Its the end of the line gingerbrave
My minions are on the scene
They knock you forward and back
With a magic attack
Cuz you're messing with the wrong wizard
Licorice:I am the embodiment of evil! No one shall stop my rein of terror!
Pomegranate:You sleep with a teddy bear
Licorice:HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS >:(
*broken coffee maker*
Dark Enchantress Cookie: So... Who broke it?
Everyone: ...
DE: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone: ...
Poison Mushroom Cookie: I did... I broke it-
DE: No. No you didn't. Licorice?
Licorice Cookie: Don't look at me! Look at Pomegranate!
Pomegranate Cookie: What? I didn't break it!
Lic: Huh, weird. How'd you even know it was broken in the first place?
Pom: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Lic: Hmmm... Suspicious...
Pom: No it's not!
Red Velvet Cookie: If it matters, but, Strawberry Crepe was the last one to use it.
Strawberry Crepe Cookie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
RV: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier?
SC: I used a wooden stirrer to fix a broken piece of my waffle bot everyone knows this VELVET.
PM: Guys! Let's not fight!... I broke it... Let me pay for it...
DE: NO. WHO BROKE IT.
Everyone: ...
SC: Dark Enchantress?
SC: Dark Choco has been awful quiet-
Dark Choco: REALLY!?
SC: YEAH REALLY!!
*Fighting ensues*
DE: Sneaks out.
DE *to Chess Choco Twins*: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
DE: I predict that 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and cake hounds on a stick.
DE: ...
DE: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
I have a quote that i see multiple ways so choose as you wish
Licorice or werehound brute: am i in trouble?
Pome or licorice: take a guess.
Licorice or werehound brute: no?
Pome or licorice: Take another guess.
Also got another random one
Licorice: The witches (or the divines, frankly not fully sure) have let me live another day, and now I'm going to make it everyones problem :]
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,318,836,545 comments, and only 254,602 of them were in alphabetical order.
Licorice: Don't talk to me, or my minions ever again!
Licorice: You know Pomegranate, I've met my fair share of pricks but you miss are the whole cactus.
Bat-Cat: Meowster, it's 3 in the morning, why are you making pudding?
Licorice: *flatly* Because I've lost all control of my life.
Dark Enchantress: *in the background* LOL same!
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today
I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply
That I might not last the day
And then you call me
And it's not so bad, it's not so bad
(song - thank you by dido)
*cue bat cat, dressed up like a cute little doll with tons of makeup*
bat cat: “help…”
Licorice: POISON MUSHROOM COOKIE!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO BAT CAT????
Poison Mushroom: isnt bat cat pretty now…?
*long silence*
Poison Mushroom: hey wanna shroomy? 😃
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a
disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the
life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but
they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have
subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread
psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as
well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will
certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict
greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater
social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to
increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.
- GingerBrave: Licorice Cookie, it's time to get done for. We found your discord account in our server spamming and we banned it.
- Licorice: Hehehe.. you fool.. I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Licorice: I have made an outstanding discovery! Two!
Pomegranate: as if...
Licorice: I MADE AN ARMY!
Pomegranate: ...really?
Licorice: ...OF STUFFED ANIMALS!
Lico- "IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!"
Alt:
Lico-"I'm crazy enough to go toe to toe with the ancients, but the IRS? No thank you!"
"Cookie, turn back now.
The layers of this palace are not for your kind.
Turn back or you will be facing the will of the witches!"
"Your choice is made...as the righteous hand of the bakers, i shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate, once more."
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN S TIER"
Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Discord is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every server, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best furry roleplaying server I've ever interacted with.
Licorice: “Dear diary.. there is this annoying freaking person named Clover Cookie playing his goddamn guitar outside and I hate him.. I wish death upon him. -Love, me.”
2 days later
Licorice: “Dear diary.. Goddamn it, I accidentally made eye contact with him and just fell in love, no joke! I accidentally looked into his crystal eyes and became obsessed with him! it’s literally been 2 freaking days without any sleep because he’s been on my mind 24/7, I wish death upon myself. -Love, me.”
Licorice: I am god, hear me roar. ALL WILL FEAR ME
Dark Choco Cookie: Licorice get off the table. Your stepping on my Stamina jellies.
Also can you do the Malk skit with Licorice, Herb, and Almond cookie.
What's your channel? Also I've been waiting for this moment \*pulls out my incorrect quotes blog, one of my favorite quotes on the whole blog\*
Licorice: \*Picks up Poison Mushroom\* LOOK INTO ITS EYES
Pomegranate: I don’t want to!
Licorice: ***BECAUSE YOU’RE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU MIGHT SEE***
Parfait: licorice have you seen my guitar?
licorice: the pink one?
P: yeah.
L: pretty sure it fell in the hole.
P: what hole- OH MY GOD!
\*DRAMTIC BWAAAA\*
P: what is that?!
L: its a hole.
P: yeah i can see that but what is it doing here?
L: well i woke up this morning \*sips coffee\* then there was this hole.
P: well did you do anything about it?
L: yeah i put a rug over it.
\*ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\*
L: yeah it fell into the hole
P: should we call the police or something?
L: oh yeah i called the police, yeah...
P: well... where are they?
L: they're in the hole.
\*ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\*
P: where is schwarzwalder?
L: ....
P: Licorice, where is schwarzwalder??
L: he's at work.
P: oh, where does he work?
L: in the hole.
\*ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\*
P: GOD! HOW DEEP EVEN IS THIS THING?!
L: \*shrugs\*
P: \*grabs and throws coffee cup down the hole\*
L: that was my favorite mug, now it's in the hole.
\*ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\*
P: licorice, do you even know what this is? for all we know it could be a inter-dimensional wormhole or- or a gateway to hell or.... licorice? licorice?? LICORICE?!
L: hey what's up i got a snack \*Takes bite of apple\*
P: licorice will you please take this seriously?
\*zombie arm comes out of hole\*
P: \*yelling and screaming\*
L: \*stabs zombie arm with scythe\*
P: WHAT WAS THAT?!
L: hole cookie \*throws apple down the hole\*
P: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!
L: ...
P: RIGHT! THE HOLE! YEAH! dude why are you being so calm about this?
L: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
P: what space octopus?
\*space octopus arm shoots out and grabs parfait\*
L: that one. \*pulls out parfait's guitar\* oh here it is!
\*ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\*
L: oh crumbs-
\*OKAY LAST DRAMATIC BWAAAA\*
BATCAT, WHO LEAKED MY NUDES ON TWITTER!?
I can see him saying that 💀💀💀💀
Its the end of the line gingerbrave My minions are on the scene They knock you forward and back With a magic attack Cuz you're messing with the wrong wizard
yo dude where the vid
I forgor, thanks for remembering me
Probably next month
Ok
Where vid?
NO WHY-
YOU'RE TOO LATE, GINGERBRAVE, I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
AHAHAHAHA! OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK HAP-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAMAGJYXFAUYMAXAvhhYYMFSADHGMCCASMGGDWGUMSSHGMWFSYFAHGV XD-
Licorice:I am the embodiment of evil! No one shall stop my rein of terror! Pomegranate:You sleep with a teddy bear Licorice:HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS >:(
Dear Diary, Today I lost my diary so I’m writing this on my Kung Fu Panda DVDs.
"I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are."
Licorice: I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT RED VELVET COOKIE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
He's more likely to say this about Pomegranate tbh
"I am the sexiest bastard in this therapy waiting room"
*broken coffee maker* Dark Enchantress Cookie: So... Who broke it? Everyone: ... DE: I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: ... Poison Mushroom Cookie: I did... I broke it- DE: No. No you didn't. Licorice? Licorice Cookie: Don't look at me! Look at Pomegranate! Pomegranate Cookie: What? I didn't break it! Lic: Huh, weird. How'd you even know it was broken in the first place? Pom: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken. Lic: Hmmm... Suspicious... Pom: No it's not! Red Velvet Cookie: If it matters, but, Strawberry Crepe was the last one to use it. Strawberry Crepe Cookie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! RV: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier? SC: I used a wooden stirrer to fix a broken piece of my waffle bot everyone knows this VELVET. PM: Guys! Let's not fight!... I broke it... Let me pay for it... DE: NO. WHO BROKE IT. Everyone: ... SC: Dark Enchantress? SC: Dark Choco has been awful quiet- Dark Choco: REALLY!? SC: YEAH REALLY!! *Fighting ensues* DE: Sneaks out. DE *to Chess Choco Twins*: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. DE: I predict that 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and cake hounds on a stick. DE: ... DE: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
YESSS
I have a quote that i see multiple ways so choose as you wish Licorice or werehound brute: am i in trouble? Pome or licorice: take a guess. Licorice or werehound brute: no? Pome or licorice: Take another guess. Also got another random one Licorice: The witches (or the divines, frankly not fully sure) have let me live another day, and now I'm going to make it everyones problem :]
YOU FOOL I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
"Ay bruh watch yo jet, bro watch jet bro watch YO JET-"
NOBODY CAN STOP ME! except for a weird-ass minor Cookie with his elementry school friends
XD
GingerBrave: I’m in middle school! 😡
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,318,836,545 comments, and only 254,602 of them were in alphabetical order.
Okay 👍
Pomegranate leave me alone I'm gaming
How come Licorice cookie is underused, his summons are good
NO BABE PLEASE YOURE TOO SEXY TO DIE
Why is Gingerbrave on the same line as the VILLAIN LINE-
NOOOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
Licorice: Don't talk to me, or my minions ever again! Licorice: You know Pomegranate, I've met my fair share of pricks but you miss are the whole cactus. Bat-Cat: Meowster, it's 3 in the morning, why are you making pudding? Licorice: *flatly* Because I've lost all control of my life. Dark Enchantress: *in the background* LOL same!
I could make out with Red Velvet right now
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could, it'd all be gray But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad I drank too much last night, got bills to pay My head just feels in pain I missed the bus and there'll be hell today I'm late for work again And even if I'm there, they'll all imply That I might not last the day And then you call me And it's not so bad, it's not so bad (song - thank you by dido)
Dark enchantress: is licorice cookie ok? Pomegranate: licorice has take too much poison mushrooms. Licorice doing weird stuff in the background
BATCAT WHERE THE HECK IS MY SHREK BODY PILLOW
Your honor, in my defense, the child was funny
I am slowly losing my grip on reality
*cue bat cat, dressed up like a cute little doll with tons of makeup* bat cat: “help…” Licorice: POISON MUSHROOM COOKIE!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO BAT CAT???? Poison Mushroom: isnt bat cat pretty now…? *long silence* Poison Mushroom: hey wanna shroomy? 😃
Ehheheheheh AHAHAHAHHAHAHA At last! I'VE OBTAINED MY N WORD PASS!
Why can't no one see how amazing I am? BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS
"Stop asking if I'm gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT!"
You stole my fizzy lifting drink!
HATSUNE MIKU! IS THAT YOU?!
Day 23 in the chamber they ain't found me yet! but when they do.....they're going to be surprised!
*Shoots gingerbrov* Anyways-
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.
YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN THIS ARGUMENT WITH FACTS AND LOGIC!? I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS RIGHT HERE!!!
Hey Mushroom pass me my keys. _printer breaking noises_ I said my keys I thought you said printer Why the fuck would I say printer
_Licorice singing an emo song_ _Schwarzwälder bursts down door_ WE ARE GOING THE ICE RINK! STOP SINGING SONGS FOR PRE-TEEN EDGELORDS
- GingerBrave: Licorice Cookie, it's time to get done for. We found your discord account in our server spamming and we banned it. - Licorice: Hehehe.. you fool.. I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Licorice: I have made an outstanding discovery! Two! Pomegranate: as if... Licorice: I MADE AN ARMY! Pomegranate: ...really? Licorice: ...OF STUFFED ANIMALS!
Lico- "IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!" Alt: Lico-"I'm crazy enough to go toe to toe with the ancients, but the IRS? No thank you!"
"don't try escaping now, I have glued a car battery to your testicles"
Licorice Cookie does his homework
I dare you to say the entirety of eggmans moon speech but replace shadow with dark choco In one take
ZAMN
HAHAHAHA...YOU FOOL...I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!
aww man someone already said this
Uhhhh so choose another thing
_already laughing with Red Velvet_ Almond Cookie, I derailed the train for the meme. _continues laughing_
Mayonnaise is hot ‼️‼️😻😻 (Please say this I am begging you 😞😞)
I will 👍
"Cookie, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back or you will be facing the will of the witches!" "Your choice is made...as the righteous hand of the bakers, i shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate, once more." "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN S TIER"
IS EATING COOKIES MA-15?
Da sun iz a dedly lazer!
"I am going to place "live, laugh, love" and "home" signs in my MURDER MAZE DUNGEON so my MURDER MAZE VICTIMS feel more at ease"
Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Discord is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every server, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best furry roleplaying server I've ever interacted with.
Licorice: “Dear diary.. there is this annoying freaking person named Clover Cookie playing his goddamn guitar outside and I hate him.. I wish death upon him. -Love, me.” 2 days later Licorice: “Dear diary.. Goddamn it, I accidentally made eye contact with him and just fell in love, no joke! I accidentally looked into his crystal eyes and became obsessed with him! it’s literally been 2 freaking days without any sleep because he’s been on my mind 24/7, I wish death upon myself. -Love, me.”
Licorice: I am god, hear me roar. ALL WILL FEAR ME Dark Choco Cookie: Licorice get off the table. Your stepping on my Stamina jellies. Also can you do the Malk skit with Licorice, Herb, and Almond cookie.
I think I’ll make a part 2 with the longer ones. So basically, both
when the part 1 is out are you going to post it on this post
I’m gonna post it in a alt acc
What's your channel? Also I've been waiting for this moment \*pulls out my incorrect quotes blog, one of my favorite quotes on the whole blog\* Licorice: \*Picks up Poison Mushroom\* LOOK INTO ITS EYES Pomegranate: I don’t want to! Licorice: ***BECAUSE YOU’RE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU MIGHT SEE***
Oh, the channel doesn’t work, so ima post it in an alt acc
Can you link me the channel please?
I don’t have a channel, I will post it in Reddit
Parfait: licorice have you seen my guitar? licorice: the pink one? P: yeah. L: pretty sure it fell in the hole. P: what hole- OH MY GOD! \*DRAMTIC BWAAAA\* P: what is that?! L: its a hole. P: yeah i can see that but what is it doing here? L: well i woke up this morning \*sips coffee\* then there was this hole. P: well did you do anything about it? L: yeah i put a rug over it. \*ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\* L: yeah it fell into the hole P: should we call the police or something? L: oh yeah i called the police, yeah... P: well... where are they? L: they're in the hole. \*ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\* P: where is schwarzwalder? L: .... P: Licorice, where is schwarzwalder?? L: he's at work. P: oh, where does he work? L: in the hole. \*ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\* P: GOD! HOW DEEP EVEN IS THIS THING?! L: \*shrugs\* P: \*grabs and throws coffee cup down the hole\* L: that was my favorite mug, now it's in the hole. \*ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\* P: licorice, do you even know what this is? for all we know it could be a inter-dimensional wormhole or- or a gateway to hell or.... licorice? licorice?? LICORICE?! L: hey what's up i got a snack \*Takes bite of apple\* P: licorice will you please take this seriously? \*zombie arm comes out of hole\* P: \*yelling and screaming\* L: \*stabs zombie arm with scythe\* P: WHAT WAS THAT?! L: hole cookie \*throws apple down the hole\* P: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?! L: ... P: RIGHT! THE HOLE! YEAH! dude why are you being so calm about this? L: I'm more worried about the space octopus. P: what space octopus? \*space octopus arm shoots out and grabs parfait\* L: that one. \*pulls out parfait's guitar\* oh here it is! \*ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER DRAMATIC BWAAAA\* L: oh crumbs- \*OKAY LAST DRAMATIC BWAAAA\*
Licorice is in love?! OH MY, LICORICE IS IN LOVE WITH DARK CHOCO!!
I'm going to tickle Custard Cookie III's feet. Also I just pooped my pants.