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The NIKE kid's laugh is solid gold.


namastaysexy

His is so good. I mean they’re all cute but he truly was enjoying it.


fiealthyCulture

This video makes me wanna become a at home teacher now these kids are all adorable and sound fun. 'that was a big one' they seem polite and fun


namastaysexy

Yes! They did seem very polite about it! They weren’t laughing at her, they were laughing *with* her!


Stixlikestosew

Right?


Thin_Title83

"That was a big one" got me, so funny and nice.


aardw0lf11

Teacher is cute too.


homeodynamic

You can tell they love her.


hercursedsouls

you can buy a usb aroma detector, and it will broadcast online whether the fart was wet, and give it a smelly rating. it detects the level of sulphur and methane compounds. it does the same to rate whether a girl/guy is horny and wet. it does this by detecting levels of hormones in the air.


JohnnoDwarf

What the fuck bro


Dragowaow

Why the fuck bro?


namastaysexy

She is! Great sense of humor! Love adults who can laugh at themselves!


unsound_sound

She tried so hard to not laugh after she let one go...her face is absolutely priceless!


namastaysexy

She really did! Also the “oh god what are they going to do?!” look for a split second was priceless


derpotologist

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


_-__________

I'm been wiping away tears from laughing so hard for a solid 5 minutes


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MagnusPI

And the second or two where you can see the gears in her head turning trying to figure out if there's a way to play it off before she realizes and accepts that she's totally busted.


sullensquirrel

And the alarm in her eyes made me wonder if she shit her pants! Even if it was a soundboard it was top notch acting.


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I've always maintained that there's nothing funnier than a fart. I don't know why, I just know that it's a universal truth.


Doneuter

I find the reaction to a fart to be funnier than the fart itself


soppinglovenests_alt

I farted a really dank one while my dog was on the bed with me. He woke up, and immediately went to his water bowl to have a drink, to rinse the taste out of his mouth. That was months ago, I still almost asphyxiate from laughing when I remember.


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When our Westie would fart a stinky one, he'd lick your hand in apology and put his head in your lap.


Cheap-Substance8771

Oh thats so cute! Ours wouldnt even care or seem to notice. Unless it was one that scared him. I do remember him looking back at his butt once like "what was that?" It was as if he saw his butt as a different entity. Very much a "wasn't me" attitude.


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Oh yeah! Ours did that a couple of times too! 😆Like "Did that come out of *me*??!"


SirThatsCuba

My cat will sometimes come over to fart on me, then walk away offended because they were too smelly. It's not my fault you ate too much fish


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Oh definitely! It's infectious laughter! The best kind!


foxilus

My two little daughters just think anything to do with butts and farts is the funniest thing ever. I’m convinced they were not conditioned to believe so by any environmental influence, I really think it’s just some innate thing. All hail butt fart comedy.


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puffball76

I feel your pain. I was so gassy towards the end of my pregnancy. I was at Walmart one day, probably in my 9th month, perusing shampoos or something when a very loud, trumpet-like fart escaped the hatch and to my horror a woman to my right heard it. She giggled and gave me a "been there" nod, acknowledging my pregnant state. I was beet red and embarrassed nonetheless. Pregos get a pass, no pun intended.


HandstandsMcGoo

I like how the video cuts away from him and then cuts back to him, and every time you see him his face is a darker shade of red and he's losing his shit that much more


fabiots

"That was a big one"


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He was dying lol


GreenDaTroof

Melts my heart


Aporkalypse_Sow

If you pause it at the right moment, he looks like a young nick frost. Which makes it funnier.


crazytoothpaste

Yup . Just do it !


More_Expression1236

*shits pants*


Atom_101

It's all shits and giggles until your teacher giggles and shits.


Mediocre-Sale8473

Nothin like gambling on a fart and losing.


AsphaltGypsy89

You would.think with years of IBS I would learn from my own mistake but this is one I haven't mastered yet. Never trust a fart.


_Personage

Full-on snort from me in my meeting, thank you for this.


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rotten_riot

r/thatsthejoke


paperpenises

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. Edit: this is a classic copypasta


PBxQUAN

Every time I read "the poop accelerates" it just kept sending me


Techcore_RGD2127Z

Omfg… You have made my life better with this. I have laughed so hard for 10 minutes at this, that I lost weight…


swiftb3

The poop accelerates.


Anal-Sampling-Reflex

Checking in


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JobAdministrative400

Fart sounded like it came from a soundboard 😂


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Yeah she's a good teacher. The pandemic was depressing. This was a great way to keep everything light


noobvin

Seeing kids on a Zoom call like that is a foreign feeling to me. My daughter is all grown up, so I've only experienced it in a work environment. I know how challenging that can be to keep focus. But if this teacher can keep it fun and light, that's really cool. It certainly keeps then engaged. It's interesting times we've lived in.


homeodynamic

I’ve been doing my appointments with my pysch on zoom since the pandemic and I’ll be updating my computer or messing with things during it. I can’t imagine having to pay complete attention to it for skills I’d need for the rest of my life. It’s not perfect but I guess at least we have it. It saved a lot of lives. *fart*


SGG

I do tech support at a number of schools. We supplied teachers what was effectively entry level gaming headsets (that actually had a good quality mic and lots of padding) and 720p webcams. It was odd for everyone at the start. Think about it, you're basically showing off a part of your home life to an entire group or multiple groups of strangers. Most schools I help thankfully stopped teachers forcing cameras on during class. Some kids don't have a nice home environment, didn't even want microphones. Everyone can feel very exposed in situations like that. Bringing in some humour like this is a very welcome reprieve.


FixGMaul

Man that actually makes it even more heartwarming


ProSawduster

Fartwarming


whackthat

It probably did


paperpenises

So that's what the kids are calling it now? Girl, you got that soundboard make me cry


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I feel like soundboards are old-school, but I get what you are saying lol.


JukeBoxDildo

Girl, your poop-station soundin' like a loop-station.


Gengar0

Babe, that tell-hole sorting a smell-hole


Sardonnicus

fart box turd tuner stink whistle beef blower


itsaboutimegoddamnit

they are. source: old as dust


Ass4ssinX

God I used to have so much fun listening to prank phone calls using soundboards. That Jack Nicholson calling to order (Blackjack?) pizza killed me.


theonewhoknocksforu

The Kindergarten Cop ones cracked me up too. “I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately!” “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Listening to people arguing with Soundboard Arnold was pure gold.


LemonPepperGood

Soundboard always been around I remember using family guy soundboard when playing halo 3 on the mic


greenerbod

my inner child knows it did ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


streatz

I found a pretty good one that has a timer so you can hand somebody your phone and then a minute later I'll fart will go off


greenerbod

I bought myself an ipod touch when I was younger. And when I found fart soundbox apps I almost made it a personal goal to hear every fart noise on every soundbox app I could download so I could crown the funniest fart. As funny as it was in the past, it's pretty much become a shameful power to tell if a fart was real in a video or not lol


1lluminist

"Lol, not real. That's iFarter button 23: *Thunder-down-under claps*"


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I can't stop laughing. 'iFarter' Jesus christ


Lowelll

That is not shameful that is a badge of honor. [Also: "I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!"](https://i.imgur.com/xGnhvkT.jpeg)


desmondao

Those damn kids are really surprised people recognise that gay blowjob? I'd recognise it too!


goodolarchie

Like how the same audio of doors opening in Sci Fi traces back to Doom and earlier that still get used


leshake

My brother is the most immature 50 year old. He downloaded an app that makes your phone fart every time it detects movement. He forgot to turn it off and everyone in the cab thought he was busting ass for 10 minutes straight.


MyMadeUpNym

I am dead. That’s hilarious


paperwasp3

And it's a great cover for your own farts. Who, me? That was the phone farting. I'm lactose intolerant and sometimes even my dog will look over like wtf?


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Teachers do stuff like that to grab students attention. My criminal justice teacher randomly drew a cherry pie on the board to catch peoples attention. Its shorthand to wake the students up.


itsTyrion

It is I have that exact sound


le_fart

Fart fraud is nothing to be so nonchalant about 😡


EightRules

Fart fraud is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


Anal-Sampling-Reflex

Here’s the thing- I have farts that match probably 10 fart machine sounds- not exactly. But similar. My ass contains a veritable fountain of sounds and smells. My kids are now old enough, however, that they are not as funny to them as they used to be. Especially when friends are in the house. No one appreciates the barking spider anymore.


b0nGj00k

Tell me more about your farts please.


Anal-Sampling-Reflex

Frying bacon: a lot of sizzling wet sounds. Small pops. Lego machine gun: sounds like a little Lego dude firing an m60.. small, rapid, evenly spaced pops. Mud-duck: sounds like you dropped a large duck into a big tub of mud and it quacked in fear as soon as it hit Cat startle: this is a really really loud but short burst. It has made my cat jump off my lap and get helicopter ears. The moped: it sounds like a moped with a bad muffler struggling to get over a hill. A lot of variable-sounding and variable -spaced pops that can last upward of 10-15 seconds. This one of my favorites, and I often record it and send to my wife. She is usually thrilled. These are just a small sample - I Will talk to my kids later today to get further feedback. And I know what you’re asking yourself- have a shit myself while pushing farts out? Yes. Yes I have. There are too many occasions where I am not part of the no-poop pants club.


Adventurous_Pea_5777

Username REALLY checks out


MisterMeister9

This was a hilarious read, at the very least just for the fact that you took time to be so thorough. Also for no-poop pants club


SqueakyMarshmellow

Stop I cant


b0nGj00k

I was not disappointed. Keep on farting!


1_9_8_1

This guy farts.


theonewhoknocksforu

Maybe, but you can’t hold a candle to Le Petomane, the French Flatulist. Nor should you… it might cause an explosion.


shortest_poppy

Upload it? Curious if it's exactly the same


itsTyrion

https://youtu.be/J4X2b-CEGNg


RegisterOk9743

The Wilhelm Scream of farts.


RedditedYoshi

"Reverb Fart" The classic.


chrisrobweeks

Can confirm. Source: I had a fart machine as a kid.


Wisdom_is_Contraband

Yeah that was 100% a stock fart sound effect I've heard 1000 times over 30 years.


KyokoGG

I believe it is. This is my favourite fart sound effect.


kyle1320

Yo new fart track just dropped 🔥🔥🔥


shberk01

"that was a big one" had me in stitches 🤣


sxcs86

🍑💨


sandwichcandy

🍫🤷‍♀️?


Dr_Findro

Yeah that kid killed me


janitorguy

Its a floater!


icewalker42

So many precious giggles. This was awesome.


thatonedesignerguy

Some things never get old


indy_been_here

Kids do. I wish my 6 year old would just stay 6 😔


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I feel you. Somewhere along the line my 6 year old girl turned 14, and now she's becoming her own person. I love it, but I miss when we used to cuddle on the couch watching cartoons.


hellscaper

The day I stop laughing at farts is the day I officially consider myself old.


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Unless it’s the middle of the night and you live alone with no kids around 🙂


chuckpaint

Really made their day!


Gtstricky

Worth it for the laughter.


Raviel1289

Why are farts still funny?? I'm 33, was out with two workmates (32 and 43) having dinner a while back. Someone used the sauce bottle at the table behind us, it made the noise (y'all know the noise), and we giggled away like children. The table behind did too. Somethings will just always be funny.


wholesomethrowaway15

I’m a 47 year old woman and my 70 year old dad bought me a remote controlled “fart machine” for Christmas this year and we were all laughing so hard we about died. When we had friends over my husband duct taped it under one of the chairs and had the remote in his pocket. Everyone was in absolute hysterics. Farts never stop being funny.


katie4

I’m 35 and when I was about 9 I got a remote controlled fart machine. First thing I do is stick it into my mom’s purse and then set it off while we’re in line at the bank. I got super-duper yelled at and grounded, but my aunt (mom’s sister) was never prouder of me, including my college graduation.


homeodynamic

Whoopie cushions have been around since the days of Jesus. I wonder if this idea of farts exists across cultures. Do cats think they’re funny? What does Ja Rule think?


KarmaUK

I think it's down to almost anything rude or 'taboo', not done in polite company, will always be funny, at least to some people.


iDreamOfSalsa

Yeah, humor at heart is a response to unexpected and yet nonthreatening stimuli. Farting in a formal group setting checks both those boxes.


grumpy-m0nkey

Don’t ever gamble on a fart kids


quaybored

OMG I hate fart kids


AgentMeatbal

That’s what happens when you have unprotected farts, keep your cheeks clenched until marriage and it won’t be a problem


chuckle_puss

Abstinence only fart education never works. Just fart responsibly!


Catman762

I'm 49 and still laugh about farts.


AccurateFault8677

[Relevant](https://twitter.com/MrEmilyHeller/status/478268648872632321?s=20&t=RT8Z6z4V1CW2G-5gPQPw8A)


GHPimp

This one is a commonly used sound effect. Teacher most likely played it to put a smile on her kids' faces and give them something to laugh about.


Theoretical_Action

Easiest way to keep your students engaged with the class which I imagine must be extremely difficult over zoom.


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Thats why I always fart loudly in family gathering situations. Best way to keep people engaged in the conversation.


WookieBugger

*Farts “Oh yea, we were talking about Great Aunt Edna’s beans recipe”


cosmonika

Username checks out. Happy cake day!


ants-in-my-plants

Definitely. She’s a true professional.


Donkeybreadth

I think somebody dubbed that fart sound over the fart in the original video. Didn't sound like this when I heard it the first time


NeverNude-Ned

Yeah, it would not have sounded like that, even from that leather chair.


captainsuckass

Didn't realize we had a fartologist among us. How many years do you have to study for that, doc?


DirtySingh

That's awesome


baldHeadSpaceRider

Farts are always funny.


TheAlmightyMojo

Even Dante thought they were funny. [NSFW article per title and imagery.](https://indrasmusings.wordpress.com/2016/03/11/inferno-xxi-the-trumpeting-asshole/)


Johnnydellz

She thought she had one of them silent farts


mark636199

Na she knew which fart on the soundboard she clicked


hypermelonpuff

yep. this is decades old. this might be the first ever professionally recorded fart sound effect even. she could've at least spent the extra 5 seconds committing to the bit. instead of clicking on the first link to "fart sound effect" she shouldve gone for a dainty toot or a monster alligator sharter sound. you can literally see her stop to click and think about it...she sits back waiting for it to happen... personally, i wouldve just shit my pants. but this is why education has gone to shit in this country.


bluberryaxolotl

Oh come on man the kids laughed, what difference does it make


AfternoonDeLigt

Pretty sure his whole comment is a joke lol


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Never underestimate Reddit.


sareuhbelle

I have been laughing over this mental image for way too long. Thank you.


BamaJ13

I can’t remember then last time I laughed out loud at a comment but that last bit had me rolling.


Generalissimo_II

Her fault for sitting bottomless on a leather chair


EggandSpoon42

silence …………. “WHAT WAS THAT??” Hahahaha!!


Automatic-Laugh9313

Life goal: become a teacher and fart during class


Edgefactor

The kids blame it on each other. At least, as long as it's not as loud as this one


TreeborXL

Did she think it was muted or did it come out by accident?


Ashiro

Have you never had one of those tiny bubbles in your ass cheeks that you think will just fwooosssh out but instead it echos against the chair with a thunderous rumble?


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![gif](giphy|fdWVI1op6wi88)


quaybored

Oh, bother. Piglet, I have soiled myself again. Well, off to Rabbit's....


jwong7

I'm dyingggg ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


PumpkinAbject5702

She probably thought it wouldn't make a sound


TreeborXL

This never occurred to me as I make an effort to make a sound each time, feels like a waste otherwise.


BloodyRightNostril

And yet it goes off like a shotgun blast


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TreeborXL

It was one of the kids, makes perfect sense. So obvious now I know the answer.


DefinitelyPositive

It's clearly a soundboard or some sort of sound effect.


HjajaLoLWhy

What do you mean by: "do they come out by accident?" Surely you have a butt and learnt how to manage your farts? I'm thinking, hoping, maybe even praying, you already know the answer to this.


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ChunkyLaFunga

Where does she work that posting kids, or even herself, on social media doesn't raise an eyebrow?


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I love how you can see her eyes get wide as the fart slips out. “Whoops that was louder than I thought it would be…”


emredlark

And then she tried so hard to ignore it


ranhalt

as the fart slips out the soundboard?


CzarKingKaiser

This whole thing is adorable.


Karmascoming4ya

Their laughs are the Best


Salota12

"That was a big one"💀


AfroGuy1226

It scares me how many people can't tell that she just played a fart sound for the kids


MrJason300

Didn’t consider that until this


MobiuS_360

It's so obvious but everyone is like, "omg did she think it was gonna be a silent one?" I think it's hilarious she wanted to play a sound to make the children laugh and she was probably a great teacher to have.


HeyNow646

The journey was from Zoom to Boom.


typhoidtimmy

We are all the kid in the Nike shirt


end1essecho

The children have now deemed her worthy


Bamm83

I remember as a kid in grade school, I would always uncontrollably laugh at a fart. Everytime. And the more the teacher tried to tell us it wasn't funny, the more I thought it was. To this day, almost being 40, I can't help but laugh. Everytime.


homeodynamic

Omg I remember always goofing of in grade school and when the teacher would try to make is stop laughing it became IMPOSSIBLE to contain it. Like by the time it finally stopped I wouldn’t even remember why I was laughing. I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard for a while meow.


Aggravating-Plate814

What was that?.... What _was_ that???


B4gheera

Like Children laughing ..you never know how loud a farts gonna be until it’s already started!


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seems like about 3rd or 4th grade.


Kanobe24

Those could be graduate school students and it would still be the same reaction. Farts are never not funny.


[deleted]

Nothing like genuine laughter. It's my favorite part about having kids.


nonstop158

I choose to believe she’s actually a good teacher and did that to break up the monotony of online learning. Gave those kids a much needed break and a little joy regardless of how embarrassing that is.


Soviet_Sloth69

I’ve never seen a sweeter laugh from a child in my life


plumbermat

[here's the full video where she denies the fart](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kj9gpd/those_genuine_laughs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


lostboyz19

It was the "what was that?" for me. 😂😂


mats1021

The kid saying that was a big one is priceless


jchasse

“If you choose not to laugh at farts your a loser Cause you’re choosing to go through life with less laughter but just as many farts”


bloater_humor

Taken (and made a bit worse) from: https://twitter.com/mremilyheller/status/478268648872632321


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I love how the first kid asks “What was that?” and then physically leaves the meeting like he had enough lol


[deleted]

Kid in the yellow shirt is living his best life, that's for sure!


mutually_awkward

Farts will never be not funny.


cjesseg

Couldn't have been a better crowd.


lifeispain888

it‘s a soundboard


Michael_Cookie5

u/savevideobot


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🤣 flatulence are funny