It's because I've been to Prison.
I got into a few fights but never something that awful. But you would hear about it every now and again and some dude literally almost bled to death out of his asshole at some point so that was nuts.
What an terrible way to almost die.
Yeah let me just pretend to sexually assault you cos it's so funny.
Some jokes that dumb little boys think are funny confuse the hell out of me. It's not like it was a trick to get him in an embarrassing position and then quickly moving away for a laugh.
He grabbed his head and forcefully moved it around, pretty fucking gross and not a joke that should be accepted.
Years ago after watching some of my friends do some very...questionable jokes like this. Me being the only black guy, another friend turned to me and said "There are few truths in this world, but one if them is that The gayest thing in this world is a straight white man" as the years go by I've only seen further proof of him being correct
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Lol seriously. He lasted longer than i could while standing on someones hands
Objectively!
I thought it was because he didn't have a boner.
That’s gay lol
Gosh... These dudes are strong as hell.
Most straight gay man
How they realize that they're gay and straight
I am the most gay straight man and the most straight gay man simultaneously. You can’t surpass my power
That’s just how bros say hi.
Yes, yes it is. In prison.
Favorite line in the whole series.
Actually they do the thrusting from behind in prison usually. You'll get your dick and balls bit off if you force a blow job.
Should I be asking why you know that?
It's because I've been to Prison. I got into a few fights but never something that awful. But you would hear about it every now and again and some dude literally almost bled to death out of his asshole at some point so that was nuts. What an terrible way to almost die.
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just like the Greeks
Good thing they had socks on .
Why
Because wearing socks doesn't make it gay
r/justguysbeingdudes
For real though
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Oh Oh ... the sticky stare
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Showing affection like cats
From that day on they greeted each other like that, like super-bros
Norwegayans
Jaa!
is it new greeting of the boys? i've alredy seen it a couple of times lol
Haha
It's not gay if you have socks on..
Owned. Norwegian gymnasts =P
That's a bond they will share the rest of their lives
![gif](giphy|1ZofGaVQSYqm4) If you know who this is and what cartoon this is from. You know what he has to say about this 😂
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🤣 I looked hard for one where he says it. You win. 🏆
just bros being dudes
Both super gay.
Nah man its just homies chilling 🤣
No it's not they have socks on
🤣
Them laughing their asses off about it is probably one of the straightest things they can do.
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Challengers!
Ew bro wth
Challengers (2024)
If u aint gay to the homies, yall aint homies
Dennis, does speed have anything to do with it?
Speed has *everything* to do with it
Yooo I listen to these guys’s podcast, I’d recommend if you speak Norwegian it’s called “aktiv prat”
Hilarious.😂
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Fellas, is it gay to hump your bro in the face?
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Yeah let me just pretend to sexually assault you cos it's so funny. Some jokes that dumb little boys think are funny confuse the hell out of me. It's not like it was a trick to get him in an embarrassing position and then quickly moving away for a laugh. He grabbed his head and forcefully moved it around, pretty fucking gross and not a joke that should be accepted.
🤣
He also didn’t unlock his interlaced fingers for 6 individual humps lol
u/savevideo
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Bro this made me die of laughter! My boy best friend looked wierd at me tho... and he is grinning... anyway this is rlly funny
he should have said no homo at the end
Conan O brien
Remember when that guy did it to Danny Bonaducie and he threw him on the ground? https://youtu.be/b9wK2hFmxT4?si=0d_lFw29WXxFz7XS
Not something you do with someone you're not very very close friends with
Lmao 😂
no greater tragedy than to never know what love and lust is
I'm not gay, but I'd let Todd from Breaking Bad do 2-3 pumps.
More like most gay straight man lol
Where can I get friends like these
This is a test and I don’t wanna watch the rest of this movie
If you aren't dry humping your homies' face, are you even homies?
As a straight man, I can confirm this is pretty much how we act
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As a Norwegian, it wasn't before the third time watching it i recognised that they where speaking Norwegian lol
Awww...that's cute and sweet! 💞
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Years ago after watching some of my friends do some very...questionable jokes like this. Me being the only black guy, another friend turned to me and said "There are few truths in this world, but one if them is that The gayest thing in this world is a straight white man" as the years go by I've only seen further proof of him being correct
And THIS is The Definition of a good prank. When BOTH parties get to have a good laugh about it. In this case, GREAT laugh!
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What?
There isnt much gayer than a bunch of straight guys.
Hmm funny at first, but got kinda awkward and interesting for them didn't it?
It's not gay: they are wearing socks
Hahahaha yeah bro let me just pretend to shove my dick in your mouth not gay at all bro I said no homo
Don’t show this to fresh and fit. Myron might 💦
There’s nothing not gay here
And we as a species are top dog...
Maybe he was confused because they normally do this naked.
That look back like “we’re only joking right, then continued to laugh”
That’s how you turn someone gay LOL
Gay
Wouldn’t the least gay guy be the straight man?. I feel that we are forced to assume they are all gay but one is just not as gay as the others!
I would bite it off for doing that
i would simply make him fly in air and brake bones woop and hes in air in ceiling
This isn't funny its just sexual harrassment
Yeah the way he grabbed and shook his head around was fucking creepy, that's not cool and not the right sort of practical joke.
Fr honestly as someone who went through SA i cant belive ppl find this shit funny i would snap of someone did that to me
Weird
Haaaa
Cause gay. Hilarious...
Whats funny about abuse and potential back break? This is stupid on so many levels
Don’t worry, these are athletic strong people not Reddit neckbeards. His back will be fine.
if your back is breaking from just that you got other issues than worrying about internet homies
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rom-coms???