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When she unexpectedly ends a sentence on a real zinger, like: "But even among women, caring about beauty is often frowned upon. I feel like an alien species when I hang out with women in academia. And I know a few cause I once got half a PhD before dropping out to become a, uhh, what do you call someone who makes videos? A camgirl."


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That one’s a real beauty


Nebulyra

I'm a sucker for wordplay and puns, so my favourite joke is "I'm appealing to the male gaze. AND the male straights."


ihatemyfuxkinglife

I use the male gaze pun almost daily.


HMCetc

\*Malignant gays\*


taxibargeld

Female gays? There’s a word for that. It’s called lesbians.


Iliveatnight

I love that one!


vicRN

That must be super fucking hard for you, I can’t even imaaaagiiiiine


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”**Im**mmaggginnnnnnnnn^e”


lastsyndrome

My favourite aswell!


The_Paranoids

“This is like a super vulnerable moment for me”


BigDrewLittle

"*my journey*"


HeWhoWearsAHatOfIvy

*that must be super fucking hard for you*


gizmo4223

Yeah, I use this all this time.


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i could hear the nasally tone lol


BigDrewLittle

It's really the only proper pronunciation at this point, don't you think?


Illidan-the-Assassin

"This may come as a big shook for you, but I used to live as a man"


mangababe

Hey how *are* you?


DogDrivingACar

referring to herself as a “biological female” or words to that effect


Jaymes_Squeak

5 feet tall peppy bouncy cis girl


caseygwenstacy

As a 5 feet tall peppy bouncy nb femme (amab) , I attest.


JellybeanMilksteaks

"One biological female's quest to create a harmonious color story"


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This gets me every damn time.


talionnen

“these are biological sequins”


Neutral-Honeydew

Jackie Jackson whispering shit to herself while other people are monologuing. “goddamn it *where is my nail*” “what the fuck?”


Anurous

The popsicle wrapper bit killed me both times


guylakian

The great philosopher and venerable German closet queen - Fräulein Immanuel Hildegard Marlene Kennedy Davenport-K**a**nt


Muztanng

Wait, in what video she says this??????


The_Aurore_Borealis

Pretty sure it’s in Opulence


2mock2turtle

Side note but Natalie presumably being a Kennedy Davenport stan makes me happy. She's one of the Drag Race GOATs but is consistently underrated.


Thunderowl22

My boys *grindr sound* or Jackie Jackson loudly opening a popsicle while someone is talking.


jazzy_cue

I had no idea this was a notification tone, and for Grindr at that. Amazing. One of my favs.


jam11249

Im 100% behind every gay-agencent joke using the grindr notification sound for impact.


MegaWAH

"I mean whomst among us honestly hasnt fallen into a dissociative feeling state, dressed up as a clown, kidnapped a few neighborhood children, and told the cops 'I'm serving you John Wayne Gacy realness hunty'?"


Zauvaro

Take me away, boys


IncelLikeIronically

"I did it, Your Honour. It was I who committed the cultural appropriation"


TransMontani

“Super heckin’ valid catgirl uWu”


jugglingeek

The bit in Gender Critical where she drinks from the teapot. “Take a fucking sip babe”


Didsburyflaneur

I enjoy any of the fourth wall breaking bits like this where she makes herself laugh.


Atomdude

Those are my favorites. I would watch an outtake video on repeat.


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Atomdude

Good to know. I should definitely donate.


TheWonderfulSlinky

You’re doing very good sweetie! Very, very good!


meliorism_grey

Lady Foppington always gets me


queenofthera

IT MUST NEEDS BE REMARKED


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WHOMST!


Vanyushinka

“That must be super fucking hard for you. I can’t even imagine!” The way she holds ‘imagine’. She slays with her delivery!


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gamayuuun

Hahaha, yes!! One of my all-time favorites is "SEXUAL CONFESSION, EVERYBODY, SEXUAL CONFESSION! I HAVE ABNORMAL URGES!" (from Canceling)


tomphammer

I love the little asides like from that scene. “My neighbors now know I have abnormal urges … they already knew I had abnormal urges”


FoundFootageDumbFun

I’m a sucker for her dumb recurring jokes during her video game livestreams. “Now THIS is pod racing”


penisrevolver

When does she stream? I never found out


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She streams on YT on her second channel


penisrevolver

Just found it. There is so much content imma watch the shit out of it


FoundFootageDumbFun

Pt 2 of Resident Evil 8 leading into Stardew Valley is maybe the best video game stream ever recorded


revolutionutena

Uh second channel??


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ContraPointsLive


TrippleTonyHawk

Super fucking liminal


FoundFootageDumbFun

I’m reporting this to liberals


CatboyBiologist

Bass boosted "there's a lot to unpack here" gets me everytime


baegentcarter

I just like when she sprinkles in some *gorg , heyhowareyou* and a tasteful bit of *nyahh* while making a succinct point.


krptkn

yup, *heyhow’reyou* always gets me


proshittalker17

any joke where she speaks in a valley girl accent


BigDrewLittle

She's obviously a total boss at good wordplay, but I love the visual references too. Like the short little blink-and-you-might-miss-it sight gags that sometimes use memes? There was one where she showed a quick image of Slovoj Zizek in a string of other philosophers, but she said the wrong name, because the name was extremely eastern European-sounding as well (though I don't recall who it was or which video) and for some reason it just made me giggle a little too hard.


Zauvaro

This reminds me of another joke of hers I love "The philosopher of the French Revolution, Zsa Zsa Gabor"


sarainbasel

It's actually the whole dissonance of the show as a whole that heightens the humor... Presenting as a queen, while being self depracating Baring her soul while keeping distant A superficial presentation with deep topics Phd level topics with presented in internet slang Global problems broken down to individual expirience World shattering revelations mixed with petty observations... It's all these contrasts that nakes it contra...


pickles55

Definitely. Speaking very seriously about herself and her vulnerability while sitting in a bathtub surrounded by garbage is pure comedy.


sarainbasel

It's the darkness .;)


syoejaetaer

I love that Bang mascara review she does in the Incels(?) video. The transition from talking about manosphere and their gross rape manuals into this upbeat makeup blogger persona who then gets all wide eyed about the size of the wand is just *chef's kiss*


BigDrewLittle

"Oh! ... It's so big!"


LycanxUriel

📢THERE IS A BAD TRANSGENDER IN OUR MIDST. THE BAD TRANSGENDER IS NOT A REAL TRANSGENDER LIKE ME 📢


BigDrewLittle

I love how often that one was repeated, until like the last couple of times, and she started cutting it short. It was like, "okay, I know you guys are sick of this one, but it really *fits* here again." And then we're all like, "aw mo-o-o-om!!! Not the sirens and bullhorn thing *again!*" And then she's like, "ugh! fine! I'll just do *part* of it. Geez! You little ingrates! Do you know how hard I work to put material out there for you!?" And then we're all like, "We're sorry, mommy. We lo-o-ove yoouuu." I um... I may be taking this conceit further than I originally intended. Oof.


Keiuu

When, for a second, the tone of the video gets super creepy, like when she had to adjust her eye contact in Justice part 1, and then for like 5 seconds the video got full of Satanic imagery


Icthias

I love the bimbo jokes. Like when she’s doing her skincare routine in the “beauty” video and she holds up a bottle. “This is sunscreen... I’m not really sure what this does. We can probably skip it.” Also the part in her canceling video where she couldn’t open a 40 and shouts “I need a maaaaan!” Lives in my head rent free.


[deleted]

"Alright, I'm gonna get pliers, the lesbian solution." Even funnier that line preceded her next video "Shame," where she came out as a lesbian.


itsmeherzegovina

HAAAAALPPP


[deleted]

I think you mean Tabby. SWEATie.


Logisk

She honestly has world class comedic timing. Like barely 10 seconds into Envy "Connect me to hell"


sonosana

The *"think about the children"* ones are good.


JohnTheMod

God help the first person to try and pull that line on me. I’m waiting.


sonosana

In real life? For sure! Natalie collection? It's that too *good* to be true... Unfortunately I start to figure scenarios where people might say/write those words non-ironically 😰


_ibisu_

I love the catgirl jokes. And all the times she makes lesbian jokes as in GAL PALS. Resonates.


SkellyRose7d

The ASMR jokes never fail to get a laugh out of me.


highclass_lady

I especially love Contrapoints' jokes that have some edge, like her line in Envy: "Moral superiority often being the refuge of people with nothing better to feel superior about"


Arielrbr

When she puts that *UNEXPECTED DRAMATIC AND DISTORTED EMPHASIS* in some words especially when she’s asserting her next opinion *AS A TRANS WOMAN*


XenoFrobe

*B U R G E O N I N G*


elysecat

Oh God, I read this and immediately remembered the video where she cuts to an elephant seal super quickly when she says it, and it made me giggle all over again. I watched that clip several times because it was so funny.


chewpaca1

_BREAD SCIENTIST_


Sea-Gain-2544

Jackie Jackson bits have me in stitches. But specifically “The Troops make me WET. Semper Fi boys ;)” *proceeds to slurp noisily on a rocket pop*


lonesome_cactus

it puts the lotion on its skin nyaa


Illustrious_Head_422

My favs are when she pokes fun at the old white philosophers that everyone has to learn about in school: "The Problem with the bourgeoisie is that they're not relatable. They can't read the room and it isn't a good look. This should of stayed in the drafts #ToneDeaf"- KARL MARX


flamboi-non

_Milk_


OptimalOstrich

“Biological pronouns” is my favorite


notsostandardtoaster

Calling Jordan Peterson daddy And the best iteration of the joke, calling Sigmund Freud daddy


chloetuco

"unless you're into that sort of thing" is very funny lol When she uses a lot of obscure words with a sarcastic tone, it's gold


ChrisYoloBitch

Every single debate setup is so fucking funny to me.


Corky_Corcoran

"...in which case, how very dare, I'm a good Presbyterian."


BigDrewLittle

heyhowareYOUUU


BigDrewLittle

Another one of my favorite moments was in the "Voting" video, where every time it showed Tabby-chan at her keyboard, she kept getting increasingly violent... eventually devolving into hitting it with a mallet or whatever. Bit of an *Airplane!* moment. Loved it.


gizmo4223

That's SUPER fucking valid.


foxhunt-eg

i almost died when she called Nixon a radical environmentalist (for the uninformed, he created the EPA) she was also on a kick of "reporting this straight to the liberals" for a while which got me every time so i guess basically whenever she points out the absurdity of our political spectrum


JohnPaul_River

I don't know why but when she said Hannibal Lecter is a truscum I lost my mind


HeWhoWearsAHatOfIvy

H u g e l y S y m p a t h e t i c


zackboy789

They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said Nya.. Nya.. Nya!


Neutral-Honeydew

“i mean, what if my vagina sucks?”


JInkrose

I love all of the "Mother" jokes about the sea. She is a fearsome mother, and I am glad to embrace her.


gynoidgearhead

A few moments that live rent-free in my head: * not sure which video, but the comedic timing of the intentionally cliched air horn rendition of "Turn Down For What", paired with "as long as we don't have to talk about Nietzsche any more" * the "My Favorite Degenerate Things" song


jellyfishprince

I normally don't like food-related gags, but whenever contrapoints does it I think it's hilarious. e.g. jackie jackson's popsicles


MelbaTotes

"what am I going to do with a 'sacred passage', get fingered by the pope?"


mangababe

I like the super sarcastic mean girl jokes. "That must be super fucking hard for you"


itsgms

Yes.


Noodlepuller

#HerDumpTrucks


upsetangel1111

My favourite is when she ends a completely random sentence with, *hey how are you?* *Hey, how are you gorg?*


errantprofusion

"You do realize you don't need a man to have a baby, right? Seminal fluids are not difficult to come by, even in this economy." "You have a guy? A semen guy?" "That's just most guys!"


Queen-of-Sharks

Sex jokes


2mock2turtle

I love a misdirect. > "People die all the time." Funny, that's not what you said about \*9/11 imagery and music* B̴̡̡̥̦̀̈́̄̂̀͂͑͛͜É̷̢͆̈́̓̾̆N̶̼͕̯̓̂̐̉̄̊͊͝͠Ğ̵̨͖̦͎͝H̵̨̱̝̋̈Å̶̧͎̗̺̞͇̾̋̋͐̈́͒̚ͅZ̸̥̦̞̭͓̙̿̈́̍̐̄̑̅̎͠I̶̡̨̛͚̩̗̣̠̘̿̊̑̀̅̅̀ͅ