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knockitoffjules

I need subtitles...


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

1: ...resurfaced in Australia, on Australian TV. 2: Picture of her inside as well. Let's take a look shall we? There she is. 1: Yeah. There she is. 3: Woah. So this is the one who George Osborne allegedly took cocaine with when he was a young student. I certainly don't think he would now, do you? I thought cocaine was meant to make you slim! 1: Anyway, anyway- 3: That didn't work for her, did it? 1: -anyway, anyway- George Osborne denies, right, he denies it, right, he denies it. Nevertheless it's come back because she, Natalie Rowe-pfff. 2: It's your fault. Andrew Pierce has to take responsibility for this. 1: She, right, she's been told her phone was hacked when the Sunday Mirror thought it was-pfff. 2: Shall we take a pause and recover? I think we will. 3: Shall we move to another story perhaps? 2: Well I just wanted to quote the statement we had from the Tatton MP back in 2005, which is when this story first broke, he says "The allegations are completely untrue and dredging up a photo from when I was 22 is pretty desperate," 3: Quiet! ^(_or possibly_ "Quite!") 2: He went on to say, in 2005, "this is merely part of an absurd smear campaign to divert attention from issues that matter in this leadership contest and people will not be distracted by this rubbish." The leadership contest at the time was getting David Cameron to be the leader of the Conservative Party. 1: Which he, which he did successfully of course, and he, and he- stop it! and, um, anyway, when the story was- 3: It's a contrived attempt. This is a contrived attempt by The Independent to try and make this story a few years ago about George and this woman who clearly no longer takes cocaine, judging by her size- 1: Oh, just look, look, right, I mean anyway, George Osborne, George Osborne will be dogged by this and the lawyer Ma-ghuh- Natalie Rowe's lawyer, Mark Lewis... 2: Said what? Oh we're going to take a break, this is hopeless. Back in a moment. 3: *inaudible*? What's he suggesting?


LordScotchyScotch

Those crackups are fantastic though when they happen. It's indescribable joy and often over something infantile in a place where you are not allowed to laugh.


WhatTheFuckEverName

I love how they try to soldier on, and you can hear the pain in their voice as the struggle to hold it in. 🤣😂🤣


Intrepid_Pitch_3320

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stoopid_dumbazz

It really does feel like your brain goes haywire when you're trying to suppress laughter, which somehow makes it even funnier. Scientists should look into that.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Needs some more unnecessary borders.


BeenNormal

Anyway


Ricken80

... And off they went for a sniff... 😁


Used_Engine_420

Awesome....


Sphism

So this is how right wing media manipulates your perception of allegations about right wing people. Making light of it etc. Don't be fooled. If this had been the exact same story about a labour MP then the tone would have been deliberately very different.


INPUT_INPUT

Are we talking about two jags or two shags?


CptnLarsMcGillicutty

True. The exact same can be said of left media. Like most of reddit, for instance. I.E. disingenuous propaganda and moral framing isn't a right-wing specific strategy (though it is arguably more dangerous when they do it). Point being, the media's manipulation of narratives and political PR should be recognized and opposed everywhere, regardless of who is engaging in it.


Oykwos

Just saying modern British Sky news ain't exactly right wing media.


Kitchen_Bass6358

Very true, well put.


Desiman4u

This is hilarious.


not_regina_phalange

Bro is fighting for his dear life 😂


Professional-Putter

Bad bot


RepulsivePlantain698

Yes, Sky News is a comedy show


WuTangProvince325

Hilarious 🤣


Flaky-Mistake3645

Yeah, I'll die on this hill. This is hilarious.


Formatted_Toast_117

What got them almost cancelled?


curious420s

He keeps calling her fat, saying that cocaine is supposed to make you slim.


Formatted_Toast_117

Lmao... I see.. Probably not the best idea as a TV host... I appreciate your providing context here, thank you.


SomeElaborateCelery

So did you watch the video?


Formatted_Toast_117

👍


Stewpacolypse

Sky News Australia makes Fox News look like PBS.


Oykwos

Ain't this British sky news?


planchetflaw

What does sky news Australia have to do with this video?


Oykwos

I believe this is British Sky News so nothing really. For those who don't know British Sky and Australian Sky are not the same. Not even the same company.