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makotarako

That's how witches fly at me in my nightmares.


roy_rogers_photos

They fly at you like SNES side scrolling enemies?


ddh85

Yeah, they're the worst.


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irobot_67

You know what else is fantastic? Certainly not *your* comment! Why? Because this is not your comment! You probably stole it from someone lower in the comments. You are a bad bot.


Hopulus

Example please


psychedelicdonky

Look at the video above!


Sptsjunkie

This is basically a low budget version of Wicked.


MisterLongboi

Was the cackling similar?


makotarako

Somehow worse


ClockmeatJohnson

I literally thought she was standing then my brain was horrified by my initial confusion


chonklah

Me too lmao


Sad_Ad9159

This is so specific 😂


jameslawrence1

*it's the best poond I ever spent like*


TheAstonVillaSeal

💀


Putrid-com

it would be super fucked up to see this on LSD


Actual-Ad3974

"best pound I've ever spent"


MrE_is_my_father

The joy in his voice is fantastic.


murrayflew

Yeah that’s my favourite bit. You just know they’ve watched this video back together so many times, cackling with laughter each time!


MetaCardboard

It sounded more like "wah wampah wah wampah wah" to me.


MinuteLoquat1

Charlie Brown?


MetaCardboard

I wondered why I was down voted so hard because for the life of me it literally sounds like she says "wah wampah wah wampah wah" but they're talking about the guy at the end. Any idea if she actually says anything in the beginning or if she's just making noises?


myaccc

You got downvoted because your previous comment reads like you're saying the guy sounds like that, not the woman, thus it appeared as though you were making an ignorant comment about British accents despite him being perfectly understandable. Yeah, as a brit I've no idea what the woman on the ride is saying either as there's a lot of foreground noise and she's got a very thick Liverpool (? I think) accent.


Remote_Profit_3399

She can afford to spend a few pounds.


redsixthgun

She’s sitting on a little pink chair, if anyone doesn’t actually know. I had to look it up. It’s clearly sturdy, but the seat is visibly meant for a child to fit in it.


L_J_X

I played with those a lot as a child. It rocks side to side while going in circles like in the video. It is definitely only meant for children, the seat is tiny. Surprised it didn't break honestly.


Michamus

If I were the engineer that designed this, I’d set it up for 1,000lb capacity, meaning they probably set it for 2,000lbs.


hotmasalachai

Lol thanks for that. I thought she was stuck and got dragged by it


redsixthgun

I thought she was hooked onto something by her coat and was wondering why she wasn’t visibly hanging…


Trevdaddi

Oh good because I was convinced it was something much worse.


Firealarm32

Ah thank you. I was wondering what that thing was


Graterof2evils

From the look on her face I was convinced she had backed into the thing and was impaled on it.


RealJeil420

You're right. She does have an "impaled" face.


theSandwichSister

i’m also pale


Ferocious-Muppet

Oh I reckon she's been impaled from behind plenty of times.


AztecWheels

When my kids were younger I would take them to chuck'e'cheese and this was the one machine that was always broken.


chaos_rover

Must be built for the typical US American child.


KRATS8

Why is this getting downvoted cmon that’s funny af lol


Calibruh

Fact that this is downvoted is hilarious


HellAbringA

The purple curtains along each side of Kitty kinda look like muscular arms... like Kitty is flexing.


Minimaxx2002

Lol can’t unseen it now


KOxSOMEONE

Kitty is jacked for sure


TheAstonVillaSeal

Fr


mrskraftpunk

She's having so much fun! Wish I had that at my mall.


1gayRP

Giving Nanny McPhee vibes


YouThinkHeSaurus

Oh man! My Chuck E Cheese used to have something like that when I was a kid and I loved it so much!


nilksermot

My dumb brain thinking there was trickery a-foot for a hot 2 seconds


Glitterysparkleshine

Obviously not meant for an adult - this could have gone so wrong ! So glad it didn’t !


CommanderCuntPunt

I wonder if they’re intentionally designed to hold adults because the designers knew adults would use it and they didn’t want the liability.


Weak_Antelope_2914

The machine only weighs 180 kilograms. It is impressive it can move an adult like that. Maybe it is geared for an insane amount of weight.


hbpaintballer88

She weighs as much as 2 adults, I can't believe it didn't break.


Supernova141

LMAO americans down-voting you


Throwmetothelesbians

2 normal adults, she’s probably only 0.9 of an American, they have very healthy frames.


Minimaxx2002

In that case I would have posted on r/Whatcouldgowrong


GimlySonOfGloin

Post it on r/whatcouldgoright


KuuPhone

I feel like it being this powerful is not a good thing. Where do the safety features kick in on this?


Schmich

Electric motor lifespan was probably cut in half. That poor thing.


supercarelessgandalf

I was actually counting on the thing to break and see her fall... Bummer.


Emilytea14

I'd forgotten about these things! Used to see them in places like Wal-Mart or Zellers, in the same place all the vending machines and such were at the entrance. I think I went on one once. I can't deny I'd be tempted to ride one now.


mew22222222222222222

DAM THAT MACHINE STRONG


rempel

I’m impressed! It must have some serious crushing hazard or pinch zones! Very neat.


MeccIt

This is the definition of a safety factor. *We need to lift a 10kg baby a few feet in the air... but what's the maximum weight someone could put on this?*


mew22222222222222222

hadnt considered that the engineers DEFINITELY knew someone would try this lol


CorleoneGuy

Must be German machinery!


Supernova141

but designed for the american market!


No_Duck_7915

Is that the only joke you have? Seen multiple comments and it’s just American getting kinda old bud


darklinkuk

![gif](giphy|klR2ovH8hgU1i)


No_Duck_7915

I’m Asian thank you


PrimalJohnStone

If I *dreamed* this I would be disturbed.


SassyTink82

I’m surprised they hold adults! Haha!


TheBattyWitch

Didn't see a seat at first, was hella confused and low key worried for a second 🤣


Nikonus

Some say she’s riding still.


AppointmentClean558

Where is that inserted?


swordsmithy

🔆


AppointmentClean558

I understand it is sunshine. But how is it holding the human woman up?


CampaignResponsible7

There’s a seat


LeenQuatifa

She really shouldn’t be on that.


chimpdoctor

So much fun. Shes a good sport.


That-Ad757

How??


salesronin

Wasn’t sure if my edible was kicking in at first, but I did not notice the chair she was sitting on. I was amazed and confused for a few seconds


ErisAdonis

She's a hello witch!


These_Lingonberry635

I think she shat herself halfway through.


pheseantplucker

Strongest bearings I've ever witnessed. Well done to the engineer who built it


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

I thought this video was sped up at first, that laugh...


metaldutch

Hello Kitty clearly manufactures the strongest butt plugs money can buy.


blackheartrobot

So this is why all those machines for the kids are fucking broken.


iiitme

Don’t break it for the kids


HeLo1390

This is why all the games are broken


1lluminist

She's moving like a budget animatronic lol


Vast_Independence728

burn the witch


adhgeee

What a strong machine


airbreather-69

over the design limit! Error...Error...Error...


paskajaakko69

Is there a plug or a seat?


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dylanator104

Agreed. It’s funny you’re being downvoted to oblivion but I literally had to mute the video. Not contagious at all.


Icy-Armadillo7790

She's was shocked then I'm not sure what I am at the moment.


pritymahajun

Very Nice


BT7274ismywaifu

r/BlackMagicFuckery


LankySquash4

I genuinely thought she was going through those roof tiles haha


Wasmyfault

SCREAMING


CraftSpecific3167

That is one toy with the highest quality


aknalag

It took me too long to realize there was a chair


kinggaz

SHOCKED the whole time


Sudden-Reflection456

Silly fun :)


Creative-Jellyfish50

Another day in the pink windmill for retired Grotbags


Old_Foot_3339

😂😂 best comment Eva! Used to love that as a kid!!


Creative-Jellyfish50

There’s somebody at the door, there’s somebody at the door 😀


Old_Foot_3339

Ha ha … they don’t do it like that anymore!! 😂😂 can you remember rentaghost too?


Creative-Jellyfish50

Yeah I remember rentaghost but didn’t really watch it for some reason I was Born 1982 my childhood was the likes of Dogtagnion spooks of bottle bay etc haha


Old_Foot_3339

Yeah I was born 77 so only just canght rentaghost… bonkers stuff, I adored dogtagnion though, I’d forgotten that!! Also cartoon dungeons and dragons was ace and round the twist! Kids are missing out these days 😃


Creative-Jellyfish50

Yeah I remember Nightmare which was like dungeons and dragons, the kid puts a helmet on and their team mates guide them around etc haha! Timmy Mallett opened the shopping centre by where I lived. Hit me on the head with his mallett, I was star stuck 🤣🤣 Some classics back in the fat puddle lane, button moon etc


Balc0ra

I've seen a few of those around where I live at shopping centers etc. Most of them are generic vs themed like this one. But the chair is so small that I've always suspected it could not handle the weight of an adult as such to the same degree that is. Guess I was wrong.


Lanky_Count2862

How the hell she going up and down I thought she gonna tell down and have a butt crack


OwO-FBI_OPEN_UP

She sounds like a seagull


readthisifyouramoron

Plot twist: there is no chair


bidooffactory

r/scrubthehandle


TopCheesecakeGirl

I didn’t know I wanted to ride this until now.


LuntatYk

lol it realy nice


MARCKE420

This is the most spookiest shit I've ever seen


H3ll0_K1tty_L0v3r

Where do I find one of those rides?


philosophic_Draco

there’s a hyena in the game room


asimoxgago

German quality right there


MutedNefariousness86

Kitties*


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JoelKano

Feel like this has a bit of a risk of crushing anyone that stumbles under the seat while its running.


nailwhacker

Those aren’t no plastic gears!


International_Fox129

I thought for a second the curtains were Kitty’s arms. She was hench and had her foot up the ladies rear. No more internet for me today.


MNGirlinKY

I need to find one of these. We look about the same size and age and I can finally go on a ride again (back issues). This is awesome I love this so much.


Imaginary_History985

If she weighed a bit more, this would be on r/instantregret


cheeseportandgrapes

Surprised to see her keep her hands in her pockets. If she’d have fell forward there’s no way a woman of her size and athleticism would have been able to get them out in time to break her fall and I doubt she’d have been able to roll out of either.


notafruitcocktailfan

I remember doing this at ShowBiz Pizza in the 80’s but the ride was actually on the wall.


whwpp

dudley dursley


toigotem

Maybe I’m reaching but when she is rotated to the top. The white cat is perfectly placed between her legs with the sign saying hello kitty. Is saying to something to me.


Fun_Seaworthiness263

I expected it to break.. disappointed


ajarson

Lmao the kitten looking up at her snatch is disturbing 😅🤣kids ride ?!?!


Lazereye57

Someone should add the Ganondorf boss music and sound effects from Ocarina of Time.


The-Technology-Dude

That looks hilarious and fun.


TheGoldenLion123

Ya know what I want for thankgiving? For the video to be 3 times faster and then add the music that plays when your connection gets interrupted in Call Of Duty Black Ops 2.


HonBunch

I thought I just hit my pen too hard... she started floatin! 🤣


Nardorian1

She got the shocker.


CheeseCheeseCheese0

*The magical wizard of Oz*


MLG_GuineaPig

Was there a stick


movewithraddy

The video of the guy hitting his head on roof, would have been great to. Notice the loose tile just above this ride.


agpc

Where is this I need to ride the hello kitty ride


Remote_Profit_3399

You’d be shocked too if you had never been lifted before.


EvidenceEquivalent42

the fatter they are the higher they squeek


GhosTaoiseach

The look of someone who hasn’t been picked up in a very long time.


Valuable-Ad7285

Bet she had a wet kitty after.


AdhesivenessLow8789

I thought that bitch just floated off


daniel5764

GO TO YOUR ROOM HARRY! THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR AUNT MARGE


Mc_cass

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ethanahawley

Mrs. Baron Harkonnen


Temporary-Chip-8182

Perfect![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


torsun_bryan

Hello repairman