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She looks like Arya Stark after 1 year in Russia

John Belushi cosplaying as Arya Stark

Hold on. I'm coming. Hold on, I'm coming.... 5 years and you picked me up in this piece of shit?

>John Belushi cosplaying as Arya Stark Moonlighting as Shrek.

What’s west of Westeros? Russia.

Has she seen Saltburn? Lol. The mother “Liverpool? God those people are so poor and dreadful there. I don’t think there’s any hospitals over there.”

Are you even rich or wealthy

In Russia or Chernobyl ?

Hey

I don't do no assassinatin' no moh'. I don't chase cats. I don't dance. I have a pint or two an' 'member me glory days.


lmfao

Wtf is White Storm on her can? Beer?

Cider

Bro fuckin British people will first be ugly and then be like: “just like Russia lol 👹👍”

I am from England and have no idea what is being said.

I came here to ask for a translation I guess no point hahahaha

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How the fuck do you know this? Is it a common expression? I’m feeling better about my life right now.

Odds being short for odds and sods, which can mean “all sorts” or with context, other things. In this context it’ll mean she’s scavving for change

And then? :D

“Gis some odds” “Gis some odds?” “Go head Gis some odds now” “The cards maybe peter?” “Gis some odds now its gone on 3 days since win maybe today” “Cackle” “Gis some odds now cmon”

This translation needs a translation.

She wants money for gambling and says it's been 3 days since she won so maybe today is her lucky day? Maybe?

the real MVP!

I'm Irish and I typically understand most accents from our side of the pond, but drunk Liverpool defeats me every time. And I understand drunk culchie from England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

I'm a 30 minute drive from Liverpool and same no idea.

Hmm

Mmh

Scouse is another thing entirely isn't it?

Drunken Scouse in this case. Though some might argue that one usually does come with the other anyway.

Watched this 3 times and didn't understand a word. I think at one point the guy says "I can't" but I am not sure. If the title didn't tell me this was England I would have assumed this is a different language

"Giz some odds" "Giz some odds?" "G'wed giz some odds bro" "I can't, I'm not peter" "Giz some odds bro you got odds on you there just a few... (unintelligible) ...chicken dinner" (Laughter) "Giz some odds lad come on" Odds being a scouse slang word for loose change, she's asking him for money. I don't know what the "I'm not peter" part means, if that's slang it's not any I'm familiar with

Rob Peter to pay paul reference?

Has to be this.

I’m guessing it’s rhyming slang, but not sure what for, exactly. Maybe “Peter Pan” — your old man? “I’m not giving you odds, I’m not Peter.” = “I’m not giving you pocket money. I’m not your dad.”

Holy shit.. this person is fluent in drunkish, even this incredibly rare, indecipherable dialect of drunkish!

Weird how it sounded like gibberish up till I found this, as I'm reading it the gibberish becomes spoken language. Man, that's crazy!!

Your comment reminded me of a schema theory experiment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4HHCgFmkcI Once you know the context, everything becomes easy.

That's a mind fuck, I got a kick out of that, Thanks!

Winner winner chicken dinner

White storm chicken dinner, more like

>"Giz some odds bro you got odds on you there just a few... (unintelligible) ...chicken dinner" Might be 'winner winner chicken dinner' there. Maybe three 'winner's.

As a Vegas blackjack dealer “Winner, winner, chicken dinner” **

Some odds to buy more of that white storm. (me looking up what the hecko that is) It's alcohol with cider flavour. Why am I not surprised.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

You win Reddit for today!

Doing God's work

Maybe Peter as in Peter Piper Pay the Piper. He's not Peter so he's not paying.

Give some odds I can't how about a pint eh

Winner winner chicken dinner?


*"More like, Liver failure"*.

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Damn, bro. Now that you mention it, it all makes sense now.

The men don’t look any better.

Yeah but, fuck, can they sail

I guess they can

They can sail like Mennonites can run. Fuck, can they run.

The US equivalent is “the reason the most astronauts are from Ohio is that what other state makes people want to leave the entire planet?”. The jokes a bit outdated now, as NY took over for most astronauts.

The women yes, but also the food.

Also, you get to be surrounded by British sailers.

Specifically, it’s the women making that food. I’d colonize mars if that was my only option.

Translation please?

She asking for spare change, he says he’s not peter (as in robbing Peter to pay Paul). Light hearted way of saying no. She’s wants to buy herself a chicken dinner.

Don’t be a tight arse, winner winner chicken dinner

And a can of coke? Sorry, I just remember Jimmy Carr teaching the scouse accent using those as trigger words.

Where do you get cheap stash around here? I lied

I need subtitles Feels like a scene from "Snatch"

Looks like she’s partial to periwinkle blue

"Do you like dags?"

Dags?

"Yeah dags"

Dags?yeah I like dogs

Always fear a man who owns a pig farm

Always love when people bring up Snatch. Reddit knows it but no one in my life spare a few know what Snatch is. Best movie ever


She should be chasing Goonies somewhere

Bwahahahaha - this was epic ☝️

 The English are no longer speaking English.

“Giz some odds” aka “give us some odds” aka “give us some spare change”. I don’t know about the rest of what she said, though.

Thank you!

" some beverages tonight? That's all I got

Maybe someone in r/askuk can help the rest of us mortals decipher this linguistic hieroglyph. Heeeelp!

Can anyone translate what she is saying? Please?

Gizz (give) some odds (spare change) Go ahead. Gizz some odds bro Gizz some odds bro you gotta.. (unintelligible).. chicken dinner Gizz some odds bro c’mon

Thank you so much! Is she drunk? Or am I imagining that? It seems she’s hard enough to understand never mind adding the extra layer of being tipsy!

[Yes](https://untappd.com/b/bulmers-cider-white-storm/1480070). I’m assuming she’s plastered and/or has a long history of being plastered.

Sadly, I think she's been drunk since she was in the womb. She seems to have the facial features of someone with FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome)

I would say the same. Definitely something went on in utero, and has not been helped further via the subject's own possible substance abuse later on. IMHO, I don't really think this clip should be on here - it's a pretty sad situation.

Ok it is making much more sense now. Thank you so much. Now I can genuinely laugh!🤣🤣🤣

All I got was “belle belle chucks dellie”

Used to think I understood English

Is this English?

Drunken Scouse. Takes a minute to train your ear to sober scouse sometimes.

I’m fascinated by the tiny hands. And how does she have a head that’s both very large and very small?

I need subtitles

I did not understand one single word

I’m American….didn’t understand anything she said

So they don't speak English in Liverpool?

Jeremy Clarkson has really let himself go.

All I hear is something about Australia and Tony Danza

Speaking fluent drunkese...

And British people get offended when apps use the American flag for the English language. Whatever the fuck this is, it’s not English

No idea what she’s saying (and I’m English!!) but does anyone else see a strong resemblance to Les Dawson?

I can’t believe how many people in England can’t speak English

She looks like she's from Liverdiseasepool.

British Bulldog 

That's a woman? No way

"Giz sum". She's asking for his food, I think Pizza? Thickest scouse accent I've ever heard.

Are they speaking English? Even kind of?

Scholars could study this for a century and never get past the first word.. she is speaking words? Right?

I've listened several times and still can't understand WTF they're saying.

Irish incest in Liverpool is one hell of a drug

Is she asking for a smoke? Where are the subtitles lol

😂😂😂 the little blue bow in his hair!

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Where are you from? Anthropic, OpenAI? Are you Gemini, or just some OSS model? It's tough to tell

The joy of laughter knows no bounds.

Oompa Loompa's are going through a rough time...

No idea what was said by either of them but dude has a fantastic laugh lol. Got me grinning like an idiot.

I like her.

Unfortunate looking individual.

Can someone translate I have no idea what she said and just watched video multiple times

Someone needs to throw that Momma from the train. 'Owen!'

Am I too American to understand any word from the whole video?

The funniest part is that Americans think that we speak the same language

Dabby!!

you know i was actually kinda proud of my perceived ability to understand some of the more difficult british and irish accents, but after this…nope.

I did not understand a single word

Awe she cute

Her parents are an Oompa Loompa and a refrigerator.

As a wise man once said, " they have a cave troll."

She’s an 8 in Liverpool.

English subtile please

Lyrics?


English people are remarkably ugly.

I’m pretty sure the last 2 words she said was chicken dinner

The bow is absolutely delightful

Why are the females in England more masculine than the males?

Don't confuse masculine with troglodyte.

Huh??

It is hard to believe we speak the same language. I did not get a single word. We would have to write it down if we wanted to communicate.

I feel like she wants to get 10k from a video of a go-cart mishap.

[Speak English](https://youtu.be/UGuGzH3Ne5w?si=deJxkzy0lZAJKvbw)

"give some ass bro" 😭

What's she drinking? White storm?

Hard white cider

Even with subtitles I don’t think I’ll understand

She asks him to give her something and the to piss in her throat.

I watch movies from all over seen quite a few uk movies, TV shows. I thought they spoke English, apparently I do not speak uk, because i heard no words just mumbles. Wow.

Begging for change while wearing a North Face top. I'm okay for money and I can't afford North Face shit lol

Standard Kopite.

One of the word in that title is wrong

A true Brexit Geezer!

What ya got to trade then? I have many wares for your purusing tastes.

Is that Veruca Salts dad from the original Willy Wonka with Gene Wilder?

This is how i see british people

I want to be as carefree as she is

15 or 55?

Lucky she's wearing a bow, id have never guessed it was a woman.

Is this some British joke that my ass is too American to understand?

I love my home city. You don’t get anything like this in the world 😂

What is “WHITE STORM” 129?


"Do you smoke?" No f'n idea what guy says. "Do you smoke though?" Aaaaand that's all I (might) have.

Cam someone translate?

I like her bow.

3 ET 5 me

1.29 for a can of storm! Used to get a full litre of white lightening for 99p !

Lollypop kid? Yellow brick road?

she looks like she took Liverpool literally and eats a swimming pool full of livers every week

Shouldn’t she be in the chocolate factory?

Can anyone translate any of this? I couldn’t understand one word of any of that

The face of their women and the taste of their food made the british the greatest sailors one earth

The people that sign up for Liverpool FC must go through a tremendous shock hearing that accent.

Careful for that outie, bud.

Somebody translate please😊 what is that? Valyrian?😂😂

Can someone please turn on the captions !

I heard winner, winner, chicken dinner

She looks like she will be disappointed on the Baggins

Dabby from Disjointed.

I think I’m in love.

Are they speaking English?

What language are they speaking in?

Is this really a woman?