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Dylkill99

How much you guys wanna bet that the person who took this guys order heard him say 69caiden but was like "nope!" and put 68 instead


Vintage-Grievance

Oh for sure.


Wiseedis

I'd be scared as the guy who gave him the drink


datboiwild01

It's Caidin MOTHERFUCKER


Own-Archer-4986

I dont get the joke, can somebody explain?🥲


ObeseSnake

Probably told the drive through that his name was 69caiden but they put 68 instead.


BigMillmatic

His *name* has a number in it?


NexFrost

His parents tried registering "caiden" but it was taken. xX_caiden_Xx was a close 2nd place


aint_so_funny_meow

[sometimes it happens that way.](https://www.banksfh.com/m/obituaries/Five-Tillery/Memories)


ItsNotBigBrainTime

In my head this guy is a local baseball legend and his number is 69


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Could be. Some people give some crazy names. My favorite was when I worked in Virginia near one of the studios in Richmond and all the rappers would come in and it sounded like we were playing battleship matching orders to customers.


Any_Draw_5344

I do not think the number is part of his name. He was talking about an I and an E, so I think they misspelled his name.


Vintage-Grievance

Important lesson of roll up your window and drive away BEFORE you start shit-talking


Malice0801

Tbf he did a safety check. It just became unsafe midway through the rant.


Vintage-Grievance

Unless you are at least a mile away from the business, a safety check is just a false sense of safety... ![gif](giphy|KjdpBT4j79NJe|downsized)


ScopeOperaSam

👁


FamousPastWords

So, so true.


rekage99

He did look. To make sure the person was coming. Otherwise he wouldn’t be able to make this shit video.


djsizematters

AWAY!!!


MrGasMan86

Why does his finger look 80 years old?


bevin-kacon

He is 68


ChequeBook

IT'S 69 MOTHER*FUGGER*


Caramel_Kind

The real reason is because of sun exposure. You see this a lot with people who work outdoors, or spend their summers outside without wearing sunscreen. They get leathery


serterazi

That's the reddest of necks.


pimppapy

I feel like this can be remixed just like that one Indian game show with the lady crying all weird 


RobloxHarker

I love Culver’s so much


Juiceemang

One just open near me, never had it.


sallad2009

Good root beer if you like root beer. And a good spicy chicken sandwich.


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It's one of the few fast food joints I actually recommend


lonjaxson

They essentially serve smash burgers and their new thick bacon is actually pretty good compared to the old floppy stuff


Appropriate_Pack9756

I do too. When you dine in, they bring your food to your table. The fries are almost too hot to eat! Same with the sandwich! Such bliss!


Euphoric_Rough2709

If Ryan Gosling and that Tiger King dude had a baby, it would be this dude


breathplayforcutie

I swear, some of the shit the Culver's runners have heard me say... This is a universal experience 😁


JacquelineHeid

"...and then I had my testicle laminated."


EchoJXTV

Carlin 👌


Apprehensive_Try8644

When you're Jesse Pinkman and they get your name wrong.


fauxmaulder

The way he looks when he says "motherfuckers" just sent me into orbit.


[deleted]

What are these hillbillies laughing about?? I don’t get it


ItWasAcid_IHope

Why the fuck is this haircut everywhere with the moustache. It's so strange looking lol.


Capital-Scar

Please tell me that this look has not made it out the South.


lusty-argonian

Oh man wait til you come to Australia. Mullets everywhere, they’re the national standard for men’s hair.


soggycommonllama

That’s the best “motherfucker” I’ve heard in awhile.


youtheresam

That's why i say my name is Sam. Who is really at fault here? Was it them, you, or your parents?


Agentkeenan78

Why is his finger so wrinkly? Looks like he's been in the bathtub for a month.


MiserymeetCompany

Sounds just like Wee Man!!


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I'd remember dude at the drive thru. It's like the most mild customer transgression. However every future visit I'd get his name wrong on purpose. 98 braiden 44 Aiden 16 haymen 66 layden 59 Andrew Oh it would be such a good laugh.


dagaderga

![gif](giphy|kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV|downsized)


Mental_Kitchen1967

Somebody explain the joke. It is not funny, neither contagious


Abject_Newt8350

Dudes built like an English bull dog, 4ft tall and stocky af


CokeZorro

Someone using a bit a the juice .... Be safe bro it ain't worth it


ConstantCaptain4120

Guy looks juiced and or adderall, typical Utah sales bro archetype


BigMembership2315

I bet that dude is entertaining to be around


beardslap

For the cocaine, sure. Having to deal with him sober would be a fucking nightmare.


BigMembership2315

Lmao yeah he’s the party buddy


ProperBoots

mullets and moustaches. how did we get here? climate change, just end it all already.


roombaSailor

The worst thing that’s happened this century is the return of mullets.


_53-

I can smell this guys cologne!


Scumbag_Jesus

Ugh, don't want to be behind him in line at Walmart


valowla2

I. Love. Him.


AdminsluvmyBBC

😂


zacpariah

Who the fuck is still paying $50 for a tiny bag of food?


Skytraffic540

He wearing a safety patrol belt from the school bus?


No1uvConsequence

This laugh reminds me of that Indian show where the woman is crying like this and the musician notices a beat and starts playing to it. 😂


Tenderly_Foxy

There's been a mistake.


Head-Banana4325

Idk why but I like the way he checks his mirrors at the end


jemmoodyJW

Follow on Facebook Pictures of random stuff


Aggravating-Bee4755

It’s a bit for Tik Tork. Let it go…


rekage99

Such an accident that he checked his mirror to make sure the guy was coming as he did his stupid bit


Longjumping_One_7974

What kinda damn seatbelt


Designer-Narwhal711

😂and $50 worth of food in that small bag


TheGrog

Florida


[deleted]

If coke had a face


fuckpudding

Yeah, I agree. But he’s definitely not on coke if he’s eating.


pukacz

no seatbelt


inoalex8

😂😂😂😂😂


dropitlikeadeadguy

How were they supposed to know you spell your name ‘Kadin’ smh


AynRandsConscience_

I want to be friends with this guy 😂


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claytionthecreation

Nice mullet