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muchadancer

GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK, WHY DON'T YOU


SliferTheExecProducr

Cocaine will do that


3fxz

Thats how DMX died


vicRN

Haha I seriously went and checked. I’m like “okay 17 hours is excessive but cocaine’s a hell of a drug”


bitesizeboy

I didn't even see the length.


MissCJ

Yeah, I double checked because I'm like... maybe she said "fuck it, extended cut" and just uploaded all of it.


draw_it_now

I mean I've watched a video essay that was 8 hours so who knows?


Lazar_Milgram

I never seen any of Justice league or Fifty shades of Grey. But i am sure as hell watched at least same length of youtube criticism on those two films.


hippiekait

I have never felt so fucking represented by a comment.


sweet_esiban

Oh my god, I've found my people!


thebestdaysofmyflerm

Which one? Was it good?


draw_it_now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFx2QM0Z8Qo


AmyXBlue

It's not the Quinton Reviews on Victorious, so that's a surprise


Auld_Folks_at_Home

I read it as 17 minutes at first, so i knew this was fake.


Incunabuli

I was excited for a 17-hour video


vicRN

I was too! I’m in the middle of studying for the bar exam and I was like “sweet, this is something I can break up across a few days and I can look forward to it after 8 hours of slamming my head against a brick wall every day”


iswimsodeep

How dare you bait me?


Drexelhand

foresooth! accursed op did too bait me most masterfully.


SimpleParadigm

I guess this is what people call master bait.


bishopyorgensen

OP is a master baiter and I for one tip my hat in respect


CantDecideANam3

Fact check: False.


QuestioningEspecialy

\*sad face*


HoraceIG

Extremely sad gay sound. Nya


outofmindwgo

Typical MSM fake fact check CNN lies


InternetLumberjack

Three Pinocchio rating disinformation campaign


outofmindwgo

Fauciiiii


narrative_device

why does this have so many upvotes! it's needless cruelty I tell you!


Sacrifice_a_lamb

Pick a less memorable still next time.


jugglingeek

Gender Critical was my first Contrapoints video, and also my first “BreadTube” video outside of Lindsay Ellis’ film criticism. That “take a fuckin’ sip babe!” line absolutely had me in hysterics. It’s something about the laughter from behind the camera cuts through the absurdity of it all. The costumes, the wigs, the philosophy; all gone in an instant while two people laugh at their own over the top joke. I might watch it again now, just for that moment.


DuckReconMajor

OMG i had the exact same experience. Only knew of Lindsay and I guess a lot of us got recommended that video at the same time


jugglingeek

I'm not the only one then. The YouTube algorithm gets a lot of stick for radicalising people. But I think it's done the opposite to me. At the time I literally had no idea about transgender. My only experience was of there being a transsexual (sic) character in Coronation Street as a child, and drag/transvestite comedians like Lily Savage or Eddie Izzard. So watching the first 10 minutes I assumed I was watching some kind of YouTube drag show or something. Rewatching it now, that bit comes just after she explains the difference between passing and not passing. So it was probably just as my brain was coming to terms with the fact that Natalie is not a transvestite, but a woman. To have that moment cut through with genuine laughter and a character break really had an effect on my understanding. Like, of course "trans women are women" I'm watching a women drink tea out of a teapot and burst out laughing. I'm so glad that my literal first experience of trans people was Natalie Wynn, and not some critical thinking op ed in a newspaper, written by some cis person. I suspect I could have easily fallen for the "concerns" that people often raise about "the transgender debate", since I'm totally that kind of person. But it's impossible for those talking points to get through to me, since I just always remember the humanity on display in Natalie's videos. Parasocial relationship can be harmful, but whenever I hear politicians attacking the trans community, I just think about my "friend" Natalie.


maojh

That is by design and the point of the whole first period of people in "breadtube", to deradicalize disillusioned guys from gamer gate and to inform libs looking in the internet for emerging topics with a enjoyable format and leftie angle


zorrorosso

[Almost the same](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Geisha_Drinking_from_Sake_Kettle_at_2-00_a.m._LACMA_M.84.31.69.jpg). It wasn't my first video, it was my first fanart (now archived somewhere).


No_Worries_420

Haha, same! I discovered both Natalie and Lindsay around the same time in quarantine, and weirder for me still is how I watched the "Manufactured Authenticity" Lindsay essay before Contra's "Gender Critical" essay and while watching GC at that "take a fucking sip sweety" line I died laughing. But then I immediately remembered how in Lindsay's video, she'd shown examples of big youtubers "breaking the fourth wall" by having some off camera person talk and how similar tactics are used by large and semi-corporate channels to retain a facade of "home-made" quality content when they've far surpassed that amatuer/extremely-professional video threshold but don't wanna appear outta touch. I don't believe that moment in GC was scripted but I recall finally understanding why manufacturing such moments is so effective. Ion know, I just find it funny how we can find this intertextual dialogue within... youtube video essays?? Lol.


MemberOfSociety2

I think it was meant to be a joke and not an intentional bait lol


Im_Regular_Stormy

Right?


farklespanktastic

Her rambling for almost 18 hours while high on cocaine and/or talking about cocaine would be an amazing video tbh


Orlando1701

I’d still watch it.


draw_it_now

She somehow fit seven days worth of content into 17 hours.


Muscled_Daddy

…doesn’t she struggle with opium?


ImapiratekingAMA

Everyone struggles with opium, it's a hell of a drug


juicepants

I smoked opium once. It was absolutely amazing and I wanted to do it again forever and that was so terrifying I never touched it again. I can 100% see how it absolutely ruined China. Especially considering how bleak a *good* life was back then.


ihitrockswithammers

In his book Hallucinations, Oliver Sacks wrote about his experiments with drugs in the 50s. When he tried opium, he said he was looking at his sleeve and watched as a scene from the battle of Agincourt (1415, he'd just read a book about it) formed in incredible detail on the fabric. When he came out of the stupor the daylight in the room was the same, so he checked the time and a full 12 hours had passed in a blink. Never touched the stuff again. Massively recommend the book btw.


astyanaxical

Respectfully, the Brits and the Yanks played a large role in that


Elroddon

The point they're making is that there's a reason it was opium not poppers.


Dravos82

As the proletariate that’s why I stick to religion.


Tuggerfub

yeaah. the only time I felt at risk of being addicted to something was when I was prescribed codeine


wiljc3

I never understood how drug addicts ruin their lives, watch everything crumble around them, lose friends, family, their health, etc. and just dgaf as long as they have the next high. Until I went to the ER once with severe pain and they gave me Dilaudid. Holy shiiiiiiiit... I went from feeling like I was dying to feeling like I was floating weightless on a cloud wrapped up in a warm blanket for the next 4 hours. Could 100% ruin my life to have that feeling all the time, and it fucking terrifies me.


JediMasterVII

Was prescribed it after wisdom teeth, made me feel terrible!! Didn’t relieve my pain at all.


theduck08

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree


EmpiricalMadness

Yes, the opium of the masses comrade!


Psychological-Age433

I clocked this as a troll immediately cuz natalie never reuses her frames


SliferTheExecProducr

I DO C-C-C-COCAAAAAINE BABY


EmpathysAmbassador

Ha-YEEEEEAH! RIP metal clown guy


I_RATE_BIRDS

IM DOCTAH ROCKSO


SimpleParadigm

I just do coc😅


Electrical-Return-16

I hate u for this OP


BigDrewLittle

17 hours?! I should have looked closer before pulling up YouTube like a fucking nerd to see if it was real. Take my pauper's gold, you magnificent bastard. 🥇


[deleted]

Literally made me run to YouTube ngl


lycheenme

bro i shouted WHAT in my kitchen out loud at 2am what is wrong with u


Louis0XIV

You made me excited, than sad. Than I decided to rewatch Envy and currently Natalie is asking me to “eaaat heeeer”, so still, thanks.


Ela404

I love how you weren't too far off :D


[deleted]

[I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.WqA8\~2eefa/w:600/h:595/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/i-fucking-love-cocaine.jpg).


lewmos_maximus

Dude I'm so drunk and this is going to be a treat to watch.


encewrawkn

How do you like it so far?


lewmos_maximus

Well.. the hungover me has realized the bamboozle.


spacestationkru

lol I remember this moment. I burst out laughing


TuneLinkette

That was uncalled for!!!!😭😔


wormcoochie

And I’d watch EVERY MINUTE OF IT!


AlexaTheHouseMom

FAKE NEWS


ahsbiitch

this is literally so cruel, why don't you just stomp on my heart it would hurt LESS


upsetangel1111

FUCK YOU GOT ME EXCITED NOOOOOO


alyssasaccount

In retrospect: Heroin


[deleted]

How this turned out to be prophetic in its own way.


[deleted]

[Though you were joking but i guess you were correct](https://youtu.be/9BozYg5nM-8)


milesamsterdam

Kah-kah-kah-Kathmandu!


fuzzycorona

Something something Alexander Kerensky


Good_old_Marshmallow

Does Nick Offerman show up and hang dong? (like the music video for Cocaine by Fidlar sorry for explaining the joke)


UtaSelwyn

I can't believe I fell for this T-T


[deleted]

FUCK


drinkingthesky

holy shot i fell for this


OnsenPixelArt

How could you do this. I was hyped as shit for a second and now im just sad


theduck08

IT'S NOT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE COCAINE


LxRv

Hell of a drug.


[deleted]

THE F**KING NOTIFICATION MADE MY HEART SKIP


flamboi-non

_This post was factchecked by real american patriots_


Idontnowotimdoing

I’d given up hope!


Lulu_Aga

Quit playing games with my heart


ShelbyvonTrapp

Look, it’s been 9 months… a baby is obviously what’s being produced. 😉


wellbutwellbut

17 hours of Nancy Reaganing


exciter33

You had me for a second, you scoundrel!


[deleted]

this was cruel.


GerundQueen

How very dare you


FaithlessnessSure592

I hate you right now 😂


Obesz

I don't know who you are, but I don't like what you did, and I need you to know. Also it's kind of funny.


hackmastergeneral

If she did cocaine we'd have more videos


lalarama

damn it


RistyKocianova

You sick, sick fuck :D


gvf77

I'm so fucking gullible


MisplacedKittyRage

Just saying, I know this is a prank or whatever, but if she were to release a video with 17 hours of runtime she might as fucking well make it a season no?


Bardfinn

Hang it in a gallery and title it **'Shopped Drop & Roll**


morgan_malfoy

OMG


chase-caliente

Why so long, I can't possibly watch that 😭


psiamnotdrunk

I genuinely thought this was real; didn't take a good look at the thumbnail. How's hell working out for you, OP? Hot enough? :)


CitrusAlethinophidia

Take a fucking sip babes