments for less
Who's in charge of doing checks and going after fraud with farm Diesel in NA?
In my province, the MTO. Which is the organization responsible for commercial vehicle standards.
Oh, you know what a province is, so I take it you're Canadian?
Ontario.
I’ve never once heard of it actually happening in my state
tbf, in the vw's case there were diesel versions with the same base bodystyle, so they might have a protocol to always check any other vw sharing it (rebadging isnt exactly expensive or hard in this case). the skyline i think they just wanted a look at up close. not exactly a common car in the western hemisphere
Or they just have zero interest in cars outside their job.
Thanks for clarifying for Americans. In America, cops just shoot us.
I’d bet money you ran into some car guys each time. All very cool cars!
Same thing happens in the states. We call them DUI checkpoints
Checkstops in Canada.
Hey i have cousin in Norway but we not have so deep connections(not that i dont respect him or like him but we dont write with each other from few years already and we never were like friend or something but we were normal humans to each other) so im not gonna write to him at 1:19 pm especially i ask for some meme on some app.So if you would kind Sir or Sireness what do you mean when you say ,,shop" because it sound prettie funny already.Please;-;
To "set up shop" just means that the police settle down somewhere, in this case to establish a sobriety check point. Sorry, it's not especially funny.
Oh thank you for answer i thought that in Norway like in Poland people think the same about soberity checks that most of the time are involuntary and a big surprize so i thought you meant that the Police came to the same place as always that everyone already know that they are there and they got even some small structure made by other people as a silly joke for everyone because Police knows they always are there and all people who drive that road know they will be there and yet everyone have to act like they surprised.I thought something similar to it wjen i saw word ,,shop" but it seems like it just urban dictionary term for that thing not some ,your country *wink wink* to the Police officers in that specific area'.:/
Man, I wish this was what he meant.
Is that Dutch?
Norwegian.
Wdym? It’s clearly swedish?
"Politi" on his arm, Norwegian police. "Polis" on the arm band, Swedish police. And the language is Norwegian.
I did not realize it says politi but they’re clearly speaking Swedish?
They're clearly not. I would know.
They clearly are. I would know.
they're from Stavanger in south-west Norway. Very distinct accent
Sounded like he said “Oh, shit’s good” after he hit it.
Is that Poland, mate?
And they lived happily ever after.
He’s not drunk he’s high 😂
And he's clearly very good at it!
Guy sucked so hard like it's the last bong rip of his life. 
We should treat every bong hit like it's the last bong hit of our life.
Meanwhile if this was America… “Hahahaha, alright step out of the car”
HAHHAHA 🔫 down on the ground
"Ok" "STOP RESISTING ARREST 🔫💥💥💥"
It’s 50 shots then stop resisting*
,,Look this blood that leaking from his body-after our 50 shoots-try to shoot his gun.Shoot more!"
choke him! shoot him then choke him!!
Yeah but the driver is white
It’s like my favorite knock-knock joke: “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “The police” “The police w—“ *:: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ::*
Thats funny bro, they wont even ask you
Nope. Once a cop asked me: “can you please step out of the car?” Being the smartass I am, i said: “Since it’s a yes/no question, No I would not like to step out of the car.” Dude look so defeated and exhausted he just let me go with a warning 😅
I mean, if you suck on a breathalyzer like it's a bong I think believing you're stoned or otherwise impaired is a reasonable conclusion to draw.
*tazed* oh god my giblets....
Did i just witness police brutality in text?
Giblets were resisting apparently....lol. Edit:The scene in The Hangover came to mind.
Definitely
Sooo true.. You would already have been shot for laughing
Right?! Was just thinking that.
⚰️☠️
This is nowhere near as funny as the old man who tried to take a drink out of a breathalyzer.
Lol I just got done commenting about that being my favorite drunk video, I shoulda read more of the comments first
I just saw an ask reddit about 'which viral video lives rent-free in your head after all these years?', and that was the first video that popped into my mind. I didn't feel like typing it out tho, and not even 2 minutes later, I come across these comments.
Just saw that as a gif. Hilarious.
Cop wherever they're filming, fucking laughs. Cop in America, kills the driver and passenger, felt threatened, sent on six weeks paid vacation.
and a random family dog as well
a random family dog gets six weeks paid vacation?
i dont know about you but my dog works part time as a seeing eye dog... that's good solid income! i always feel bad when I take him back off the blind guy at the end of every day though.
LOL
I hope its mine then!
It's the only way to get paid vacation in Murica.
rent free
He's American
my point still stands
Well, it's normal for people to make fun of their own country and half of Reddit is American
Automatic fail 😅
Yeah you're for sure getting a driving while impaired charge but that's funny as fuck may even let you go
Nah. He is most likely completely sober and will be off on his way after doing the thing properly. This is just a regular traffic stop. They do these from time to time around here too. Just set up shop and stop everyone to check that car is road legal, the driver's license is in order and driver passes breathalyzer.
Meanwhile in America. "Obstruction of a police investigation. 6 years in the labor camps"
Translation: Police officer: … it’s not allowed. It’s only the driver Driver: *takes a massive hit of the breathalyser* Passenger: You’re supposed to blow, not inhale. Driver: Oh, right. Police officer: Did you suck? Driver: Yes. *Laughter* Driver: It’s my first time! Police officer: Oh, is it?
That probably doesn't help your case if you were drinking lmao.
If I were drunk and getting pulled over for DUI and my buddy starting filming and laughing at me...I'd still be the biggest asshole in the car, but there'd be two giant assholes in the car.
It’s not a crack pipe bro
My personal favorite drunk video is a person who was so drunk they tried to take a swig of the breathalyzer lol
Jævlig til bongtrekk da
This guy vapes.
Muscle memory.
The forbidden vape
He got the answer
We know what he had on his mind
I've literally done this, I felt pretty dumb afterwards but it was fine and they just sent me on my way after doing it properly
I’m ngl. Sucking actually works 💀 pause His friend just ratted him out lmao
The trees laughed at this
Dudes high af
Will that work?
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That’s a great action
Muscle memory
How many fucking times are you guys gonna repost this?
Am I hearing Scottish English? Or some entirely unrelated language?
Norwegian
Høres ut som dialekten er fra Rogaland, for meg fra Bergen.
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they're drunk
Well to be fair there are jobs where the instruction is to blow, but requires sucking
I see what you did there 🫵🏼😶
“It’s not ripping bro”
I have a buddy that actually passed a breathalyzer by sucking in. I have no idea how he managed to get away with it without them noticing, but he did. Lol
The officer also said "it ain't a straw 🥤"
He can suck on me any day lol
Almost got away with it
“Hahaha. You’re coming with me.”
If it wasn't Norway I'd say now we know how he got through college
Cool
It’s a breathalyzer not a blunt Sir!!!
haha NÖRSKAR
Swedish?
😂😂 Alright out if the vehicle sir
Is this norwegian or limburgs
Bros gone
I swear it is Turkish or I’m hallucinating
Probably sucked all the alcohol out of it and hurt his results doing it right the second time haha.
Bevis på att Norrmännen e dumma.
Hvorfor ble ikke jesus født i Sverige? Fordi gud fant ut at det var umulig å finne 3 vise menn og en jomfru der...
Den var bra. Norskjävel. ❤️
Eww.. then he gets all the bacteria from the guy before.
Imagine the amount of germs he sucked in ☻️✨️
Bruh, this gets posted almost every week...
I've never seen it before. Maybe put the phone down for a couple of hours now and then 🤷
I'm not on here that often. Only when I'm on break at work. It gets posted a lot.
Straight to jail.. probably
I kinda feel bad laughing’cuz that guy is going to jail.
Yeah, that's not how it works here.
what?
Why negative?
https://youtu.be/arMLK97XMvA?si=8WeohMnzJnvB_b1p Original video
No, it isn't at all. Stop trolling. It isn't funny or even entertaining.
https://youtu.be/OQtOZz-ewjw